₦airaland Forum

Persephone1:
Insecurity is a disease.

Like the insecure kid would, keep taking the easiest route. But do not drag others with you . There is loyalty out there, if you want to attract it, be of value.

Your moniker is so dope. My Regards to your husband

[quote author=Explorers post=116969409]Police were called to assist after the kangaroo became aggressive, preventing paramedics from accessing Mr Eades to treat his injuries so were forced to [/b]shoot the marsupial dead[b]

Now, isn't that a violation of animal rights?

They could have restrained it using less lethal means, so it could have been captured and returned to the wild. After all, na dem dey always preach 'animal lives matter.'

viyon02:
Your wife must be a full housewife for her to have much time for Nigerian movies, my babe prefers to watch France 24 or DW she likes to watch current news or any health station. She watched the live broadcast of the queen's burial and she listens to comments from various parts of the world about the queen. We normally debate about various educational issues and topics from science to world politics and world geographical locations. We don't have time for Nigerian movies.

Then she must a trader or a blogger. Anyways, it's never a dull moment with such women cos you got to up your game to match hers.

No be joking matter cos that dude dey go through lots of pain. Having such abnormal height and skinny body comes with serious problems.

ArchiLimited:
As a parent this hit differently. How damaged does one have to get to do this? I tell people the devil is the most wicked creature that ever existed. If you allow him, he'll make a mess of your human existence

Wetin concern devil for this matter madam?

Cos the bible says that "the heart of a man is desperately wicked." So free devil abeg

Kizzygentle:
Thank you so much.

You can also search this on YouTube: Beginner's guide to ------------. You just fill in the space with that particular topic of interest. Examples; coding, grapich design, website design etc

Kizzygentle:
Actually... I need to learn this... Please I am in my mid-30s is it possible to learn and earn from it decently? Where do I start from as a total beginner? Can I also learn from YouTube and how long will it take me if I am very serious about it?

Check edureka channel on YouTube. It got lots of educational courses that are beginner friendly.

Baloranking:
“A demoness have been born”

Dem go still use d*ick cast out the demon in her.

Babe na gold digger

ford101:
I can't play fifa.but I no am a pro in FPS games like call of duty.i no I can win money from playing FPS.

Let's match on mobile

Rahkman:
Men I don old oo

no be only u.

Bradford111:
I don't know what to say we have never even had sex before

Bros, na Dickson cause the matter so just lockup.

Post pix of you been happy with another babe, and see the torments it brings to her.

Do this like a week or two from now, and no quarrel her if she felt annoyed o. Just stay calm, cocky and happy.

IzzyAgu:
Hi Fellow Nairalanders!

I am typing this piece with Disappointment, I least expected this.

So, I finished My Youth Service with Joy and gladness, and was back home till I get a good paying job, since I studied Metalogy/Civil Enginnering in the University..

As a Sure guy with Parly (Certificate)
I was very much confident of getting a nice paying job, So I started my Journey as a Job Seeker..

1st year, 2nd year, went by, and still nothing, So i decided to digress into something else for the meantime, everyone knows how Nigeria is .

I decided to pop into Teaching, atleast 'head still fresh'
I got this job, in a Primary school, the Headmistress and I agreed on a 30,000 monthly salary... I was happy though .

I resumed work, truth be told it was fun, but Sour at last..
I never knew this Madam was in for a trick..

Things were going well oo!
Firstly, Late to work a day - 5,000 deducted
Not being audible enough in the classroom - 3,000 deduction
Pupils not able to grab the day's work - 2,000 deducted
Failure to mark pupils note/ asessment/ assignment - 5,000 deduction
Few pupils failing Test, Oral questions and Examination - 5,000 deduction....

I was called for my salary, then Mrs. Headmistress brought out my file of report and defects , i was shocked when she tabled a sum of 15,000 naira as my salary for the month and Said "Welcome" I couldn't Fanthom where I was but i gathered myself and said "Thank you ma"

According to my fellow staff, this was the hidden principle in The School, people's salaries were deducted to nothing ...


I went home and slept throughout the week ..

Now Do you think I continue in this Mess or Venture into frying of akara and become self employed..


what are your thoughts, help a brother!!

Bros, with this your writing skills you fit venture into freelancing and earn nice income.

Proofreading and transcription are just few examples.

All the best

Jennyclay:
No, I can't marry someone who earns 100k per month. Why must you enter a marriage to suffer? Can 100k afford you a good house, buy your hair and makeups? Have you even thought of raising children who should be fed, clothed and sent to good schools? Can 100k work these things out? No!

Reject that poor man and his meagre 100k; a better man will locate you. All you have to do is believe and wait for the right man to come.

Is it written in the stars that he will earn that amount for life or what if he earns more but devious of some qualities you admire in a man?

Most Ladies are really pathetic and manipulative with their myopic sense of reasoning.

Kewtt:
There's no war going on. Russia is just doing a special military operation in the Donbass regions. And aim has been 95% achieved.

Mind if you breakdown the so called special military operation you mentioned?

grandstar:
This gym will make more money from food than from exercise. I can see people coming just to eat. I can see children wanting to follow their parents to the gym all the time.

Exactly.

The meal provided is just a distraction to prevent them from losing weight so that they will keep coming back.

The customers no go get discipline at all.

chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.

Correct OG

BluntCrazeMan:
Another fear.
Infact, what if the war caused lots of earth movement, and it happened that the entrances to the bunker got blocked off with massive piles of earth and heavy rocks while they were still there underground?

People who built them must have factored in questions or scenarios such as this, so there is always a fail proof check in place.

U fine pass this guy below

Godsofsoccer:
It's the gay tendency in you that's unfolding.
Werey.

Comrade preach!!!

Juanmike:
I still remember when my dog Jack ran over by a hit-and-run driver, I didn't eat for weeks and almost starve myself to death.
Till my babe came back from school and gave me BJ that returned my brain to factory reset.
Don't know who to miss now, my dog jack or Nkoli my formal babe.

You funny sha

TheWolfen:
Well i can see that the programmed lies on YouTube works on you and many lots.

And your statement is based on what facts?

Didn't know horoscope is connected to the Greek gods, thought it was based on stars alignment only.

My chiron is quite accurate.

Curious to know yours

meobizy:
In a forward-thinking society, one will rear the creatures so meat will never run out. Well, Nigeria is not a forward-thinking society.

Sharks don't generally do well in captivity expect they're handle by professionals. So it's even hard to do such in a forward thinking society.

hahn:
So we bought this fish yesterday but we don't know the name.

Any ideas?

African lung fish

Create your Natal Chart

Then check the position of the Venus in your Chart.[/quote]I'll check it out, thanks.

Jeon:
Venus ♀

Please explain how to do this cos it sounds interesting

TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...

Nothing like poverty there bros.

Just try to explore some of nature's finest critters; grasshoppers, crickets, maggots etc

uniquetechng:
Don't believe or trust Americans , they are masters in mind games.

US keep developing dangerous weapons without announcing or making details public.

Remember US annual defence budget is $750m annually while that of Russia is $56m , so what do you think America do with $750m defence budget annually ? Yeah building unclassified weapons.

Till this day no one knows the bomb US used in Hiroshima, not even the Russians can tell.

Did you know

That the Russians actually built a bomb almost 3times more powerful if not more than the atomic bomb the US used in hiroshima, but never went into full scale production cos of fear of its destructive nature.

The US strong no doubt, but don't underestimate the Russians.

Medianna:
Yes oo
I shot birds
Super mario

Duck hunt is the name of the bird game.

I still remember that annoying laugh that pops out when you fail a level.

Good memories

XaToXi:
You sure say na babe?

That na another angle o but she seems like a babe cos of the replies.

Ballzproblemm:
SIMP! download book then move on , you dey use style they shoot shot

Werey Na by force to read book I don already read before

I just gbadun the babe flows so allow land my shot in peace