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Celebrities › Re: DAVIDO Bought Himself A 2023 Maybach S680 Virgil Abloh Worth Costs ₦450 Million by Hezzyluv: 6:10pm On Apr 27, 2023
Money good
Foreign Affairs › Re: 60 Year Old Transgender Man Identifies As A 6 Year Old Girl by Hezzyluv:
Chai.... he even has dolls.
Sodom and Gomorrah dey learn from this generation. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (0 - 2) On 26th April 2023 by Hezzyluv: 9:38pm On Apr 26, 2023
Benwallt:
UK government just destroy this team for nothing. Let them face Russia in a man to man fight they couldn't but in turn channelled their aggression to only one man. Ogun kee una.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (0 - 2) On 26th April 2023 by Hezzyluv: 9:37pm On Apr 26, 2023
Naijagoodman:
It was Chelsea I insulted, not your father
Comrade, e never reach like that na. grin
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Blast Medlin Boss For Reportedly Snatching Her Friend’s Husband by Hezzyluv: 8:44am On Apr 26, 2023
Tonto Dikeh can't hide her frustration anymore. grin
Politics › Re: ‘Pay Our Salaries Before You Leave Office’, Cross River Sweepers Tell Ayade by Hezzyluv: 6:50pm On Apr 25, 2023
grin
Family › Re: Should I Get My Brother's Wife Arrested, After His Demise? by Hezzyluv: 10:08pm On Apr 24, 2023
Op, sorry about the demise of your brother.

As for me oo..., Them NEVER burn that woman well make she separate me from my family. Except me deliberately choose to distance myself from them.
Celebrities › Re: I Pray Before I Step Out On Any Stage – Davido Reveals by Hezzyluv: 9:58pm On Apr 24, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
But he always forget to pray against sleeping around and impregnating his babymama the second time while having a wife at home
And who made you a judge over him?
Sports › Re: Penalty Kick: Brighton Vs Manchester United 6-7 Semi Final FA Cup by Hezzyluv: 7:49am On Apr 24, 2023
What shall it profit us Man UTD to reach the final of FA cup and be dealt with wotoporiously by Man City? cry cry
Crime › Re: Lesser Hajj: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widower, Divorcee At Lagos Airport by Hezzyluv:
They should thank God that they were caught in Nigeria and not in Saudi.

Their Families for no see their remains burry.
Politics › Re: Keep Your Blue Tick, I No Go Buy Am: El-rufai, Wife In 'soft Banter' by Hezzyluv:
Oga shortup grin

You speak like someone who's brain is beneath his foots. undecided

Almost everything u're using today ranging from Cars, gadgets, clothes, perfumes, Houses etc, is more of making rich men richer.

How much be 8or9dollarshuh Compare to the latest phone you used to typed thishuh
Phones › Re: Redmi Note 12 Pro Plus 5G Full Review + Price (photos) by Hezzyluv: 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2023
Ok oooo

But I prefer that Naomi. grin
Politics › Re: Barau Jibrin Is North's Choice For Senate President - Kwamanda by Hezzyluv: 9:06pm On Apr 22, 2023
Make this country Sha better.
Family › Re: Eggs Or Chickens by Hezzyluv: 8:37pm On Apr 22, 2023
This question tigh wrapper. grin

If na Egg, where Chicken from come huh

If na Chicken, where Egg from come? huh
Properties › Re: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by Hezzyluv: 6:05pm On Apr 22, 2023
Phantom233:
6milion at most
Only that roofing go chop 2m
Education › Re: The Transformation From 100L To 400L Of Two Ladies That Got People Talking by Hezzyluv: 5:33pm On Apr 22, 2023
Zonefree:
Seems the other one did breast implant. Her breast game is amazing in 400L.

Research shows, women with profitable breast are kindhearted.

Lime breasted women are assistant devil! Stay away from them.
A simp can comfortably rest his head on those breasts and be crying.... cry

While real G's squeeze shege from those melons. grin
Romance › Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hezzyluv: 4:47pm On Apr 22, 2023
OvertheTop:
Before nko.
NO lady is Single.
you will meet at least 5 to 10 guys on the Queue.
it's her choice to know how to shuffle your index on that List based on what she is looking for at that moment in her relationship Life.

your position might be No. 10 - to buy recharge card and pay for DSTV or Sub

Know this and know peace.
Me kukuma stingy where ladies dey. I feel fulfilled spending my money with male friends then the opposite sex. That thing has been my major challenge right from my secondary school days. My nickname them used to be Danfo driver because I prefer flexing with guyz.
Romance › Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hezzyluv: 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2023
Banbanna:
Wow, that was a clever move on her cheesy. Omo, you catch am well. I doubt whether you'll still see her the same way after that prank thing.
That experience must have left you wondering whether you're the main guy in her life or the spare one.
Baba...., I will never see her the same way. In fact, I have already relegated myself to 12th position in her life. grin
Romance › Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hezzyluv: 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2023
Banbanna:
Wow, that was a clever move on her cheesy. Omo, you catch am well. I doubt whether you'll still see her the same way after that prank thing.
That experience must have left you wondering whether you're the main guy in her life or the spare one.
Me kukuma relegated myself to number 12th grin
Romance › Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hezzyluv:
Yes I support it. That way, you will knw if she's an Ashawo.

I pranked my girl and she fall YAKATA for the prank.

I gave my friend her number that he should call her and tell her, he's from Jumia that he wants to deliver a parcel to her from her boyfriend. Let him ask her what's the name of her boyfriend so he can confirm if he's calling the right person. He did just that and asked her what's the name of your boyfriend let me confirm if the parcel is 2ruly yours. Na so the girl just keep quiet she no know which of her boyfriend name she feet call. I.e she has multiple boyfriends. grin
Politics › Re: Oluomo-led Lagos Park Administration: Sanwo-olu To Appeal Judgement by Hezzyluv: 9:54pm On Apr 21, 2023
successmatters:
And white powder distribution network.
🤣🤣🤣🤣


Some people mouth for the Nairalander na AK-47 Kalashnikov grin grin
Politics › Re: Oluomo-led Lagos Park Administration: Sanwo-olu To Appeal Judgement by Hezzyluv: 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2023
MC Oluomo is another governor in Lagos. kiss
Sports › Re: Ex-Manchester United Star Declared Bankrupt 1 Year After Divorce by Hezzyluv: 9:33pm On Apr 21, 2023
Hopium:
Omo! shocked

Started career at 12
£50k per week
Epic career as defender in the best Man U squad in history

Bankrupt at 43, while model wife is "free", her business florishing and living in his house with his 3 daughters.

this one hard oooo shocked
Lol....

Is only God that knows the rest discussion that took place between Woman and the Serpent. We only know of the fruit grin
Sports › Re: Ex-Manchester United Star Declared Bankrupt 1 Year After Divorce by Hezzyluv:
Wes Brown of those days. Very ruthless defender who doesn't utter a word in the pitch. He'll harshly foul you and refuse to open his mouth to apologize. You get annoyed rush him and be the one to be booked for match misconduct. grin

I fell for him ooo...

This is what Hakimi saw, became proactive about it forehand and his a Legend already.

Hakimi's moral lessons,

If you choose to eat with the devil, use a very long... Spoon.

If you're dealing with Woman, always go steps ahead of her.
TV/Movies › Re: Alec Baldwin: Manslaughter Charges DROPPED After Fatal Movie Set Shooting by Hezzyluv: 5:32pm On Apr 21, 2023
Nonsense dey happen no be for only Nigeria.
Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But Can’t Live Together by Hezzyluv: 5:26pm On Apr 21, 2023
As far as I'm concerned, It's needless to marry each other then.
Politics › Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by Hezzyluv: 5:04pm On Apr 21, 2023
Lol...

Let me join that Monica falselprophet to say....

I see this not going down well with some people

I see some persons from one region having huge relief about this statistics.

I see some people about to slam this report.

I see some dragging Tinubu and Peter Obi's blockoz on top this matter.

This I have seen. grin


Modified...

I I knew it and I prophesied right. grin
Politics › Re: Pardon Me If I’ve Hurt You, Buhari Begs Nigerians by Hezzyluv: 4:59pm On Apr 21, 2023
Hadeylex:
You can imagine the nonsense the 'president' is spewing after subjecting the populace to 8 years of unprecedented hardship and suffering. Who knows if it is even the president talking
Buhari's ambition is that he just want to be included in the list of Nigeria civilian president. And he has achieved it.
Family › Re: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by Hezzyluv: 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2023
Cooolme:
Please I want to know if I'm over spending or it's just the way things are in Nigeria as a whole.
I'm a student and very cautious of my finances, even with that I spend like 35-40k weekly excluding car fueling.[b][/b]
Omo things are bad oh, I remember my 100 level days (2018/2019) when 5k could carry you for a week even without foodstuffs.
Over to you, how much do you spend a week?
Is not much ooo but minimum wage na 30k lipsrsealed
Education › Re: My First Semester Result Without Any Expo (pics) by Hezzyluv: 9:01pm On Apr 20, 2023
TradingGod:
certificate is useless that is why millions of nigerian youth are frustrated and depressed

They put their hope on their certificate and their certificate failed them

Today many of them are working in industries that is alien to their certificate


Certificate na toilet paper
E be like your certificate don do you strong thin.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sports › Re: Saida Mouh: I’m Unaware’, Hakimi’s Mother Reacts To Son’s Fortune In Her Name by Hezzyluv: 3:10pm On Apr 20, 2023
He did what he did on a low-key not allowing his mom know about it

Hakimi is a living legend grin
His name should be engraved in Guinness book of record and to be tagged
The man who saw tomorrow....

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