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CelebritiesJay-z And Rihanna Boycotted Bet Awards! by hermosa(op): 3:54pm On Jun 29, 2010
Jay Z, Rihanna and Beyonce were all INVITED to perform at the BET Awards. And according to our snitch they all said NO when they learned that Chris Brown would be performing.

The insider said "Rihanna and Jay have tours coming up that they are having trouble selling - of course they needed the exposure." But the insider continued, "It was a matter of principal, if BET was willing to support Chris after what he did - that was THEIR BUSINESS. But [Rihanna Jay and Bey] were not going to have ANYTHING to do with the show."

And not having any of the BIG THREE on the show was a problem. According to Nielsen, this years BET Awards drew 15% fewer viewers than last years.

Dang . . . Not sure we agree with Jigga and 'ems reasoning. But at least you gotta respect dude for HOLDING DOWN Rih . . . .
CelebritiesGuess Who's On Forbes 100 Celebrities List: Black Folks! by hermosa(op): 1:36pm On Jun 29, 2010
i was going through forbes website and guess which African American celebs took the top five??!!!
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Beyonce Knowles
5. Tiger Woods (he mighta been no 4 or even 3 but dude did bad with his scandals and all) no worries. u go, Tiger!!
Black people are taking over!!! Woohoo!!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji At MUD Shop In LA: What’s Wrong With This Picture? by hermosa(f): 1:28pm On Jun 29, 2010
HATERZ!!!!!! shes d new face of MUD stupid,
EventsRe: Bet Awards 2010 by hermosa(op): 3:13pm On Jun 28, 2010
for more infomation on our boyz M.I and P-Square who were also nominated for best international act award, they didn't get the prize, that went to Dizzy, U.K rap sensation, who apparently a naija boy too, but no matter, we still love. and thnx for putting Naija on the BEt map, we'll soon get to hollywood, mtv, then take over the whole of the music industry (am i being over-optimistic here?)!!
for more go to Bellanaija.com
RomanceRe: Just When I Wanted To Propose by hermosa(f): 2:44pm On Jun 28, 2010
that story was long but the only thing i can comment on is the fact that you threw away 180k ring!! olu maintain said it best 'too much money, problem how to spend it!'
whatever the case, the whole story is fishy, you're mad cos she went to lagoshuh!!
i thot the story was gonna be about love, hardship and betrayal, turns out yous a fooool!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are There Still Jobs Out There? by hermosa(f): 2:38pm On Jun 28, 2010
yes there are, sorry to say this but what she needs is hook-ups, that's the only way in.
Everyday people are getting fired, if she can just have the connection, then she golden,
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 2:35pm On Jun 28, 2010
i'm guessing, you have no list then, best hush ma. you know what they say, empty barrels and all wink,
EventsBet Awards 2010 by hermosa(op): 2:33pm On Jun 28, 2010
There's only one word that i can use to describe the Bet awards which took place at the Shrine, los Angeles , DRAMA-H!!! everyone from A-listers Queen Latifah, Diddy, Eminem, Trey Songz, Kanye, Alicia Keys, Black-Eyed Peas and newly karate kid star Jaden Smith and his sis, Willow to the Infamous stars like Chris Brown, Prince, Brandy, Ray-j and so much more.
It was definitely a night to behold, and i'm not just talking about the tearful performance of 'man in the mirror' by Chris Brown, and I'm telling you, oh, was it a tearful, melo-over-the-top dramatic performance, Nigga was balling his eyes out like he never thought the day would come when he'd get to do a tribute for Micheal (talk about the woman-beater crying over the aquitted)
And did y'all see Willow's hair style? she had the sides of her hair shaven, and then did braids in the front, it was kinda cute, maybe a bit too grown up, but what was up with the Rihanna-inspired jacket on both her and momma Jada Pinkett Smith?!! i was like, 'nuh-huh, too much.' speaking of out-fits, i almost died of laughter when Prince came out to receive his lifetime achievement award in pj's, wtf?!! seriously, Prince, was there nothing in your closet that you coulda worn to the BET's??!! who can blame the dude, he affected lives, and for the better, and i loved his speech, short and healthy, as short as his height, and healthy like his skin, his face was just glowing, my skin don't even glow that good, must be all the achievements award, he been getting.
All in all it was a good night, other winners on the night included Lil Wayne’s protege Nicki Minaj, who took Best Female Hip-Hop artist, Alicia Keys who took Best Album and Single and Drake, who took Best Male Hip-Hop.
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 2:15pm On Jun 28, 2010
i know why naijas are mad that Blackberry got on the list, i hear it's over-priced in Nigeria, but forget the price, with network coverage , it makes for a really good smartphone, plus free textin for blackberry users everywhere!! even NOkia can't do dat or the Iphone
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 2:12pm On Jun 28, 2010
@NAIRALAND, YEAH, i finally made front page news!!!
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 2:12pm On Jun 28, 2010
@AURA2 since you know so much, make ur own list, or hush!!
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 7:24am On Jun 27, 2010
@AIEROMON why?
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 5:56am On Jun 27, 2010
BB is mega CRAP!!!!!!!
BB is mega COOL!! grin grin grin
PhonesRe: My Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 12:29am On Jun 27, 2010
@malikalhaj ipone is already in stores and obviously has been tested by those who bought it. if it han't been bought, i wouldn't put it on my list (or maybe i still wouldsmiley)
@declique, bb shouldn't be on the listhuh are u kiddin mehuh!! it's a blessin specially if u've got a deal with mtn!
PhonesMy Top 10 Smartphones For 2010: For Now. by hermosa(op): 9:15am On Jun 26, 2010
i'm rating the best 10 smartphone released till date
1. HTC DROID INCREDIBLE
2. NOKIA N900
3. HTC EVO 4G
4. MOTOROLA DROID X
5.IPHONE 3GS
6. IPHONE 4 (it's no 4, cos i been hearing serious bad reviews about it, but it's an iphone, so it's def gotta make the list)
7. BLACKBERRY BOLD2 9700
8. BLACKBERRY STORM 2
9. NOKIA N97 mini
10. NOKIA X6

what do you guys think?
make your own list
TravelRe: Places Of Interest to visit In Lagos Pls by hermosa(f): 7:01am On Jun 24, 2010
take them to ABUJA!!! don't let them anywhere near LAGOS!!
PoliticsRe: Islam:you Can Marry 5 Years Old Girl And Wait Till She Is Ripe by hermosa(f): 9:24am On Jun 22, 2010
perverts and fuckin paedophiles that's what they are!!
one can find an 18-year-old girl whose body is not ripe for sexual intercourse, while there may be nine-year-old girl whose body is ripe for sexual activity with her husband.
huh what the Bleep that don't even make sense! a 9-year-old!! what kinda fuckin perverts are these guys?!!`
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 2 - 2 @ World Cup 2010, June 22 by hermosa(f): 9:18am On Jun 22, 2010
i just got my Nigerian Jersey from my bf so we best win cos that'll be just embarassing to be wearin our jersey when we lose!! i'll go crazy!!
RomanceRe: Describe Love In Just One Word! by hermosa(f): 1:37pm On Jun 18, 2010
unnecessary
RomanceRe: Ladies What Age Gap Would Prefer? by hermosa(f): 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2010
7-15 years is fine by me, the older they are, the more mature cool
PoliticsRe: The Yar’adua We Knew by hermosa(f): 6:24am On Jun 14, 2010
@mbulela, everyone has their opinions, if Adeniyi was in full support of the Yar'adua Presidency, he had his reasons.
CrimeFour Liberian Boys Gang-Raped An 8-year-old Girl! by hermosa(op): 6:02am On Jun 06, 2010
June 04, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com just learned about a HEINOUS CRIME that took place in Arizona. Four boys held down and BRUTALLY RAPED an 8 year old girl - and NONE are going to jail.

Here's what happened. Five children emigrated to the United States from Liberia - 4 boys (ages 15, 13, 10 and cool and one girl (age cool. They boys, who probably witnessed unspeakable horrors in their lives, one day decided to RAPE the girl.

So they held her down, beat her and took turns raping the poor child.

Well here's what's worse – no one is going to JAIL over it. Yesterday, an Arizona court gave the 15 year old (the only one who could POSSIBLY serve adult jail time) probation. The court placed the DISTURBED TEEN on probation until he's 18. And get this, if he can stay clean until then, his RECORD WILL BE WIPED CLEAN, and he will NOT be regarded as a SEX OFFENDER.

The other 3 boys were all deemed TOO YOUNG to be responsible. They are not REQUIRED to go under any PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM or monitoring. Basically they are FREE AS A BIRD to go and rape other little girls (and presumably get off).

If you think that this result is a TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE, please send all your correspondence to the JUDGE that made this all possible –

Maricopa County Juvenile Court
Judge Samuel Thumma
Tel: 602.372.2018
DURANGO FACILITY - 2280
3131 W. Durango
Phoenix, AZ. 85009-6292
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Kidnappers Relocate To Malaysia by hermosa(f): 6:51pm On Jun 05, 2010
sad. angry angry angry angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland's Most Peaceful Section by hermosa(f): 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2010
, definitly not POLITICS!! lol!!
LiteratureRe: 3957 Free E-novels(limited Time Offer) by hermosa(f): 1:33pm On Jun 03, 2010
pls can you get me Half of A Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
and The Trial by F Kafka

macy20be@yahoo.com
LiteratureMicheal Peal's Take On Nigeria And Biafra by hermosa(op): 1:28pm On Jun 03, 2010
Michael Peel on
Published on the 13 April 2010
Nigeria


What’s the common thread linking these five books?

They all, either directly or obliquely, are reflections of things I saw, experienced and felt in Nigeria, books which gave me useful insights into the place. The list isn’t chronological, but it does track the development of a thought process.

Your first choice is Anthills of the Savannah by Chinua Achebe. That’s a fairly classical choice for people reading up about Nigeria, isn’t it?

I read it pretty much immediately after arriving. It’s a great account of how a country can fall into a dictatorship, how dictators become dictators. If you’ve lived in a country which isn’t under a dictatorship and move to a country that has been for most of the last decade, you inevitably wonder how it is that these bloodthirsty pantomime figures came to be running the place. Anthills gives the human side of the story. A group of friends have all known each other in their youth. Over time they go off in their different directions. One of them becomes a key aide to the dictator, another becomes a journalist, and the book makes this gradual divergence believable. The dictator doesn’t become a dictator overnight, it’s a step-by-step thing, a bit like the story of the frog in the boiling water. The writing is very lively, the book gives you an understanding of how people who were genuinely admirable liberation-style heroes can turn into despots over time. It’s a much more sophisticated and human account of dictatorship than the one-line, comic-book dismissal you often get.

You were reading this in 2002, 15 years after it was first published, but it remains completely topical. When Achebe wrote it, which dictatorship was he reflecting upon?

He wrote it in 1987, so he would have been commenting on Ibrahim Babangida’s regime. Certainly, the dictator in the book has considerable charm and savvy, as Babangida did, whereas his predecessor Buhari was a very austere fellow who didn’t have the same bearing. There’s definitely more than a hint of Babangida.

You went in after the Sani Abacha dictatorship, which was a much grimmer affair, wasn’t it?

Yes. I also read Robert Graves’s I, Claudius at that time and there was a parallel there, in the concept of a descent through dictators. You start with Augustus, a relatively enlightened figure, move through Tiberius and end up with Caligula, where there are no holds barred. Abacha seems to me Nigeria’s Caligula, someone who didn’t care what anyone said about him and looted the Treasury. One of the reasons why Anthills is interesting, though, is that in a sense Abacha was easy to smoke out, because he was so obviously villainous, whereas Babangida had this charm – he was invited to lunch at Downing St and Mrs Thatcher was a great fan because he was open to the idea of IMF-style reform. But, as Achebe’s book shows, those are the most dangerous type of dictators, because they do fool some people, especially in the West, where people are willing to be fooled in order to get access to the oil they covet.

This is actually Achebe’s most recent novel about modern-day Nigeria, isn’t it?

Since his car accident he’s lived in the US and concentrated on other things. He’s become a trenchant critic from the outside and when I was there he certainly played a useful role in acting as a corrective to the movement there was in the West to say ‘Nigeria is reforming, everything is changing’ and to drum up this Live 8 sense of Nigeria as the great hope of Africa, which was very self-serving on both sides. Achebe was one of the few international figures who stood up and said: ‘Hang on, this isn’t really what I’m seeing.’
Anthills of the Savannah (Penguin Modern Classics)
by Chinua Achebe
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Your next choice is Thomas Hobbes’s Leviathan. I studied this at university, but I can’t remember that much about it. Is it the book in which we’re told that life is ‘nasty, brutish and short’?

That’s the one-liner. I read it not because it was one of the founding texts of Western philosophical thought but because a couple of Nigerians said it was a good book to read in Lagos. There were parallels between this book, written in the middle of England’s 17th-century civil war, and Nigeria, in particular the jockeying of various competing interests. There are some long digressions in it on the nature of man which look dated now, but at its heart it does still have an important, timeless message: it helps explain why in a society where all hope of law and order and stability have broken down, decent people end up doing awful things to each other. This idea of ‘the war of all against all’, when there’s no law, and what a man can win through his strength is what he gets, definitely has parallels in modern Nigeria. It also helps you understand another aspect of demagoguery: why dictators can be genuinely popular, if only for a while, and why, for example, fundamentalist religious movements have such appeal. You surrender your freedoms to Leviathan, the all-powerful sovereign, in exchange for being guaranteed a certain level of stability.

That’s the ‘social contract’, if I remember correctly.

Exactly. In Nigeria, you see that in the administration of Muhammadu Buhari, the dictator who introduced all these extraordinary measures after coming to power. Compulsory street-cleaning days. People say those caught peeing in public were made to hop down the street like frogs. Public horsewhippings. In one sense, barbaric stuff, but some Nigerians do look back and say: ‘That was a time when we had a measure of public order.’ An author friend of mine said: ‘Nigerians respond well to the whip. We must like it.’ I think what he meant by that was the kind of message you see in Leviathan, that someone, however insincere or self-interested, can genuinely attract a lot of support if they come to power promising that stability. I remember going to an all-night service in a Pentecostal church in a hangar-like building on the outskirts of Lagos. Tens of thousands of people spent the night in fervour, the pastor delivered his message, and all around, there was order. Chairs were in neat rows, there were litter bins – where else in Lagos did I ever see a litter bin? It was intense and passionate, but in a very structured way. I could see how, if you lived in a crowded slum, coming for one night into that environment of control and order would have felt like a tremendous relief. Certainly, surrendering an element of power to the Leviathan in exchange for it would seem worthwhile.

I’m impressed by the classicism of your Nigerian friends.

I think a lot of Nigerians do look outside for explanations. It is a hard place to get to grips with, and we’re all searching for the analogies and parallels to help us.

Nigeria shares a certain quality with former Zaire, doesn’t it? When I lived there I used to feel that a certain model had been taken and pushed to its logical extreme, and that there was something intellectually interesting in the surreal situations and absurdities that resulted from that purity of experience. My attitude was: ‘If you are going to live in a society that isn’t functioning, it’s more interesting to live in a place that is completely screwed-up, rather than half screwed-up.’

It’s certainly more honest. The abuses of power, the exploitation is there for all to see; they sometimes aren’t in a place that is only half screwed-up. You had that great phrase in your Zaire book – ‘the quality of negative excellence’. I was very angry you used it, as it meant I couldn’t. It’s what frightens people about a place, but also what makes it so compelling.
Leviathan (Oxford World's Classics)
by Thomas Hobbes
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Your third choice is Franz Kafka’s The Trial.

I read this before going to Nigeria but moving there made me think about it a lot. The idea that the system always wins. What you see time and again in a country like Nigeria is that the way to prosper is to get round the system, or play the system, but to try and change it is a mammoth and mostly futile task. You have structures which could crush the most well-intentioned person and there’s this dark absurdity about how it all works. I remember a chapter where ‘K’ hears about the various options open to him in the trial he is facing for an undisclosed offence. ‘K’ can be fully acquitted, but that never happens, so he may be ‘ostensibly acquitted’, but with the possibility the charges could be reinstated in future, or the trial can be ‘indefinitely postponed’, which means the case is never formally stopped. There’s a sense of a system which always looms above you. The analogy isn’t exact, because even under Abacha Nigeria was such a large and messy place that it was hard for anyone to impose absolute, formal power but there’s a bleakly comic side to it that appealed to me. For my book I went out on a bus for a day and saw how they started with a stack of money from the fares and how it was depleted and depleted by all the bribes they had to pay. This guy was explaining to me how the money was halved, then quartered, then went down to an eighth. A packet of 33,000 naira had been reduced to 4,000. Then he paused, and added: ‘And then the police take half of that.’ The comic timing was so perfect, I just couldn’t help laughing, I started apologising, but other people then started joining in, and a great, sardonic laugh rippled around the room.
The Trial (Wordsworth Classics of World Literature)
by F Kafka
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Your next one is Half of a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

Chimamanda Adichie broke the ice in writing about the Biafran war. There was a kind of whispering on the subject in public life but no one ever talked about it that much and I’d been wanting for a long time to read something about that conflict, because it underpins some of what is happening in modern-day Nigeria, in particular the way people in the east relate to the rest of the country. It also played into this much bigger idea of regionalism and the tensions between different parts. Here’s someone who was not alive when the Biafran war took place – maybe it had to be someone like that to draw out the effect and impact of that conflict. Biafra is one of those conflicts that was massive at the time but is pretty much forgotten today in the West.

She evokes well this notion of a nation that flared and died and the passion that went into that and why this was something which had this very deep appeal for a part of the nation which, depending on your point of view, was either marginalised or saw itself as special. Unless you travel in the east, you don’t realise how resonant that still is today. Biafra will be mentioned by the guy in the roadside Coke stall and the chap you chat to outside the church. The unanswered question, because the nation collapsed so quickly, is how homelands created in response to genuine suffering – in this case the pogroms against the Igbo people – can become over time states which are quite hostile to outsiders. The flip side of being a safe haven, a sanctuary, if you’re not from that group, is that it can seem a very hostile and forbidding place. You have people in the Niger Delta who are very glad Biafra didn’t come to pass because they would have been the minority group in this new state and their argument is: ‘From what we could see, the oppressed Igbos were going to turn into the next oppressors.’ The idea is only hinted at in Half of a Yellow Sun, but as a species we sometimes struggle to grasp the obvious point that oppressed people can become oppressors. Liberia is a classic example.

What do you think of the commonly voiced argument that Biafra offers a miraculous example of reconciliation after an incredibly vicious conflict? That this is perhaps something people don’t celebrate enough, the fact that Africa, along with all its violence and trauma, offers very unusual examples of reconciliation. Biafra collapsed and then just went back to being part of Nigeria again. In Eritrea, the rebels went into the mountains and spent 30 years fighting Ethiopian rule.

I haven’t studied this closely but I think a mix of nobility and realpolitik probably brought this about. The journalist Kaye Whiteman, who was around at the time, told me: ‘There was a chemistry arising from the evolution of the war that somehow seemed to diminish the lust for revenge.’ I think that had an international dimension in that, rightly or wrongly, the Biafrans succeeded in creating a sense that they were the victims, involved in an honourable attempt to create a safe homeland, up against an evil dictatorship that would stop at nothing. I suspect the sensible people in the Nigerian government realised they would become world-wide pariahs if they went on a pogrom against Biafra. On the Biafran side, they were losing the war and if they continued to resist, they would have been destroyed. I think there was a certain element of pragmatism under duress. There is something called MASSOB, The Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra, and its members get arrested from time to time, but you’re right, there’s nothing like the EPLF.

Maybe the oil helped?

Maybe. The oil was just being tapped, things were on the up and everyone thought, ‘Rather than destroy this through fighting, maybe we can all get a piece of the pie.’
Half of a Yellow Sun
by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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Tell me about your last book, Rohinton Mistry’s A Fine Balance.

He’s an Indian-born Canadian writer. I left this till last because I don’t think I’ve read a better book when it comes to capturing life in a big, messy place which can be very hard and yet has some redeeming qualities. It’s set in India at the time of Mrs Gandhi’s quasi-dictatorship and state of emergency. The ‘fine balance’ of the title is the fine balance between hope and despair, which is explored by all the individuals in the story. They are all trying to make their fortune in a huge, unruly city which reminded me of Lagos. What’s striking about this book is that it is unsparingly and brutally honest. All sorts of terrible things happen to the main characters, from evictions to forced sterilisation. The book is full of these terrible moments and yet at the end of it you feel strangely uplifted. It’s the oddest thing.

It’s a great corrective to the notion of the nobility of poverty. That’s not what the book is saying at all. It’s just telling the human story and pointing out that there’s nothing more sophisticated for any of us, in the end, than the fact that life goes on, every situation has some possibility of redemption, even if it’s far into the future. I remember being extremely moved by it.

Essentially, you are an optimist on Nigeria, aren’t you? I get the impression you have huge hopes.

It’s not for an outsider to pronounce a situation hopeless, but I wouldn’t want to do that anyway, I don’t feel like that. My glib one-liner is that it’s almost impossible to be anything other than pessimistic about Nigeria in the short term, but in the long term there is that greater hope that does burn on. There’s just something about the place. I would contrast it with somewhere like Equatorial Guinea, where there’s a truly nasty dictatorship which has been in power for 30 years, people are nervous of talking on the street, and you have a real sense of a society cowed. Nigeria may be many things, but it’s not cowed. The fact that within two minutes of buying a pen in ‘God’s Time is the Best Ventures Ltd’ shop the proprietor will be berating the government and telling you how awful everything is, tells you something. A place that has that spirit can’t be kept down.
A Fine Balance (Oprah's Book Club)
by Rohinton Mistry
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http://fivebooks.com/interviews/michael-peel-on-nigeria?gclid=COH8wb_xg6ICFQHBbwodJ0YIEQ
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Technology MarketRe: I Need An Ipod Touch In the Range of 20 to 25k. It Must be 3rd Gen. by hermosa(f): 4:57pm On Jun 02, 2010
there's is no where u can get ipod touch 16gb for 20 to 25 f3rd gen, not possible!!

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