Not funny...

Danny50:
Chai you be man.

Thanks

Leksidebolton:
I wanted to call you Animal before then I saw your profile picture “ sorry

you fada is the animal, werey alai nironu

I remember this my uncle's dog that died then in 2007, I cried so hard cos its so fond of me and very intelligent as well.

This will not make sense to a lot of people. Dogs are special animal.

Antimarraige:
Foolish man

See you wey wise

my3name:

See you wey wise

fück off my mentions dundee

Juanmike:
I still remember when my dog Jack ran over by a hit-and-run driver, I didn't eat for weeks and almost starve myself to death.
Till my babe came back from school and gave me BJ that returned my brain to factory reset.
Don't know who to miss now, my dog jack or Nkoli my formal babe.

You funny sha

onthehill:


https://www.instagram.com/p/ChB3815Li-4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

They need to check the nyash of that dog well. I no trust that guy.

I can't buy any dog that wasn't trained by from its puppy stage by me,

It's risky to have grown up dog as pet, unfriendly act could be displayed

from it to you or to any of your family members

because it is stranger in your house hold.

I can relate 100%. I cried when I sold my first dog named Kiyara. In fact I dreamt about her, my girlfriend was even jealous of my love for that dog... Now I got a loving GSD called Caesar though

Dogs are special animals. My uncle brought Jerry as a puppy. We played together a lot and few weeks later, I had to travel back to school. For many months, I was away and as I planned to return home, I was scared that this puppy will be soooo grown and wouldn't recognize me anymore, maybe it will even want to attack me. All these were my thoughts. When I got home eventually, everybody was happy to see me, I was happy the dog wasn't in sight, I was really concerned for it not to bite me. From nowhere, it came out. On seeing me, it jumped to the level of my face, I thought it was an attack. It wasn't. Jerry was so excited to see me. It jumped up and down, jumped on me, we hit the ground together, wagging its tail. The excitement was electric. We hugged. Then I wondered, I've only known it for a few weeks, maybe two or three. How faithful! How committed to our friendship!

Jerry made me know that animals and man can commune intelligibly. The night a car ran over one of it's puppies, I heard its whimperings, came out to look and wanna go back inside cause I was all sleepy but the strange sound it was making made me know it's trying to tell me something. Every of its actions showed that it wants me to follow. In short, Jerry led me to where the dead puppy was on the road. I looked at the puppy and told Jerry "Your baby is dead." Do you know the sound changed? Yes, from whimpering to gnarling. Infact, I couldn't handle it anymore, I had to go call my kid brother who eventually buried the puppy.

It's ok to be emotional when you have lost a dear one, be it animal or human. Dogs, in particular, make the best of friends.

I don't like dogs period

loliapoopy2013:
Man's best friend, feel your pains.

I thought they said it's police that is man's best friend

Mans best friend

onthehill:


https://www.instagram.com/p/ChB3815Li-4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

came back home from school and I learnt that our dog "Bush" has been sold because one imam told our dad that as Muslims, it is Haram to keep dog as pet! was so pained that I stopped greeting the imam.

I don’t know your parents o “ but I’ll respect them “

Antimarraige:
you fada is the animal, werey alai nironu

Leksidebolton:
I don’t know your parents o “ but I’ll respect them “

wahala ile aye yin niyen broda kamoru

Next time mind your business and don't quote who no insult you

MrPRevailer:


I thought they said it's police that is man's best friend

Lol, have them at your peril.

Instead of him to buy d dog and be payin him boss small small if he love d dog dat much. He come dey cry

Maybe he is fond of the Dog

Ballzproblemm:
70 years old man

Kontinuu

Werey alaso ni e” Eran ni e “ I don’t blame you “ what do I expect from Animal….

Antimarraige:
wahala ile aye yin niyen broda kamoru

Next time mind your business and don't quote who no insult you

Antimarraige:
fück off my mentions dundee

Don't cry

Leksidebolton:
Werey alaso ni e” Eran ni e “ I don’t blame you “ what do I expect from Animal….

werey ni awon to bi e, akisa ni oma wo bi aso, omo oniran kiran

Ahh i see you don’t know me ni oO ‘
Alawo ku ni e ‘ you better tell me what your problem is “ cause I don’t think you’ll have solution to it anytime soon “ Ewure Jati Jati “ Goat no dey hear word “ so I won’t blame you “ Olori buruku “ Awon ebi e loma wo akisa ni aso

Antimarraige:
werey ni awon to bi e, akisa ni oma wo bi aso, omo oniran kiran

Leksidebolton:
Ahh i see you don’t know me ni oO ‘
Alawo ku ni e ‘ you better tell me what your problem is “ cause I don’t think you’ll have solution to it anytime soon “ Ewure Jati Jati “ Goat no dey hear word “ so I won’t blame you “ Olori buruku “ Awon ebi e loma wo akisa ni aso

eleribu na my lane I dey before you bring your unfortunate self to my lane but I'm not like you people in your family,I resist your inherited foolishness, since you no get sense I will teach you sense. Oponu somebody

I’m seeing your dp and I’m blaming myself why I keep exchanging words with this Animal ‘ Take care of yourself ‘ Bushmeat ‘

Antimarraige:
eleribu na my lane I dey before you bring your unfortunate self to my lane but I'm not like you people in your family,I resist your inherited foolishness, since you no get sense I will teach you sense. Oponu somebody

Leksidebolton:
I’m seeing your dp and I’m blaming myself why I keep exchanging words with this Animal ‘ Take care of yourself ‘ Bushmeat ‘

eranko ni baba e ati Iya e , e pain the werey e run go check my profile your tears are bitter so someone's dp is now the most relevant lol nairalanders sef , you no get point again na dp remain, so if I change am you go still talk another thing ode somebody? oponu wey no get sense.

Werey ‘ why did you change it “ but let me tell you can’t change “ Goat will forever be a Goat

Antimarraige:
eranko ni baba e ati Iya e , e pain the werey e run go check my profile your tears are bitter so someone's dp is now the most relevant lol nairalanders sef , you no get point again na dp remain, so if I change am you go still talk another thing ode somebody? oponu wey no get sense.

Leksidebolton:
Werey ‘ why did you change it “ but let me tell you can’t change “ Goat will forever be a Goat

your father is the goat you're talking about

Little wonder you took after him, that's why you're here on nairaland bleating bitterly over another man's lifestyle

Someone you don't know before or met before us giving you headache lol you go get high blood pressure ontop my matter no worry oponu sowenu

I for call you ajegu je eran but……
You can’t eat yourself after you’ve been killed ‘ �
Social media na your mate ‘ we don dey run this Nairaland before your Pman get you animal head phone “ so stay humble Ewure

Antimarraige:
your father is the goat you're talking about

Little wonder you took after him, that's why you're here on nairaland bleating bitterly over another man's lifestyle

Someone you don't know before or met before us giving you headache lol you go get high blood pressure ontop my matter no worry oponu sowenu