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SportsRe: Sani Kaita Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by holatimmy(f): 11:13am On May 02, 2017
When will this guys start celebrating their real age?

45 going on 31
CrimeRe: Prophet Arrested For Taking N70m, Three Houses To Cure Fibroids by holatimmy(f): 10:58am On May 02, 2017
Na this kind poo day let that Albino Antichrist called Daddy Freeze get mouth.

Nobody should mess up the body of Christ.
EducationRe: Student Moulds Bronze Sculpture Of The Ooni Of Ife For His Project (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 6:02pm On May 01, 2017
Use Wat you have to get what you want

He will be rewarded..that I know
PoliticsRe: Fayose Wore Shorts To May Day Celebration In Ekiti (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 5:58pm On May 01, 2017
It's official

This man is a comic relief
More like Mr. Bean....straight-faced comedian
FoodRe: Would You Have This For Lunch? by holatimmy(f): 5:50pm On May 01, 2017
For Breakfast +Lunch +Dinner sef....Brunchnner.....

Ewa mani shocked shocked
EducationRe: Civil Defence Corps Arrest Man And His Wife Paid 600K To Hack JAMB Network by holatimmy(f): 9:47am On May 01, 2017
Black hat Hackers grin

CSI cyber where art thou?
HealthRe: Why White Spots Appear On Nails by holatimmy(f): 7:59am On May 01, 2017
grin It's Leke Lake Fingers joorh

Those days of
"Pele leke gimme 1 finger"
And he does...how generous grin grin

Somebody is now saying it has medical implications
HealthRe: Pregnant Lady Dies In Her Sleep After Using The Toilet (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 6:58pm On Apr 29, 2017
There is a need for Autopsy

Doesn't make sense on any angle
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Is Expecting His First Child by holatimmy(f): 1:47pm On Apr 29, 2017
Welcome to the Nigerian Association of Baby Mamas.(NABM).

Who ring epphuh

Signed:
Sophie Momodu
Lagos State Chapter.
CelebritiesRe: Efe Flies A Private Jet To Jos (Video, Photo) by holatimmy(f): 8:42pm On Apr 28, 2017
But Efe don too wear this cloth now haba lipsrsealed

Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Paying Tithes With POS Inside Church (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 8:38pm On Apr 28, 2017
chie8:
Photos of a church where members pay with ATM via POS have emerged.As pastor was preaching,one of the church members was pictured taking the POS around other members for payment.

What do you think?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/photos-of-church-members-paying-with.html
I think NOTHING

This is no news,I pay my tithe how convienient I want.Always wanting to bash Christainity any little chance they get undecided
CelebritiesRe: Opemititi 'Queen Stunner' Crashed Mercy Aigbe's Marriage (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 8:15pm On Apr 28, 2017
The Lady no reach break Mercy Aigbe home jare....See how she resemble Sales girl beside her..

Abegi Spare me

EducationRe: Share Your Worst School Roommate Experience by holatimmy(f): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2017
ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EVIL....pure EVIL...Chai grin
Someone canoh play with you
EducationRe: Share Your Worst School Roommate Experience by holatimmy(f): 11:34pm On Apr 26, 2017
Chai...my one and only roommate experience was horrible.
I don't know who receives calls most between her and MTN customer service.She has nothing less than 50 calls a day and every week she brings various appliances from various guys and will still be boasting that she is a virgin....I mean undecided Babe can pretend Ehn...she is a saint in the crowd and another thing in the hostel
*She claims Deeper Life,Redeem,MFM on one spot
*Babe can lie for Africa...told us then that she was acting a movie with Uncle Muyiwa Ademola,Uncle Femi Adebayo and Uncle Segun Ogunbe and she was the lead actress.The Film isn't out for over 4years now o

Babe was EVIL....
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Stuns In New Makeup Photos by holatimmy(f): 4:17pm On Apr 26, 2017
Kate Henshaw and her smile are like Bread and Butter.. .. They are compatible and soothing
CrimeRe: Girl Assaulted By Her Boss For "Eating Food With Meat" (Photos, Video) by holatimmy(f): 2:19pm On Apr 26, 2017
Lol....Woli agba made Elder ijo sweep from God knows where to Ikeja because of Shaki... grin

Follow @ayoajewole on IG to know what am talking about
RomanceRe: How Lapping A Girl Destroyed A 3 Years Relationship - Twitter User !!! by holatimmy(f): 10:43am On Apr 26, 2017
I will tell you how borrowing a lady eraser in Nursery 2 broke a promising relationship
FashionRe: Fat Lady Shares Her Nude Photo To Inspire Women To Love Their Bodies by holatimmy(f): 10:05am On Apr 26, 2017
Beautiful Lady...but you don't need nudes to showcase your self esteem more like you are airing your insecurities.

Btw her stomach is more like an a**
PoliticsRe: Blind Man In Borno Donates His Land To Shelter Refugees. Photo by holatimmy(f): 9:50am On Apr 26, 2017
Hmmm...You don't have to be comfortable to do it Good.

This man is a Challenge to us all.
RomanceRe: Secret Of Getting Any Man To Fall In Love With You by holatimmy(f): 9:49am On Apr 26, 2017
charlydamianpat:
ok.....but no girl will know my secret because am so hard and difficult to please
Home boy thinks it's a trophy...Ride on bro till you have your first child at 87yrs for the woman who finally knows your secret undecided
TravelRe: Train Ride Experience From Lagos To Osogbo by holatimmy(f): 8:46am On Apr 26, 2017
mrsage:
We already made plans for a bus to wait at the train station. We also had hotel reservation in place.

I'm an experienced tourist so had all plans in place. I'm also very familiar with the terrain.

* I honestly don't know about the diabolical aspect * I'm just a tourist.
Better then...

Diabolism and Osogbo be like 5&6
Little wonder why any unacceptable act is linked to Osogbo weed.
TravelRe: Train Ride Experience From Lagos To Osogbo by holatimmy(f): 7:13am On Apr 25, 2017
Getting to Osogbo 1am...how did u get somewhere to sleep or something shocked...because that place is diabolic
TravelRe: Train Ride Experience From Lagos To Osogbo by holatimmy(f): 8:57pm On Apr 24, 2017
Oga kwantinu now

We await your experience
PoliticsRe: Fayose's Sober Look At The Burial Of Isiaka Adeleke (Photo) by holatimmy(f): 5:42pm On Apr 24, 2017
He looks like Ngozi Ezeonu
No 1 mourner of Nollywood grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Was At COZA As Benny Hinn Ministers (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 10:02am On Apr 24, 2017
Hope he got delivered from the Demon of attention seeking
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa In New York With 'On Becoming' (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 9:53am On Apr 24, 2017
Toke...Toke...Toke

Wise woman
Give me Cassava and I will make Garri,Fufu and Cassava bread

CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony Tours 30 Universities In Nigeria by holatimmy(f): 9:42am On Apr 24, 2017
Hmmm....That should help

But sometimes the things going on the life of this pple is more than what a stage play can fix.
Only someone who was suicidal can understand and help out...
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Pictured At Port-Harcourt Airport Looking Gorgeous by holatimmy(f): 8:58am On Apr 24, 2017
Mama Peace

Even Men flock around her fully aware she is married
Chai....Looted billions speaks than hard earned millions
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by holatimmy(f): 8:08am On Apr 24, 2017
Happy birthday beautiful

You.....*sighs*
No be everything eyes see mouth go talk
Age with grace
Christianity EtcRe: "Jesus Is Coming Soon" – Chris Oyakhilome by holatimmy(f): 7:28am On Apr 24, 2017
adepeter26:
3. The Pascal Wager Quote

Pascal’s Wager, has undoubtedly been used by every theist to date.

It states that:
you would be better off to believe in God than to not. Even if all the evidence suggests there isn’t a god. For if there is no god, nothing is going to happen when you die.
However, if there is, and you didn’t believe, then you are going to hell.


- First off, I will not be bullied into believing anything and I can’t imagine a god that would be so petty to do so, but I’ll go more into that later.

- Secondly, how does she know which god is the right god to worship? How does she know that while she’s worshipping Yahweh she’s not making Thor progressively angrier?
Well I wouldn't compel you to choose just any God

Like you said you don't be bullied into believing any God.
In that case,we are all humans and we have questions so in your case I would suggest you choose the God that has your answers.
And If it's actually good for you,you will enjoy the relationship.

It's better to be a satisfied atheist than a confused Christian.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Busted For 'Stealing' Money Photo From Instagram User by holatimmy(f): 10:02pm On Apr 23, 2017
Hiiiyyaaaa cheesy grin

The rate at which fowl yansh is opening is making wonder if this breeze no be tornado.
You snooze...you loose grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Jesus Is Coming Soon" – Chris Oyakhilome by holatimmy(f): 9:05pm On Apr 23, 2017
johnydon22:
People has been saying that for more than 2000 f**cking years and these people include Jesus himself, peter and paul and pretty much every important character in the new testament and then through out the medieval times.

further more we hear that sh*t like literally everyday from Christians around the world. Now Pastor Chris says it and suddenly it becomes News?

what makes that more special or how does pastor Chris saying it make it any less bullsh*t? undecided

N.B: Anyway important question to all christians, can someone tell me what pastor chris is doing with all the money he is raking in when Jesus is coming soon, doesn't that mean you don't really need all the millions since they aren't needed once jesus comes?

ask yourselves; Do they really believe what they preach?
Bro it's simple
Live your life as if Jesus is coming the next minute
Make your plans as if Jesus is not coming in the next 1000 years

That way you are fruitful and you are prepared

Don't live a useless life
Be heavenly conscious and earthly relevant

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