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Dis continent don tire me, everything na taboo

Village pple @ work... Abi na d guy kill d mama sef? Anyways RIP to d deads.

Good boy

I'll make sure I buy d landlady's house and turn it to public toilet.

Henryyy:
So because you have makeup to cover your ugly akpu face you think you have a right to open your mouth to insult others? For you to describe banky as "not so good looking" I was expecting you to look better than that clown in ur dp. It is people like you whose brothers look like smeagol and whose boyfriends are uglier than shrek yet you come out to criticize the look of others.

Chai! This is Brutality!

Guy i no sure say na only dis comment annoy u, be like time don reach to renew ur house rent

It's obvious ur mom screamed as well when they were making u. U think shit and vomit shit.

Not ur fault though, I blame Buhari

Blame Buhari

I have been dating my boyfriend for two years now and recently we have been looking for ways to spice up our lovemaking so we started looking into different positions to try out. Yesterday, while we were making love and trying out new positions something alarming happened I broke my boyfriend’s p..is.
We were trying out a new position and I heard a pop sound. As I turned back to figure out what was going on, I saw my boyfriend on the floor shouting and screaming. There was blood gushing from his p..is. I quickly rushed him to the hospital where he was attended to and the doctor said he had a fracture and that he would be fine after some weeks. I was very shocked I had never heard of anything like that before but apparently, it is very possible. It is a severe form of bending injury to the upright p..is.
During lovemaking, the p..is is engorged with blood. If an upright p..is is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the p..is responsible resulting in a p..is fracture.
The trauma most often occurs after an accidental injury during lovemaking, but can also occur due to aggressive self- pleasuring or when the top of the p..is is forcefully bent.
A p..is fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound or the development of dark bruising of the p..is due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the p..is.
A p..is fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a p..is fracture might result in deformity of the p..is or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough during lovemaking.

Chai! Guy u brutal o... Gat no single chill in u

Best way to go broke without u noticing is to recharge from ur acct. Actually, it makes u feel like u're a big guy when ure wit pple buh when d account dry nobody go teach u sense.


Abeg na for mama marvellous store i dey buy o...

Chai! Konji na bastard o

Chai! This one weak me o. Don Jazzy no just get chill at all, even #5 own no dey hin body.




Anyways, i get sport car for sale, i bet u gonna like it

Naija i hail thee... Everything dey enter belle

Naija i hail thee... Everything dey enter belle

Body dey catch una two

Blame Buhari

Great UNIBEN!!! We're repping anywhere.

Kudos guys

Nigerians with their stupid mentality. This is what i simply call creativity, it look so real.

Kudos to the artist

Jaytecq:
almost....?

In Lautech First Class is Impossible in some Department

Pls is lautech still a schl? I actually tot it's nw a game reserve. Abeg mak una dey mention better schl jare


UI
Uniben
Unilag etc

Lautech ko Buhari ni

Buhari

Buhari

D thunder wey go strike u dey cuba... Foolish girl!


Let me hear someone say Buhari

Oh! Sorry guy, u no rehearse well u go dey do magic. Ur generation go learn

EmperorGE:
You got no chill bro simple LOL. . .you cannot even say

Vex not bro... LOL

Buhari

Dis one weak me o... But for nollywood if pastor raise bible masquerades dey die na. Maybe d pastor forget hin bible for house sha. Buhari come and explain

Try wet ur di*k wit acid u go last die... Don't thank me nw u can do dat later abi wat are friends for

Ok. Next

Probably she dey coven dey read minute of their last meeting... Na Buhari cause all dese things. U fit try use stapler hold d mouth.