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NOC1:
Don’t compare them with Lagos rats.

Can Absu rats swim? Lagos rats are ocean divers

The sound of Lagos rats on your roof can wake up a ghost.

Lagos Rats are notorious, fearless operate in the day without fear.

The boy should fumigate that room, the smell from that room will be horrible.

Swears bruh . Lagos rats big no be small. If a village boy visit lag for the first time that poor boy fit kill rat and him go dey think say na oketee him kill

Gibsonho:
when I was in primary 6, my parents told me not to go to my school excursion because there was no money to pay the bills. I was sad cause I was the Headboy, how on earth will the whole class go for excursion and me the head boy is to be left out. I started making plans without my parents knowledge, I pleaded with my class teacher that my parents said they'll pay the following week. on D-Day I packed my things like I was going to school, I stole my brother's Jean trouser, I had no belt then so I removed the rope on my native wear in place of belt.when we got there, we were told to take off our shirt for sport that was how my rope started dangling, It was as if the ground should open and swallow me

Povetkin wey AJ beat like pikin.. This guy na clown

1915 and New York though

This Cultist shiii Sha. Smh . I wonder if dem dey pay dem monthly salary.. Like you guys no dey think at all. Fvck em all pigs.

Cute man . Happy birthday to you sir. Long life and prosperity. Shine forth

omenka:
True. But he comes nowhere close to Bernie Madoff.

Not even closer I swears .. Madoff is the real deal

I started supporting Chelsea in 2005. All thanks to Uncle Segun. I'm in love with Chelsea. Swears

A305:
Interesting thread.

I guess my love affair with Chelsea fc started in 2005/2006 after I briefly flirted with Bacelonia FC.

It all began when I was an avid newpapers reader in that period of my life, each time I picked a newspaper to read news and matters arising, when I reach the sport/football section and glance at the English Premier league table One club with an unpopular name at the time use to be top of that table for every week - l loved the name first initially but this club never seems to drop from that number 1 spot on that table for several weeks into months.

Keep in mind, I wasn't watching football at the time nor did I ever have any access to watch the premier league (we didn't have DSTV), I just know lots of people (men) take interest in football and I love playing as well and could recognize popular names like Batistuta, Ortega, Ronaldo and the likes prior to world cup competition.

Club football was relatively new to me at that point of my life and the only club I stuck with but not like i love them that much was Bacelonia, this was because Ronaldinho, Man was a football god at the time, I loved him and still do. Ronaldinho made me loved the idea of picking Barcelona as my favourite club.

If laliga was as popular in the Nigeria media at that time, I would have stuck with them but English premier league dominated the Nigerian media more.

So basically, The moment of truth came when Chelsea finally squared up to Bacelonia in Champions league - I just loved the ROMAN ARMY era of Chelsea fc and their winning ways, it was a tough decision, however, I was neutral during the match but I can't can't deny love for Chelsea at that point. Lots of chelsea players influenced my decision back to have joined them, players like;

Drogba
Hernan Crespo
Darmen Duffy
Celestine Babayaro
Lampard Frank
Baba Terrible Terry
Geremi
Arjen Robben (man was playing like Ronaldo and Messi combined at the time)
Gudijossen
Kezman
Joecole
Ricardo Calvaho.


I still love Chelsea till data and my daughter is gonna be named Chelsea. I love Roman Abramovic too.

I love you already bruh. No word of a lie fam. KTBFFH.. The Pride of London...

Big Aunty never gets old

AlphikkaTech:
Hell, if they heard about Jesus and did not accept him

Sighs .. You don reach heaven come back to life before? Africans and religions issh. SMH

potent5:
You are sounding like APC.

You will be doing sontin and still be denying it.

Smile. Bruh you don't know me.

potent5:
Make sure you don't eat it!

Swears . Eat kẹ . I no even get mind to touch am self.

Kriss216:
I can bet Onyi22 left infested nyash, this thread to hit frontpage before 3pm today.

This cracked me up real hard

This is Big mehn

DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake

Bruh I dey wait for you ehn

donjazet:
Who you offend like this abeg?

Koye mi oo.

TheSourcerer:
Craig Price


Most of the youngest serial killers you'll read about were 15 years of age when they first killed a victim. Craig Price was younger—13—when he first stabbed a neighborhood girl to death after breaking into her house. He didn't get caught for this murder, though.

It was only after he got high on unnamed drugs and killed three more neighbors that police were able to establish a trail that led back to him. The victims ranged from as old as 39 to as young as 8 years old, with him being no older than 15 at the latest murder.

All of his victims had been stabbed to death, with the 8-year-old having a crushed skill, too. He is expected to be released from prison due to "good behavior" in 2018. We goodluck with that folks! He probably is at large

First black men to make it to the list I guess.

GRIMMJOE:
The babies go to hell, any who dies without Jesus goes to hell.

Not to mention we are born sinners.

Hahaha . Ẹgbọn yi ti ya werey oo. I swears

franciskaine:
which Kepa? Same Arizabalaga? D flop of the century

Kepa is the first choice alaye

Yummy. Waiting for more

USE HOIL

Who's Majek Fashek?? Gonna be 27 this year so abeg think before you quote me.

Messi is the best.. Say no more.

Chaiiiiii.. What did I just read ? Baddest of all

Feed us more

Can you write about Arnold Paole and Mr. Zedzed?

Interesting

More.

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