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tenny07: . U will need to bite the pad.. . U will need to bite the pad..

Haba! I no be Suarez na?

am0s: diz iz it put d ps3 insyd freezer....(it wil make all ur players shiver ) and wen u want to mark a defender with suarez..jez shout eyin iya mi oshoromonga

Amos !, why like dis na?
Can't put my Ps3 in the freezer, beside that, grandma's bite na dead o..
I no wan commit murder.

Timijo: Press carpet and L1 and then use your teeth to pull the analogue up until your opponent player cry for help.

Oh really?! Let me try it.:-D

Guys, please help me here.
I'm playing FIFA 2014 on PS3, what can i press to make Suarez bite an opponent ?!

#COSTAtoWin2-0

Guys, please help me here.
I'm playing FIFA 2014 on PS3, what can i press to make Suarez bite an opponent ?!

juwoonn: Send them msg, if they don't correct it, port to nairabet with immediate effect

Same happend to me with 1960bet, Nairabet will do the same too.
Planetofbet is the best for Naija punters.

luvola: Where were you when jarmine defoe bite someone ?How many match ban do they give to him ? Does john terry not involve in racism scandal ? where is the punitive measures melted against him ?
mess English press with their propaganda.

So, you are saying you knew not what punishments JT and Defoe got?!
You must be living in a shi.t hole or under the rock.
UP English Press !

Teacher; Name three Carnivorous Animals.
Tapo; Lion, Tiger and Luis Suares.
:-D

lekkie073: what I don't understand is that is it the mods DAT ban people for posting picks or what. now am always afraid to post picks cos anytime I do, I just get banned from the business section and this hurts

Sup Lekkie,
Happy nu year!
Where have you been,
Hope all is well? I believe a MOD/Mod's is/are selling betting picks and seeing us posting it for free is an offence unknown to us.
That is why we get banned from business section whenever we dropped tips.
I think Seun should look into that.
Moreso, i will get a website for soccer punting soon hopefully and the mofo mod/mods can 'go and die'..
;;smiles;;

It's a Brand nu year!!!
MOD's I've got some tips to post, hope i won't get banned? ok let's see.


You wanna place a bet today and wondering what would go green?

follow these tips. 90% chance.


1x2: pick 1
_____________________________________________________
Boston
Gosport Borough
Gainsborough Trinity
Bishop's Stortford)
Halifax
Carmarthen
Stalybridge Celtic
Lincoln
Braintree Town
Shrewsbury
___________________________________________________

1x2; pick 2
Cliftonville (70%)
Leyton Orient (58%)
Alfreton Town (48%)
Cambridge United (48%)
_______________________________________________________
over 2.5

Stalybridge Celtic - Barrow
Boston - Workington
Glenavon - Cliftonville
Bishop's Stortford - Concord Rangers
Halifax - Salisbury City
Carmarthen - Aberystwyth
Gainsborough Trinity - Altrincham)
Worcester City - Telford

under 2.5

Dover Athletic - Sutton United
Braintree Town - Cambridge United
Whitehawk - Staines Town)
Lincoln - Alfreton Town
Gosport Borough - Hayes & Yeading
Shrewsbury - Leyton Orient


for a very safe bet pick double chance for the 1x2, over 1.5 in the Overs market and under 3.5 in the Unders market.

Hero

KELVIN-XY:
Africans and their biased mentality..
there is no need to be sentimental about a joke from a renown joker..

Dis joke is hilarious in my view

Sure!
Nicholas Anelka was charged for semitism after celebrating a goal with a quenelle gesture dedicated to his friend (A French renowed Joker).
This Joker had shown the quenelle style many times, either on a live broadcast or in a photo-shots without being slain by the French authorities.
Afterall, he is a Joker!

Omo Naija, mo le f'eyin shi pepsi..
I thank God for making me a Proud Yourba nigga and not one of the Ajokuta ma mu omi, terrorists, Italo freaks, and kidnappers.
If not, i for don kpai teh teh..
Baba God, you too much jorrr..

mr.drizzy:
reasons

Because Z's got Scratchproof, shatterproof and waterproof features While S4 is yaga!! Money don loss be that..
Sony Z is the best,
S4 is no match for it, but s5 will give it a run by copying it's features .
Nokia is coming up though.

T'is you type that eats rice 24/7, no Eba, no beans, no fats.
Why you no go dey tiny?
Oya, go get mawu-mawu for chemist.
Use it for 21 days, if you nor fat, no be ya mama born you.
Thank me later.

I like Midnight fantasy by Britney Spears.
It comes with precious stones embedded on it's bluey bottle.

J@ck5:
Mascolino or rockhard seems beta 4me!

wetin be mascolino?!
Fake nigga.

ecosanders: . Are u so daft? Wat makes u think every Notherner is an Hausa? D ppl of Maiduguri are not Hausa ok, dats how u idiots go about killing Hausas because IBB a Nupe man annulled June 12 election. BH is a Kanuri thing oponu.

Must you insult to comment?!
LIONBITE, has not said anything daft, you did! he hadn't mentioned "NORTH" he only mentioned "HAUSA".
It seems english is your problem and you must be a bad student of History and Geography.
For your information, Nupe, kanuri, fulani, kataf, maiduguri, jos, adamawa etc are Hausa.
If not, are they Igbo? Or Yourba ni?!
Every major ethnicity's got a minor/subset of the entity that makes up the group.
Everybody's got their tribe and language.
It is your type that will divide Nigeria into 200 factions simply because of different languages.
The type that will say an Ijebu/Ekiti man is not a Yoruba man.
If you would agree to the above simple logic.
Then who are the Hausas? SW/SS/SE??..!!

haji_bashi: At OP, you have actually done a great Job, but the limitation is not to Techno alone, other china product are in this category, what we fail to realize is the fact that, if samsung, iphone,blackberry,Sony Ericsson, nokia etc sell their product for a particular price and techno or any of this other china product comes in with almost thesame thing at a cheaper price, then we need to check it, definitely it is substandard, i don't have issue with this phones (i mean china phones) running on android OS but the truth of the matter is that their hardware configuration is substandard, cos they don't meet the right standard and we all know and are aware that even a product that meet the right standard generate radiation injurious to our health let alone a product that does not meet the right standard will generate more radiations i pray in few years to come we will not have increase cancer risk because of this cheap product we are using.

what's this one saying?!
What's your problem? Pricing?, Harmful radiation or Substandard products?!..!
What have you ever created?
You substandard citizen trying to live a standard life. Chaii
SMH for ya.
If not for Chinko Products?!
Man for don suffer finish..
Oya lie say 90% of ya life/households nor be substandard products.
Yeye foul.
Ya Garri, rice, beans, cloths, vegetables, meat, housings, water, bread, govt, eletronics, auto, everything na substandard and you dare open ya mouth to skin cheap chinko products.
Go check the best Economy, Technology, Products and most healthy people of our planet, Na Chinko dey carry first.
Na by force to use standard product ni?!
Happiness should be first thing to consider.
Afterall, The Chinese Ambassador to Naija once said "If a man is hungry, give him Salad, what if he can't afford Salad?! Fufu will do"
Warren Buffet also warned to desist from buying overpriced badges too.
It's all about Happiness, if i can drive Cheap Toyota, Nissan, Honda, Kia or Hyundai and be happy, Bleep Benz's, RR, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ford or whatever! so also to cheap TECNO products.
Weting dey pain me pass be say 90% these expensive smartphone users don't even know anything about it, i mean they cannot explore it full potentials, all they ever wanted is Bbm, Facebook, whatsapp, 100mp camera+flash, 100GB memory and to Show off!!..!
Smart phones don pass that level.
Tecno, carry go jor..
Tecno haters, "Go and die"..
It's a free world.

Sability: shm ,Samsung pay you for this campaign?

SMH too!
Ode, na snadragon wan kill you?!
The OP is full of shit..
Samsung paid him for this shit.
The OP must be a learner, a seven year old kid residing in the Far East/North/SS villages..
For your information, You can upgrade an andriod OS.
You can equally upgrade/improve the display/battery too.

Tecno is a real deal, it gives you value for money..
If you'v got shit, don't post it on here.
:-)

Seriously?!
Would you like to meet the second to the most gentleman on earth?
Come on, i'm here.
Santa's done it!!
Just pm me.

Short top on Leggings?!
Na bad combination o.
Esp. If the lady's got a full grown ass +32D frontings!
Haa, na fatal combination be that.
E dey sweet the eyes.

Sex is cheap everywhere in Naija!
You can frack a lady for as low as N500 in Lagos/SW, N300 in the East, N200 in SS, N100 or it's equivalent in the NORTH.
i.e N60 indomie noodles+N30 egg+N10 pure water, aboki toto don suffer.

When i read about the dangers of indecency effect on the brains, i gave up reading.

My S/O goes to Seun Osewa, Donroxy, Tgirl, Michky, Lekkie, Rhemmite, Logicboy, Believers, and Everybody.
I wish y'all a blissful Xmas and a prosperous new year in advance.

Tgirl4real should be da No 1.
She's intelligent, beautiful, rich, slain logicboy with just one sentence.
I love tgirl.

Shyna112: You should have invented something that would bring people back to life, not something used wrongfully by people killing innocent soils

Mr AK47 died a "Hero".
He has done something exeptional.
He's got the same human entity like you, he used his brains to invent the legendary AK47..
Have you ever used your brains to create a toy gun?
What has your moraf'cuking lazylots invented?!
You want to live forever?

If you can't say something good/reasonable, you shut da f'ck up.

I mean no harm.
Happy xmas in advance.

Kai!
'Bra' is good.
If not for Bra,
1. Bosom for scatter for ground.
2. 80% of married women would still be single.
3. Men go dey spit for woman body..

I thank God for Bra, it has added lot of values to women.

sweetroses: ^which part of final destination do you mean? I think part 5 was the goriest.

As far as gory or yucky horror movies go, 'SAW' movies take the cake.

Yeaaah! Your on point.
Wrong turn & Jig-SAW beat em all. (nor be prohet moh'd oh)
I'll add; "Texas Chainsaw killings",
The curse of "Chuky 5", "See no Evil"
and the fantasies in "SPARTACUS" & 'YAMADA'.

The most fun things in life are either Immoral or illegal..
E.g Kissing, Serial fraking, 3some/groupy, hand/mouth job, 'P' sucking/eating, Smoking, alcohol, drugs, etc.


:;kisses;;

LBanks: Why did you say "no go buy foreign universal modem oh"? What is wrong with foreign universal modems?

Universal modem is a s.hit.
It's not a Naija mobile partner i.e you can't make/receive calls with it..
To those using smartphone wi-fi/hotspot or whatever in place of a modem are easy surfers. I.e(Girls &children to surf thru NL, gmail & facebook)
Modem is for ''heavy internet users''.(Business-men to surf and download anything)
Modems can withstand high temperatures, but N15k chinco Smart phone?!
Oh no..
@OP Go get an Airtel 3.75G Modem for just N3999 with boku bonuses. Fast is not about speed at all. Fast it's an attitude.