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Oya @ tonto on ur wifi to share you small life............mtcheeeeeew I wonder ow that take concern workers for Osun

Yet the clueless governor said his administration has done great..........what an hyperbolic statement

Only fools will start spreading this

I surely lock my phone
My girl surely lock hers too
But the good news is that we shared the same password..........

****imagine I date you for 6months I don't knw ur password, meeh! U r capable of killing me

I surely lock my phone
My surely lock hers too
But the good news is that we shared the same password..........

****imagine I date you for 6months I don't knw ur password, meeh! U r capable of killing me

publicenemy:
Wow... He has more trophies than chelsea.

Hypocrites
People like you are Arsenal fan who opportuned to watch football in the early 21st century........rabbich

This mail was received last night, as the victim require an advise both medically and spiritually.
The story goes does.........
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Am a civil servant and single, abt 3 weeks ago during the fuel scarcity, while driving to my office, there was this beautiful lady I saw on the way pleading for a lift, I waited and picked her up, we had discussions, and I notice she was flirting with me, I had no problem with that am single anyway, we exchanged contact, and since that day where started chatting on whatsapp, after a week I ask her to pay me a visit which she accepted, the day she came I notice she doesn't look anywhere near the lady I had met in my car, the lady am seeing now is too beautiful and sexy in her dress, I was confused that I had to ask her of her name again, but i was shocked wen she mentioned ANITA, that was the 1st name she gave me the last tym we chat, I must say she's just too sexy........without wasting tym all the necessary conversation happened, and we ended up having s3x about three rounds, the 2nd thing I notice was that each time I ejaculate she always rush to the toilet, even wen am with the condom, well I see nothing in her action then, we finished and she said she will be back, I replied her I will be expecting.
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Now after 3days of the s3x stuff, I notice I always have a very strong erection every 3hrs which always lasted for 45mins......... It has been affecting me in my place of work as I can't walk around freely when am on dis demon, nowadays I had to wear two jeans to the office to suppress this strange erection but it seems it won't do. I've tried contacting anita but her number wouldn't just go since she left my house.
Pls my question is could dis be related to what I had with this lady ANITAL? Or is there any medical term that can define what am going through, am confused don't knw weather to visit the hospital or to seek spiritual help.
Pls I need serious advice from medical expert or pastors here

believer01:
i am a regular member on nairaland and i create this user to remain anonymous. i need mature guys and ladies to advise me on a way forward.
dont mind my grammar and typographical errors

i have been dating this guy since our 100level days in school, most people fear in school is that school relationships ends at the gate but our did'nt end at the gate. we went for youth service and still continue with our lovelife though the relationship was collapsing during service year but we built it up again and everything was okay after service. i happened to serve in his state and i was retained after service which makes us to start staying in the same town.
In school all our focus was to finish school, serve and get a good job. marriage was not really discussed cos i was thinking it was too early and since we were doing fine for 7years i believe marriage is inevitable (i hope that word is correctly use). there is one thing i discovered after service
1. he is not ready to talk about marriage not because he is tired of me or anything (cos i know i am one of the best things that has happened to him) but cos he believe he must have millions of naira in his account.
2. he believes the tradition of not marrying early in his family could also delay his marriage even though i have met almost all his family members.
3. he brings up quarrel or another issue when i bring up visiting my family even though he has met them twice.


my questions:
1. should i wait till "forever" when he will be ready to discuss/ready for the marriage?
2. i love him but now i have offers from different guys and i know the offers won't last forever(i have turn down 2 already). should i stay and pray he comes to his senses or leave him?
3. we are so closed to each other and understand each other so well that it will be difficult to understand anyone else like that.
4. am not against him having millions of naira but "money is never enough" his friends that are not as okay as himself are getting married already.
5. am not trying to rush him into marriage but how am i to know i won't regret waiting until when he will be ready? what if he leaves me after the long wait?

7years relationship now. plssss no insult we all do crazy things for love but we learn everyday and i believe this forum will give me the candid answer i seek

Young lady I will help you if you will help urself, now these are you will do
1st whenever you both are in good mood or u just have a good s3x, probably early in the morning, cos male hate night discussion, ask him these questions (1). Baby in two years time what would you like to achieve or accomplish, (2).how many children would like to have? (3). What would you do if u discover sm1 proposed marriage to me?

Baby I swear if only he answered those question with sincerity am dam sure u will have your answers............... Guys can be funny sometimes for him to have dated you for 7yrs, dam I must hav saw smtin in u, believe me*****and one more thing make sure he doesn't sees you often, make him miss you if only he does, make him long for something abt you.
Goodluck I cherish pipu like you, uve waited so much so you deserve much from him, as for others saying you should leave him just because sm1 out there is proposing to you, they are males such decision is very easy for males to decide pls don't carry out such advise.

But that's nothing else but a family of fools..........now they grown up to be the likes of ORUBEBE always kicking against discipline

@Op young man am Estate student with experience this my advice for you.
1st get rid of any form of fear when u hear anytin court, cos u ain't a criminal, its just a mere civil proceedings.
2nd the copy given to you hope you didn't signed it? And there must a copy with them that u signed on collection of the back dated quit notice, if by any chance they don't have a signed copy signed by you with them, then they will surely loose out in court, and I sense if an Estate manager was the 1 that serves you that letter, its nothing but another form of treat used this days by Estate agent, such proof can't stand in court of law, they surely ask them the signed copy of ur quit notice, I personally I've served different people quit notice letter, and make sure we printed two copies one for the lessee (Tenant) and other for the lessor (landlord) which must both must be signed by the tenant and the landlord. So once ur signature is not on both then you are entitled to 6month freedom, they also get punished for back dating such a letter.
My advice for you is that u should call them now that you are ready to meet at court, as uve can't acknowledge the quit letter notice for the stipulated date.

pretydiva:
I belong 2 d 1st group#fact#

HYPERBOLE

WILL DEMAND FOR A DNA TEST

I beg you be shettima among these dudes, and again na sambisa forest dem hhav the G7 sumit?

Cc: ishlove On a scale of 1-10 rate the sincerity of those questions u answered

Private message to ishlove: can I have your BB pin?

U are only person that doesn't know u r a clown

No pinsure of him?

It may sounds funny but the dude is serious........*davido* 2.1 I fear oooo

Thank you all for ur sincere advices, smtin big is about to happen today

how long can you last without brushing ur teeth?
There is this person I visited for 1week, and I notice during those period he never brushed, and I was wondering how long can sm pipu go
*i remember the last I go, was wen I had 3days fasting, we were given instruction not to brush* life was like hell for me then, thou I use water clean mouth small oooo

margin of two, den bar me from nairaland for two years......@ Lala[/quote]Am here to quote you for this

****Pls warning before you read, I want you to
knw this is type on a mobile phone, and again I
plead with you pls and pls try and finish reading
this story before your comments thanks........***
Without wasting much of time this is my story
I was at a bar very close to my place of work,
with the major motive of getting drunk, I had
always visit the bar each time I remember wat d
doctor told me, 3yrs ago, dat I may not be able
to father a child with my low sperm count, I knw
within me dat I've wasted lots of my sperm, in
some useless relationships, before deciding to
get married so I assume its my punishment, I
taught of dis statement several tym only for me
to end up getting drunk, another thing that
captured my peace is conceding with d doctor
not to tell my wife, the woman that came into
my life when I had nothing, she accepted me just
for the sake of love, no matter how hard I tried
to show her the love she deserved, this piece of
secret wouldn't just let me, now its been 4yrs
after, she hasn't knw yet, hmmmmmm! I was
abt to finish d 6th bottle of my beer when I felt a
hand touching me, I looked back to see a young
beautiful lady telling me something I can't really
comprehend, d only thing my brain could
translate was that she's so beautiful and light
skinned, she came closer, picked something on
the floor which I studied carefully happen to be
my car key, hey thanks I manage to collect the
key frm her, she looked at my hand and return
her face back to my eyes then said "u r married
nd yet u find pleasure drinking dis much, are u
having issues u would like to discuss?" I looked
at her, if only she had knw my intentions, if only
she's knws hw I wish to talk it out wt sm1,
without relenting I offer her the next seat, then
speak out everything in me, she felt sorry for
me, she asked if I could drive myself home, I
manage to say yes only for me to stand up frm d
chair and fell back to the seat, she picked d car
key and helped me out of the bar, I notice I was
at the back seat of the moving car, then I slept
off, I woke up in the morning looking confused
and shocked wen I saw her beside me unclad, I
woke her up, then asked where we were, she
said its her room, she couldn't allow me to drive
alone after the discussion, and she asked me
several tymz my address but I wouldn't wake up
frm my slumber to say smtin sensible enuf, then
I asked her y she was unclad, had smtin
happened btw us, there she started, that she
was lonely and depressed that was the reason
she came to the bar in the 1st place, she just quit
her relationship of 15 months wt her overseas
boifrnd, when she received his wedding pictures
and a letter frm him begging her to forgive him
as he has to marry the white lady for him to able
to stay abroad after his visa has expired, that he
would definitely come back for her, she
narrated, she was confused and wanted get
drunk too, when she met me at the bar, hearing
this made me felt sorry for her too..... After all
this conversation we ended up having another 2
rounds of sex, then we both decided to call it a
quit as she knws am married and I knw her bf
may come for her anytime too....but we both
really helped each other to get off the thinking
stress that very day, we exchanged num, her
name was so sweet to save on my contact
(Adesewa) remembering my wife could be
asking strange question if I used that name, I
quickly changed it to (my Boss) and I left for
home. I met my wife waiting all night for me, I
immediately lied that I went for an urgent
meeting with my client in another city, and my
batry went down to make a call, I apologized,
then she gave me a hug, she stepped back and
looked at me, then said darling u looked rough,
did u by any chance get into drinking again, she
has warned me never to take alcohol anymore, I
left her and went inside the rest room, my heart
filled wt remorse nd regret, I love her very much,
several times I think ow life would be witout her,
two weeks after my meeting wt Adesewa, I saw
her missed calls, I was wondering why she
would call me 1st, could it be that she wanted
more of wat we did? But we've agreed it was a
coincidence, I tried to wave it off my mind and
continue my work, I got home to met my wife
packing some clothes inside her traveling box,
was curious and asked what's going on, she
smiled and said hav u forgotten next week is my
sisters wedding ceremony? Ooooo My God I
screamed, darling I've forgotten, am sorry so u
will be leaving for the preparation? She replied
yes, the following day she left it was a 7hours
traveling. Since its been 2days she hav left I try
to ceased d opportunity to call adesewa back to
see to the reason for her missed calls weeks
ago, I dialed her num, she picked up greeted me
then said we need to talk but where she is now,
she can't speak freely, I asked if we can meet @
bar she said she had traveled for an occasion of
one of her old frnd, dat she will be back next
week, I dropped the call, thinking of wat she
could want to talk about, or she want to
blackmailed me? No she has a nice job than to
involve herself in black mailing, while waiting
patiently for both adesewa and my wife to return
back to the city, I heard my phone ringing, it was
my wife, she sounded so excited, I asked her
what happened she said "honey I just met an old
skul frnd I lost her contact 4yrs ago, I can't even
believe we were staying in the same city all dis
while, we will be coming home together to meet
you" oooh! I replied her wt same excitement,
she once told me her regret in life was not
remembering her old frnd num offhand, she did
sometin great for her, that she can't forget, I
asked her wat did she do for you to hav said
that? She always end up saying its school stuff
jare. After droping the call I received another call
45mins after it was Adesewa, I picked it, she
went straight to the point, "hello Tunji am
4weeks pregnant and u r responsible for it, what
do u want to do with it?" Yeeeeee! I wanted to
scream, I wanted to laugh, but I can't just
believed her like that, the doctor said I can't
father a child, how come? She was still waiting
for my ans on the phone, wen she added that if I
didn't believe her, she wouldn't mind to
terminate it before its too late, there I shouted
pls don't do that, give me some time to think it
over, she said she will only give me a week, after
then she won't wait before she terminate the
pregnancy, has she's not ready to settle down
with a married man.
Two days after I my wife called she's on her way,
so I shud wait for her at home, my heart started
pounding, if only this pregnancy was for my wife
I would hav been the happiest person by nw, I
reasoned with my mind could it be true, does it
mean I cn nw father a child? Can I keep dis away
frm my wife? Hmmmm so after hours of
thinking I decided I must keep the secret away
frm my wife no matter wat happens, then later I
will figure out wat to do wt Adesewa issue, I was
in the middle of this thinking wen I head a car
driving in the compound, it must hav been my
wife, I sensed frm the car horn, I immediately
adjusted, she shouted Honey am back frm the
corridor, I opened the door believe me I was
about to collapse wen I saw my wife wt Adesewa
smiling and laughing seriously ,we both looked
shocked seeing each other, my wife said honey
this is that my old school frnd I lost her contact,
my wife came closer to me, saying honey she
was the one that helped me with my final paper
exam wen i suddenly fall sick 2hrs to the exam,
adesewa sat for me to make me graduate that
year, making her to hav an extra year has she
finished mine before writing her own paper that
day and time wasn't on her side to finish 2
questions on time............ She noticed as she
was talking both of us were full of tears,
Adesewa what's wrong? She asked? But sewa
can't manage to say anything, than to rush out of
the house, my wife turned to me, Tunji do u knw
her smwhere? I said yes, but dis silly tears
spoiled the own drama, it kept rushing
out........she was confused, I told her to give
more time to settle down my brain, its been
3days now, my wife has been waiting patiently
for an explanation, Adesewa has refused to
picked my calls,..........am confused who to settle
matter with first my wife or the woman with my
first child, as I don't knw wat Adesewa might end
up doing with the pregnancy. This is my story
only a mutured advice can't help me, what
should I do? Should I visit Adesewa 1st and settle
with her or her my wife 1st
Will my wife understand my relationship wt
Adesewa was an accident?
*Just confused*
That this point what should be my priority

So inshort now we should repent and die?
Sep 23, wen me never get near marrying, what should we the virgins do now, we should that enjoying it before we die been virgin