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akintom:
Kikikikikikiki..... Lmao

lol boss, your absence from NL was like a decade, though Yahweh is pleased

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Daeylar:
Hello, yes I am

wanna be a friend

hahn:
It is probably high, Like "most high"

ooooooh, close one eye to view the verse




































Hahn do you like driving, ehn ehn keep strolling


























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why is the road so scanty















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did you see, ooooooh, never mind

























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oooooooh. you didn't close it.
by way, Yahweh is He not it

Bantino:
WELCOME TO LIKERS PARADISE
MOTTO: A LIKE FOR A LIKE



This thread was formerly created by Fucklikant101, before NL crashed a few days ago. Now that the thread is gone, I hereby crave the indulgence of the former author to create this one.

It's just a game where any comment without any like, wins. All you have to do is just make a comment and ensure that the comment above yours gets a like.

Let the likes rain on every comment. Good Luck

NL crash keeh, make them no try lubbish o

1Sharon:
When you heal an amputee get back to me

I will heal an amputee and buy you a ticket to Nigeria, may God show you mercy

Daeylar:
But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

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hi, are you a Christian?

adepeter2027:
Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven.

Lalasticlala narrowly escaped hell because he do push snake related threads to FP.

like we are forgetting Seun ooooo

help me find am.

We dey beg am make him create new section for us, him yari kanle ni fa

hopefullandlord, you see catfishbilly or butterflylion those monikers are sth else walia

hopefulLandlord:
I love humour laden threads like this

walia, I can't remember my last

hopefulLandlord:
the great tribulation, mark of the beast 666

I never knew you this hilarious

loooooool

hopefulLandlord:
Nobody, Rapture has happened and you didn't make it

I'm in heaven using free WiFi, faster than the speed of light, I just finished eating an entire steak and the temperature here is anything I want it to be

Sukkot and I are cracking jokes, the only downer is there's no s*x but who cares? its enjoyment galore here

chooooii, so Muhammad was lying - 7 virgin

hopefulLandlord:
the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

lwkmd

mark of what

adepeter2027:
1sharon don take Analice10-7 heaven ticket

Loooooool, I no trust Sharon yen rara. na watin she fit do, ehn ehn see her, o boi, this girl sha dey focused on her phone.

You sabi when abino dey press phone for daylight, I swear, na watin she dey do be that

she's here oooooooh, just spotted Sharon.
she be pressing those buttons and tweeting anyhow
probably her boi is asking for directions

Nuhvey:
Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?

That Otem guy fit don' go the other side

abi otematum, are you in heaven? *over the radio*

o boy, everybody for heaven no won hear that name

kadree:
Na free na. U don pay the price as a born again before rapture. Lolz

you guys so hilarious

cc Lalasticlala

hahn:
Actually Jehovah is the liar here. Heaven is a public toilet for boring people and stinks like poop. For real

Hell is full of beautiful things and that is why baba Devil decided to not to bother himself advertising it as opposed to Yahweh that has lied to the world

Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking

Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this

hopefulLandlord:
that one? everything that's happening is a sign of rapture

tell him you drank garri this morning and he could pull a sign of rapture from it

the thing taya me self

adepeter2027:
Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael

I ran into akintom, he was fighting with one of the angels at the entrance.

The angel said one of his papers are missing and dude flare up

people are begging here, all the angels just lock up

adepeter2027:
Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven.
He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire)

it had better be in the deepest part of h*ll cause the dude doesn't move my thread to FP

Lets forget those argument in the past, I listen to some preachers preach and I really don't still understand why some churches still find it very difficult to present God to people. John, Jesus and Peter were unlearned. Jesus at 15 would confront Bishops and elders in the church, having read all their rubbish. Paul said, the word I preach are not letters that killeth. But rather, the words are spirit.
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John 7:15 And the Jews marvelled, saying, How knoweth this man letters, having never learned?

Acts 4:13 Now when they saw the boldness of Peter and John, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant men, they marvelled; and they took knowledge of them, that they had been with Jesus.

Jesus at departure said

Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.


Jesus said, teaching them what I command you, not I but Christ that liveth in me. What a world, we need to keep praying until Revelation 11:15 And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.

Praying the will of God, His Kingdom come

www.nairaland.com/4071533/god-given-authority-over-devil
You can also read this too

hopefulLandlord:
I'm also yet to see Jacksonville, Annyplenty wey like rapture past him life self no make am

I was on Annyplenty profile yesterday, walia, na only rapture rapture vision dream I dey see

Hmmmm, Peace anyway, yea, they stand for . . .Lalasticlala

The world will come to an end, but like a thief in the night. moment when its least expected

[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=Hahn ]Yahweh said he made Hahn the real estate agent of Hell, so no heaven for him
I haven't seen Adepeter26 but I'll ask Yahweh when I enter his abode[/quote]Chooiii, I saw Adepeter recently while I was on earth, but dude no won believe me oooo, probably Hahn will give him estate in hell, but in hell, but I doubt if satan built any estate in hell, because dude can lie

hopefulLandlord:
Obinna58 went into Yahweh's abode to ask for certain answers

I took a peek into the abode and saw Jesus Christ on the right hand side of Yahweh who is also Jesus Christ

How is the place like

seem so many people repented overnight, the road like they say is truly narrow,

GO SLOW hold me

cc Lalasticlala

hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what happened to them

Hopefullandlord in Heaven give the phone to Obinna58

Truly, God is merciful

Is Hahn and adepter2026 there, what about 1sharon??

Good Evening to you all

I was busy all day, partly in prayer and as a student, still preparing and working on my project

One of my favorite prayer is Luke 10:2 and Matt 9:37-38 - praying for labourers

Back to the thread

I skipped my analysis on, how Eve accommodate and entertained the lies of the devil into her life.

Yea, Let's see how Jesus overcame the devil using the written word, that He couldn't have quoted, except He knows or had meditated or memorized it, sometime past, and He knew the power of the written words now spoken as a weapon of warfare.

The three temptations of Jesus share some similarity. Yea, we work by faith and not by sight. They share

just watch

Oam4j come and create section for Christians oooo