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funmisticqueen:
like I said. It was on a whim. That was how one sent me a pm yesterday asking for my address to come and slap me. I gave him tinubu's address. Fear still no catch am. Let him waste his tfare

Lol. Okay.
Don't let one use dare on you next time abeg.
Dem no worth am.

funmisticqueen:
it was as a result of a dare o on a thread some months ago when he kept saying he would use player tactics on me. So he sent me a pm and I replied. On WhatsApp the first thing he did was insult my dp, calling me an old woman amongst many other things. I told him to put a picture which he did of his one room apartment littered with clothes on his bed. Trying to convince me that it is his office. He even had the nerve to Photoshop his acne laden face and I gave him a dose of his medicine. I sha let it slide and told him I am a student. No way i am going to give someone like him my full details he later went on to tell me about his ex whom he used to beat. He had a very repulsive personality and I decided not to take him seriously.

A week later he is telling me to come to ibadan to see him and I told him to send me the flight ticket as I cannot come and die on lagos ibadan express road for a stranger.

Later when he started this Canada business he told me to patronize him and send him money so I can migrate to Canada. I simply told him to first pay for half of my visa and would pay him back just to see his reaction. He thought I was a naïve girl he could scam money from. His game didn't work at all and I never considered him romantically.

He is just hurt that I called him a narcissist and wanted nothing further to do with him. All he does is insult people on naira land when he is just a ghetto boy in ibadan.

Lol. You girls deh try oo. Accepting pms from these guys here.

funmisticqueen:
upload it Na and I will upload the pics you sent me including that of your flaccid prick and pimple laden face.

I cut off all contact with you when I realized you were just looking for someone to fuel your ego and you have nothing positive to impart into my life. You are the only person I know that can chat with someone and insult the person in every single sentence.

When you were Telling me to come to your place you didn't remember that you don't like short dàrk Yoruba ladies.

#statawayfromnegativevibes#

Lmao

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Ladies, can you marry a man who has been to prostitutes home?

No.

JasonScoolari:
Big nose, just see how decent you look.


Au revoir!

You no well.
I no decent before.
Big head.

Two hoes.

JasonScoolari:
Lol, you're really "High" Body Shame? Was I the one who advise her to display her Zebra lines chest to instagram?

Big head.
Byee.

JasonScoolari:
Safe? Is stretch mark now a deadly virus?
If my "future wife" have it, FINE!

If you have it, FINE!!

So you know, but you wan body shame person online.
Okay oo

JasonScoolari:
Maybe she was a female Zebra in her former life.

No body should preach about body shaming here. She brought it upon herself.

See you. you think your future wife is safe from that zebra lines

Frustrated people always think big of themselves when they body shame people.
That's what Nigerians are always good at, jobless people.

As I'm seeing this crowd so, e b like seh back to daura nogo work as him people don reject am, e go be backtosudan.

Lol. Funny comments though.

Earthquake1:
Colourish

My most loved lady on nairaland

Lol. I go tell am.

mrphysics:
All I'm focused on is being a rich woman, a loyal wife and a great mum.

May God help you...Amen

Lol. Thanks

mrphysics:
So she finally left. Wish she didn't leave. Most people don't know how to combine nairaland with the rest of their life. She missed that and never even accepted she needed help. She will still come back though, this time, bigger and better.

Yeah.

Take care.

mrphysics:
lol. No problem. So which one finally left nairaland.

Oh, I see. Lol, never knew you were the one.

Lol.
Kimbra

mrphysics:
Lol. You mean colourich (whatever) and kimbraa are two different persons? Which of them was schooling me on company and business the other day? And which of them promised to leave the forum? Are they not same person?

hy- who is she?

Nope, they are two different persons always having banters then, though they have settled.
Kimbra was the one you were arguing with while colourish was my school mate and a friend.

Mee!!!!

mrphysics:
That lady? She needs mental and psychological baptism.

Oh, you meant she never left nairaland as she promised to do? didn't notice you on the thread. Well, I don't notice monikers, just read, comment (when necessary), and continue my journey.

I hope you aren't talking about kimbrz cos she's not kimbra. They are different.
it's a preshy moniker.

mrphysics:
Oh, yeah.

Thought both of you left nairaland. It's been long I saw your trolls.

Lols.
Not so, we were on that thread calling our victoria for her hypocrisy.

I was in jail with this moniker though.
I never left, just that I don't comment often like before.
I'm still interested in making money, I lost my phone something last year.

mrphysics:
You are still on nairaland? Thought you joined your friend. Have forgotten her moniker.

Which friend?

Colourish?

Stupid threads.

jakandeola:
hmm I read ur blog and saw u date a guy in nysc rooms.I guess is a mistake

Lmao. There is god o

Shabaleo19:
You even know how they writes?

Yeah, because, you aren't exempted.

This Victorian woman, you have a very serious problem, like someone said, you have a very low self esteem.

Nawa ooo.
You write like those guys at Motor parks.

iamJ:
beta snake, I'm sure that she asked a few people, maybe not as many as madam brown hair with low self esteem said but owerri mechanic was curious to know, I don't blame her, they were both exchanging gists on their imaginary boyfriends, it got to ones head and she took her lies far they Contacted the innocent guy and he blasted her life, she felt depressed, looked at the mirror, saw her sad life, her brown hair and how she has to sell mad women hair to make a living, life tire am she gave you to deactivate before going to buy spider

Owerri mechanic, I know that you can see this, trust me, you will never get a mention from me, ever, no matter how many times you mention me, just rest for my matter Biko

Atleast, you don get sense small.
You now know where you belong.

Take care!!

One idiot will die untop my matter, even after paying someone to create a thread to tag me.
E never still do you, lol.

I've grown pass some idiotic replies from a smelly bitchy cùnt.