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Misplaced priorities. Welcome to United Muslim Nation of Nigeristan |
Who is gonna manage these buses. They will get small issue and nobody will fix it till it finds it way to the scrap yard. Naija govt got no experience with maintenance of public utilities. Look at how Abj stadium has fallen so bad that we now use Uyo new stadium as national stadium for games |
Na for their pocket oh.....watin concern me |
Worst governor ever in Kogi... We kinda deserve the kind of government we get sha....person go open eyes go vote for Buhari and expect growth and development.. |
Watin wan carry me go Arab land to look for money. |
This one go soon decamp. |
Wike go subdue that one. Wike my man |
Don't worry...a bigger looter will loot it from the looter. Naija is where dog chop dog |
This one no be your normal aboki....looks more Arabian than naija....no wonder he is that smart. Reminds me of the previous minister for environment. |
I had a dude always trying to rub my dry chest as an 8 year old boy. I couldn't tell anyone but I still get mad when I remember the incident. Happened like 4 times though. |
Lol.....make them see you drop pure water sachet and you go see say all na dagbo |
You'll made us proud... Good job girls . |
All na hustle oh.....as far as you no kill or use jazz, make e pay for them... |
I drive a 25k 2016 Camry. Very humble dude. |
Na small boys heart heart girls de carry play Koso. I doubt any girl can make me fall like that out of the blues. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything ![]() |
I no de hear anyone talking about tribal sentiments again ![]() |
I thought it was Havard University but its Howard University.....choi....congrats to the bobo sha, e no easy |
blackaxe78:What about this?
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The difference between Naija and Akata...In Niaja shows, all I see are guys, in Akata, na babes go carry you for head... Babes wouldn't go to these jam packed shows cos some guys with too much kongi go wan begin press bobbi |
Shebi she be hausa girl na...dog no de chop dog na |
Make una leave am....na this type de collect HIV for free. Karma is a biatch |
Lol....you ain't sorry for nothing.... You only sorry because you got caught.... Forget the babe and move on with your life |
I de laugh una....S ou me will come here and say "Nigerians are too dirty, but same niggas will drink water, chop kpekere, and just toss the nylon and empty can outta the window so they don't have trash inside their car. Charity begins with you.... |
This country tire me. Every riff raff is now an expert on tribal bashing. If a white dude call you nigga, you go de vex, but cannot tolerate the name of someone from the same country as you who share the same language group as you and skin colour. The only time Nigerians don't look at tribal names is when the Super Eagles are winning. |
I saw the list and we pack strikers full like say we be Barca. Remember if you aint got a good defence and midfield, then we will crash out especially against teams who sit back and strike on the counter offensive. |
I guess this one was abused by their house girl when he was young. Keep being stupid, na your life sha |
This is sickening. You budget money for a road, move in contractors and equipment, then abandon it leaving ot worse than it was. What kind of mind do our rulers have sef. These ain't leaders but rulers cos they are all about their own personal agenda which is money making. I weep for the black race in Africa. |
Saraki has lived a big boy life since he was born. Son of a governor, was a governor for 8 years, and also a Senate President for 4 years with all the perks and money involved. Why do we always like to yarb people as if we are better. Nobody said any shit when Obama finished his 8 years and stepped down. He even started going to public secondary schools to talk to kids. Let's grow up and use our upper jare. |
Women use cars terribly in my opinion. Start and go. All they do is tell when you don't allow them change lanes but they would never allow you change lanes rather they would speed up. Banker used may be due to the fact that they work long hours and barely use it, and also need the car to be in good shape so they can catch chicks ![]() |
festacman:Only if the police can afford it. This one is payment for life if it was in a developed country where things work. People de beg make dem rape dem here sef so they fit hammer. |
Absolute nonsense. So did you buy fuel for the driver? |
I have driven under a barrage of hail stones but I swear they were not as large as this. You better have good insurance coverage or you're fuckeddd |