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Congratulations

Rest for three days work for three days.

Enough time to put hoes to use.

Wise people

People wey dey carry random girls for street to bleep dey try Sha particularly the one's wey go carry them go their house

EyenIbibio1:
I saw an ad here on nairaland that said a Canadian lady is looking for a tour guide or something, I clicked on the ad and it redirected me to telegram handle with a guy simple named Dan
I started a conversation with him, asked him what exactly he wanted,
He said his wife, a Canadian, 26, is suffering from a condition called Hypersexual disorder, which makes her to crave for Bleep and makes her act weird sometimes, that she need to be circumcised, and since it's illegal in Europe, she wants to travel down to Nigeria, since it is still secretly done here, and she would love to have a family here in Nigeria to take her in and that she is submissive, and caring, that she would love to care for the family both sexxually and financially.
I asked him emphatically concerning the Bleep satisfaction part and he affirmed.
Tho, my mind has been telling me he could be a scam, so he further mentioned that his wife previously had a chat with a guy named Samuel, but the guy later stopped communicating, that if I don't mind, he can send me a voice note she had with the said guy, so I can understand exactly what she wants, I said no. ( My instincts at first was that I know that one can be hypnotized by hearing voice notes)
I decided to play along with him, I told him I base in Delta state and that female circumcision is still secretly practiced here, and he said yes, that I'm the guy he wanted, I asked him about his wife's lodging, and how long she'll be staying, he said she booked for eight weeks, but can stay longer if the environment is cool with her, I asked if she can cope with village settings, he dropped a file for me that I should open and listen to her voice, I didn't open, because I know it could be a pishing file
I asked him about her feeding, he said she'll feed the family she'll be staying with, he then sent me another two files, and told me to listen to her voice and read up what she want from the file, Omo na so I tell am say I can't help, I blocked him and deleted the chat immediately.

Bravo!
From the onset, it looks scam already. Tho you should have played along and see where it would end. (The money he wants to scam you).

Team Japa... Marrying grandmas with wrinkle skin like clothes wey dem never iron for decades.

Congratulations!

It's much more easier to achieve such abroad then in a country where some lectures sees themselves as demigod.

A blessed country with humans/material resources but, cursed leaders and gullible followers messed it up.

No place like home.

Then a killomiter journey on bike or Keke napep will be #300.

Na which kind movie be this bayi?

[quote author=successmatterspost=123471614][s]There are some reasons Mele Kyari kept quiet about the take off date.

Maybe the old druggie couldn't compose himself well enough to speak to him.

Maybe he's still sleeping away his drug overdose[/s] [/quote]Is needless

;De

Sorry for the loss of your Dad.

The said commissioner has forgotten that he would drop dreath sooner or later. Hence, his indifferent attitude.

What I will advise is, get a matured person and go to the local government Secretariat where he worked ask questions I'm sure they will direct you to the right office then the office will tell you what to do.

I swearugad, with the limited time you have, that latter will take weeks or months before it gets to the right table plus the feet they maybe dragging that's if they don't end up trashing it.

Buhari has already entered Hall of Fame. His failure is legendary.

Buhari

Tanko Almakura and Gamdoje look, always remain person of Almajiri's in the streets of Jigawa.

It's in the DNA of Nigerian Police

One thing I'm certain about is, it would never be as bad as that of Buhari.

Bodyodour:
My girlfriend finally left me. I am shattered. Slowly and quietly, she crept into my heart, even everything I have read here. I am crying. don't know what to do. I am just sad. I need words of comfort. I am really sad. Don't know to again.

Maybe na the reality of your Monica do you strong thing wey make her leave u

9ja is a great nation with cursed leaders.

Makes whole lot of sense!

TheZooHasFalln:
Really? My flight is supposed to be lifting by Sunday early morning 28th May to same Dubai. I think I need to cancel the relocation plans for another location. I can't face such weather.

I swearugad Dubai sun for now, I not child's play.

The question is have they been expecting u?
If yes, is means they've prepared the food solely for your coming and not right to turn it down. Just eat, but not like a glutton.

Been to Dubai before, the sun there is enough to melt rubber bucket

I grew up in the military barracks where superior officers were using Peugeot in the 90s (home made cars). But today, even the leaders don't encourage such again kpata-kpata.

Most of their foods are chemical! Chemical!! Chemical!!! and unsafe for consideration too.

The person that wants to break the record, where has she been all this while?

.....And where was she all this while?