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Romance / Re: 2 Nigerian Boys Propose To Their Pretty White Girlfriends At The Same Time (vid) by HighTable(m): 4:14pm On Feb 15
Ancestors should mean lineage?
Are they not whites?

Bookhub:
these ones marry ancestors ... grin
Romance / Re: 2 Nigerian Boys Propose To Their Pretty White Girlfriends At The Same Time (vid) by HighTable(m): 4:11pm On Feb 15
Ancestors should mean descendants ?
Are they not whites?

Bookhub:
these ones marry ancestors ... grin
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Surprises Wife Regina Daniels With Lexus Bulletproof SUV Val's Gift by HighTable(m): 8:03pm On Feb 14
grin
This girl's marriage is a strategic one.
Like when you play chess you can see some moves far ahead.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by HighTable(m): 2:17pm On Feb 14
Man Wey Sabi šŸ‘



nstore:
Japa! to your home town and start a farming business.. There's hunger in the land..

In the U.S., small farms are considered the backbone of the agricultural industry, with 97 percent of all U.S. farms being family-owned...

Many 'silent' farmers who are millionaires and billionaires out there.. Go do your research...

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Health / Re: Nigerian Nurses In The UK Embroiled In Qualification Scandal by HighTable(m): 1:55pm On Feb 14
grin
It depends on the value of the forgery
High stakes forgery will be certified by the supreme court as you have rightly noted
So if you want to forge think BIG
It helps cheesy


TOPCRUISE:
It's not new in Nigeria. Clear and blatant Forgery has been proven to be legal in some exceptional cases which has been justified by the court.
They should ask the President and his aides.
Celebrities / Re: Fuel, Cement, Cost Of Living, After AFCON E Go Clear - Paul Okoye by HighTable(m): 9:37pm On Feb 11
See as divide and rule they work smoothly for this yeye country.

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Politics / Re: AFCON: As We Celebrate Victory, Let's Prepare For Long Trekking - Hilda Dokubo by HighTable(m): 7:11pm On Feb 10
When price increases and demand remains the same or even increases, there is an incentive for the market manipulator to continue to increase price emotionlessly without listening to people crying. They will say there cries don't make money. UNTIL demands starts decreasing or stalls, It is only then the manipulator will be convinced they have reached peak demand and can no longer make profits for their generations unborn. grin

Farm is calling all of Us, Life in the farm is peaceful and devoid of the pollution in the city, let's reconnect back to nature cheesy
Health / Re: AFCON: Avoid Watching Football If Hypertensive, Doctors Warn by HighTable(m): 11:34am On Feb 09
It is the VAR team that killed those people! it was an attempted match robbery possibly masterminded by the south African Patrice Motsepe, President of CAF.

At that moment Even those of us without emotions felt a deep feeling of cheating and robbery right to our face.
Politics / Re: Osun: Police Cautions Against Planned Protests Over Hardship by HighTable(m): 11:21am On Feb 09
grin
Those who don't have sense in this life May have sense in the next life, they still have hope cheesy



MrPOTUS:





U people supporting this govt no fit get sense for dis life.

Seems Tinubu voodoo strong.

Now let me ask you, d coke, is it sold for 720 cedis?

Or 940 rands?


Like one other minion was saying, that someone can feed with $1 in Nigeria coz it's about ā‚¦1,500.

And I asked d idiot, just like I'm asking you, can someone feed with ā‚¦1 here in Nigeria?

Comparing a dollar for a Naira.

What is d value of one Naira in the Nigeria market?


When you're sensible to think about d bolded, then you'll understand that all you wrote there was crap.

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Sports / Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by HighTable(m): 7:38pm On Feb 08
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Then Wey get light no fit compete
Too much of light dey cause blindness sef cheesy


OyinO:
Chai! This goes a long way to show that the win pained them deep down to their bone marrows. They should be ashamed for letting the same Generator Republic to knock them out of the AFCON competition. When we fought to liberate them from Apartheid regime by sending trained cadets and millions of naira to support the geurilla resistance force in their country, they didn't know we are generator Republic. Cry me an ocean. Nansense an ingredient

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Sports / Re: Allow Kids Into The Garden, They Think They Own It: DSTVNg Trolls Bafana Bafan by HighTable(m): 5:12am On Feb 08
We have flogged the banana banana boys.
They have been called out by the High commission Shame will not let them prepare their bottles and knives
So let everyone dance on the streets of SA. cheesy
Health / Re: "Having Sex 21 Times A Month With Wife Or Side Chic Prevents Prostrate Cancer" by HighTable(m): 2:14pm On Feb 07
7 times a month is Optimal.
Back to back sex drains your energy
There should be atleast one or more days in-between
Infact sperm will even finish from your scrotum cheesy
Save your energy for more productive works.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: South African Official, Clayson Monyela Accused Of Xenophobic Comment by HighTable(m): 7:46am On Feb 07
Other African nations see Nigeria and Nigerians has a problem, this is most unfortunate and avoidable.

They see us as sleeping on our role as the giant of Africa, we must therefore wake up and take the leading role.

So I call on the super eagles to soak SA's cane in hot pepper for a deserved flogging. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Their Bullets Couldnā€™t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by HighTable(m): 12:41am On Feb 07
With BIG Bombs mind you, not metallic bullets, the British bombarded Lagos. Bombs uses kinetic action of all matter around you, including the AIR itself.

hammer567:
IT IS ONLY IN AFRICA THAT WE HEAR OF SUCH.



YET, THE WHITE MAN WAS ABLE TO COLONISE YOUR NEGRO ASS WITH GUNS.
Celebrities / Re: Grammy: Sanwo-olu Hails Burna Boy, Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake On Nominations by HighTable(m): 5:06pm On Feb 05
Fair enough cheesy
When you're a superpower, you can just rewrite history and make yourself the champion. Of course it doesn't have to be the Truth, you can just tell a gigantic mountain of lies and more as your cover story. That's where we are.


TheBillyonaire:
Africans, the originating DNA, now globe throttle to New foundedd Red Indian land to be told which of their music is better.

Is that not concerning?

Stop giving your powers to corporate controls to decide your best. It is time that Africa builds an Award Brand and not the Alex Reports buy and sale Awards.

Fucck Grammy, I have never watched that TV show and no one should.
Celebrities / Re: Grammy: Sanwo-olu Hails Burna Boy, Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake On Nominations by HighTable(m): 4:56pm On Feb 05
No! How can they even give tyla over Davido or Starr
I Hope we flog this south Africans well well tomorrow o... grin
Na we be Giants now, two kings no Fe dey the same palace o. cheesy


AllenSpencer:
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Sanwo-Olu excluded Tyla. She needs to be congratulated. Not easy to win ahead of Nigerias best
Romance / Re: Who Will Marry The Beautiful Nigerian Women In The UK? by HighTable(m): 2:24am On Feb 05
System that you met on earth, you want to fight and die for it,
Bullshit! cheesy
If Earth's inhabitants say they don't want it anymore, what's your headache, you just mind your business and make yourself happy. It's not the correctedness of the system that matters here it is your own happiness.

It's no more than how we go from wearing big clothes to fit clothes and then to big clothes again

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Science/Technology / Re: Moon Is Shrinking, And Researchers Reveal Reasons by HighTable(m): 2:31pm On Feb 02
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BULLSHIT!
Well according to recent dataset from people with knowledge of the matter, the moon is not shrinking it is infact EXPANDING. Even the distance between the earth and the moon have expanded considerably over the past few years.
Argue with your keyboard. cheesy
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu To Visit China's Rail Infrastructure, Attract Trade And Investments by HighTable(m): 11:09am On Jan 31
I think LSG is now very serious about transport infrastructural development. Lagos to look like Dubai or Shanghai very soon cheesy

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Politics / Re: Abductors Demand N100 Million For Ekiti School Children, Teachers by HighTable(m): 11:02am On Jan 31
It's not easy living in a divided country where all kinds of groups are vying for attention, relevance and a share of the "national cake". Imagine how they did monarchs dirty not to mention countrymen.
I think this is a wake-up call for personal security vigilance in the country
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Why Dangote Refinery Is Buying Crude Oil From The US by HighTable(m): 6:21am On Jan 31
You see there a phenomenon where your senses and intuition tells you something is wrong and things are not supposed to work that way BUT the likes of (Reno o' mockery) comes in and makes noise and you forget whatever your intuition is telling you to listen to outside clown noises. You then deny your own senses! Just like this people deny their senses on a daily basis.


jmoore:
Reno Omonkey, speaking from both sides of the mouth.

The clown said we should stop patronizing mtn. But he wants Dangote to use dollars to import crude oil.

The olodo wants everyone to use globacom but he doesn't want Dangote to use only Nigeria crude oil.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery To Import Crude Oil From The United States by HighTable(m): 8:30am On Jan 30
Maybe That refinery does not even belong to dangote, who knows grin

We Nigerians came to this life to learn the hard way, (the hard way the only way). Through much pain we would have sense. We would then value the sense so much.
Welcome to Nigeria! There is no turning back cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Three US Service Members Killed In Jordan By Iran Backed Group by HighTable(m): 10:10pm On Jan 28
Biden should respond with a nuclear weapon grin else he's gonna be chased out of that Whitehouse in the coming election.
Politics / Re: If Kids Can Defend Their Families in Mexico, Why Canā€™t Nigerians? - Adebayo by HighTable(m): 11:33am On Jan 28
The land or farmland grap killings is unfortunate to say the least.
But the government dare not legalize gun in a divided country
Imagine Gun had been legalized before end sars grin
What will happen at lekki toll gate?
So you see why the government would not shoot themselves in the stomach.
Nigeria is a very different country, people don't appreciate this enough ! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Blinken Unveils Lekkiā€™s ā€˜american Cornerā€™ by HighTable(m): 5:32am On Jan 25
cheesy
See critical thinking šŸ‘


MrProlific95:
Truth is we will never know what the REAL reason of Blinken visit to Africa is.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Demands Return Of Alaska To Russia, Claims Sale To US Was Illegal (Photos) by HighTable(m): 7:09am On Jan 23
What is this grin
Fake news!
The places you're comparing are the farthest places on earth !
Dey play, u Neva Sabi anything or you dey disguise.
Politics / Re: Ibadan Explosion: Foreign Illegal Miners Ran Out Of The House Before Explosion ā€” by HighTable(m): 6:33pm On Jan 17
Crater at the epicenter! shocked
Holy shit!
There was a mysterious explosion like this I saw reported on Nairaland in Ondo state some years ago on a main road with a crater deep inside the ground. No one was reported injured or killed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Leaked Docs Suggest WW3 As NATO Army Ready For China, Russia May Take On Germany by HighTable(m): 1:48pm On Jan 16
Bullshit grin

The only country that wants war is USA
They are the only one it can currently favour.
China is full of modern infrastructure and promising future technologies, fighting Taiwan is suicidal for them.
It will be an opportunity for the US and it's unfortunate allies to destroy the next super power.
USA is armed to the teeth even without any allies and they have extreme and almost magical technologies not widely recognized by the public.
Travel / Re: Man Narrates His Sad Experience Applying For China Visa With Nigerian Passport by HighTable(m): 12:36am On Jan 13
People saying china is substandard are funny cheesy
China is "heaven" in terms of infrastructure, US is far far behind them in that aspect, and ranks higher than US on the safety scale.
If you're a product owner, they will manufacture for you to your stated standard, not necessarily their own standard. It is Nigerian businessmen that requested for sub-standard products from china so they can be replaced faster and means more profit !!
China makes iphones for Apple US to their stated standards.
Politics / Re: Judiciary Could Have Set The Country On Fire, Reactions ToSā€™court Ruling On Kano by HighTable(m): 5:13pm On Jan 12
No single person can set this country on fire, if any chaos would happen widely it is a planned work.
Career / Re: My Boss Uses Divide And Rule System: Should I Quit Or Ignore by HighTable(m): 5:07pm On Jan 12
No don't quit, you can deal with your boss wisely. Highly recommend you read this book by Robert Greene - 48 laws of power. Knowledge is power.
Travel / Re: No Gree For Anybody: Now See This, Na Your Lane, You Go Gree? (pics) by HighTable(m): 12:16pm On Jan 12
Na why the slogan dey dangerous all of a sudden, they know say he fit cause uprising, no be say the uprising go dey successful anyways as Dem go still sabotage am.

Alexlalax1:
Naija na comedy centre of the world. We dey use everything dey catch cruise. Those thieves at the helm of affairs knows our weaknesses that's why the are easily exploiting us. No gree for anybody but we dey gree them to steal our common wealth

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