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*in Mays gilliams voice*
GOD bless Yorubas and everybody else!

myads890: I once saw a movie about this story but I can't remember the title. The guy get mind die!

SAW III is it! The guy freed himself from shackles n chains by amputating his foot with an hacksaw!!
Btwn, i tear up reading things like this.

Openroad: The E500 is a 2003.. I called the dealer in Miami and its available and they made a mistake the first time when they put 2005.... The correct age is a 2003 E500.. Sorry about the mistake...

I saw it coming, that was why i asked you how sure are you about the car..
No P.
Thanks.

Mogbe! BH pursue 400 men reach cameroun!!

Samiceman: "can a swear of a parent hinders one destiny" who taught you English?

Na PEJ teach am.

eaglechild: Why does our national assembly building look like a mosque

T'is because Naija is a Moslem country having Arabian laws written in her constitution.

Mr Theo,
How much is it? And where is it?

Openroad: Yes true and i will not be able to help you get anything there until i get there to see it and test drive it..Soon, 10 more days..
These are just samples of what is offered by selleres and dealers in that area.. All the price and details listed here are the details provided by the seller/dealer and not by myself...
And our service is precisely to go there and see the car for interested customers.. We will inspect it visualy under,inside and out..We will drive it and observe its sounds and stability in motion.. We can request history checks and ask to see the Title , and we do this all before any agreement is made to purchase...

Thanks for your response... Our service is to go and see that the car is what it is advertised to be.. Please bear with these sample selections from the Miami area and we will be glad to check on cars for you soon and arrange purchase and shipment all the way to clearing in Lagos..
My prior experience in Miami is that it is a place of very nice car selections.. Lots of low stress living for many people who take it easy on themselves and their cars.. I will be happy when i get back to beautiful Miami and ready to help search any car you may be interested in..
Take your time to search over the next few weeks if you are interested and message me after sepetember if i can help you search out a car in Miami...
Thank you much....

https://www.nairaland.com/1868092/cars-miami-area-let-me

Do you have an office in Lagos?

But your not in FL yet, so how do you know the car is what it is?

dejt4u: Everytime i recharge my 2 mtn sims, i always notice N3.56k increase in my balance..m i d only person experiencing this?

Me too!

CHELSEA Duniya ne!!

Kids are now getting sharper lately.
I know a kidstar that did better at age 4, now 7, he's d youngest African Superstar, Lawma and Tigo Milk brand Ambassador, Youngest kid to get a full chieftain title (omenanwata igbo) his name is "Ozzybosco" the kid is so exceptional.

When dem see say Bringbackourgirls don cool down, dem don introduce Bringbackourboys.
Why 100? Orisirishi,
smh.

30 Men?! Chineke ooo.

At 29, i'm yet to drive but at 30, i'll cruise the best newgen engine. IJN (amen) :-)

Gone are those days when employers look for some sort of degrees/qualifications. We are in the era where employers take you for what you can offer.

eglishmart: Kiwi

Golden bee is better but na 'Black Quartro" make sense pass.

victorVIC1: hmmm...plz, any1 wit suggestions on how to overcome fear?

Just be calm.
Don't rush.
Don't be too serious. Listen carefully,
Think fast and speak slowly.
Smile always.
Don't lie and if need be, do it skillfully. Never miss the opportunity to attack them(HR's).
Never forget it's just an event, it's not a do or die thing.
Lastly, Appreciate em (HR's)
;-)

lildrop: two die abi two dead or am i d one missing itt

It's an headline bro, no sh.it

CoolKizzy: I will learn from this.
don't respond to aggression with aggression.

You don't make decisions when angry.

Eyepencil: .


Monkey

I no blame you, amala and ewedu don block ur reasoning.

YOLOBARS ARE Igbos

MOFO!

Eyepencil: Thiefinubu have succeded in spreading EBOLA in nigeria. Is high time people stop taking that monkey serious. Yolobars with dia ewedu and amala kinda reasoning, hey! who let that monkey out

Ignoramus ajokuta mamomi, omo ale jati-jati, you can't even spell Yoruba correctly?! Show some respect.
Must everybody embrace GEJ?!
When Jesus Christ was here, He was despised.
Let GEJ defend himself and stop the e-tribal wars.

DatsAll1mSayin: Sango na my padi...

100 Likes!
Dey tell anybody weh wish you bad this incantation; "Ebo ni pa elebo, asasi ni n pa alasasi, owo ti ogede ba gbe are re lo ma fin na" oya thunder back to sender.
Sango will do the rest.
#ProudlyOmoYoruba 8-)

ARKdiscloser7: He can only deceive his fellow yoruba dumbs and supporter of APC cohorts with those words. As 4 we down the delta IN GEJ WE BELIEVE!!!

#Downdeltanmofo, I greet you!

sunnyshayne: These kind of careless talk from our politicians will not help anyone. Whether pdp or apc, Chibok abduction is not what anyone should trivialize.
Until these girls are rescued everyone is guilty.

Nobody was kidnapped and nobody is coming back.
Chibok is a Scam!

murofnigol: The President should not have made that comment.

Yes he did made it!

Lilaex: Blacks are full of shit. With rutting leaders, and epidemic such as islam destroying the continent. Hell any race will be backward with this type of problem!

In summary, Blacks are cursed!
Thank God i'm a "Nigerian Black" and not other Blacks.
GOD bless Naija!

ifeanyi83: Chasing after commercial buses. Then the conductor tells you "eleyi'n she bi obirin". Then again they hurry you to alight the bus sometimes you even have to alight while the bus is in motion. It's really terrible.

You call that terrible?!
Why not use the cabs? No dulling for Lasgidi.

Kini big deal!?
A man's food is another's poison.
Afterall, there are three kinds of people in in the world, namely; "Whites, Blacks and Nigerians"

That's what Naija is made of.
Go to other countries and see what they do, you go know say Naija na correct deal.

Sport Betting has gone beyond gambling, it involves skills and knowlege.
It is like trading in Financial markets, i.e Forex, Stocks, Gold, Oil, Real-estate etc.
It is for Men not kids.
Life belongs to those who risk cos risk takers are the greatest in history.
betting is life, bettors are Calculated Risk Takers (CRT).
"Show me a man who is afraid to risk anything and i will show you a dead meat"
~Hero.
I'm proud to be a "Responsible Punter"

donroxy: The betting industry should start paying tax !

Huge way of making revenue for Govt , over @ 2.1 Hero10001

Baba mi, over 2.1 ke? hahaha!!
Betting industry is like a money market, so what d'u expect? 'Huge Money is it'
What happend to the letter 'D' in Donroxy?
Happy nu month ;-)

Lobatan! I've said before; NA brought Machine guns and Ammo, RPG, APC, Tanks and Trucks and BH hijacked it.
Now they are bringing Choppers and gun ships!
That bastard FG's BH sponsorer will still find a way to corner it to BH.
Let's wait and see.
If BH is still Politicised and sponsored, i'm afraid one day BH will have a Bomber Jet!