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RomanceRe: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by HighTable(m): 4:28pm On Dec 10, 2023
I get that some people don't have a working imagination , those of us with artistic minds appreciate animations, In animation, you can do more acting with a character than a real human, it helps to communicate the authors idea and imagination effectively than a human movie.
TravelRe: US Customs Seizes Undeclared $68k Cash From Nigeria-bound Family by HighTable(m): 3:43pm On Dec 10, 2023
I sensed psychological suspicion here, they declared the ceiling of $10K EXACTLY!!!
When you want to lie, make your lie so big that they come no where near the fact, so far from the truth that thinking over it becomes a stress. cheesy
They should have declared $3K or less
Plus they definitely don't know how their mates hide things
TravelRe: Safe Roads: FRSC And Pernod Ricard Kicks Off Yuletide Road Safety Campaign by HighTable(m): 2:27pm On Dec 09, 2023
Spirits and road safety grin

Well may the good spirits of our forefathers protect us.
Ashe.
Music/RadioRe: Video Of Mohbad’s Father Recording Song In Studio Causes Online Drama by HighTable(m): 2:21pm On Dec 09, 2023
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Thanks for letting me find a reason to laugh. In every confusing situation, if you can't laugh definitely don't forget to breathe.


LagosG:
Social Media will cause the next world war
CultureRe: INNOSON Donates Vehicles To Ooni Of Ife by HighTable(m): 8:49pm On Dec 07, 2023
Can't help but always laugh at nairalands tribalism grin
The fight is like that of husband and wife.
Oya make the wife leave the marriage she no get mind leave, husband dey always claim man of the house. In the end they always find ways to end the fight, very unserious set of husband and wife grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Learn How To Build A Fuelless Generator And Make Money This Year (video)!!! by HighTable(m): 1:49pm On Dec 07, 2023
That guy could be a scam but "fuelless" generator is not except if you have zero knowledge in electrical and electronics engineering (EEE).
Any legitimate thing could turned to a scam by someone trying to bastadize a project in people's eye
Infact this version is like a stone age technology.
The proper free energy device is a classified information, so people thinking why is the fuelless generator not everywhere by now do not have a basic understanding of economics and economy. It is this lack of understanding that will make someone say why can't they just share money to everybody so that poverty will be solved grin
Share ko, Alan shearer ni.




J1muha02:
na scam ohhhhhhhhh

hello, it would help if you guys were careful of the scam going around, they are claiming to sell fuelless generators and scamming people around.

please share the picture of the guy with everyone you know to avoid this scam. or if this info is enough to find him, please beat the hell out of this guy. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

his picture is not clear, but I think with this, he will be able to recognize and beat the hell out of this guy.

Country: Nigeria (NG)
State: Rivers State (RI)
City: Port Harcourt
phone number: +234 916 479 5413 (please threaten his life) he is on WhatsApp too
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Launches AI Model 'Gemini', Billed To Be Better Than ChatGPT by HighTable(m): 6:26am On Dec 07, 2023
That's exactly the potential goal. They say it's generative when the platforms may be connecting to some advanced technology not known to the public, perhaps some alien space stations in the sky or deep sea who knows.



Namaster:
Capitalist institutions should NOT be allowed to develop AIs. Especially monopolistic behemoths like Google.

When advancements in AI intersects with advancements in robotics as is currently the case, humans will soon be slaves to machine overlords.

Not in the way we are already slaves to phones and social media, either. Like slave slave. Like picking cotton under a hot sun slave.


The TV show Person of Interest clearly shows a definitive picture of the dystopia that awaits humanity WHEN AI goes rogue.
BusinessRe: Y Combinator-Backed Fintech, Pivo Africa Is Shutting Down - TechCabal by HighTable(m): 9:05am On Dec 06, 2023
The reason this tech companies fail is very simple, They are not extra ordinary. To succeed in an intensely competitive market or even any market, you have to be able to do things others cannot do, and they have to be "invisible" from the market to have an edge.
This is assuming this startups have a genuine intention in the first place, cos most of them are rooting for their own failure as means to cash out.
TravelRe: Top 30 Countries With Highest Number Of Skyscrapers by HighTable(m): 9:15pm On Dec 04, 2023
China is a monster nation, see the way they gap US, shocked
I swear na propaganda, agendas and celebrity advertisement dey carry US grin
Gangster country, Almighty dollar, Guns everywhere, you shoot me I shoot you grin
China is a real threat to this capital of the world o
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Living In Nigeria Is Cheaper Than UK Or US by HighTable(m): 11:14am On Dec 04, 2023
Solid calculations, though food cost is exaggerated. The thing people have several core reasons they travelled out, for some depression of joblessness, they will be happy that they see things doing, for some majorly to gather money they will work their ass out, link up like mad and save like crazy. For some it's for good amenities and the UK status - to enjoy fast internet and electricity, it will boost their online productivity and creativity.
If you travelled out only because of food, you have definitely wasted your money, you could buy land and have your own farm plus poultry farming and you will be smiling while others are crying grin
In Nigeria today, it seems they want to destroy the middle class absolutely, so it's either you're living in lekki having a big business in computer village or elsewhere or you're living in less developed areas having a decent farm and selling your produce at exorbitant prices.
The mass migration to UK for example targeted mostly middleclass I think, so all in all, if you know what you want, see it and go for it.



psalmsjob:
You guys focus on the money earned but not on what the money earned can purchase....the purchasing power of the money. See another analysis for you to stop Lmao grin

If our bobo londoner works for the standard 8 hours per day and earning £10 per hour and he works for 5 days a week; he would have earned = £10 x 8 hours = £80/ day x 5 days/week = £400/week x 4 weeks = £1,600 per month. With this earning bobo londoner is taking nothing home at month end and cannot afford to buy that kind of £10 food every day if he does he might be in debt see why:

Now for bobo pays average of £1,480 for house rent monthly and pays average of £140 for transportation to work. That's £1,480 + £140 = £1,600 per month ONLYgrin. If bobo londoner tries to buy his £10 food everyday as man must wak that's £10 x 30 days = £300 per month.

Therefore, bobo londoner must werk grin on Saturdays to survive that's £80 x 6 days × 4 weeks = £1,920 - £1,480 - £140 - £300 = £0.00 per month grin

So Bobo Londoner must werk grin on Sundays to have £80 at every month end grin

Workers in Nigeria do not work on Saturdays and Sundays before you start your comparison again grin
CultureRe: All Women Are Good Witches - Ooni Of Ife by HighTable(m): 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2023
From sexual appeal to physical looks, everything about women screams "control me, control me" but ooni sef don loose gard to make that statement... As baba they look those faces, him mind they tell am, " oh boy you no fit lamblast this fine faces o, any opportunity Fe open" grin
So All women are bad witches trying to be good witches.
Dey on gard.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Knew Of Hamas' Plan A Year Ago (New York Times) by HighTable(m): 7:32am On Dec 01, 2023
Israel used a risk:reward of 1:1000000, the war was a highly profitable trade for them. It was a highly intentional trade, not random or unexpected. They saw it coming a billion miles away.
Some experts are now uncovering that isreal trained hamas undercover, So the summary the Palestinians were betrayed by the people they look up to, Isreal was also betrayed by their own leaders.
CultureRe: All Women Are Good Witches - Ooni Of Ife by HighTable(m): 9:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
Ooni is a wise man grin of course, you can't in that position and not be intelligent, and wisdom is not about book.
Witchcraft is wishcraft... The science of crafting wishes
grin
So wish good things for yourself and others.
PoliticsRe: Gunshots At NANS Convention In Abuja, Seyi Tinubu Accused Of Imposing Candidate by HighTable(m): 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2023
Where is the opposition strength ??
Why are they appeasing to emotions ??
If you know what you're getting into and the strength of your opposition, you simply measure up or go home.
They all know the kind of country they are in now.
As one group is releasing bullets, the other group is either releasing their own or neutralizing it grin
This country is not for the weak o
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley, Zinoleesky & Samlarry First Appearance As They Hangout In Lagos by HighTable(m): 11:40pm On Nov 28, 2023
Facts!
You're working with reality not emotions.
Those people understand how people work than even most people understand themselves.



TechBaron:
Lol.. I said it.

You see ehn. This is the same reason politicians don't take us serious.

Too much "Internet muscle"....

People will just sit down in their 4 by 4 bacha and be typing fire. Whereas in the real life, one single liver, dem no get.

Aside religion and tribalism. Another thing that has rendered the average Nigerian youth so useless is the Internet.

There's too much fakeness in the Nigerian Internet space.

People just follow the trend, whether they understand what's its all about or not.

The we have a way of forgetting things overnight.

It's trending today and everyone is threathening fire and brimstone, just bring up another trend and the former is history.

I think the government has already figured this out and I'm sure they have a department that liase with content creators and celebrities to develop trends that will distract the attention of Nigerian youths whenever there's a serious matter on ground that can cause an uprising.

Nigerian youths.... Cowards!

Give them just 6 months. Naira Marley will release a single and the same people throwing threats up and down will dance and promote the same song.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by HighTable(m): 3:19pm On Nov 26, 2023
grin grin grin

🤣🤣🤣

The price will actually be crashed using tomahawk missiles systems, they are effective against invisible and elusive targets.
Christianity EtcRe: Armed Robbers Attacked Me! I Declared Myself A CHOSEN! They Left Me. by HighTable(m): 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2023
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In Nigeria, pastors lie more than politicians.
They are the ones doing much of the crowd control, politicians this days just sit back and watch.
TravelRe: With The Current Rate Of Japa, Is Poverty Rate Exaggerated In Nigeria? by HighTable(m): 2:29pm On Nov 26, 2023
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The country Nigeria has a lot of potential actually, a lot of politicians with Billions in swiss accounts, but they cannot help their own people, partly because most of us don't know what's going on, and also because they are following some cult like Agendas. For example some people believe a democratically elected president can change the country! The British realize that colonialism has a weak spot - the people can still see their enemies, so they replace it with "our own people" but their own friends and loyalists and they call it DemoCRAZY (demonstration for crazy people). Therefore will can no longer "see" our enemies, those that are really calling the shots and making the policies and trends that favour them through sophisticated manipulations, one of this trend is the JAPA syndrome!




oluwaseyi0:
People actually have money especially in southern Nigeria, I mean average Nigerians

I discovered this during the MMM saga, they may not be millionaire but they have something

Forget what you see online

Even most people on nairaland if you kidnap them it will shock you that 2 million minimum will come out in 1 month or so
PoliticsRe: Gov Adeleke Spends N2billion On Meals, Welfare Packages, N6billion To Run Office by HighTable(m): 4:21pm On Nov 21, 2023
Lagos state government does not have up that number of offices, so probably it covers billboards, sign posts, and all
So indeed people will see Tinubu everywhere they go in this Lagos. grin



Throwback:
That has to be the official portrait of the President that will be put in all the Lagos State Government offices.

It certainly is not for 1 portrait as there is need for many portraits, but the number is not disclosed I reckon, so we cannot say if the cost is justified.

At an exorbitant but corporate rate of N100k per portrait, that will be 731 portraits.

You will see Tinubu everywhere you go, so your hope can be renewed on a steady.
PoliticsRe: Gov Adeleke Spends N2billion On Meals, Welfare Packages, N6billion To Run Office by HighTable(m): 4:08pm On Nov 21, 2023
🤣🤣🤣

I mean how much is one elephant, hippopotamus and lion that they would spend that amount.
Let the poor breath Dem no gree, Dem still dey pepper us with all this money news.
They should stop running any money news sef, it's not as if the masses will benefit, it's all this opposition parties trying to paint the other party black.

psychologist:
Even if you are having elephant for breakfast
Hippopotamus for lunch
And lion for dinner, you can’t spend 2billion
FoodRe: GWR: Tope Maggie Completes 200-Hour Cooking (Photos) by HighTable(m): 9:16pm On Nov 19, 2023
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You want to trigger your people grin
They will be triggered cos you went too hard


DaddyYankee:
Those fraudsters called obidients won't like this.

Very useless and frustrated set of people.

It will never be well with those mad people called Obidients!
CelebritiesRe: Nobody Should Take Mohbad's Body Without My Permission — Father (Video) by HighTable(m): 9:05pm On Nov 19, 2023
This baba don get mind now I think, since he's now popular and cannot be silenced as before ?
The baba love for mohbad na 50/50 not the "die there" kind of love.
Well mohbad lives on so no shaking.
Foreign AffairsRe: CNN Says Israel May Have "Rearranged" Weapons At Al-shifa by HighTable(m): 8:48pm On Nov 19, 2023
I made that comment from a higher perspective or point of view and never mention or sided with any sect or religion but your thought processes assumes I sided with the other religions, since I didn't appeal to yours.
BULLSHIT! grin
The duality trap right there in play.
I understand that most people do not have the capacity to maintain a neutral position. I support humanity, the innocent people getting caught in the crosshairs of chaos they do not fully understand, I support knowledge and Truth against Ignorance and suffering.


Padipadi:
Ok. Let's annihilate Israel.
But what do we do to these?
* What punishment do we give to Islam for blasphemous killings eg: Deborah Samuel of last year
* How do we compensate Banu-Quryaza Jews that were killed unjustly by Muhammad?
* How do we stop ethnic cleansing orchestrated by the north with fulani herdsmen agenda?
* How do we compensate Ilorin Isese traditional worshippers that were harassed by muslims in Kwara State in July?
Foreign AffairsRe: CNN Says Israel May Have "Rearranged" Weapons At Al-shifa by HighTable(m): 4:38pm On Nov 19, 2023
To support Israel is to deny yourself of what your senses is telling you.
It is to have lost control of your mind and thought processes.
It is to be a zombie who is easily programmed by anything they see.
ZIONISTS have engineered and scripted the hamas attack as perfect excuse to further fulfill their prophecies,(or agendas) which were written by them, (claiming they were written by God)
it is all a scripted war, No hamas in it's right senses will carry out such an attack, and No such attack would have been successful against Israel high tech surveillance.
No matter what you believe, in the end innocent people die and some idiots or zombies try to justify it with their religion.
CareerRe: OpenAI Co-Founder, Greg Brockman, Resigns by HighTable(m): 5:31pm On Nov 18, 2023
It's not yet a menace, this should only be the beginning, right now everyone is able to do what they do before faster, and learn what they don't do before faster, the next stages will be crazy, it will lower the barrier of entry completely for virtually most things, it will distrupt the tech market and send it into extreme competition and financial chaos. Last last everyone will go back to the farm grin




Matrix137:
AI is fast becoming a menace

Elon Musk was right after all sad
PoliticsRe: Army Detonates 642 Unexploded Bombs From Ikeja Cantonment by HighTable(m): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2023
I was told by one egbon then it was part of Abacha plan to bomb Lagos if Yoruba leaders misbehaves cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (4 - 4) On 12th November 2023 by HighTable(m): 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2023
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👏
Newcastle will probably finish in top 4
Top 6 guaranteed.


Nazgul:
There's something I noticed about Manchester City and Newcastle, and why referees always blow in their favour.

1. Their owners are Arabs.

2. Arabs have invest heavily in their premier league, so the English FA respects them so much because of the billions they're pumping into the British economy.

3. Saudi Arabia usually invite premier league referees to officiate their league and pay them more than double of what they earn in England.

This is why if you're playing against these 2 teams, expect horrible officiating. The referee can easily award them a soft and controversial penalty, flash you a controversial red card, disallow a clear goal you score...etc.

Take a look at the match between Newcastle and arsenal, you'll understand what I'm saying.

These 2 teams since last 2 seasons I started observing them, have never experienced bad officiating in the premier league since their Arab owners took over. Every decision is always in their favour.

If you must defeat them, it must be very clear, cos the referee would always be against you.
Christianity EtcRe: Transgender People Can Be Baptized Catholic, Serve As Godparents, Vatican Says by HighTable(m): 11:20pm On Nov 09, 2023
grin grin

Bullshit

These people have been shifting the goal post on a lot of their critical doctrines and practices equivalent of an attempt to create a new religion by systematically scrapping the old beliefs.

Make believe Illusionists
CelebritiesRe: Ilebaye's Outfit To Davido's Party Causes A Stir by HighTable(m): 11:11pm On Nov 09, 2023
She understands how the society works. Dress naked you get the attention, some people will love it, others will hate it, all in all you still grap their attention, and even end up staying more in the head of those who hate it. Eventually both love and hate ends up in a win of more attention.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by HighTable(m): 10:48pm On Nov 09, 2023
That word "Spiritual husband!" Is straight out of Nollywood brainwashing. A more accurate perspective is perhaps your ancestors or bloodline.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Likes And Comments On A Video Mocking Messi’s Ballon D’or. by HighTable(m): 5:53pm On Oct 31, 2023
grin grin

Because of hate and sentiment and to keep their duality game of show of shame going they stole from fine players in the capacity of iniesta, lewandowski and then the latest and hopefully the final victim haaland.

Don't be surprised if Messi wins a 9th successive balloons diors

Ridiculous and a total joke !

Imagine Messi telling haaland and mbappe 'they will win the award too"

Man knew the sentiment had became an eye sour and total ridiculous and would if asked opted to give the award to haaland.

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