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Some ladies are nothing but public toilet,.......

THIS EYE SORE OF A SHOW IS AS BAD AS THOSE FOLLOWING THE SHOW

Sarmiz24:
Obviously you one of the dumb set of Nigerians who don’t know what their purpose in life is... I’m gonna make this shii real quick wit u fuvker, I’m not ur normal kinda nigga... Cuz u need BBN in your life to succeed doesn’t mean everyone else does, dude I got allot going on down here for me.. So diicky get keep getting ur pants wet on BBN while Real Niggaz are out cashing out big time on Things that matters

. God bless you jare. Where am planning on how to set up more farms

GBOGBO OHUN TI ABA GBE ILE AYE SE, GBOGBO NI A MA SO NIWAJU OLORUN OBA LOJO IDAJO. OJO NLA, OJO TI ENIKENI KONI LE SO ORO KANKAN. NIBITI ISE OWO GBOGBO AWA ENIYAN YO MA DAWA LEBI TI AWON ISE OWO WA YOO TAKOWA TABI KI ISE OWO WA DAWA LARE......

The most dangerous thing in life is for any man or woman to do mistake when choosing partner. Please pm me I and my darling wife will like to give you our piece of advise. Or Whatsapp 0..8..1..4..1..1,,7,,4,,9,,4,,4,, us if you can. My beautiful wife and I met on nairaland and we are happily married with 1 king in our home. We never upload anything as regards our relationship. I quickly typed all these for you to know you are safe..........

NiklauseFred:
Go with this guy's advice and have peace of mind.

. Great and awesome advice

TI ESU BABA WON, NI WON SE. IFE ESU BABA WON NI WON MU GBO.........

All fraudsters and people that engage in shady deals are the majority of people castigating Magu.

I lives in a storey building, I stayed upstairs which comprises of 1 room apartment (3 units ) not a room self contain, Also at the upstair we have room & parlour apartment ( 3 units ) no self contain up stairs. Downstairs has 5 rooms no self contain and it has 2 units of room & parlour. Below is our current bill.
ALH. SULE S.A.S. / 28. ADEOGUN STREET IJAIYE LAGOS / 0100391128
Your Bill for FEB 2020:

Consumption: 1,115.00
Curr.Charges: N26,130.03
Arrears: N95,088.48
Amt Due: N121,218.51
Due Date: 20 Mar 2020.
For enquires call 017000250
Detail: eservices.ikejaelectric.com.
ALH. SULE A.S / 28 ADEOGUN STREET IJAIYE ABULE-EGBA. / 0100382680
Your Bill for FEB 2020:

Consumption: 1,115.00
Curr.Charges: N26,130.03
Arrears: N100,088.72
Amt Due: N126,218.75
Due Date: 20 Mar 2020.
For enquires call 017000250
Detail: eservices.ikejaelectric.com .
Finally, January bill was the highest then, Now that February bill is even higher than January bill. Whenever we complain about all these crazy and estimated billings they will say ( THEY HAVE TARGET TO MEET ) Even at the Ikeja IJAYE branch office it is the same thing.

NERC abolishes estimated billing by Discos

…Mandates metering April 30

The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) has directed the 11 electricity distribution companies (Discos) to stop further collection of electricity bill under the estimated billing system.

The suspension order signed by NERC’s Chairman, Mr. James Momoh and Commissioner, Legal, Licensing and Compliance, Mr. Dafe Akpeneye, takes effect from February 20, and has been circulated to all Discos concerned.

The copy of the directive order sighted by Daily Sun titled ‘‘Order on the Capping of Estimated Bills in the Nigerian Electricity Supply Industry (NESI), repeals the methodology for estimated billion regulations 2012 and shall cease to have effect on the issuance of a new order on the same subject matter by NERC.

NERC directed further that based on the above, the estimated billing methodology is hereby repealed and shall cease to have effect as a basis for computing the consumption of unmetered customers in NESI.

‘‘Discos shall ensure that all customers on tariff class A1 in their franchise areas are properly identified and metered by 30 April 2020. While all unmetered RS and C1 customers shall not be invoiced for the consumption of energy beyond the cap stipulated in schedule 1 of this order.

All R1 customers, who by definition consume no more than 50 kilo watt hour(kWhr) of energy per month, shall continue to be billed at N4 kWhr and a maximum of N200 per month unless otherwise amended by an order of the commission.

The NERC order instructed further that the energy cap prescribed by the commission shall only apply to R2 and C1 customers, adding that all other customers on higher tariff classes must be metered by Discos no later than April 30, 2020, failing which these customers are not liable to pay any estimated bill issues by Discos

Any customer on such higher tariff classes not metered beyond April 30, 2020 shall remain connected to supply without further payment to the Disco, until a meter is installed on the premises under the framework of Meter Asset Provider (MAP) regulations or any other financing arrangement approved by the commission.

Customers whose current estimated bills are lower than the prescribed energy cap shall remain so without any upward adjustment until a meter is installed by the Disco under the MAP regulation or any other initiative approved by the commission.

However, it warned that any customer that rejects the installation of a meter on their premises by a Disco shall not be entitled to supply and must be disconnected by the Disco, and shall only be reconnected to the network with the installation of a meter.

Meanwhile, ahead of the April target for the likely introduction of new electricity tariffs, NERC said it will, begin a nationwide consultations with stakeholders.

According to a notice by Momoh, the consultations will hold from February 25 to March 11 in 12 locations nationwide.

He said the NERC has received Extraordinary Tariff Review Applications from the eleven (11) Electricity Distribution Companies (DisCos) and the Transmission Company of Nigeria Plc (TCN).

He said the consultations will hold as follows: Eko Electricity DISCO (February 25); Kaduna (February 25); Abuja (February 26); Ikeja (February 26); and Ibadan, (February 28).

TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*

*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*

*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*

*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*

*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*

*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*

*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*

*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*

*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians.

*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*

*Black people with black sense. The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*

*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*

*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*

*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*

*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*

*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*

*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*

*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*

*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*

*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*

*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*

*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians.

*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*

*Black people with black sense. The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*

*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*

*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*

*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*

*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*

*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*

*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*

*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*

*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*

*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*

*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*

*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians.

*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*

*Black people with black sense. The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*

*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*

*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*

*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*

Ifiegboria:
We don't have stone-free Nigerian rice.

. We have more than enough stone free rice in Nigeria sir. A south easterner helped my wife, to buy 25kg of abakalili rice early January. Since we have been eating it, we have not eaten a since stone neither have I noticed any stone while washing the rice.As am talking to you am preparing jollof rice because I love cooking. Below are my proofs

Can somebody tell me why FRSC agents are collecting #500 from commercial buses plying that route. This daily collection happened between papa junction to iyana egbado .Today's incidents make it the 100th time as far as I can remember. The question is, is it lawful

See lies, mr FRSC go to Lagos abeokuta expressway, After papa junction any FRSC official you see along that route collect 500 naira from any 18 seater interstate bus and 200 naira from cars that ply that routes.They collect this in a well arranged styles. Along that route police will take 50 or 100 naira,most times soldiers will collect money on that particular highway. FRSC collect the highest

slimthugchimee2:
Please show me a single link where the judiciary chanted that abeg?

You guys will just be talking nonsense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DrrpOeNocI That's the Link where Iranian parliament shouting death to america

It is against the electoral law to place advert on an election day

ALCOHOLKILLS:
more like a jihad and his wife arrived. that he goat of a president is going home to be with his cows, but if he wins, I am happy zombies are not excluded from the doom that will befall us all.

. If you pray for doom then it will hug you very fast not for good people of Nigeria

awelekiti:
They knew this and that's why they deliberately postponed the elections to create more time for tradermoni distribution, arrest of opposition, especially people close to Atiku, dlcripple their source of funds, by arresting the BDC guy who was exchanging USD to naira for logistics and campaign nationwide...someone close to the government said today that logically

. IS THAT TRUE AND ARE YOU SURE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING VIA TYPING. GIVE NIGERIANS PROOF

BuhariLooter:
Plsss, I beg of you all. Esp the bubu supporters, plss vote this plague out,vote off this famine. Remember, last last u will still feel the crunch. Have we not all suffered enough? Don't we go to the same market? Don't we see our own family, friends and neighbours suffer thus? Abi, is there an award for suffering?

. It is only those that as lost their means livelihood ( those enjoying free and illegitimate money ) that are crying suffer suffer and they will continue to suffer in Jesus Christ mighty name

Gandollaar:
Jagaban awon riggers! God punish your smelling mouth dia

. OLE NI O MO ESE OLE TO LORI APATA. ITS ONLY THIEF THAT KNOWS ANOTHER THIEF'S FOOT PRINT ON THE ROCK.... LOLZZZZ

For only those that truly wish this country well it shall be well with them

All political parties that had involved in vote buying had as lost huge money

[quote author=Patobanton post=75739664]Gibberish! What were the APM supporters doing at a rally meant for APC? Did you not see the viral video of Amosun supervising the damage of the APC candidate earlier in the day before the rally began..? [/quote.......My brother God bless you abundantly for this uncommon truth

victordaimond:
Good day everyone,I want to bring this to everyone knowledge that apc political party is hell-bent on rigging this election.i got home from work this evening around 7:30pm(11-01-2019).i was just taking off my clothes when I got a call from my neighbor urging me to come outside that she wanted to discuss something with me.i put on a singlet then went to see her.i saw her and her sister discussing,immediately she saw me she asked for my pvc,I told her it in my My traveling bag safe and cozy.having heard that she told me that APC is giving people with PVC money on the grounds that they visually confirm your pvc and write down it details they will then ask for your bank name,account number and phone number.i was awestruck has she was narrating the whole thing but that didn't even get me until she got to the part she said they were asked not to come out and vote this coming election and that they are going to send money to their individual account.they were specifically told to buy food with the money in order to eat and rest and not come out on the Election Day.after hearing this i was dumbstruck, I told the auntie and her sister point blank that they are the one destroying this country that they just sold Their future and the future of this generation by their selfish act,they became remorseful but the deed has been done.from the whole thing the auntie told me I came to a conclusion that apc is determined to rig this election.i urge you nairalanders that cherish and want the best for this country of ours "NIGERIA" to circulate this news through all social medias.every right thinking Nigeria needs to be aware of the "Roti Roti" going underground just like you.thank you(event happened in surelere Lagos today,the auntie is in her late thirties while her sister is in her late twenties).

....if you are not a pier give us the voice recording of your conversation with those two ladies that told you all these

My goodness is Atiku somebody's mentor? Am disappointed in Atiku's remarks

Thisis2raw:
God please help us...
Anoda 4yrs unda dis man na die oo

As a think in his heart so he is

Why won't people continue to shout hunger in the land when their source of plundering this great country dry as been blocked and the beneficiaries are also crying. As for me God as being too good to me since inception of this administration and his mercies as been sustaining me, my new wife and child. because i wish this country well

What many ppl on NL DONT KNOW IS OBJ AS ALWAYS PROFITED FROM ANY PRESIDENT THAT RULES NIGERIA, HE OBJ NEVER KNEW PMB WILL STILL BE ALIVE TILL NOW, IF YOU KNOW OBJ VERY WELL ALL HE CARES FOR AND ALL HE WANTS TO HEAR IS AREMU, MATTHEW, OKIKIOLA , OBASANJO AS THE GREATEST ACHIEVER IN NIG, OBJ DOESNT WANT TO SEE ANYBODY TO SUCCEED RATHER HE WILL FRUSTRATE THE PERSONS EFFORT THE WAY HE DID FOR GEJ

Ologogoro:
Exactly, When you look at how young lads and even parents struggle to get loan of 20k in town with collateral and high profile guarantors you will definitely appreciate the no guarantor no interest no collateral initiative of this FG.

Yes
Oooo bro, can you imagine a woman that went to collect (owo komu le lantern) ( owo lapo) and the conditions for all these credit & theft society is worst than passing through hell fire. Komu le lantern means ( put your breast on lited lantern) it means that is the begining of another headache

Ologogoro:
To those saying 10k can't do anything in Nigeria ,they are all hypocrites, they're the ones that will borrow as little as 4k from those online loan givers yet you claim 10k loan in which u have the benefit of getting higher loan if you pay the first loan isn't good.

I am an entrepreneur and I started from the scratch, I collected a loan of 30k from one group called ASIEA similar to Lapo, I used 23weeks to pay a mere 30k loan and it was increased by 10k with huge interest.

This Government is giving out loan with little or no interest, once you pay the first loan u get even higher loan without any guarantor, no collateral yet you're complaining.

What do you want ?

. Leave them jare some of started with meagre #2500 and they are the ones are the ones using such money to start hawking gala in traffic, selling slippers at night, start with small pieces of akube. Yet they will still kick against any good thing