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fidelism:
I want to create a column in sql table that will only display current year (example below Column B). This means that every year, the column automatically updates itself. There will also be another column (Column C) with figures that resulted from subtraction of current year (B) from another year (Column A).
Example.
Column A is Year of Employment. Column B is Current Year. Column C is A-B..

Help out pls

SELECT
DateReturn
FROM
tblClaims
WHERE
tblClaims.DateReturn BETWEEN GETDATE()-3 AND GETDATE()

BestySam:
Is the car a ghost?

I wonder oh. Abi na invincible car

I guess u are a pocket Lawyer

Smellymouth:
From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend...

The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy.

On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed... Together with the good planets of the Solar System they maintained peace through out the universe until a new horrible menace swept the galaxy.


NTA 2 Channel 5 aired it back then...Lol

Go and marry. Your mates first child is 14yrs old

Berbierklaus:
That girl is just like me

problem is I don't have a man I will buy a G-wagon for

LIEYANA

Let's not forget that the BH agression was triggered by npf when they killed Yusuf. I hope npf won't trigger violence out of d Shiite oh

Wait, weeding

It happened to me too

Lacasera

forexbinary:
Lalasticlacla if you are in this guy's shoe, what will you do?

I will remove the shoe and put you inside

JUST IN: Soyinka denies statement, says I never said I'll tear my American green card should Trump wins'

Nigeria's Nobel Laureate , Prof. Wole Soyinka, has denied reports that made the rounds on major newspapers and other social media in Nigeria that he will tear his American Green Card should the Republican candidate and US President-elect is declared winner in the just concluded US presidential election. In a statement emailed to our newsroom in the French capital of Paris, Prof. Wole Soyinka emphatically denied the statement.

Below is the statement we took delivery of a while ago:
"My attention has been drawn to a wide and highly publicized and reported matter that, I said, should Americans elect Donald Trump as in the just concluded election, I will tear my America Green card. This is to inform all that, I never said so or matter of such resemblance.''
''In fact, it's an imagination of men who sees my continuous relevance as a threat to their ignoble and rebellious behavioral ineptitude. It is a salvage custom, barbaric, outdated, rejected, infamous and ignominious.'' ''Let me further note that the President-Elect was one of my colleague at the University of Michigan and other organizations where we both delivered papers. He is my friend and was very instrumental in the granting of my residential permit during the reign of General Sani Abacha, the greatest dictator of our time".

Photoshop level crazy

Mp4mania.com

Grammar

DNA PROFILING, OR FORENSICS

Juxtapose = differentiate

Identify without any reason= mention the name

QueenthDee:
In fact don't deflower at all

Plant a garden of many flowers instead Don't ask me how or why

2dugged:
Abeg shift make I join you stand, #istandwithcocumber ,my own is how the okeke family will be treated in the next village meeting

Shift too make I stand with u too#istandwithoutcocumber >

I think that someone has something against her. I think its the person who introduced her to the beauty pageant. He/ she might have given the girl conditions to be videotaped before participating in the pageant. And she has won and the person is using it against her. I think the organizers of the pageant need to be questioned as well as the person who recorded the video. Its a pity

Thank God no be Chinese Language

A Georgian teenager Reuben Nsemoh has cheated death after he survived a life-threatening head injury on a football pitch that sent him into coma for three days.

According to Fox News, Nsemoh, the 16-year-old goalkeeper at Brookwood High School, was kicked in the head weeks ago diving for a loose ball, his third concussion.

He stopped breathing and was in a coma for three days.

When he woke up, he couldn’t speak English, but he was able to speak fluent Spanish, a language he couldn’t speak before.

The teen told WSB radio in Georgia he thinks maybe he picked it up from his friends and his brother.

As his ability to speak English returned, his Spanish fluency has faded out, although he still continues to speak Spanish.

“My friends will always talk to me in Spanish; they teach me too,” he said.

Nsemoh said he wants to return to playing football once he recovers, but his coach said he won’t let him back without a helmet.

For now, the teenager hasn’t returned to school as he continues to recover from the injury, and it’s unclear when, or if, he’ll be able to play again.

“Sometimes I daze out,” the teen told WSB-TV. “Sometimes I feel like I’m not here, but I am.”

The family has set up a GoFundMe page for his medical expenses.

It would be recalled that a young man in India who was presumed to have died after being bitten by a snake in July, rose up from the funeral pyre at the moment it was set on fire.

The 23-year-old man, named as Sandeep, was attacked while collecting wood from the forest.

When he arrived back in his village in the Raisen district of the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh, he told his family about the snake bite.

Instead of taking Sandeep to a hospital, they brought him to a traditional tantric practitioner in a nearby village.

But the tantric’s treatment proved ineffective and it was assumed the young man had passed away.

Villagers were left baffled at what to do because some in India claim that those who die of snake bites should be buried rather than burned.

In the end it was decided that his body was to be taken to the local cemetery where a funeral pyre was prepared.

But when the fire almost reached the body of Sandeep, the young man started to shout and people realised he was still alive.

Funeral attendees were stunned when the 23-year-old appeared to come back to life as his funeral pyre was set alight

Sandeep was taken to the same tantric practitioner instead of a hospital after he regained consciousness.

But again his life could not be saved, and the tantric declared Sandeep dead for the second time.

He was taken to the district hospital where a post-mortem examination took place.

It Says to whom it may concern.

saintkel:
What did d letter say?

Here are some weird shoe invention's

Built2last:
I don't think we have heard all there is about these girls being paraded as Chibok girls.

Here are my questions. Nd if you have answers provide.

1. Anywhere in the world, when negotiations begin...There is a ceasefire between waring and opposing side. On monday Bokoharam bombed in Maiduguri killing 9 and Bokoharam was negotiating.
Tuesday Nigerian Airforce was bombing sambisa and smoking out Bokoharam members. Yet, we were told they were negotiating.

2. How can 21 girls of Chibok come back and there is no jubilation in Chibok, no picture of an excited mother trekking to Abuja to come and embrace her daughter after 2 years.

3. Lai Mohammed said nothing was exchanged for their release. Another news said 4 commanders of Bokoharam were released.

4 No siblings, cousins, uncles or educated family members of any of these girls writing on facebook or tweeting my sister has been rescued. We see Ali Ndume and no family members.

5. Chibok school, no news of excitement from those in school now that some of their seniors have been released.

6. You claimed you brought them back and flew them to Abuja where it will make news and took them to DSS clinic where they will not have the press take a close look and ask few questions. I never knew that DSS clinic is the best to rehabilitate emotionally wounded people.

7. 21 Chibok girls... girls whose families are smart enough to let them go to school have no families on twitter and facebook that are gping crazy with joy and excitement. They have no streets bursting into celebration... no Local government chairman and governor goiing to welcome them. Almost 100 found or escaped now, still no interview. Each one is spiritedoff to Sudan and some other country for "education."

No really, no pastor is using one to boast that the mother came to him topray andhis prayers worked HALLELUJAH! No alfa or Jazzman .

8. In another 2 weeks the 21 girls will disappear into thin air with no trace for interview like others before them.
All I know is that days and months ahead will reveal more.

9. How come none of the girls can speak even pigin English.

Feeders from Nigerian military says they are not aware any Chibok girls were released. And they have chosen to maintain their fight in North East. No Nigerian high ranking military officer can boldly tell you they are aware of any negotiation that took place. Only DSS know where they manufactured those village women. You negotiate and no cease fire? Hmmmm

When a lie has been told you need many more lies to sustain the former.
To whom head is given. Brain is required.

My Opinion.

You Spoke right and well. Let's watch and see what next

sinaj:
Is she frm kenya

she is from Usa

iwatch:
It is no more news that 5 in 7 girls are bleaching their skin.

The cream she's using is "bringing out her natural colour"

[quote author=3030NN post=49947979][/quote]Army navy airforce are referred to as military forces (armed forces) Not soldiers

The guy na airforce. Abi u get glaucoma?

ebosie11:
Aw!So cute!When you see military men,you think they won't be romantic.I bet you they are one of the most romantic people in the world.

One word for the man showing off his dancing skill above


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/military-man-shows-off-his-dancing.html