₦airaland Forum

Two ladies back then in SS1,Best Friends to the core

So one of them hit the jackpot of one fine guy and they started dating,she was an Alhaja but she would sneak to snap pictures with her friend's bumshorts and crop tops and send them to this guy.She will call the guy with her Best friend's phone and have a lengthy conversation.

One day,the guy now called back on the best friend's phone and fell in love with her voice.Omo when Alhaja hear class scatter....she set up Hate committee for the Best Friend.
Who send them

*I had an experience of a guy I was crushing on hardly in Pry2 but dude no gree consider me,I hustled to become his seatmate make leg dey rub leg but mba...he wasn't interested.He had his eye on one Sickle Celled girl who I became friends with to see if he will notice me ...he did not o
Later the girl died,me thinking attention will shift on me...Boy was I devastated?
The guy jump my head to another invisible lady in the class.I was so hurt and betrayed
*what becomes of a broken hearted*

Haa...Pure Dejavu

Cain and Abel replayed

Mr Frank na my Boy

We gather dey Under the Canopy

Pple will never learn...a little spark can bring down a great forest

Nigeria my Africa

Okro Soup kwaaa

What will we not hear....Okro Soup a hit song in Norway.
Nigeria music scene is far thicker than that

Nigeria my Africa

Put bounty on top am...like 10m

Whistle blowers will blow in 2 hours...you will find him

When I saw this EPISTLE on Facebook I knew it would enter Nairaland....and even make Front page

I am not dissappointed....

Haaaaaaaaa............yee

This is a colossal lost o

wiringdpt:
Are we mad in this country? Why do we celebrate nonsense...who bbn help...who watches that shit

Speak for your self sir...No generalise the madness

Imstrong:
translation pls?

Many thanks friend

Nairalanders kwa...Somebody cannot play with u?
Alof you are carry Nigeria matter on your head with no space for humour.

Bovi was only joking cos that's what rakes on money for him.You pple ehn

Meanwhile,I hate first page...one mod should take me back to zero page o

Imstrong:
I love playing with kids but with the way things have so badly turned am so careful especially with the female ones.. It's well, love your signature abt mercy and grace, lovely

Muchos Gracias Amigo

Be Real...Be you...

Natural hair is just too cute

Now they are begging for endorsement deals...Bosses indeed...Awon Bossnasion

Uriel let her do the hard work...you get paid

If she were a Nigerian..I'd probably conclude that

1.No one in her family has ever achieved something this great.
2.She wanted to show off to those who said she was a coconut head.
3.She bought all handouts,attended inconvienient classes,went to night class and did every life sapping things done in Nigerian Universities and so she was happy it wasn't all a waste



But wait she is not a Nigerian
So I wish her Happy married life...

Lol....MeRix

False and hood dey your body true true
Cute girl BTW

Beware of all those Old men that called little girls "My Wife".

They are as deadly as anything.They no get joy at all.
Bunch of Paedophiles

The breeze that is opening fowl yansh nowadays no be here o

Just look at his eyes

Bastard Son of a thousand Fathers
Mtcheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Boy was I decieved

I guess not, Na me no sabi English

Me here thinking Finally a way to spice up my relationship ...Make I wake joorh

Let me give you mine as a last born

1.You are spoilt when your elder one cooks for you
2.You can't contribute to any decision making in the house.
3.Whenever you are bullied,you get a sorry and a pat on the head.
4.The smallest piece of meat is yours.
5.You should be like your elder ones

Abeg...Being a last born no be beans

Homecoming queen

....Thou prepareth a table before me....

A land has been giving into you...only the wise will use it judiciously.
My "White Gabrielle Union" aka Tboss...this ain't 25million o

Lagos is the future Nigeria

Lagos state is real deal

Pathetic

Bro call your sister to order mbok

Married men are off limits...Don't start playing the victim cos it doesn't look good on you

Abeg swerve

They are just experimenting horror/ugly on this babe

I hate this first page..
Someone take me to the zero page

Isn't this just an appealing sight to behold

Is it my eyes or does Tboss actually look like a white Gabrielle Union

Nice info

But all those men of the underworld do know more than we do..."Dear customer,your atm has been deactivated call the cbn customer care on 080*** to reactivate it"

And pple will still call
Which kain jazz those pple dey use

Thank God for He is God all by Himself