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ThE kinda things that make FP this days Ehn. Who wey no bn dey charge phone when them on compound gen for ur lodge

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Ha haha hahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Commit her case into the hands of God

Him hand don full with troubles only from Nigeria now u guys want to add this onE?

FP material. I don almost read finish




Cc: LaLastiLaLa

jolomiurenyi:
Una go dey brag, u don dey work with ur Bsc now?

hahahaha I am a recent graduate fam not upto 2 months in the labour market. I do my refined hustle and make cash. For job? ha u know Nigeria na after NYSC I will reply u. capish?

*modified why then does polytechnics not have something like Hsc. cos .......Bsc........ Msc. abi.......B.A.........M.A

anyhow sha but me na Bsc. I get oh

I was expecting this. is this part of the dust that the wind of change blew? ok sha

ITbomb:
Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

ea was also replaced with i
Gdamt I kan rid German nov.

Visocrate:
Thinks its scam

u also feel it brother?
to:radiostationadvert@gmail.com weird indeed
1. what happened to the recruitment@companyname.com?
2. what da hell is the name of the radio station.
sai job seekers. well make una dy send cv sha wondering what ur cover letter would look like
to: The HR Person
New Radio Station
Lagos.
chai. chai chai

We all know that first impressions count, in this
case, impressing your potential future employer
is of the utmost importance.
Often, people apply for a position, without
updating their CV or giving the process much
thought. Mistake! This is (basically) the reason
you are still unemployed, friend.
You’re your own worst enemy.
Follow these 10 points and be sure to get a
call-back, and soon...
1. According to bbc.com , potential employers
can easily discern between a generic CV and one
that comes with great effort. So make sure you
constantly edit and update your CV according to
the job and department/company you are
applying for.
2. Keep your CV concise with just enough of the
important information. Keep it to two pages.
3. Always, but always include a cover letter to
give potential employers a sense of who you are
and how you would fit into their work
environment and company culture. Then
remember to tailor this letter each and every
time you apply for a new job, says The Guardian .
4. Don’t forget the basics: personal contact
details, education, qualification, experience and
references. Sometimes, it’s all in the details.
5. Every potential employer would prefer a
presentable, neat and professional CV according
to the National careers service. There are
different formats to choose from, but we say
simple is always the best. And please, don’t go
too colourful. Oh, and don’t ever apply using a
selfie as your ID picture.
6. Double check before you press send,
eliminate any spelling or grammatical errors.
That is the main sign of professionalism. Get. It.
Right.
7. The Guardian stresses that one should
understand the job description clearly before
applying. Clearly present your skills that match
the requirements, and fill in the blanks with
related and transferrable skills while upholding
your honesty and integrity.
8. Include interests that are useful for the job in
active language, for example: "I enjoy working in
a team/ have excellent leadership skills" - and
rather leave out irrelevant hobbies.
9. Make sure you are qualified for the job.
Jobs.ac.uk noted that before you send out your
CV, you should make sure it matches your
interests, qualifications and skills. Otherwise,
it’s just a big waste of time for everyone
involved.
10. Always keep a compressed copy of your CV
says studentbeans.com : some recruiters will ask
for a shorter and more summarised version.
Therefore, take your most important
information and get straight to the point,
keeping to one page.

Gusau - The Zamfara House of Assembly on
Friday directed its Ethics and Privileges
Committee to investigate the fight between its
majority leader and the governor’s chief driver
over a woman.
This followed a "call to order" letter by the
state Chairman of the All Progressives Congress
(APC), Alhaji Lawali Kaura, and read on the floor
of the house under "matters of urgent public
importance".
The Clerk of the house, Alhaji Isa Bayero, read
the letter which urged the lawmakers to
investigate the Monday, May 4 brawl to save the
state and the party from embarrassment.
The Speaker, Alhaji Sanusi Rikiji, directed
committee to call on all parties involved,
including the woman, security agents,
eyewitnesses and other relevant bodies.
Rikiji warned that any invitee who failed to
appear before the committee, headed by the
Chief Whip, Alhaji Abdulmumini Isa, would be
seen and treated as a law breaker.
The committee is expected to submit its report
on June 27.
The majority leader, Alhaji Salisu Musa (Tsafe
North) was involved in an open fight with the
governor's chief driver, Idris Garba.
The woman operates a restaurant in Gusau.
The majority leader had told newsmen that he
had "business" with the lady for some time now.
Musa said that during the fight, the driver tried
to bite off his fingers but for the timely
intervention of the police.
- NAN

Night owls are more likely than early risers to
develop diabetes and other health problems,
even if they get the same amount of sleep.
1 600 people's sleeping habits
That's the conclusion of a new study that
included more than 1,600 people in South
Korea, aged 47 to 59, who provided information
about their sleep habits and underwent tests to
assess their health.
"Regardless of lifestyle, people who stayed up
late faced a higher risk of developing health
problems like diabetes or reduced muscle mass
than those who were early risers," Dr. Nan Hee
Kim, of Korea University College of Medicine in
Ansan, South Korea, said in a news release from
the Endocrine Society.
"This could be caused by night owls' tendency to
have poorer sleep quality and to engage in
unhealthy behaviours like smoking, late-night
eating and a sedentary lifestyle," Kim added.
Of the 1,600 people in the study, 95 were night
owls, 480 were early risers and the remainder
fell somewhere in the middle.
Night owls have higher levels of body fat
Even though they tended to be younger, night
owls had higher levels of body fat and fats in the
blood than early risers. Night owls were also
more likely to have sarcopenia , a condition
where the body gradually loses muscle mass, the
findings showed.
Men who were night owls were more likely to
have diabetes or sarcopenia than those who
were early risers, the investigators found.
Compared to women who were early risers,
women who were night owls tended to have
more belly fat and a higher risk of metabolic
syndrome – a collection of health conditions
that increase the risk of diabetes, heart disease
and stroke .
The study was published online in the Journal of
Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism.
Issue needs to be addressed
Considering that many younger people are night
owls, the risk associated with this type of sleep
habit is "an important health issue that needs to
be addressed," Kim said.
The study found an association between being a
night owl and increased health risks; it did not
prove cause-and-effect.
- Health24

The Acting Inspector General of Police,
Mr Solomon Arase, on Friday reopened the
Nigeria Police Intelligence School in Enugu State
abandoned a year ago.
Arase said that the major thrust of his
administration was to enhance intelligence
driven-policing.
According to him, the intelligence school has
been shut for the past one year and once you
cannot drive the internal security management
through intelligence, then, you will be groping in
the dark.
"I am here to reopen our intelligence school. It
has been something that I have been passionate
about in the past two years since I was the head
of the intelligence unit.
"That has been one of my strategic plans and I
am happy that it is now open. The police force
cannot operate without intelligence,’’ he said.
Arase reiterated his warning against mounting of
road blocks in the country by the force, adding
that it would henceforth hold Police
Commissioners and Area Commanders
responsible for violation of the order.
Also read: I-G sets up Judges Protection Units
He said that he had set up a monitoring squad
on illegal road block throughout the federation
as part of efforts to eliminate corruption in the
force.
The police boss said his administration would
not tolerate undue detention of suspects in
police cells.
He, however, urged officers and men to always
expedite investigation of cases for quick
dispensation of justice and decongestion of cells.
On welfare of the police, Arase said it was one
of his priorities and promised to improve on it.
It is reported that the intelligence school was
inaugurated in 2013 by the former Inspector-
General, Mr Mohammed Abubakar, but went into
comatose after one year.
Arase also paid a courtesy call on Gov. Sullivan
Chime of Enugu State where he commended the
state government for its contributions toward
ensuring improved policing in the state.
"We know that this is a transition period but we
appeal to you to intimate your successor on
ways to continue with the assistance to the
police in the state.
"Socio-economic development cannot take place
where there is crisis,’’ he said.
In his response, Chime congratulated the Arase
on his new appointment.
Chime decried the inadequate use of the heliport
built by the state government for the Nigerian
Police in the state.
He said the heliport would ensure adequate
security of the state and the entire South-East.
The governor promised to continue to partner
with the police even after leaving office.
"Security is paramount to Enugu State and I am
optimistic that the incoming administration will
continue to maintain adequate security,’’ Chime
said.
It is reported that the Inspector-General of
Police was accompanied by the Commissioners
of Police from Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu and
Imo.
source: m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/IG-reopens-intelligence-school-in-Enugu-20150508

Op I smell frontpage. Before then lemme buy this plot to build supermarket.

seeee mooooonnnneeeyy

dodoniyi:
(C) If you were born on a WEDNESDAY:

• YOU ARE quite WITTY and have a MIND curved SPECIALLY for BUSINESS.
• You are not very organized in your work and have a cluttered thought process as well.
• You are not much concerned about your looks or your surroundings—you are mostly simple minded.
• You are curious by nature; you ask a lot of questions and seek to communicate. You are very active when it comes to interacting with others and exchanging ideas.
• You are satisfied with your life most of the time and are easily contented by what you have.
• You are efficient in your work, and are likely to do well in supervisory positions.
• You should keep your temper in check as you are by birth short tempered which comes in the way of your achieving success in life and maintaining good relationships.
• Women born on Wednesdays, especially after 6 PM, however exhibit different characteristics: You are materialistic, highly intelligent and sometimes, sly. You always do things which will give you back something in return.

SOURCE: http://www.dayofbirth.net/leftlinkmain.php?day=wed#.VUiPsVVViko

is this why OIL MILL MARKET falls on Wednesday in Rivers State. well nvm just thinking out loud

PDP already started opposition. hahahahahshsh May 29th I wait thee

"we will not take it" "let them tear kaduna result"... PDP na wah oh is this the wind of change blowing the Elder

Our Governor #APC
Sai Dakuku

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Happy APC Merry PDP

usibengate:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship candidate for Kaduna State, Nasir El-Rufai, December 24 posted an exposing document on the alleged Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) “Plan B”, apparently, in case of failure in the February polls.

It is not clear however where the paper was obtained from. It contains neither dates, nor signatures hinting on the origin of the “document” containing 11 steps.

The politician shared the photo of the paper and tweeted:

“This extract from Jonathanians’ 2015 Election Plan B is on social media. Read what the evil shoeless ones are up to!”

See the transcript (unchanged) below:

[illegible] Elections

1. Freeze political activities in order to defeat Boko Haram and restore peace and security especially in Borno and Yobe states.

With Elections

2. Use third force to paralyse opponents and with elections

3. Let Borno and Yobe – [illegible] to PD retain Borno and get soft landing for Yobe including Bauchi

4. Increase act of Boko Haram in A;B & Yobe and harassment of Emirs and District head loyal go Governors

5. Attack police and Military barracks as per third force edge

6. Decrease financial position of Governors of A, Borno & Yobe or impeach them through simple majority in line with non compliance of Governors

READ ALSO: SECRET DOCUMENTS: Shocking Revelations About Buhari

7. Refuse elections to give PDP simple majority in terms 25% to Mr. “P” through Ali Modu Sheriff and other friends

8. Ensure adequate empowerment of PDP candidates

9. Freezing all aids to APC governors in North East

10. Allocation of more money to PDP states decline to APC governors

11. Disallow both governor and cause political unrest i.e ethnic of Boko Haram or third force i.e, Kano, Yobe, Borno, Adamawa, Niger inclusive depending on peace in Nasarawa.

The original of the tweet can be seen below:

 

This extract from Jonathanians’ 2015 Election Plan B is on social media. Read what the evil shoeless ones are up to! pic.twitter.com/oyHx4Gw7rm

— Nasir El-Rufai (@elrufai) December 24, 2014

It would be recalled that El-Rufai, who has been on several occasions involved in the war of words with the Presidency, earlier today accused Goodluck Jonathan of having broken “the law in all ways to raise his 21 billion naira”. The said sum was gathered during the Fund Raising Dinner.

El-Rufai stated on Facebook:

“Section 91(9) of the Electoral Act reads, ‘An individual or other entity shall not donate more than N1,000,000 (one million naira) to any candidate.'”

Sometimes I find it difficult to understand how this man thinks. For N1000's sake what makes you think the PDP would let its "plan B" if any leak abeg jooor GEJ till Buhari speaks fluent English

Report has it that Dr Ikechukwu Sam Enemuo was rushed to Good Heart Hospital in Ph after he took ill with symptoms of Ebola. He was said to have operated on a Liberian diplomat who presumably had contact with Mr Sawyer. He Fell ill and died last Friday. He was ill for 3 days...then started vomiting blood with bloody diarrhoea. He was initially rushed to Prime Hospital Ph...where he was rejected and then taken to Good heart whose MD is a Cardiologist ..a consultant physician with UPTH. He died there. Good heart is on EVO road in GRA PH. The Doctor that died practices in East West Road Rumuokoro...Sam Steel clinic. The wife also a Doctor has a 3-month old baby. There may have been well over 200 contacts of this devilish diplomat who lured his young Doctor friend to treat him secretly and went back to Lagos. I hear he has eventually submitted himself for Ebola check in a bid to get a clearance certificate to fly out..he tested positive and is now quarantined in lagos..It's quite a calamity unfolding in Ph. Unfortunately Ph health facilities are not quite ready to contain Ebola at the moment. There are American experts and federal and WHO health workers in town however training Drs and other health workers and helping out with contact tracing etcPlease spread the news to your loved ones staying in ph to avoid the hospitals mentioned.

I used to think that in my school I don't enjoy education. But when I came across this picture today I decided to open this thread to share and also for you guys to share your thoughts

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]RED pill biko. Why will I leave billions and choose to bring someone back to life to suffer?.