₦airaland Forum

rhymz: hahahaha. . . God's mysteries my black A$sss. Let me tell you where to find it? In your delusions and superstitious religious beliefs.

Its like ur high on.. Soakaway GIN

WHAT HAS NIGERIA BECOME??

NIGERIA Is A Placε Whεrε SEX Is Frεε Aηd LOVE Is Expεηsivε.
Whεrε Losiηg A PHONE Is Morε Pαiηful Thαη Losiηg VIRGINITY.
Whεrε If You Doη't CHEAT Oη Your PARTNER You Arε Not SMART Aηd SHARP.
Whεrε BATHROOMS Havε Bεcomε A PHOTO STUDIO.
Whεrε Gεttiηg A BLACKBERRY PHONE Is Grεαtεr Thαη Gεttiηg A BSC DEGREE.
Whεrε Thε SWORD Aηd Thε BOMB Arε Noω Mightiεr Thαη Thε PEN.
Whεrε RELATIONSHIPS Arε Bεttεr Thαη MARRIAGES.
Whεrε CONDOMS And GUNS Arε Rεplαciηg BIROS Aηd BOOKS Iη SCHOOLS.
Whεrε You Won't Bε Cαllεd MATURE As A LADY If You Havε Not Slεpt With Up Τo Tεη Diffεrεηt MEN.
Whεrε PROSTITUTION Is Noω A JOB To Bε Rεckoηεd With.
Whεrε BOMBING Aηd SHOOTING HUMANS Arε Noω DAILY BUSINESS.
Whεrε PEOPLE Prεfεr COUP PLOTTERS, ROGUES Aηd LIARS As LEADERS.
Whεrε LADIES Prεfεr To Bε With A MAN In A JEEP Cryiηg Thαη To Bε Oη A BIKE Hαppy.
Whεrε SLAVES Ridε Oη HORSES And PRINCES Arε TREKKING.
Whεrε Aηy MUSICIAN Who Hαs Not SANG About SEX Aηd WOMEN Is Not A Good MUSICIAN.
Whεrε DRESSING NAKED Is A Sigη Of BEAUTY Thαη DRESSING DECENTLY.
Whεrε BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Arε Bεttεr ACTORS Aηd ACTRESSES Thαη TALENTED PEOPLE.
Whεrε TRUTH Is IGNORED Aηd LIARS Arε WORSHIPPED.
Whεrε Our SO CALLED LEADERS Buy EXPENSIVE CARS As WEDDING GIFTS To PEOPLE Who Arε Alrεαdy Multi-MILLIONAIRES Whilε MILLIONS Of NIGERIANS Go To BED Huηgry(Without FOOD To EAT).

IS THIS THE GREAT NIGERIA

musKeeto: So na there Jesus enter after im death? Ok

Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ be real bastard idioT

Ganjafama: Hope ur girlfriend is beside u? I guess u know dat alomo can give u a painful e.rection

Lolz. She dey

*Sips alomo*




Clears throat...




Watching.....

azimibraun: Ronaldo is to camp nou wt drogba used to be at the emirate. Jst record a goal for him anytime he comes visiting. Ronaldo hs always scored barca at home. Great guy.

Mr azi ur mistaken ronaldo no dey score everytime against barca(home)try remember barca 5-0 Madrid

JayKayMaybachz: See as you dey reason like pikin wen em mama stop to dey ghive br3ast milk like yesterday

Chairman na thru talk d guy yan no Kon dey shout here

Y all of una dey yan bout messi(messioyen)e no bi magician na live d guy alone

Na Madrid fans won burn stadium with lit flare

Kay-Dee:
Arsenal is rising and Barca is sinking.

Really arsenal dey rise na him make dem chop 3-1 from bayern

Da 1 no bi offside na #up messi

Pass iniesta



Goooall jordi alba

Pepe don start again

Essien i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ .....xabi alonso out

Jesus pepe don enter

x-fire:
Proven once again: CR7 is better than Messi

 sleep joor who tell U̶̲̥̅̊ dat

Messi ozil

muyishalom: Why is it not an achievement? Even ur Messi did not achieve dat. Madrid is winning dis match whether barca likes it or not

All those record wey messi don break ko ...mtchewWw

Half time

sheyie2007: I knew it, you're gay, infact, ultra gay

E bi like say U̶̲̥̅̊ just hear dis ultra gay ....mumu

sheyie2007: Ultra gay

Na dem be ultra gay

Lachynos2k2: i neva woo any gal in my life,na dem they woo me..i guess dats why they r called woo-men.

Na so Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ fine reach

Na dem be ultra gay

So almost all d guys wey comment here na girls woo them...



SmH.......

She try small

IF NOT FOR MUSIC only God knows what some of this Our Nigerian Musicians will be doing
... Checkout Some and Add yours...
Timaya will be hawking plantain in Traffic...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Mode9 will be a bouncer in parties...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will still be in SS3 Reading for Neco...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Iyanya will be a weight lifter...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, don Jazzy will be a dealer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, ice prince and MI will still bein jos selling Fura...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P- square will be a dancer, break dance in weddings..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will still be writting Waec...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will be picking pocket...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will remain in modeling...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will be a native doctor cos of his mask...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Tiwa savage will be writer..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, SU-PLY will be playin football in barcelona.
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ty Bello will be a photographer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal will be advertising Dudu Osun (Black soap) Seriously..
Add Yours!!!

which of this is the hardest to find in nigeria?....
(a)virgin
(b)job
(c)true love

Heard that Governor Fashola is bringing club affilation into his administration by stylishly rendering 80percent of chelsea fan jobless as heissues ban on Okada!

To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

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i had 40 egm.shey i get hope?