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Politics / Re: Forgery: I Am Not Answerable To You, AGF Tells senate by holaralph(m): 7:02am On Jul 01, 2016 |
pippimp:......... Am sure your kind lives in pluto...... See your level of thinking you this corrupt minded man........ May be you are among those guys saraki use to launder money for himself.............. |
Politics / Re: Forgery: I Am Not Answerable To You, AGF Tells senate by holaralph(m): 6:41am On Jul 01, 2016 |
lordmassac:........... The great man and a woman that gave birth to you never made a mistake given birth to you but you made a great mistake by coming to this world to exercise your hatred for a country that your ancestors my ancestors fought faithfully for in order to be an independent country......... Whether you like it or not God will filter all evil people out of nigeria, if you are involve then you will be filter also |
Politics / Re: Forgery: I Am Not Answerable To You, AGF Tells senate by holaralph(m): 6:30am On Jul 01, 2016 |
idensko:............ It is imminent that you are nothing but a beneficiary of the past corrupt Government that as ruled Nigeria for the past 16years, Nigeria as an enclave will be great and a force to be reckon with whether You IDENSKO or whatever You call yourself Like it or not......... Am convince that people like you are product of the 16 years of misrule of Nigeria........ You are still bittered because somebody that you Love so dearly Lost that election......... Continue to be bittered until when you finally Lost your grip on Gods mercy due to your corrupted and unbending evil yielding attitudes towards Nigeria and the citizens continue to post unreasonable post....... 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: FG, States Spent N538bn On Ghost Workers In Five Years by holaralph(m): 1:09am On Jun 26, 2016 |
harowins:.......... Did you mean Niger state |
Politics / Re: FG, States Spent N538bn On Ghost Workers In Five Years by holaralph(m): 12:32am On Jun 26, 2016 |
henritinecy:.......... Number 1 out of the many children of hates....... Continue to wail and gnash teeth ........ |
Politics / Re: Bunmi Falana, The Zenith Bank Staff Who Knelt Down Is Fayose's Boy - Abimbola O by holaralph(m): 1:29pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
Akpos who is a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added into
it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?when i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask
you a question you didn't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
Hear anything, except
your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl
room when madam no dey
house.
No answer. Oga runs out of
the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never
end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
does not hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
Hear anything at all. |
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Reacts To AMCON Closing Silverbird by holaralph(m): 6:58pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
1babeonly:........... See comment ooooo 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka's Tweet About Buhari's Age Vs Aisha's by holaralph(m): 5:08am On Jun 23, 2016 |
TBankxx:. Did you listen to yourself while you are talking........... This shows how mentally derailed you are......... Ordinary nursery school calculation you don't know all because of your level of HATRED for PMB........ If you continue like this it will affect your future.......... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka's Tweet About Buhari's Age Vs Aisha's by holaralph(m): 4:58am On Jun 23, 2016 |
XaviDayo:......... Cast the First Stone if you have never sinned in your life before as in if you have never steal your parent stuffs |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Impostor Passport In Jefferson bribery Scandal by holaralph(m): 3:20pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Fayose the loquacious be careful with your mouth. Fayose try to Bridle your tongue....... Because you just served into PMB's Right hand oooo |
Politics / Re: FG Clears 12 Months Of Arrears Owed Pensioners by holaralph(m): 2:49pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
MadCow1:. Truly truly you have mad cow disease 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos From Ministry Of Finance Workers Protest Demanding Adeosun’s Removal by holaralph(m): 6:21am On Jun 21, 2016 |
shiimah:. One thing that I know is that white people will always appreciate any one that as done their bidding neglecting his or her country........ Take it or leave it |
Politics / Re: Photos From Ministry Of Finance Workers Protest Demanding Adeosun’s Removal by holaralph(m): 6:16am On Jun 21, 2016 |
deji15:............... I have been watching all comments just made me to comment, As a FX trader am a telling you this that the reason behind the free fall of crude oil price was caused by what is called ( oil glut ) , black market selling of crude oil by ISIS , increase drilling of shale oil in the US finally Saudi Arabia tendency to pump more oil into the international Market......... @ Deji15 DID YOU GET THAT? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Mbaka: Buhari's Chance Of Healing May Be Slim by holaralph(m): 11:02pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
CHIJIOKE1314:.......... Be it Unto you in 100 folds as you wish PMB......... 2 Likes |
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by holaralph(m): 10:21pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
GerogeI:........... May God Bless you in plethora 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by holaralph(m): 5:21am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Onyiibazz:............ Honestly Man of God don fall my hand oooo why e com stop the Sermon where the sermon don dey sweet nowwwwww 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Five States Meet Conditions For N90Billion Federal Bailout by holaralph(m): 4:47am On Jun 17, 2016 |
sammhi:......... Am sure you always fail comprehension passages during your school days...... What I figured out is that hates as turned you to what you don't suppose to be........ Am sure when they call reasonable people you will pull up your hands abi? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by holaralph(m): 6:58pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:......... GBAMMMMMMMMM |
Politics / Re: MOMAN: Petrol Sales Drop 40% Since Price Adjustment To N145 by holaralph(m): 8:48pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Eyop:.......... Could you please send that John Holt Gen picture and capacity to me please thank you so much Bro |
Politics / Re: MOMAN: Petrol Sales Drop 40% Since Price Adjustment To N145 by holaralph(m): 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
glossy6:........ What type of Generator set is that please....... It means that your Gen can eat fuel oooo |
Politics / Re: Who Wants Our President Dead? by holaralph(m): 12:28pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Pavarottii:....... One thing that I know about Nigeria is the complex nature of the country and the citizenry........ Some as been ruling this country for this past 16 years, during their rule they swim in plethora corruption over $10bn went down the drain during obasanjos tenure and this is a man that I have many people working in his farm I can tell you that they all told me the same story of his behaviour that's by the way, the senators share money with biggest ghana must go bag, there as been yearly sack from private companies and banks, yet everybody keep on hoping hoping and hoping fr good , despite the fact that the crude oil price as been favourable to Nigeria economy As forex trader here is my proof As May 1999 crude price was pricing around $24.04 and it went as far as $133.86 july 2008 meaning the highest in 70 years. Then it priced below to $119 , $108, $99 and all the way back to $109 in 2013 !ack to $97.74 in 2014 then $60.07 in May 2015 during that may it started plummeting and at January 2016 the crude oil is been priced at $28.50 as at yesterday friday 10th JUNE 2016 the Crude oil closed at $48.97...... This means the last one year of Buhari's Administration as been facing hard time because the price as been falling and falling since he came to office, during the last Administration the Oil was pricing around $112 , $100, $92, $88, and back to $109 , $99, $103 towards the end of previous Administration ISIS as started selling cheap oil to the international market and Saudi Arabia isn't ready to cut Supply so as at march 2015 their was Glut and the price nose dived to $50.34 and it continues that way till january 2016 where its been priced at $28 now that its coming back towards $50 let's pray things start to get better and better...... As an FX trader I know what the PMB administration is facing but we shouldn't over put tribal differences ahead of our collective challenges, we have waited for 16years of corruption ravaged govt to disappear now that corruption itself is getting lean and lean let's shun tribal differences and give this man a term and after one term we will evaluate his performance......... Though if it will still be a man that will still be ruling US in Nigeria his ruling will never be immaculate but yet let's give him quarter of 16years to see how things will be Not for US to be wishing Him dead. God won't let it done on us later that some of us as wished someone who could have started the work of soil tilling dead ....... My View |
Politics / Re: Who Wants Our President Dead? by holaralph(m): 6:37am On Jun 11, 2016 |
[quote author=asokoromadam post=46464764]Useless op[/quote. Why won't you say useless op, because he is telling what he knew happened and that is what you don't want to hear or read because it is not in your interest abi ....... |
Politics / Re: Who Wants Our President Dead? by holaralph(m): 6:29am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Pavarottii:...... What was the achievement of those you perceived intelligent, Instead we saw on National TV that stealing isn't corruption....... This is an article link https://www.naij.com/66357.html, www.informationng.com/2015/02/jonathan-explains-stealing-is-not-corruption.html , http://global-4-lvs-odra.opera-mini.net/hn27-03-07/15628/0/1/50&url=rtsp://r5---sn-5hnedn7e.googlevideo.com/Cj0LENy73wIaNAl3x9N1-gmb7xMYDSANFC16nltXMOCoAUIASARg-qyXweC24Z1XigELZmNpNjhQT0I4QVkM/B9EE7A4720A63D65275B456FEF4D27D1C4BF65BE.A7C205D78B8BB80AE147DD3823C7C821D62ED4BD/yt6/1/video.3gp, https://africacheck.org/reports/is-president-jonathan-right-to-claim-most-corruption-is-just-common-stealing/, I can go on and on |
Politics / Re: Who Wants Our President Dead? by holaralph(m): 6:04am On Jun 11, 2016 |
As from Today by the power of the Almighty God Anybody that as wished President Buhari dead, those are still going to wish him dead and those that are planning it presently If you don't repent and ask God almighty for Forgiveness........ ITS YOUR PARENTS THAT WILL BURY YOU BY THE POWER THAT GOD ALMIGHTY AS MADE TO SUSPEND THE HEAVENS |
Politics / Re: Who Wants Our President Dead? by holaralph(m): 5:51am On Jun 11, 2016 |
White007:....... I never knew Nigeria still have Boko Haram living among us..... For this stupid statement of yours, God Almighty Himself will Judge You and you will never have escape rout because you are one of the tribal and religion bigot pretending to be Non |
Agriculture / Re: EU Extends Ban On Beans Import From Nigeria By Three Years by holaralph(m): 1:04pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
MakeWeTalk:....... REALLY |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Teacher Corps: FG Begins Recruitment Of 500k Unemployed Graduates by holaralph(m): 7:50am On Jun 09, 2016 |
I now realized why some nigerian youths are stagnant,irresponsible and lazy. They are never ready to try anything new even if they intend trying anything new they want to be the richest in a blink of an eye....... What a generation......... All the youths wanted is nothing but quick money...... Nigerian youths that I know lack focus and virtue.... Am not disappointed seeing some complaining about this programme......... During pre-election campaign PMB promised 500,000 new jobs nobody believe him , Now His administration is about starting the programme yet some are complaining about 23000 monthly salary , while some are complaining of 2 years, some still complained about sending the old teacher away from school, The Question is did the FG Govt said she will be laying off the Old teachers to pave ways for the incoming new ones ? The Answer is capital NO..... What I figured out is those bad bele people who aren't happy with the Fg initiative because of their political affiliation...... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Teacher Corps: FG Begins Recruitment Of 500k Unemployed Graduates by holaralph(m): 7:22am On Jun 09, 2016 |
ojialo:.......... No they won't be sacked but they will also fill up the shortage areas in the teaching services |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Interview With Daily Mail: I Move In A Bullet Proof Car In Nigeria by holaralph(m): 11:34pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Why won't you talk this way, why won't you rubbish and paint Nigeria black a country where your progenitors can't come out boldly that to say their hands are clean concerning Nigeria problem , You have to talk this way because majority of the rich and wealthy citizens of Nigeria which am sure your Dad is included never wish this country well. Now you talking about after working hard, could you please tell me how many job you have used your hands to do other than the Nigeria commonwealth which some of the creme de la creme of nigeria had siphoned and its of higher probability that your progenitor partook in siphoning Nigeria commonwealth......... So Don't put your father into endless trouble because your dads shady deals could be open if there is any he as done or if he as gotten his wealth in unlawful way. ( Maya omo osan ton ko gbongbo ba iya re ) 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Goes On 10Day Vacation To London To Rest, Get Treatment For Ear Infection by holaralph(m): 12:28am On Jun 06, 2016 |
STFUand4kMeHARD:. It is only a child, a male , female, man, woman, daddy and mummy that use to kick his or her parent while the parents are busy sleeping will talk like this to an Elderly man......... May be PMB as blocked you and freezed your 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Chevron Suspends Operations As Oil Rises Above $50/barrel by holaralph(m): 6:29am On May 27, 2016 |
ajarossi:....... Am not surprise to see this kind of comment....... But could you please give me evidence to corroborate what you have just said about Buhari If not then you have no point |
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