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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes: 10:52pm On Mar 27, 2022
oblozzolawrence:
BT sir you're yet to answer the question...he asked you.
Sorry I cannot be foolish like you drivers who post your account balances on nairaland forum

Sorry

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes:
IFSHR:
You don't know the meaning of ROI? It has nothing to do with you annual income, brother please answer the question.
Wonder wonder wonder wonder

A barely literate driver wants to teach me the meaning of ROI...let's go there bitch
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes: 9:21pm On Mar 27, 2022
deedee44:
I am the one talking to you not "you people", and it's a simple question that you could have answered by simply typing yes or no so we can proceed.
Forget the big grammar, it cannot be used for measuring smartness. Plus yes I am smart, I will not invest and choose a position where I will earn less than 20% of my ROI
Dude you're not smart, if you were you'd know that my annual income has nothing to do with this issue
FamilyRe: Anambra Widow Sleeps Outside After She Was Thrown Out Of Her Home By Relatives by HernanCortes: 8:59pm On Mar 27, 2022
MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Widow was pictured sleeping outside after she was allegedly thrown out of her home by her in-laws just one day after her husband's burial, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The burial held on Friday, March 25, and the widow was allegedly thrown out on Saturday, March 26.

In a Post shared online As Sighted By , The widow is seen sleeping on the floor, wearing just a wrapper and head warmer. Her slippers is seen beside her.

Her Niece Who Quickly Notified On Facebook, call for justice for the widow who is from Nanka in Anambra state. According to her, the woman built the house with her money, yet that didn't stop her husband's family from allegedly throwing her out and locking the house to prevent her from gaining entrance.

The said neice claimed the widow was thrown out without her belongings and she has nothing with her, not even the clothes she's meant to wear for her the burial service on Sunday, March 27.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
Idi Igbo Kwenu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Caught A Junior Colleague Stealing by HernanCortes: 8:53pm On Mar 27, 2022
ProphetofOdin:
Hi,
Please I will try to be brief as possible as i can.
I work with a firm that sells construction equipment, and head the logistics and warehouse department. I have this junior colleague that has been with the company for 8years(long before i joined cos i have only been there for 2+ years), he is experienced and good at his job.
But yesterday i caught this guy trying to steal two pieces of 70ah batteries, it really broke my heart because he can not even sell this things for up to 100k. I have tried everything in my capacity to make sure those working under my dept enjoy every benefits that are due to them; from hazard allowance, overtime, and so on. I sign all this allowance without asking questions even when sometimes some of them are questionable. I was doing all this so that nobody has any reason to steal and they have small change to augment their salary.
Personally i hate theft and frown at it and they all know it cos i keep preaching against this at every meeting, and if i escalate this to the management at the HQ in Lagos, he might be sack without benefits after 8 long years and he is a family man.

Though I have scold him and told him he would hear from me by Monday morning, the truth is given the situation I don't know what to do with this guy.

I am really confuse cos i don't even know how long he has been doing this shit.
Let this slide

Audit his work-history thoroughly so you don't end up losing your job in his stead, and exercise caution/due-diligence wherever he is involved, going forward.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes: 6:46pm On Mar 27, 2022
deedee44:
No vex o, are you earning up to 1 million in a month?
That is the problem with you people, you're so quick to resort to ad-hominems thinking it somehow makes you look smart.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes: 9:00am On Mar 27, 2022
YeyeGbami:
No be one guy, na all of us dey make 1M steadily. Infact this morning i don make 50K already
Shebi you sef follow post dashboard that time
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HernanCortes: 4:24am On Mar 27, 2022
73O9:
I never mentioned I was looking for a vehicle but ONLY POINTED OUT THE REALITIES TO YOU.

Your case is just like the ones that hear of a certain business but jump into it without making findings.
You wouldn't mention 40k if you had known a little more about the business.
A guy was making almost a million every month here, consistently

Why should a driver find it hard to pay 120k per month out of 1M?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Opens Application Portal For Direct Short Service Course 26 by HernanCortes: 11:24pm On Mar 26, 2022
For the Walking Dead cheesy

#ZombieNation
CrimeRe: Driver Caught With A Dead Body Stuffed Inside A Bag In His Car In Imo (video) by HernanCortes: 11:21pm On Mar 26, 2022
Aonkuuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jmz_pE9tV0
Idi Igbo Skull Processor...Otokoto people

Burn him alive, please
Foreign AffairsRe: Look At What Russian Army Did To Maripol by HernanCortes: 11:15pm On Mar 26, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Kiev might be next.

The azov battalion were destroyed in Maripol

The most fierce battle has been in Maripol look at the city now.

Western propaganda are telling us that Ukraine are wining but in reality, that is not happening.
Bloodsucker

Don't worry, the fires of Hell await your evil ass
CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Ebonyi Girl Kidnapped From Her House, Raped & Strangled To Death by HernanCortes: 11:11pm On Mar 26, 2022
Likely the work of all these retårded cultists, all these small small boys killing themselves up and down

They prolly toasted her and she said no, so they tracked her down and did the only thing they know how to do. Worthless creatures.
PoliticsRe: APC Supporter Dies During Convention by HernanCortes: 9:36pm On Mar 26, 2022
ogododo:
BREAKING: APC Supporter Dies During Convention


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-apc-supporter-dies-during-convention
Served him right

They should have left his stupid carcass for the dogs to feast on
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Discover Wreckage Of NAF Jet That Crashed In 2021 by HernanCortes: 4:39pm On Mar 26, 2022
Praxis758:
It will be more honorable if the skeletal bones of the heroic pilots can be seen/gathered and given a befitting burial so that their families and friends will mark/know their final resting places.

This is my prayer that their remaining bones be seen.
Hyenas have done justice to the bones
FamilyRe: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand by HernanCortes: 12:54pm On Mar 26, 2022
klassyguy:
I have two lovely kids with my wife - a girl and a boy. My son is six years old while his sister is eight. Both were born here in the US. I’ve done what I feel is right as a father to train these kids, but I know not everything can be done accordingly.

My son is restless. He has the attention span of three seconds before he gets distracted by something else. My mum tells says he is a copy of me when I was his age, but that was in the eighties and the way children were handled back then is totally different from today. He hardly wants to do anything in terms of school work and almost every day I get complaints from his teacher that he does not do his work or he is disruptive in class. When other students are doing their work, my son will be the one falling off his chair or hiding under his desk. His teacher told me he acts out when being corrected. Only yesterday my wife told me the teacher met her when she went to pick them up in school and told her that my son started yelling when the lights in the class started flickering. His behavior got so bad, they had to call the school security officer before he calmed down.

This behavior is really bothering me. I know my son is smart. His pre-school teacher once told me he was the smartest student she had. My son can do complex mathematical equations off the top of his head that even his older sister struggles to do. He has a very good memory and can list off all the types of trains that exist in the US, things that even I don’t know. It’s sitting down to be serious about work that he can’t do and can’t seem to focus on.

I enrolled him in a soccer club to see if that would help him expel his excess energy. At first he seemed to be lazy as he gets frustrated easily, and rather try harder, my son would rather give up and cry. I mostly have to encourage him to put in more effort, and most of the time he does not pay attention to what the coach says. The coach told me a couple of days ago that he wants to move him to a lower group level to see if he can build his confidence there.

I want to believe it’s his being the last born for now that’s worrying him. He seemed to start being a bit more mature when my wife got pregnant last year and he learnt they had a younger sibling on the way, but unfortunately, she miscarried and we lost the baby. I’ve been thinking for a while now whether to move back to Nigeria with everyone so that we can build some sense into both of them (my daughter’s story is another one). I’ve thought of taking them both for an ADHD test, but my wife is against that. The only time my son pays attention is when he’s doing something he likes, and that is when he’s playing the PS5 I got them or watching videos on YouTube Kids.

Any advice would be welcome from parents out there.
Take him to a child psychologist
CrimeRe: Fuel Souvenir: Court Sentences Erelu Okin To 27 Months In Prison by HernanCortes: 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2022
Benite:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/fuel-souvenir-court-sentences-lagos-socialite-ms-ogbulu-to-27-months-in-prison/
Erelu Okin gies to jail, yet lunatic Fula jobbers who caused the initial scarcity get to walk away unscathed
RomanceRe: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Aborting A Baby And Does The Memory Still Haunt You by HernanCortes: 9:31pm On Mar 25, 2022
Cyphar:
If the boy turn agbero, she no go regret o...
grin
What if the boy turn to Mc Oluomo cheesy
PoliticsRe: When Tinubu And Amaechi Met Buhari Yesterday (pictures) by HernanCortes: 3:20pm On Mar 25, 2022
Truthisunique3:
tinubu realized this even in 2015

The drug Lord is waiting for miracle
No he'll be busy doing what Yoruba people call 'aajo', which means, literally 'help', translated into English. That means summoning the spiritual/metaphysical world to alter the course of events in the physical.

You can see that Buhari is clearly not too comfortable shaking the other man's hands, he too will have hundreds of marabouts working for him in order to actualize and sustain his will over the entire country.
PoliticsRe: When Tinubu And Amaechi Met Buhari Yesterday (pictures) by HernanCortes: 3:06pm On Mar 25, 2022
Truthisunique3:
Amaechi is just himself he has been shaking buhari mostly like this since 2014

Buhari reach to born amaechi, and when you consider all he has benefited and still benefiting he reach

But tinubu that would bow to greet buhari before and can't stand his eyeball again is the real hypocrisy obviously because he has been used and dumped
Yeah the body language is so clear here: Buhari has no intention to honour the gentleman's agreement from 2015 and Tinubu has realised that too.
Christianity EtcRe: GOD: What A Powerful Native Doctor Told Me by HernanCortes: 2:52pm On Mar 25, 2022
udoji2021:
I called his son this morning and request for his permission but dude was angry that i want to ridicule his family name, he also told me that baba did not want to do it for me because of reasons best known to him so i should either come back and perform some things to protect myself or keep quiet.

for those sending me DM, you can ask me anything here which i will reply
Listen bro, that man just told you the undiluted truth about the cosmos. A truth I spent twenty years searching for before I finally found it early this year aftef sojourning through hundreds of historical, scientific, pseudo-scientific, pseudo-historical and occult texts.

Wht he told you (summed in your last three or four posts before this one) is a truth billions of people never realise in their entire lives, and the wonderof it all is that the man is probably not highly educated.
CrimeRe: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by HernanCortes: 10:29pm On Mar 24, 2022
ImoleNaija:
I wonder how these wicked guys enjoy rape. Una no dey think before acting stupidhuh

And for the bf to allow such, there's more to it.
Sounds like she was fūcking both of them at the same time, they compared notes and agreed to fūck her up together.

Now DSP will bang her for free and still collect money from those two perps. Policemen steady getting the best of both worlds in this crazy country
PoliticsRe: 2023: Uduaghan Drops Senatorial Ambition, Blames Election Fatigue by HernanCortes: 8:53pm On Mar 24, 2022
nairavsdollars:
https://punchng.com/2023-uduaghan-drops-senatorial-ambition-gives-reason/
Baba say na election fatigue...Abi free money wey no dey again

Other people money dey sweet to spend
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Celebrates His 51st Birthday (Photos) by HernanCortes: 2:14pm On Mar 24, 2022
osmobil5:
Which fruit be that?
They Don give you one chop before?
Oh no

Not another imbecilē

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Celebrates His 51st Birthday (Photos) by HernanCortes: 1:49pm On Mar 24, 2022
osmobil5:
You haven't met this man in person, you only know him based on what internet shows you.....bad man or good man, you don't have evidence of any...but see how loud your mouth is...and you are a Christian.

Weldon
By their fruits you shall know them
SportsRe: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by HernanCortes: 1:40pm On Mar 24, 2022

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Celebrates His 51st Birthday (Photos) by HernanCortes: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2022
Bad niggå

I'm sure he also celebrated privately by busting a nut on some random ashi's åss grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man, Ken Obi, Found Dead In His Apartment In New Jersey, USA (Photo) by HernanCortes: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2022
ike007:
Someone died. A Nigerian man. Black like you. You saw no other thing to say,but to drive your tribalistic sentiments.

Shows you the society Nigerians have created for themselves doesn't it. You hate these easterners so much, why don't you let them kukuma have their own country
Fück you bro. I don't give a shìt about any easterner just stating the obvious.

And fùck you, once again.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Nigerians In Diaspora Set To Help Repay Anambra's Debt by HernanCortes: 7:08am On Mar 24, 2022
One person shit for ground na another person go come pack am
PoliticsRe: Video Of Ebelechukwu Obiano And Bianca Ojukwu's Fight At Soludo’s Inauguration by HernanCortes: 1:45pm On Mar 17, 2022
Drunkards, prostitütes, white-collar criminals, forgers, narcotics peddlers/addicts, terrorists and quack clerics.

That's the roll call of the Nigerian leadership class. The people calling the shots in Abuja and the 36 states fit into one or other of the above categories.
TravelRe: Man Cries Out As He Spots Anthony Truck With The Container On It About To Fall by HernanCortes: 11:28am On Mar 17, 2022
Timoleon:
Disaster coming soon. These are the road users police and FRSC ought to be particular about but somehow these awaiting disasters would get past their check points and carry on like nothing is wrong after greasing the palms of our corrupt officials.

Just sad.
FRSC and police are busy jumping into the road and shaking down motorists who have zero visible violations on their vehicles
PoliticsRe: FG Halts N600 Billion Electricity Subsidy, Confirms Power Tariff Hike by HernanCortes: 7:50am On Mar 17, 2022
EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/fg-halts-n600bn-electricity-subsidy-confirms-power-tariff-hike/
All this 'subsidy' talk is a lie, just a way for small cliques of political-cum-business operators to steal money.

Even Buhari himself said it in 2014 or so but as soon as he got there in 2015 and saw how sweet and easy the money was he fell silent, joined them and started eating the 'subsdy' jollof too. It's all a scam.
HealthRe: How Do People In Nigeria Sleep? by HernanCortes: 5:09am On Mar 17, 2022
Oshodipikin:
Tinubu is leaving rent-free in your head.

grin grin that guy na bad ass... So he can even live inside human head
No he lives in your destiny with his urine soaked agbada

Odoyo

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