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chimkaire:
He made history

He's got balls..

#with my two hands holding n SMH* wistling... Iya alakara oooo !!

The OP is right to some extent but not all shy guys got it.
The good news is that shy good guys can be targeted easily with their date of birth/star sign.
The best introvert, shy, non-cheating one are the members of the sign "Capricones"
Astrology don't lie.

nwaobitex:
I have gotten it but I no see any tin If I send 2 to 131. Pls help

wetin concern you with balance abeg surf dey goooo

plucky16:
help a brother..... 08138600350

wow! I don't know if it will share.. OP should tell us about it and the code for sharing.
I'm willing to share though.

still surfing...............

GOD bless you for the info bro.....
the speed is awesome, i'm blazing it on Pc!!
3GB WOOW!!!!!!
LETS ROCK.

My first official diner was at Sheraton hotels, ikeja.
It was a buffet (serve yourself things) come see foods! Chai!! All sorts of rice, cakes, sauces, fishes, meats,(bacon, turkey, chicken, beef, ogunfe, bushmeat etc) tea, cream, milk, burger, butter not magarine oh, everything yapa.
I just comported myself and took white rice with big pieces of meats i cannot eat but left behind. (dont cut anything, take small pieces of meat) but na the eba dey hungry me chop.
Secondly, you don't clap your hands when eating, you just hit the glass cup little with your cutlery (about 5 times) Dont be drunk with alcohol and in official dancing/ball, no skelewu, shoki, sekem, alingo or whatever style of street dance. You just take it calm, hold the beautiful lady calmly, usually a hand to her hand and the second hand to her waist then enjoy the music and flow with the tunes happilly.
Lastly No Pressing, Caresing or Er.ec.tion. If your feeling e.r.ection, you wan piss be dat, just take an excuse, then walk slowly to the restroom. :-D

geophyscist:
exactly,its better she cheat with her fellow lady(lesbian) than a fellow guy like me.i go kill am con also kill the guy involve.

wtf! you go kill person because of toto?!
Say it isn't so.

Junipero:
LOL.


This is why I don't wanna consider Marriage at the moment.

There's so much good sh*** going on in the World.


Cougars-Shrinks-MILFs- Girlfriends.. (the first 3 always foot the bills, if you sabi)

Uhhh what else do I have to say?


Yeah, I just made Baked Potatoes with SauerKraut and Roasted Swine. Feel free to dig in.

wow! What a dish, i wish your near.. Lol!

We'rall different! A man's food is anothers poison!!
"Some Men are like dogs while some Women are like pigs" if humans don't cheat then who will?!
I believe in forgiveness with love though but before saying i do, i would have forgiven her of "ANY" future wrongdoings already.
I'll marry her for life and nothing in this world would be capable of seperating us.

OP, You depressed at 29?! You must be living in a wrong place and many things are definitly wrong with you e.g. Parent (Do you stil have Parents)
Your Environment (where d'u reside?) School (Are u a grad, wch school?).
Friends (Do you keep friends?). Job(what d'u do for living)
Relaxation (How d'u spend your siester/free time?
If you can answer these correctly, you'r good to go.

I can't marry/date a lady that won't spend for me cos i ain't a cheap lovernigga.

Still cant forget my NYSC service year in Kaura LGA, South Kaduna (2011), it was awesome! Very hospitable people.
I retired back to Lagos 3 months after i got my discharge certificate and i still communicate with my friends turned families in there.
The only regret i had was the Cashflow scam i got myself involved in but i thank God i'm alive and still making a lotta money. :-)

donroxy:
Hero Lagbara olorun ama ri ohun rere ba ara wa she and Pounded Yam of Sweet Potatoes is the dish of my town .... I would have love to roll 'em out for you !
No hating , Jesus Preach Love, Love and Love and Thanks to Hon. Chairman of Agege for representing the muslim Hummah through sharing Love .... May you continue to go higher IJN !!!

Amen and Amen !!
Thanks bro.. :-)
Jesus preached Love and showed examples through out.
Tis the deluded ignoramus faithfuls that created a favourably environment for the athiests to breed.

Have a good night rest.

donroxy:
Only from Hero !!!
Maximum Respect bro !!

I remove head gear sir!
Ileya is like a love feast in here, we dining with love, no hating, no bs, no discrimination.
The Chairman of Agege LGA, Hon Jubril hosted us yesterday, it was great!
Wish i can come over to your place for a big bowl of Amala and meat.. but i still got alotta meat in here hehehehe.
Barka de sallah! :-)

"Rejoice with those who rejoice" Rom12;15

"When you drink poison, it won't hurt you" Mark 16:18

If you won't eat with enemies/sinners, how can you love em?! Will they ever loved you?! You dont spread hatred with your stupid ideology.

The Holy book said, Love, Pray and Bless your enemies. (the golden rule)

FYI, I'm a Yoruba, Christian and a bible scholar, i ate about 20pounds of meat yesterday, 25p more still abounds, i wont miss Ojude-Oba on monday in my home town too.
I love Muslims e.g Donroxy etc. My gf is a muslim though.

Tis crazy to see how some Christians behave, they'v go not attitude and taken the Bible outta context.
Ignorance has eaten deep in their brains!

"JESUS calls Levi and eat with the sinners" Mk 2, 13-17

"JESUS loves sinners, even the vilest of offenders" Luke 19;10, Rom 5;8.

godofwar666: I knw in my heart that NIGERIA will Rule the World soon

I have a dream..

teemahbanks: Cakes!cakes!!cakes!!!
For cakes and chops for any occasion contact us at cream 'n' cakes 7a8af14f
.....yummy

^^^Mofo! We talking National security in here... i like cakes though.

yemight2776: I get the subscription point and i will try to contact their customer care. about the modem, give me how it can reach me here in Osogbo and how i will pay you, hope the modem is working well. Thanks

okay, i'v found a way to pass it to you. Call or text me 09034071972.

yemight2776: I get the subscription point and i will try to contact their customer care. about the modem, give me how it can reach me here in Osogbo and how i will pay you, hope the modem is working well. Thanks

Yes it's working!
I will figure how it can get to Osogbo and get back to you.
Ttyl.

yemight2776: bro you are right because this is what people are saying but how did you said i will subscribe for this and about the moderm, am interested and am in Osogbo Osun State presently.

There's no subscription code for this plan, the reseller will transfer/share you the required data you paid for. There are many data reseller here on NL but be smart or you can call MTN care for more.
For the Universal Modem, i'm in Lagos and i don't how we can do it but it's possible though.

MTN is the best for now.
Just get a data bundle from any sme data reseller,
1gb @1k and enjoy.
Do you need a uni modem? I have one to give away for just 2k.

ayusco85: Really Tell me something. That was brave of her

She set her coordinates with timely precision and hit the target with dexterity!
Isn't that brave?
Smh for ya.

maxbj: May ur 7 never go blunt

That's the great BA's Creed.
"May you walk to never jam any catastrophe and
on the battle field, May your 7 never go blunt"
Victory is certain.

Yomieluv: Op,seems you don't know the meaning of "rave of the moment",and "old school things"

Life is transient,its good to use latest thing,going extreme to get is uncalled for.

Flaunt it,if you have got it.

Very apt of you.
May GOD punish poverty.

"You don't make decisions when you'r angry"
That's the way to live.

Mathematics is Life!
It's is paramount, it's the best thing humans can learn.
You want wisdom? Learn Mathematics.
It projects you into the mind of the gods cos numbers don't lie.
No Successful beings/ Billionaires can go far without Mathematics. I love number esp betting odds like1.5, 2.05... e.g, ManU, Everton & Tottenham to slip @306.05! That's a lotta kwacha.

There is a house (Aso rock villa) in Abuja, Nigeria where it's newly appointed occupants get corruped overnight.

GovWahala: My friend list of rich ones was just an example of those making Giants stride in different facets of life. If fuccking is ur own best achievement carry on. But u and those ur friend will definitely be miserable lots.

Bro, "If there was no fuccking, all the monies & achievements in the world would have no meaning"
If you call a fuccker miserable then all those making the giant strides are miserable.
Gud nyt.

GovWahala: Bragging rights in what exactly?
Where men are making Giants strides and being listed among Ten Richest men in Africa, u telling me shit about bragging rights as serial bleepers. Smh

Rich list? Who cares?! Everybody's got different destinies, it doesn't matter if your rich or not.
There's time for everything bro, all cannot be rich, tis not all that loves money like you.
What matters most is you living in your world and be hApPy!!
If you think it forbes rich list that should be everyones priority then i'm SHM for ya.

GovWahala: take a look at the types of names u listed yourself.

They are names that's got their Bragging rights on the field of play.
A man must be known /made of something.
What are you made of?