₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Lol, the irony. They shame girls for being evening newspapers, whereas they are the same guys being padlock boyfriends to these girls.

Imagine one saying, if she loves him she will wait. Then after waiting for 5yrs, they will still say...all relationships mustn't lead to marriage. It is well...

Lol, Nigerian guys are so hypocritical.

Any girl.that listens to them is on her way to soon land.
Nairaland opened my eyes shaa.

21 year old talking marriage and still in school, being fed with the little his parents can afford??
Please, extend my candid advise to that foolish girl that's dating you without future, tell her that the sooner she starts giving her suitors attention, the better for her cos she will soon be tagged an evening newspaper.

Guestlander:
The people who are playing politics are the people who promised the bridge and couldn't deliver it in 16 years, using it election after election to ask for your votes.

Apc pdp non is exempted.
Aren't they gonna charge for the bridge?
Why so much noise? Why so much ado to this bridge?
Is it the only project we need in SE?

Please, abeg.

What will happen after 2019 election? Your guess is as good as mine.


Zombies will be campaigning with the elementary needs of the people when the election is closer.

Oh y'all stupid mofos should take back seat.

In a non tribalistic and non nepotic country, this project would have long been done and even working without any noise.
But here in zoogeria, they are playing politics with basic needs of people.

Mtchew.

kurupt1:
Daddy's little girl

I'm.Not.

Colourich:
OK dear, did you see that contour kit I posted on whatsapp? I recently have this urge to start doing heavy makeup, with the help of my friends that are makeup artists, I went to the market and got myself makeup cosmetics I don't have, the funniest part is that the contour kit is bigger than my makeup bag , By next year, I will get myself an eye-shadow palette, the big one. We die here.

Loool. I saw it oo.
I admired it too but lol, bf no like make up so I stopped dreaming of getting one.



You have friends that will teach You For free cos mine then said I should give her 15k or there about.
My close pal oo.

kurupt1:
No wonder!This frigging girl still lives with daddy and mummy.
No wonder she reasons somehow........You dey form feminist for ur papa house.I

Sharap.
Live with papa bawo

DMerciful:
Colourish and highqueen...Una do well for killing this thread. So highqueen be undergraduate?

Undergraduate kor.


Graduate but this year.

Colourich:
Yeah about that, they sell fashionable clothes and shoes, I can always breeze in and get them, that's if I will base in the East after NYSC.

Lol, true though.
I don't see myself here from.next year shaa.

I don grow.
Lemme hurry up and finish my chores, I'm getting tired already.

Will have to go to market today too and I hate sun.

Colourich:
I heard school is dry like desert, even a single soul you won't see. Let's be waiting for them to call it off so we can finish our clearance and leave that school for good, not even Masters will bring be back to Imsu.

Lol, sis you harsh o.
Well, that's the truth shaa.
I can't wait to totally evade that environment.

Lol, the only thing I like about it is the east access to clothing and accessories.

Colourich:
Wow, that's nice, when you come back, don't forget to gist me your experience there.

Yes o, I sure will.
Make ASUU call off first.

I might enter school Friday sef.

Wanna go get some stuffs.

Colourich:
Lolzzz, Its that time of the year when I go to village and explain to my grandma why I'm still single, her ideology is that every woman should marry early, as if we are still in 19th century, I dey pursue my career, person dey disturb my ear with marriage, we will travel soon to villa, I dey even fear to go villa sef, she will even ask me if I have a boyfriend .

Hahahah.
I like that type of grandma that will ask if I have a boyfriend.

Shaa, I believe this Xmas no go deh boring.
Me and my family are going to Akwa ibom.

lefulefu:
chai chai! muscles and eight parks everywia. oya ooo highqueen,MariaLavina,Eberechi24,,Augusta,fumisticqueen and others..hot rice with better catfish don land.bring ur cucumber along if deres any.

Lol, I will pass

Colourich:
Went to market the other day, bought makeup cosmetics and forgot lipsgloss and I have a very dry lips and skin.


all my cousins and uncles that are abroad are married and I'm not sure they are coming back this Xmas.

e needikwara ego ahu nke ukwu o, babes gaz flex this Xmas. My bestie's boyfriend is an America based guy, he is coming back this Xmas and will stay till january with his friends, so as a good friend that I am and will always be, she said I will escort her.

Hehehehe.
Nne je taa aku n' onu.
Lol, I envy you shaa, all my friends are married or getting married, come see the way my family members are now telling me that I'm due lool.
Small shild like me, cos my adanne got married since now they said they are hungry for Palm wine.

Anyways, I deh form feminist give them.
Just to escape the pressure oo. Lol.
Una no go travel go villa abii

PUSSYHOE:
Lwkm in other words she should use vagina to hold for marriage. is sex her Value?

She said she doesn't wanna be used and dumped.
Reason for my.comment.

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Why u laff nau
See ur round Akara head and 3 big teeth

Cos you sound so funny!!

Colourich:
Hahahahah, don't mind me o, I'm just pulling some alpha male's leg, that's what they like to hear .

How you doing? Uguru is much here, my lips are not in good condition.

I even wanna go get some lips gloss in the market today.


Abeg, is any of your abroad huncle coming back?

E needirim ego!!

If he's serious with You, then fine but first of all, don't ever have sex with him till he does some marriage rights.


He should visit your parents first since he is all for marriage not friendship.

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Ur comment na always "lolz"

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Just like I care for u.
Na to give me children remain

Lolz.

Colourich:
My mind is even telling me that I must have rejected my future husband in the process . Good morning to you dear.

Lol, not like that o.
You are still very very young to think like that.

You have alot more people to meet in the future.


Morning to you dear

Colourich:
I'm scared of getting married to the wrong person, I don't like my suitors and I have zero tolerance level. God have mercy on me, I might as well end up single and lonely for the rest of my life.

E never reach like that ok.

The good ones are on their way!!

Fine girl weh deh into lesbianism.

dollytino4real:
they are not even fine o

The younger one is fine.

Lol, why should I get worried about what other men think when I have a Godsent in my life?


Na people weh no know their value deh feel intimidated by what 9ja men has to say.

lefulefu:
maybe highqueen and Eberechi24 go like dis story

lefulefu:
this girl haff spoil oo

Hahahaha.
I no wan carry last shaaa

lefulefu:
aghh u dont like oyibo men... Iyam surprised ooo. Who told u dem dey carry carrot?. Anyway edo girls for here dey go gaga for oyibo men.

Nope, I love Igbo men no exchange on that.

Yeah, Edo ladies love white men so much, it's more like a competition over there.

lefulefu:
biko d time wey u go hook up with ur oyibo boo alert us oo make we come drink palmy

LMAO.
Oga lefu, I no get strength for that one.


Lol, I heard their thing is always tiny.
I love our black men woth their long thing.

MissRaine69:
As a woman, would you have any issues asking him to buy feminine hygiene products if you were caught short?

Not atall, my ex had a degree in getting those stuffs for me.

Any man that loves his woman shouldn't see it as a Herculean task.