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Happy Anniversary!

But make we no lie, this woman fine dieee.. Chaii!

Chingykay77:
likewise nyomi banxxx cool pal
abella danger step dad
angela white husbby

you kon say i know go make heaven
sebi na hin family i sabi

Chaiii

Baba ooo

anthonyuncle:
instead of u to focus on improving ur life, u are here reading my epistle

Gbas Gbos

Zone48:
I just got the Samsung note 10 plus
256GB Rom and 12GB RAM

You just got yourself a beast phone Bruh. I have been using mine for months and till now I still dey bless the day I buy am. Samsung everyday

Bonatheripper:
Doesn't matter the brand


Once it's from China it's exactly = Trash.


That being said


IPhone or nothing


Yes iPhone is manufactured in China but just the parts


Not the concept or quality


Anything owned and designed by chinese is trash and useless

Samsung everyday

We move

Bonatheripper:
Toys



iPhone or nothing

Samsung everyday

myBraine:
Can still contest or will still contest?

Who else is more prepared to rule this country if not for Atiku?

An aspirant that spent 9 months in Dubai. He has mastered all their major secrets and pocketed their IPs. A vote in Atiku is a vote for progress in Nigeria. An aspirant that took his time to travel to faraway Asia to learn and master how development works, just imagine what he'll do once he's elected into office.

In Atiku we trust.

Shey ori yin o buru sha egbon?

Which Atiku Bruh? Abeg talk for yourself. Which one is "In Atiku we trust". You and who? All of em na bastard APC and PDP dem be werey. If PDP no fit produce another candidate better than this Atiku, then I see APC winning the shit again.

I click I die . Nonsense

Naija Police sha

My brother Go for Samsung Note 10plus or Note 20 ultra. The kind joy wey my Samsung Note 10plus dey give me now pass the joy wey I get when I dey use iPhone 8plus.


iPhone is good, but Samsung is better. I'm talking from personal experience though.

Tony142:
Lol, i only use that title to get people attention

Lol. Bad guy

longetivity:
why are u still living when you have committed suicide twice, Abi u be immortal

E tire me oo

Tony142:
Relax bro, I know what I am doing

You know what you're doing ke? But you're still alive now

Are you being serious?

Geedy:
In Olamide's voice "melo melo, melo melo mofe wi, melo melo, melo melo mofe so"

Mehn when I looked back at wht I've done as a child n look at d circumstances surrounding me today, I say to myself it's a pay back time.

I'm ds guy with innocent luk, but within me is an abode of d demon.

Shd I talk abt hw I'll shit in a nylon n throw it across to our neighbor's comp, r hw me n my geng will set people's farm ablaze, r hw we'll leave school during teaching period and went to people's farm to pluck oranges, pineapples, cashew even kolanut, I can't tell it all, I did sht as a child.

The one I can still vividly remember was wen I brought my partners in crime to our house. There used to be ds lime tree in front of our house owned by my landlord (ds man a retired teacher then, get craze for head).
We plucked a bucket-full of the lime, dug hole n play snookers with it. Dat was how d man (landlord) caught me d my guys in act, we hd to run n leave evrythin behind. We set out for anoda place, play until d evening, everyone went dere own separate places.
Knowing wht lies ahead of me at home, I hd to sneaked in. Few minutes later food was set, as a family we eat in group.
To cut to the chase, that was how ds man just showed up from no where, alas! I want to run but no other way outta the room.
He held my hand and drag me out of my parents gently. It's obvious my dad wasn't surprised he knows wht I'm capable of.

Here's the funny part:

As d man was dragging me I hd to hold unto a metal which was nailed to the door. He pulled me but he couldn't since he's old. My dad nw told me in my language (Idoma) "byo kankan" meaning hold it very tight, and at d same time told the man in Yoruba "Baba efa daadaa" meaning Baba pull him very well.

He kept repeating d same thing to me n d man vice versa.
As an elderly man he pulled me with all his energy until he wears out.

Then of course he thought of another way by biting my hand off the grip, that was how he finally got me. Out of the trouble I hv let him pass through, he beat the shit outta me. lol.

Wtf . God my Belle oo.

Drizzy5001:
As a kid back then, i used to admire and look at my father each time he drives me to school, and one particular Saturday he decided to use his second car, because there was no fuel in d one usually drives, so as a good boy that I'm, i opened his fuel tank and poured 1 litre of Eva water into the fuel tank, na so fire begin comot for bonnet, i didn't know what to do.. So i just ran inside and told my uncle, everybody started pouring sand and water till the fire quenched... And thank God it was only the bonnet that burn and i was not caught too.

This cracked me up

ghettokid1:
my most memorable was conceding 25goals as a goalkeeper in a competive match...I still never believe its real....not as a kid though

Are you being serious right now

Dude is good! Don't doubt Africans energy!!!

Stylebender is the undefeated king of the middleweights. Israel Adesanya def. Paulo Costa via 2nd-round TKO (strikes, 3:59) And still! The Last Stylebender is on another level. Congratulations Naija boy!!

Only person wey no get work go dey follow all this people up and down. APC and PDP Dem be same thing. No stress

Malaymoney:
baba this wan no be hate issue, personally I love davido, but u see this FEM na trash...moreover na NBM slang

That's David for you. Come back here after some weeks and come tell me again say na trash.

Nigerians and hatred Dem be 5&6. Don't know why y'all hating on this guy. This guy don set many record wey your favorite artist never come close to self.. So many things! I love you David and forever I will! Greatness ... If you think say e dey easy go set up your own make we see! Greatness . #Fem....

Louisboy22:
Unless song, most Nigeria songs lack good lyrics

Fem