[quote author=HateU2 post=44561364]After prison break, it's my 2nd best .


Call me old fashioned ..But I like "How I met your mother" better

HateU2:

This movie ehn, the suspense is fvcking too much. It's good thou. I love suspense. I tink i've missed some episodes, all dis ibos self with their piracy.

Didn't miss any ..Always downloading #AwoofMBthings

HateU2:
After prison break, it's my 2nd best .


Have u seen this one(not series) ; gods of egypt

Nah ..I haven't ..But I'll try
Temme bout it briefly

HateU2:
gud.


Can't wait ooo.
I'm just eager about Arya. I'm guessing she's gonna be d one to take all d revenge

Same here ..I read its probably gonn reach season 8 or more
That series got a lot of stuffs I can't wait to see
#My best series ever

HateU2:
D best so far.
When will Arya come up self
Plus what's d latest season pls

Season 6 which is gonn air April 24

Game of Thrones is a movie of it's kind. Speaking of quotes, you can churn out hundreds of sense making quotes from the movie but here are what I consider the best around!

How much of a "Game of Thrones" » fan are you?
Everyone is a fan of the HBO show and everyone is
anticipating April 24, everyone is also anxious
about the fate of Jon Snow, but only true and
dedicated fans will remember these 12 quotes .

Check out 12 quotes only true "Game of Thrones"
fans will understand;1. Mance Rayder to Jon Snow: “ Of all the ways I’d
kill you, poison would be the last. ”

2. Oberyn Martell to Tyrion Lannister: " It is rare to
meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for
dead Lannisters. "

3. Little Finger: " Money buys a man's silence for a
time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever ."

4. Tyrion Lannister: “ It's not easy being drunk all
the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it. ”

5. Daenerys Targaryen: “ All men must die, but we
are not men. ”

6. Tyrion Lannister: " I'm a monster, as well as a
dwarf. You should charge me double. "

7. Lady Brienne of Tarth to Jaime Lannister: " All
my life men like you have sneered at me. And all
my life I've been knocking men like you into the
dust."

8. Petyr Baelish: " Do you want to be a queen? ”Margaery Tyrell: “ No. I want to be THE queen. ”

9. Joffrey Baratheon: " I'll tell you what. I'm going to
give you a present. After I raise my armies, and kill
your traitor brother, I'll give you his head as well."Sansa Stark: " Or maybe he'll give me yours."

10. Cersie Lannister: “When you play the game of
thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle
ground.”

11. Jon Snow: “There’s no shame in fear, my
father told me, what matters is how we face it.”

12. Tyrion Lannister: "Everyone knows a Lannister
always pays his debts."The fifth s » season of show came to an end in June
2014 with the epic death of Jon Snow. »You are free to add yours.

6fit:

who b minister of darkness oh?

Na Fashola now ..Him wey talk as we no get light so no be the Government's fault

Minister of darkness no follow? ..As him dey for country self him no dey useful
#FASH

Waka waka no dey taya cattle rearers ..When him go visit Nigeria self?
#PMB

petkoffdrake2:
Hire a prostitute with HIV ... Simple

Lolssssss

alatbaba1:
End tim lectures. Hire prostitute with STD to do d magic. Or try set dem up wit hidden camera.

There is only one option for the female students to get an A grade in their courses — sleep with the male lecturer taking the course or refuse to do so and keep failing.

It’s either sex or no marks.

For a male student, because he is sexually unattractive to the lecturer, the only way to bail out himself is to hire a lady who will sleep with the concerned lecturer on his behalf in order to pass the course.

Sexual harassment, especially of the female students by male lecturers, is perhaps not a new thing in tertiary institutions in Nigeria and globally, with many people tagging it as the “greatest education epidemic” ever known.

But in Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi, Edo State, one of the first four federal polytechnics established in the country — in 1963 — frustrated students told our correspondent the extent some randy male lecturers go before they could pass them in their courses.

“The better ones among the lecturers give us the option of paying by cash for the course or finding a lady who will sleep with them on our behalf before we can pass. Passing a course costs us between N10,000 and N20,000,” a Higher National Diploma student of the Department of Accountancy, simply called Alex, told Saturday PUNCH on the telephone.

However, the downside to choosing to pay by cash rather than sex, according to Alex, is that the student can never get more than a C grade.

He continued, “Paying by cash is for those who want just a pass. But if I find a girl who will sleep with the lecturer on my behalf, I’ll get an A, for sure. I’ll get at least 90 per cent in the course, even if I write nothing exceptional in the exam. This option of paying with money instead of sex only comes from about one or two of the lecturers out of 10.

“Some of the lecturers tell us point blank that they don’t need our money. They will tell us to find them ladies who will sleep with them before we can pass their courses. They teach very important courses, so you cannot ignore them. They will keep failing us until we’re given notice of withdrawal from the institution. It’s something that has happened to a friend who claimed to be a born-again Christian. The guy wrote the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination afresh and is now at the University of Benin.

“So this is what we guys do: If I have a loyal girlfriend and I beg her, she can sleep with the lecturer on my behalf. The lecturer picks the hotel of his choice on the day we’ve agreed. I will book for it. I’ll order for the meal he’ll eat before the action. He will sleep with my girl and give me my A. I’ll give the lady my name so that the lecturer will know she’s from me.

“But if my girlfriend says no, then I have to hire someone else. I will get a prostitute from outside, pay her, book for the hotel the lecturer has picked, order for their meal and then I get an A in his course. I have done this for three lecturers now.

“The reality is we can’t pass their courses by mere brilliance. Only one or two lecturers are sane in my department. They don’t ask for anything. We read hard to pass their own courses. For the rest, sex is the key. This is why most of us don’t fidget when exam period approaches. We know the way out. The lecturers have shown us.”

Another male student in the Department of Accountancy who spoke with Saturday PUNCH, simply named Dickson, in HND 1, said he usually budgets some money right from the beginning of the semester to hire prostitutes who will sleep with the randy lecturers on his behalf.


Joseph
He said, “I love my girlfriend and can’t allow her to sleep for me. Some other guys do that. They beg their girlfriends to help them. It’s not a coded thing. We all discuss it. The prostitutes make serious money from us, all because of the extent these lecturers have gone.

For more:
http://www.punchng.com/school-where-prostitutes-assist-male-students-to-get-marks/

A fifty-eight-year-old trader, Ejide Ogunmiluyi, is currently facing prosecution before an Ijede Magistrate’s Court, Ikorodu, Lagos, over allegations of bypassing electricity meter in her house to avoid paying electricity bills to Ikeja Electric.

The prosecutor, Sgt. Yomi Egunjobi, told the court that Ogunmiluyi, was found to have bypassed a meter in her house at Millenium Estate, in order to cheat Ikeja Electric out of necessary bill payment, contrary to Section 409 of the Criminal Code Laws of Lagos, 2011.

“That you, on the same day (March 31) did cheat IE with the meter bypass, as a result, cost the company revenue loss of amount yet to be determined, contrary to Section 321 Criminal Code Laws of Lagos 2011,” the prosecutor added.

The prosecution, however craved the indulgence of the court to amend the charge in order to include the actual amount the loss of revenue Ogunmiluyi’s alleged action caused Ikeja Electric.

Ogunmiluyi’s lawyer, Mr. Olakunle Ilesanmi, pleaded with the court to grant her bail on liberal terms assuring that the defence would prove she has no case to answer when the case commences proper.

Ogunmiluyi was later admitted to bail in the sum of N100,000 with a surety in like sum.

The case was adjourned till May 5, 2016.

The spokesperson for Ikeja Electric, Mr. Felix Ofulue, said the case was an attestation to the fact that the company would no longer take the issue of electricity theft lightly.

He said, “Electricity theft is one of the main issues that are worsening distribution. People should be on the lookout for people stealing power in their domain because such actions are short-changing them. It is in the interest of customers to report others stealing electricity in their neighbourhood.

“Our technicians are also well trained. They know what to look out for and whoever is found bypassing meter would be arrested and charged to court. We also have the technology to monitor meters that are being bypassed.”

http://www.punchng.com/lagos-trader-lands-in-court-for-bypassing-electricity-meter/

Two men are currently in the custody of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency after being nabbed at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos over 252 wraps of cocaine weighing 4.3kgs.

The NDLEA put the street value of the drugs at about N39m.

According to NDLEA spokesperson, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju, the suspects – 54-year-old Chinweuba Echezona, who is a driver and 44-year-old Ekwueme Louis, a trader – had ingested some of the drugs and concealed part of it in their luggage.

Ofoyeju said, “The suspects were caught during the screening of passengers on an Emirates flight from Dubai. The NDLEA commander at the airport, Ahmed Garba, said that both suspects are under investigation.

“Echezona packed 103 wraps of cocaine in his waist and ingested 69 wraps weighing 2.745kgs while Louis concealed 75 wraps in his luggage and ingested five wraps.”

Garba said the suspects are currently being grilled over the unlawful importation.

Ofoyeju said “Preliminary investigation revealed that the suspects were promised N500,000 each to smuggle the drugs from Dubai to Nigeria. Their trip was fully sponsored by an unidentified drug trafficking organisation.

“However, efforts are ongoing to trace and arrest their sponsors. Martins is married with five children while Louis is married with three children.”

Echezona told officials of the agency in his statement, “I am a driver but I have been out of job for a while now. I have been searching for job and my condition was so bad that I could not feed and discharge my responsibilities as a husband to my wife and father to my children. This was the reason I went into drug trafficking. I did it in order to survive the economic hardship.”

Louis also attributed his involvement in drug trafficking to poverty.

“I used to sell jewellery but I have lost everything including my shop due to family problem. I feel ashamed that I cannot take care of my family and pay the school fees of my children,” he said.

NDLEA Chairman, Muhammad Abdallah, has ordered a speedy investigation of their cases.

He said, “Let me assure members of the public that the NDLEA has taken measures to fortify the exit points in the country. Drug traffickers will find it difficult to break through our security barriers.”

“The ultimate objective is to have a society that is free from illicit drug production, trafficking and abuse. This arrest is being investigated and we hope to trace other persons linked to the crime.”

http://www.punchng.com/driver-trader-swallow-n39m-cocaine/

Change doesn't come easy ..You have to go through some things ..Its hard today ..Y'all blaming Baba ..I know for sure its gonna be good one day ..#betterdays ahead ..if you believe click like ..share if you don't #Sai Baba

Stelvin101:





My guys I tire for Nigerians. If they want to blame someone let them blame the past administrations 1999-2015 for the total disaster Nigeria is going through. Minister of Darkness, that word funny sha hehehehehehe

Lolssssss

I no understand wetin these wailers want
She na "CHANGE" or "MAGIC"?

Change doesn't come easy ..You have to go through some things ..Its hard today ..Y'all blaming Baba ..I know for sure its gonna be good one day ..#betterdays ahead ..if you believe click like ..share if you don't #Sai Baba

eme1n:
Nothing new...

FTC ..you mean say no be today you don dey do am
Which level you con dey right about now?

The guy eyes be like pezin wey don smoke next week weed down

Change doesn't come easy ..You have to go through some things ..Its hard today ..Y'all blaming Baba ..I know for sure its gonna be good one day ..#betterdays ahead ..if you believe click like ..share if you don't #Sai Baba

So she is a him ..Woah!
Lolsssssss ..9ja sha
I don fall for her line small oooooooo

Marlvin:

lol, never did believe him/her anyway... all these same thanks for the tipoff' haha [/qu[quote author=boostdom post=44531659]
Do not be fooled by the piece of filth. He is a middle aged fraudster. His name is Kennedy Eze.
Visit this link www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/269#44364322 and be guided accordingly.

boostdom:

Do not be fooled by the piece of filth. He is a middle aged fraudster. His name is Kennedy Eze.
Visit this link www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/269#44364322 and be guided accordingly.

boostdom:

Do not be fooled by the piece of filth. He is a middle aged fraudster. His name is Kennedy Eze.
Visit this link www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/269#44364322 and be guided accordingly.

Marlvin:

lol, never did believe him/her anyway... all these same thanks for the tipoff' haha

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Marlvin:




#smiles, Emm nothing .....

Ah! I for fear

Daniel2289:
Sitting on d fence n keeping mu hands crossed.

Eeyah

Marlvin:



hmm, if you say so.

Boss ..Wetin she do you?

Change doesn't come easy ..You have to go through some things ..Its hard today ..Y'all blaming Baba ..I know for sure its gonna be good one day ..#betterdays ahead ..if you believe click like ..share if you don't #Sai Baba

youngest85:
it's gud if u av d money!

Your own clubbing mood deals with your pocket
..I see

You got issue with her before?

cruzita:
for your mind op is it good?

That's what I'm bout to find out

Some people dey go club ehn ..To the extent that if they don't go clubbing in a week ..They gonna get sick ..#hellyeah!!!

While some people never went clubbing before ..are they holy or thats just the way it should be?


Your opinion

cruzita:
i never see complete money to transport myself go work na to enter club go waste the small one I get.I reject that spirit

Hmmmmmmm ..I understand

kenonze:
Clubbing Tonight with my boo.
So sad clubs these days is some how dry due to low patronage

Nice pic you got on your profile
Tell you what? I picure you and I going together someday

Cutehector:
Oh lord, have mercy on ya people

Bro wetin na?