₦airaland Forum

let me phone a friend

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
CALL TO GLORY!!!
The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced diet
local government area of food state, Regret to
announce the death of their father, brother, and
grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot express road.
He was 36 cups. He survived by his wife; Mrs stew.
Twin daughters; curry and thyme.
Sons inlaw; Maggi and Onion.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT;
25 December 2014, Body leaves
kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by plates and spoons.
Cups and water are highly invited. Papa, God loves you
but our stomach loves you more. May your gentle soul
rest in the bossom of the toilet. Amen!
Signed by meat and fish, for the
family. Pls dnt laugh alone forward it to ur friends.

LordReed:
Sorry (not) to disappoint you and the FTC crew.

you already destroyed my urge to take it to front page

oh God
Trans wETIN ?

God suppose kill some people.



And to the guys.

Beware of who you sleep with, you may be screwing a man like you and not knowing .

This same Stella I toasted/ wooed but she said, I no rich, I no popular dat I can't afford Ferrari and she is here stealing a man.



Oleeeeeeeeee thief, can you be like d girl in Davido song dat don't want Ferrari or designer but my love.
I just pray no be weird mc I go settle for at last.

Insurgent will Ve become a thing of the past in Nigeria if love for masses reign in our Government heart.


Jonathan you can still make a change before Feb 2015

sambrow:
dats d prblem I av wit u ppl. Ur makin me hate APC

Sowi man.

say no to hatred and Yes to change

why north, why south why not west south north east 390degree

maybe you should stop imagining

So na d girl wey dey receive patoranking shot be this

she fine small but not as fine as weird mc

pushing car on wall or fetching water inside basket

oya clap for yourself.

weird mc dress better

no wonder a lot of girl are materialistic

Make you leave Jonathan for buhari to defeat.

I don't want political unrest if God no grant him second term.

let wait till February 2015 and kick him out with our vote

Dats good to know

Can you explain further

Dats lovely

wao dat cool.


see dis one, he wan make first to comment on his post

Tattooboy:
#teamGMB

you get mouth

He is one of the few not pastor not corrupt in Nigeria.

He once said he cant pray for Jonathan and pastors encourage corrupt leaders ( which is a true)

I wount be surprised if it true.

Obasanjo is a bad man but he has a boss that is baddder than the baddest, worser than the worsest

His name.................


Don't read dat English twice


Anyway buhari for change
Buhari for president.

slikcipher:
Dude seriously, when will you have sense? we know u are lazy and jobless, but at least try and gather small sense.

Maybe you can answer dat question yourself.

When will you start putting your brain online when quoting people.

Do you Ve to take dis serious as if your pocket money depends on it.


Me jobless, then you are suffering from Anapkelvic of the recessive domain lock in the brain.



Note: Am browsing from my office.



Ve u eaten today ??
post of an hungry idiat

henryobinna:
oga I know you're so pained but I wrote that after stumbling on your numerous dumb n illogical posts..


then surprisingly you said mathematics is boring...

can you shut your mouth and think with your head.

I don't think I should be talking to you.

Rapping with fools tends to make one one.

one last word for you.

Get a life dude

Almost all ladies don't want to climb the rock of struggling with a guy but they all want to eat the fruit of struggling.

Maybe because her blog is in jeopardy

LOVEGINO:
ganja aka intellectual

what no gods forbids

Nigeria politician are the richess politicians in Africa