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Science/TechnologyRe: Fire Seen On Top Of Zuma Rock- How? by holatimmy(f): 7:03am On May 24, 2017
When there is fire on the mountain,you run blooda you run.
TravelRe: 23-year-old Unilag Graduate Dies In Fatal Accident, Few Days After His Nysc by holatimmy(f): 3:15pm On May 22, 2017
No no no.....

After the hassle of studying that gadawful course....Nobody deserves to die like this..No
RomanceRe: Man Kisses His Bride At Their Wedding As His Best Man Looks On by holatimmy(f): 3:05pm On May 22, 2017
The best man is hilarious

See as e resemble I go dye
CelebritiesRe: The Cause Of Moji Olaiya's Death by holatimmy(f): 9:42am On May 18, 2017
Iro ooo shocked shocked
EducationRe: JAMB Releases 2017 UTME Results For Second Batch by holatimmy(f): 7:54am On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:
sad
I'm impressed .

If a 29year old Niger state indigene can score 201 in jamb despite the fact he/she spent all day tending to cows, doing Almajiri and learning how to make bombs.
It's actually 19 years old...1998 not 1988

Just saying cool
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by holatimmy(f): 10:43pm On May 16, 2017
Bermuda Triangle.....American Benin City
FamilyRe: Lady Sues Her Father For Delaying Her Marriage To The 'love Of Her Life' by holatimmy(f): 6:09pm On May 15, 2017
Not in Nigeria my country

We attend to more pressing cases not sitting room matters
AgricultureRe: See The Grasscutter I Caught Today In The Farm by holatimmy(f): 10:25pm On May 13, 2017
clems88:
please what do you av in your head ? Brain or mucor angry
Mucor ke? shocked shocked

I really hope he proves you wrong o
Lai se Cellwall
RomanceRe: 7 Inappropriate Things Guys Shouldn't Say To A Nigerian Lady On First Date by holatimmy(f): 10:20pm On May 11, 2017
This word too should be included...

"Please say Yes,I can't do without you"
That word alone contains 562000 lies in seconds.
TravelRe: Things You Did Not Know You Could Do In Lagos by holatimmy(f): 10:15pm On May 11, 2017
folarinmiles:
Wat is dz one saying. Abi u re high ni
Hey Mister,I don't do Cyber wars

You don't like my comment?
Jump and pass
TravelRe: Things You Did Not Know You Could Do In Lagos by holatimmy(f): 8:53pm On May 11, 2017
Is Dangote dere?
Otedola nko?
Elumelu?
Adenuga?

Then I don't need adventure yet,I need to make money angry
CrimeRe: Yahoo Yahoo And Voodoo by holatimmy(f): 8:48pm On May 11, 2017
Ngbo Bro..they said we should tell you to stop Yahoo.

Abeg no stop...The money sweet wella,It's your right,Our politicians exported it and u are importing it.Leave your Fundz life Bro but remember when you are caught and ur picture reach FP...we will be here to tell you the truth when you are already behind bars.

A Full grown man needs no advise,he needs experience angry
CrimeRe: Policemen Fighting At Muhammadu Buhari Junction in Abuja (Pics, Video) by holatimmy(f):
Chill left this kwantry when Buhari left
Everybody is angry mehn...

That's the best place to air out grievances
SportsRe: Okocha, Maradona And Amaju Pinnick Pictured Together by holatimmy(f): 3:01pm On May 11, 2017
That kind of a "Peak milk forehead" is the head that embezzles funds.

But what do I know?
Football is not my ministry
CrimeRe: South African Man Who Burnt His Girlfriend Once Beat Her (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 2:55pm On May 11, 2017
But wait o!

A man who knows nothing about how I was conceived will suddenly ask me out,call me "Baby" and be beating me like talking drum and I would sit down as an "honorary sufferer".For whathuh
Even my elder siblings can't beat me and go smiling


I must confess domestic violence is spiritual.
It's never logical how people would endure that.
PoliticsRe: "How President Muhammadu Buhari Was Poisoned" Compiled Paper Floods Abuja(Photo) by holatimmy(f): 2:48pm On May 10, 2017
Funny enough,open it and you find nothing but nursery rhymes grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Best Piece Of Advice You've Received? by holatimmy(f): 2:47pm On May 10, 2017
Your price is far more than rubies

Proverbs 31
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hw Lng Shud 1 Wait B4 Askin A Frnd Whose Fone Jst Gt Stolen 4 His Charger? by holatimmy(f): 1:56pm On May 10, 2017
Hilarious....

Atleast mourn the loss for a while before asking the charger out
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Reacts As Police Release Chinese Man Who Tried To Kill Him by holatimmy(f): 1:50pm On May 10, 2017
Well your comment was racist

"See this Chinese man o" sounds like something they call racism...why add the "Chinese"
CelebritiesRe: Chiwetalu Agu Joins Cast Of "The Wedding Party 2" by holatimmy(f): 12:04pm On May 10, 2017
Until they over crowd the movie before their eyes come down.

*Too many cook spoils the broth*
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Down by holatimmy(f): 9:19am On May 10, 2017
FengChui:
U no dey reply person abi
Lol...You don vex?

No vex....na money matter carry me
PhonesRe: Is It Wrong For A Guy To Use A Pink A Phone? by holatimmy(f): 7:22am On May 08, 2017
If you are not gay now,you will soon be shocked shocked

Pink fone...I can imagine the horrific look pple give you...yuck
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Down by holatimmy(f): 11:56pm On May 06, 2017
FengChui:
No, ipako e ni. Sho wa pa sha?
grin grin

Beeni
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Down by holatimmy(f): 8:53am On May 06, 2017
FengChui:
Fine gehl, long time.
You mean maisev? grin

I am fine o
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli's Father Dies In Car Crash! by holatimmy(f): 10:32pm On May 05, 2017
missyadorable:
At her age,married with kids.successful,financially bouyant

of what use is her father to her?
what does she need him for?

next story pls
Omo Kpau bi ibon sad sad

Sun owona sad
Translation:Remain Blessed kiss
TravelRe: Plane That Crashed On A Busy Street In Washington (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 3:07pm On May 04, 2017
If it's my Nigeria,that area will not have light for 3 months.

Rainfall sef light dey go for 3 days angry
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons We Kiss by holatimmy(f): 10:33pm On May 03, 2017
Why is this one speaking Naizenze huh
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Down by holatimmy(f): 10:30pm On May 03, 2017
So it's General...

I for fear
CelebritiesRe: Banky W To Marry Adesua Etomi (Photos) by holatimmy(f): 12:15pm On May 03, 2017
Good News at last.....

Na me happy pass
Match made in heaven
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Gives Toyota Siena To A Female Commercial Driver In Umuahia (Pics) by holatimmy(f): 5:05pm On May 02, 2017
CokersClub:
Tell me cheesy . what was he saying grin
₹៛ ₹៛₪ ₪៛₹ ៛៛₪₹
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Gives Toyota Siena To A Female Commercial Driver In Umuahia (Pics) by holatimmy(f): 4:53pm On May 02, 2017
CokersClub:
No wonder:
Thank God we finally got the translation of what our Chinese wise man said wink wink
CrimeRe: Prophet Arrested For Taking N70m, Three Houses To Cure Fibroids by holatimmy(f): 1:02pm On May 02, 2017
Imstrong:
they are bent on.. but won't succeed
Amen

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