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Religion / Re: Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (picture) by holajhdeee(m): 12:13pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
rhymz: hahahaha. . . God's mysteries my black A$sss. Let me tell you where to find it? In your delusions and superstitious religious beliefs. Its like ur high on.. Soakaway GIN |
Crime / What Has Nigeria Become??? by holajhdeee(m): 11:47am On Apr 04, 2013 |
WHAT HAS NIGERIA BECOME?? NIGERIA Is A Placε Whεrε SEX Is Frεε Aηd LOVE Is Expεηsivε. Whεrε Losiηg A PHONE Is Morε Pαiηful Thαη Losiηg VIRGINITY. Whεrε If You Doη't CHEAT Oη Your PARTNER You Arε Not SMART Aηd SHARP. Whεrε BATHROOMS Havε Bεcomε A PHOTO STUDIO. Whεrε Gεttiηg A BLACKBERRY PHONE Is Grεαtεr Thαη Gεttiηg A BSC DEGREE. Whεrε Thε SWORD Aηd Thε BOMB Arε Noω Mightiεr Thαη Thε PEN. Whεrε RELATIONSHIPS Arε Bεttεr Thαη MARRIAGES. Whεrε CONDOMS And GUNS Arε Rεplαciηg BIROS Aηd BOOKS Iη SCHOOLS. Whεrε You Won't Bε Cαllεd MATURE As A LADY If You Havε Not Slεpt With Up Τo Tεη Diffεrεηt MEN. Whεrε PROSTITUTION Is Noω A JOB To Bε Rεckoηεd With. Whεrε BOMBING Aηd SHOOTING HUMANS Arε Noω DAILY BUSINESS. Whεrε PEOPLE Prεfεr COUP PLOTTERS, ROGUES Aηd LIARS As LEADERS. Whεrε LADIES Prεfεr To Bε With A MAN In A JEEP Cryiηg Thαη To Bε Oη A BIKE Hαppy. Whεrε SLAVES Ridε Oη HORSES And PRINCES Arε TREKKING. Whεrε Aηy MUSICIAN Who Hαs Not SANG About SEX Aηd WOMEN Is Not A Good MUSICIAN. Whεrε DRESSING NAKED Is A Sigη Of BEAUTY Thαη DRESSING DECENTLY. Whεrε BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Arε Bεttεr ACTORS Aηd ACTRESSES Thαη TALENTED PEOPLE. Whεrε TRUTH Is IGNORED Aηd LIARS Arε WORSHIPPED. Whεrε Our SO CALLED LEADERS Buy EXPENSIVE CARS As WEDDING GIFTS To PEOPLE Who Arε Alrεαdy Multi-MILLIONAIRES Whilε MILLIONS Of NIGERIANS Go To BED Huηgry(Without FOOD To EAT). IS THIS THE GREAT NIGERIA 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (picture) by holajhdeee(m): 9:17am On Apr 04, 2013 |
musKeeto: So na there Jesus enter after im death? Ok Ɣ☺ΰ be real bastard idioT |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Performing At AY Live Show (Picture) by holajhdeee(m): 10:26am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Ganjafama: Hope ur girlfriend is beside u? I guess u know dat alomo can give u a painful e.rection Lolz. She dey |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Performing At AY Live Show (Picture) by holajhdeee(m): 7:28am On Apr 01, 2013 |
*Sips alomo* Clears throat... Watching..... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 11:25pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
azimibraun: Ronaldo is to camp nou wt drogba used to be at the emirate. Jst record a goal for him anytime he comes visiting. Ronaldo hs always scored barca at home. Great guy. Mr azi ur mistaken ronaldo no dey score everytime against barca(home)try remember barca 5-0 Madrid |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 11:16pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
JayKayMaybachz: Chairman na thru talk d guy yan no Kon dey shout here |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 11:12pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Y all of una dey yan bout messi(messioyen)e no bi magician na live d guy alone |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 11:06pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Na Madrid fans won burn stadium with lit flare |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Kay-Dee: Really arsenal dey rise na him make dem chop 3-1 from bayern |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:54pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Da 1 no bi offside na #up messi |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:51pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Pass iniesta Goooall jordi alba |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:45pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Pepe don start again |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:44pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Essien i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ .....xabi alonso out |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:39pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Jesus pepe don enter |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
x-fire: sleep joor who tell U̶̲̥̅̊ dat |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:18pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Messi ozil
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 10:10pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
muyishalom: All those record wey messi don break ko ...mtchewWw |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by holajhdeee(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Half time |
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by holajhdeee(m): 7:19pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
sheyie2007: E bi like say U̶̲̥̅̊ just hear dis ultra gay ....mumu 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by holajhdeee(m): 4:48pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
sheyie2007: Na dem be ultra gay |
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by holajhdeee(m): 4:46pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Lachynos2k2: i neva woo any gal in my life,na dem they woo me..i guess dats why they r called woo-men. Na so Ɣ☺ΰ fine reach |
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by holajhdeee(m): 4:23pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Na dem be ultra gay |
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by holajhdeee(m): 4:08pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
So almost all d guys wey comment here na girls woo them... SmH....... |
Celebrities / Picture Of Goldie Laying In State Rip!!! by holajhdeee(m): 10:27am On Feb 25, 2013 |
She try small
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Music/Radio / If Not For Music Where This Musician Go Dey by holajhdeee(m): 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
IF NOT FOR MUSIC only God knows what some of this Our Nigerian Musicians will be doing ... Checkout Some and Add yours... Timaya will be hawking plantain in Traffic... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Mode9 will be a bouncer in parties... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will still be in SS3 Reading for Neco... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Iyanya will be a weight lifter... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, don Jazzy will be a dealer... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, ice prince and MI will still bein jos selling Fura... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P- square will be a dancer, break dance in weddings.. IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will still be writting Waec... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will be picking pocket... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will remain in modeling... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will be a native doctor cos of his mask... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Tiwa savage will be writer.. IF NOT FOR MUSIC, SU-PLY will be playin football in barcelona. IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ty Bello will be a photographer... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal will be advertising Dudu Osun (Black soap) Seriously.. Add Yours!!! |
Forum Games / Which Of This 3 Is The HARDEST To Find In NIGERIA by holajhdeee(m): 11:00am On Dec 19, 2012 |
which of this is the hardest to find in nigeria?.... (a)virgin (b)job (c)true love |
Politics / Re: Okada Riders Protesting In Lagos? by holajhdeee(m): 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Heard that Governor Fashola is bringing club affilation into his administration by stylishly rendering 80percent of chelsea fan jobless as heissues ban on Okada! |
Career / New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by holajhdeee(m): 11:59am On Oct 22, 2012 |
To Package urself no be crime.... NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM). *Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) *Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC) *Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO) truly 9ja 72 Likes |
Religion / Re: What Special Name Do You Call God? by holajhdeee(m): 10:40am On Sep 30, 2012 |
P.MAN[color=#000099][/color] |
Education / Re: O.a.u Pre-degree 2012/2013 Admisssion!! by holajhdeee(m): 2:01pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
i had 40 egm.shey i get hope? |
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