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SportsRe: Riyad Mahrez Set To Join Manchester City by Holocene(m): 12:53am On Jul 04, 2018
JayKayMaybachz:
Raheem Sterling & Bernardo Silva

It seems Pep wants to sell Sterling
Sterling gave him the League last season, he wouldn't be that dumb
TravelRe: 6 Common Things We Do That Cause Accident While Driving by Holocene(m): 8:40am On Jul 03, 2018
Looking at big nyash in tight jeans....that gets me always grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: #BloodOnTheFlag: Celebrities, Others Protest Killings In Nigeria With Graphic Ph by Holocene(m): 11:18am On Jul 02, 2018
But that babe bobbi big sha....I go turn to dracula make I sick something grin[left][/left] grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Holocene(m): 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2018
Dyt:
Yes sir
To you men
Its wrong

Not gonna do this with you
Y'all win
Oh my, first time I have ever won against a woman. You are rare breed.
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Holocene(m): 9:10pm On Jul 01, 2018
Dyt:
I wouldn't know
I read the chat and didn't see nothing to cause a fuse

She said she was cranky
Turned gourmand

And the guy asked why
She said she thinks its ovulation

That was it
Nothing more

**rolls eyes****
Ok, let's imagine you see your boyfriend or husband discussing about his erection and payload volume with another lady who ain't a doctor or healthcare professional at best....then you would come here and raise hell over his head...
What is fuckeddup is fuckeddup...stop rubbing anointing oil over it to make sell. grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Holocene(m): 8:33pm On Jul 01, 2018
Dyt:
Not every man.takes life the hard way

There could be reasons for getting to that
You eat too much
You are moody
Your look terrible

Casual discussions

Flips hair
Lol, is he a doctor or a nurse?
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Holocene(m): 7:50pm On Jul 01, 2018
Trust the women to defend one of their own. The things women of these days do and try to hook it up to a dude really scares the poo outta me. What sane woman will discuss period and ovulation with another man who ain't hitting that asss. Bruv, don't be misled and intimidated into getting married like say na one big trophy.

Marriage is not a one day thing, it a a lifetime and if you make the mistake initially, it's a lifetime of regrets. NEVER MARRY OUTTA PITY.
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Holocene(m): 5:23pm On Jul 01, 2018
Bruv, pls wait till the baby is born before you put a ring on that finger. Never be cajoled into marrying someone you ain't sure of.
She might have concluded you are comfortable and wants a piece of that life and would go any extent to hook you up with pregnancy.

My one cent grin grin
CareerRe: Is My Job A Scam!!!!? by Holocene(m): 6:28pm On Jun 30, 2018
Naija companies and their bullshit. Just thank God say they are paying you at least. Some would only give you TF every month and work you like a slave. Naija tire me. grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Guy Stops Petrol Station In His Area From Collecting "Keg Charges" by Holocene(m): 5:14pm On Jun 30, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?
Are you for real?
CareerRe: Valentine Ewudo Works With His Mother In The Same US Hospital by Holocene(m): 1:07pm On Jun 29, 2018
Who da Bleep said he was a doctor? No be RN de his badge sohuh?? grin grin grin grin grin grin
EventsRe: Beautiful Lady Joins The Groomsmen Squad Looking Enchanting (photo) by Holocene(m): 8:07am On Jun 28, 2018
youngberry001:
Mehn if does 3 guys handly dat girl nah died street to d underworld cheesy
Is that all you can think about? "Handle ko, kandle ni"
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Holocene(m): 3:32am On Jun 28, 2018
The only difference between the African-Americans and the folks in Africa is just the accent. Kids of Nigerian parents born in the US eventually morph into the American system and would rather be called Americans than Nigerians. Only the names give them off sometimes. grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Killings In Zamfara More Than The Numbers In Plateau And Benue - Buhari by Holocene(m): 8:46am On Jun 27, 2018
Honestly this guy is a big waste of our collective responsibility
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Programmed To Refuse Sex If She’s Bored Or Disrespected by Holocene(m): 10:19pm On Jun 25, 2018
Why would I buy it if it would tell me NO.....bad market for this programmer
CelebritiesRe: "Fence Your Pool" - Fans Tell Timaya Following The Sad Occurrence Of Dbanj's Son by Holocene(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2018
Can't they see the chain fence separating the pool from main building? Now everyone don turn to Adviser Nowamagbe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Police To Question D'banj's Family On The Death Of His Son by Holocene(m): 9:59pm On Jun 25, 2018
Dude is lucky this is in Nigeria. He could have gone to jail for 2nd degree murder in the US.

Naija police wan just use style show say dem still de around grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Lagos Airport: Immigration Imposes $90 Visa-on-arrival Charge On Foreigners by Holocene(m): 9:29pm On Jun 25, 2018
earnvest:
Something tells me that company might belong to a certain former governor of Lagos State. Which way Naija?

Nigerians should expect the same from other countries they visit now.
Truth is that it wouldn't affect the people who put this shitt in place cos they would pay off with looted funds. Na the poor people go suffer am.
I don tire for this country.
TravelRe: Lagos Airport: Immigration Imposes $90 Visa-on-arrival Charge On Foreigners by Holocene(m): 9:28pm On Jun 25, 2018
erico2k2:
Highest Scam, I will see if this is asked for at teh PHC airport wen I land!these guys just look for ways to make money
Lol....baba you must pay oh. You no resemble Nigerian again oh... grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Lagos Airport: Immigration Imposes $90 Visa-on-arrival Charge On Foreigners by Holocene(m): 8:46pm On Jun 25, 2018
erico2k2:
The thing fear me, how will I pay for VISA and then still pay for something else, that $90 should be added to the visa fee at country of Visa application
And they were smart enough to take it away from the Immigration people. So why do we even have an Immigration Service in this country if a private firm can now do the job of immigration.
And WTF is enrollment service, abi them wan begin pay foreigner bursaryhuh grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Lagos Airport: Immigration Imposes $90 Visa-on-arrival Charge On Foreigners by Holocene(m): 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2018
Lol...this country no go kill me with laugh.
Even government don begin do Yahoo Yahoo.. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Nasera Love Kamara Shares Her Topless Photo Online. See Reactions by Holocene(m): 8:37pm On Jun 25, 2018
chyka33:
I don't understand.E get anything wey she dey share
Proverbs are the palm oil with which words are eaten grin grin grin
CrimeRe: 2 Brothers Disarm Armed Robber After Gun Failed, Hand Him Over To Police. Photos by Holocene(m): 8:34pm On Jun 25, 2018
So someone can be shot for a mere bag. I don't pity criminals when they are caught.
Waste a life for bag embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Nasera Love Kamara Shares Her Topless Photo Online. See Reactions by Holocene(m): 8:18pm On Jun 25, 2018
Forget that thing. Na somebody still de collect for this one body grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: NCC To Increase Price Of Data To 250MB For N1000 by Holocene(m): 9:28am On Jun 25, 2018
Lol....the govt wants to reduce the way una de use 10mb take de course them for nairaland.... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



Finally sha, the govt is stupid
CelebritiesRe: US Rapper, Camron Showers Praises On His Babymama As He Gets Her A Range Rover by Holocene(m): 7:37pm On Jun 24, 2018
A strong mama. The son doesn't look like a thug though. I wonder how he would have been if he was raised by his daddy...probably got a stint of jail under his wings.

Abeg make I do born pikin, getting old
RomanceRe: American Woman Dating Nigerian Man! Please Help!! by Holocene(m): 6:22pm On Jun 24, 2018
It's funny how the OP made it a Nigerian affair. He has lived more in the US than in Nigeria so he is obviously more american than Nigerian. There are crazies everywhere and it isn't an American or Nigerian thing. Your man needs help and you need to get out of that relationship. No sane man lays his hands on a woman
CelebritiesRe: Purfcie Conna: I Am Okay With Sex Scenes by Holocene(m): 4:55am On Jun 24, 2018
swave7:
Be like say you don get some kain experience. You can tell us bros
Lol, abeg make I no spoil you. grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Kogi Pastor Kills Prostitute For Rituals, Buries Her Parts In His Altar (Photo) by Holocene(m): 3:23am On Jun 24, 2018
This life sef. Bit who else noticed that human sacrifice is steadily on the increase the past 10 years. It wasn't as bad as this when we were lil kids.
CelebritiesRe: Sky B Involved In A Car Accident (Photos) by Holocene(m): 8:21pm On Jun 23, 2018
This bros that year. Music no pay so he joined niggas to collect amnesty money. Ayi kpererere
CrimeRe: Ritualist Caught, Beaten And Burnt In Ijebu Ode (Graphic Photo) by Holocene(m): 8:18pm On Jun 23, 2018
Please this kind of pics should be covered up with graphics. What are we showing off to the rest of the world who come in here looking for news about Nigeria.


Seun pls do something about this
CelebritiesRe: Xxxtentacion Bought 4 Houses For Family Members Weeks Before His Murder by Holocene(m): 7:48pm On Jun 23, 2018
ikemesit4477:
So sad! But the guy was too rough!
Bros all na strategy to make music sell.

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