₦airaland Forum

Entprys:
If beleiving that a certain tribe owns prostitution in Nigeria is a sin, then I was a sinner. I asked God for forgvenes after my visit to Bodija in Ibadan last week.
I stumbled on Bodija sex joint.What made Bodija unique is the presence of yoruba ladies in the business.
We barely parked car before one wearing hijab came to us saying "baba 'ko mi, bi e ba se fe si ni o'. Means "anyhow u want it o". I was like "where are we?" Then I asked her "what is on ground? She replied "e je a denu 'le". Means 'lets go inside.
My friend didn't want the chat to continue, he cut in by calling me and we went into the bar whch she followed us. I observed that all the girls in that particular club are yorubas. She told me she is from Modakeke and has spent nine months there. She told me that the place is call "tia n' tia"(means 'ours is ours'). Others may accept other tribes but 'tia n tia' strictly allow only yoruba girls.
I did not expect such place in Ibadan. The number of yoruba sex merchants in Ibadan is unprintable

What is this garbage again? The other time it was one idiot who met a part-time prostitute at mechanic village in Agidingbi

Where do you vile creatures crawl out from? Is this write up even logical to you?

Tilumbu is coming already and that one na sufferhead x2...Suffer ProMax

What's so special about the fûcking Dan Fodio?

Newark is a major drug hub and we know what our brothers from the east specialise in out there

Nkpitime:
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Opor fun Warisi

ExAngel007:
https://punchng.com/losing-2023-presidential-election-may-end-pdp-says-atiku/

Before nko...PDP no go live forever nah

Who still remembers when that obnoxious drunkard, Ahmadu Ali bragged that PDP would rule Nigeria for sixty years? Those were times better than these tho

Craigbrown4076:
Now don't laugh this off. This is a rather serious comparison as it's my first time in Lagos and as such my first time on the Island.

According to the topic, I will like readers especially those who reside in Lagos to share their opinions as to which of these major residential areas in Lagos is actually more value for money.

I've lived in the Ajah axis of Lagos Island for about 7 months and I can confidently tell you that I will not advise any newcomer to pay rent to live here. Electricity is bad, water is terrible, roads are bad too and for those who commute the Lekki-Epe express road daily know how hellish it can be when there is a surge in traffic.

Tbh, most people living on the island are suffering and smiling, even those who you think are well to do are having it worse.

I'm considering moving away from the Island and finding a serene environment on the mainland to live in. I heard that Magodo/Berger area is true, please how true is this? I will like readers who reside in Lagos to share their thoughts on other serene environments one can live in where one can get good basic amenities. This will definitely help other people as well. Thanks.

Magodo is your best bet

Ugonna62:
Its better they come and rob us and give us small from inside make we too chop small than allow people who rob,kill, destroy and hide all the loot in the mansions and abandon everybody to their fate and tell us they are fighting corruption.NO Egbon i don taya to suffer.

APC is made up the same people from PDP who crosscarpeted. Both parties are the same.

The problem isn't the party, but the person at the helm i.e. Buhari. Nigerians need to learn to see beyond the propaganda and lies of politicians, and choose/vote based on the person's track record.

ityP:
How did the robbery affect you personally? At least you see food chop. Now that "no one" is stealing, you see food chop?
How much is bag of rice? Beans that was poor man food, how far now? Go and buy fuel lemme see. Diesel nko? You people will just open mouth and be talking nonsense. Mtchew

Didirin

Salvador1:
That's nice thing to do.

Maturity in display.
PDP is coming back stronger.

Abi they are coming back to rob the treasury with renewed vigor

And that's just for one year o...even the much villified Goatluck and his gang didn't steal this much

Nigeria just leaped from frying pan to fire when it chose Papa Integrity in 2015

post=111049441:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/26-yr-old-lady-allegedly-stabs-ex-boyfriend-to-death-over-n3000-gift.html

Good times

igbowoman:
UK Court Orders Apostle Suleman To Pay Over £19,000 To Blogger, Maureen Badejo In Defamation Suit



http://saharareporters.com/2022/03/14/uk-court-orders-apostle-suleman-pay-over-%C2%A319000-blogger-maureen-badejo-defamation-suit

Apostle of Doggystyle

DuBLINGreenb:
I cannot believe this made front page

Anyone with even the least exposure or slightest knowledge of either international politics, geography or history knows that 1. America bought Alaska
2. That's just Alaska (it's still USA but not USA in all its glory, not USA as you know it) (it's more like mainland China and it's sub China's elsewhere so Usa is mainland USA and alaska is like an over sea protectorate on the same content divided/separated by Canada)

This is nonsense. Alaska is legit one of America's fededating states

Legalcriminal:
World map is confusing or I should just say God is over creative

Nothing confusing about it unless you're a flat-earther

mployer:
So why are they afraid of Ukraine joining NATO, when the chief NATO country is their neighbour?

Obviously Putin is just a lunatic.

All the Nigerian retãrds screaming about buffer zones can now rest

Those boys have mastered Skull Mining Technology from their tender ages

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailytrust.com/ortom-to-buhari-resign-now-hand-over-power-to-osibanjo

At this twenty four hour wey Buhari dey try maximize enjoyment?

Ortom must be drinking pito

jerryidinoba:
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See guyman wey go wear monkey jacket. Na to pack all the money run o

Manlikechoba:
, the one that annoys me most and always make me wish I have power to eliminate them without being questioned is guys who sag

Note that if u are a music star , a celebrity, that does all these, I would have no problem... But to see young people who just want to belong sag their jeans, makes

I ask.... what makes music star different from non music start??

U like woman with trouser but hate a man with skirt.... e no balance

You're smart bro. Regular guys who sag are usually stupid people.

Easyincome24:
What could be wrong disqualifying a lady in a job interview for wearing a leg chain?



https://mobile.twitter.com/JojoNitq/status/1502744937007300620

They know she'd prolly busy herself trying to fück the boss instead of doing her job

fidelmarshal199:
Op, please listen to what these comrades are telling you. Most of the time it ends in tears because of some reasons which are, the rider may abscond with the ride, he may got himself involved in an accident even in his first month, Trust me the lifespan of a keke will never remain the same after an accident.

Very true, 9 out 10 keke drivers don't know how to use the road, didn't attend drivingbschool anywhere and lack common sense.

Bus and motor car drivers do the crucial part of their driving for them, in order not to commit manslaughter

Lagos money at work

If Nigerians like let them not have sense

PrinceOfLagos:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/14/only-three-more-days-all-airlines-in-nigeria-will-shut-down-chairman-airpeace-allen-onyema/

The Fula won't agree because the fuel-import licences is one of the key avenues they are using to milk Nigeria. The same way they push the import of critical consumer commodities like sugar and cement in Dangote's direction

Wike is crazy... Oshiomhole is ten times worse a betrayer than Obaseki

kirajustice:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-nnamdi-kanu-hires-new-lawyer-photo/

What happens to Ozekhome?

ManirBK:
After this coming world war 3, Believe me Africa are going to rule the world. My Naija first to break even by the grace of God.

Idiot talk

May God punish them

iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/breaking-panic-as-abba-kyaris-wife-slumps-in-court/

When her husband was robbing and killing different people upandan she no slump and faint that time abi

Werey person

LokoH:
It was on thursday 10th march 2022. I was in one mechanic workshop in Ikeja to fix something on my car. I felt like taking a cold soft drink and aproached one of the shops around. It is a canteen. They sell only swallows. The woman will be around 45 to 50 years of age, black and average height. As I asked for pepsi, she rushed and started telling me to sit first. She spoke yoruba but I maintained english. She quickly change to english and succeeded in making me sit down.
She started throwing some jokes and loud body languages. Now I decided to WHYNE her. At a stage she said "ah oga mi, in Lagosi if pesin no get sensi e go jented ni o". "See, all of us wey dey sell amala na cover face ni o". "For night evrybody get where e dey hozul".

I pretended as if I was ok with her flow.
She said "na night hozul dey give us money to pay school fees". She gave me address where she can be located at night somewhere in Abule Egba(all the way from Ikeja)

You're a low-quality human being

Body Packing

Umu Elohim una welldone ooo

2mercy:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/03/11/wealthy-people-with-n1bn-worth-but-owing-banks-n10bn-are-stupid-oyedepo/

But really what's his point? He is not owing banks but some of his congregants rob the Nigerian treasury to pool the 'free' funds he is so proud of. Money doesn't drop out of thin air.