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geoworldedu:
It's Sunday again! Nowadays many people stay put at home instead of paying church a visit. Atheists, freethinkers and non religious people are increasing in number day by day. It's like they are no more interested in the 'Amazing grace' song again. Many are lurking about to play Naijabet. Goal-goal must surely enter.

So guys, I wanna ask what you'll be spending your day doing a-home if you'll not go to a church? Well, for me, I rest well. I play games. It's quite interesting I have a day like Sunday. I wish everyday is like it.

Now over to you.

Exactly as prophesied

2 Timothy 3:1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unholy, 3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers to God,

but the good news is, ,

Acts 17:30 Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent,

God forgives and forgets

Hebrews 10:17 then He adds, “Their sins and their lawless deeds I will remember no more.”

Not only the above. God wants us to know Him for ourselves, He talks to you, He comforts you and give you guidelines on how to make meaning in life over sometime, you come to realise those things making life difficult for you, God has freely given you authority over them and you can cause a turn around, if you sincerely want a new life with God, follow me for a follow back and view my thread to see different transformed Christian. Yea, you need to be born again and enforce your authority over the crafty works of the devil.

www.nairaland.com/3942302/share-testimony-holy-ghost-baptism

enjoy

subtlemee:
I am subtlemee not people

Is subtlemee your name?
You should get 3 mentions for this

If you ask me, I have seen similar thread recently

Daeylar:
Cool

Do you know what leading is??

akintom:
Didn't you read that Hier sighted me, at heaven's gate? I left you behind already. Antichrist is coming for you.

Didov1:
..and u think all those pastors we're having in nigeria are all called.??.,whichever way u put it,calling it a cementary is totally out of line...ur pointofview about something may be wrong sometimes.

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okay, I will rename it

lol

Didov1:
,did i mentioned that they only deals with studying the bible??

okay

Didov1:
like seriously....in christian school of theology(seminary school).they mainly deals with the study of the bible(dnt tell me u dnt go for biblestudy in church when u were a kid nd now),the history and foundation of christianity, how to live and behave like a good christian(the way of life of a good christian)etc etc ,so bro its nt all about the study and preaching of the bible.,u can call it maybe a way of life of a christian or christianity and bible study centre bt nt a cementry..

Is Christianity about studying the Bible??,


Jesus said, the Bible that I preach to you are spirit and life, that's what I'm addressing by the thread


John 6:63 It is the Spirit who gives life; the flesh profits nothing. The words that I speak to you are spirit, and they are life.

Do you know many of those in seminary are not really called, and those that are called, are not passionate, and those that are passionate are not patient enough to get the full details

See, I think you might not understand some things and my intention

hahn:
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Hahn, watin Yahweh do you now
Okay oooo

akintom:
Kikikikikikiki..... Lmao

lol boss, your absence from NL was like a decade, though Yahweh is pleased

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Daeylar:
Hello, yes I am

wanna be a friend

hahn:
It is probably high, Like "most high"

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oooooooh. you didn't close it.
by way, Yahweh is He not it

Bantino:
WELCOME TO LIKERS PARADISE
MOTTO: A LIKE FOR A LIKE



This thread was formerly created by Fucklikant101, before NL crashed a few days ago. Now that the thread is gone, I hereby crave the indulgence of the former author to create this one.

It's just a game where any comment without any like, wins. All you have to do is just make a comment and ensure that the comment above yours gets a like.

Let the likes rain on every comment. Good Luck

NL crash keeh, make them no try lubbish o

1Sharon:
When you heal an amputee get back to me

I will heal an amputee and buy you a ticket to Nigeria, may God show you mercy

Daeylar:
But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

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hi, are you a Christian?

adepeter2027:
Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven.

Lalasticlala narrowly escaped hell because he do push snake related threads to FP.

like we are forgetting Seun ooooo

help me find am.

We dey beg am make him create new section for us, him yari kanle ni fa

hopefullandlord, you see catfishbilly or butterflylion those monikers are sth else walia

hopefulLandlord:
I love humour laden threads like this

walia, I can't remember my last

hopefulLandlord:
the great tribulation, mark of the beast 666

I never knew you this hilarious

loooooool

hopefulLandlord:
Nobody, Rapture has happened and you didn't make it

I'm in heaven using free WiFi, faster than the speed of light, I just finished eating an entire steak and the temperature here is anything I want it to be

Sukkot and I are cracking jokes, the only downer is there's no s*x but who cares? its enjoyment galore here

chooooii, so Muhammad was lying - 7 virgin

hopefulLandlord:
the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

lwkmd

mark of what

adepeter2027:
1sharon don take Analice10-7 heaven ticket

Loooooool, I no trust Sharon yen rara. na watin she fit do, ehn ehn see her, o boi, this girl sha dey focused on her phone.

You sabi when abino dey press phone for daylight, I swear, na watin she dey do be that

she's here oooooooh, just spotted Sharon.
she be pressing those buttons and tweeting anyhow
probably her boi is asking for directions

Nuhvey:
Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?

That Otem guy fit don' go the other side

abi otematum, are you in heaven? *over the radio*

o boy, everybody for heaven no won hear that name

kadree:
Na free na. U don pay the price as a born again before rapture. Lolz

you guys so hilarious

cc Lalasticlala

hahn:
Actually Jehovah is the liar here. Heaven is a public toilet for boring people and stinks like poop. For real

Hell is full of beautiful things and that is why baba Devil decided to not to bother himself advertising it as opposed to Yahweh that has lied to the world

Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking

Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this

hopefulLandlord:
that one? everything that's happening is a sign of rapture

tell him you drank garri this morning and he could pull a sign of rapture from it

the thing taya me self

adepeter2027:
Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael

I ran into akintom, he was fighting with one of the angels at the entrance.

The angel said one of his papers are missing and dude flare up

people are begging here, all the angels just lock up

adepeter2027:
Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven.
He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire)

it had better be in the deepest part of h*ll cause the dude doesn't move my thread to FP

Lets forget those argument in the past, I listen to some preachers preach and I really don't still understand why some churches still find it very difficult to present God to people. John, Jesus and Peter were unlearned. Jesus at 15 would confront Bishops and elders in the church, having read all their rubbish. Paul said, the word I preach are not letters that killeth. But rather, the words are spirit.
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John 7:15 And the Jews marvelled, saying, How knoweth this man letters, having never learned?

Acts 4:13 Now when they saw the boldness of Peter and John, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant men, they marvelled; and they took knowledge of them, that they had been with Jesus.

Jesus at departure said

Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.


Jesus said, teaching them what I command you, not I but Christ that liveth in me. What a world, we need to keep praying until Revelation 11:15 And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.

Praying the will of God, His Kingdom come