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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Reactions As MURIC Calls For Ban Of TV Show Over Sex, Kissing, Romance by Holocene(m): 3:41pm On Jul 12, 2019
Misplaced priorities. Welcome to United Muslim Nation of Nigeristan
TravelRe: Ondo Government Acquires 200 Buses For Mass Transit (Photos) by Holocene(m): 3:39pm On Jul 12, 2019
Who is gonna manage these buses. They will get small issue and nobody will fix it till it finds it way to the scrap yard.

Naija govt got no experience with maintenance of public utilities. Look at how Abj stadium has fallen so bad that we now use Uyo new stadium as national stadium for games
CelebritiesRe: 10 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became Stars From Reality Shows by Holocene(m): 3:36pm On Jul 12, 2019
Na for their pocket oh.....watin concern me
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello Playing With His Family (Photos) by Holocene(m): 3:35pm On Jul 12, 2019
Worst governor ever in Kogi...

We kinda deserve the kind of government we get sha....person go open eyes go vote for Buhari and expect growth and development..
CrimeRe: "They Sexually Harass Me Daily" — Nigerian Woman Stranded In Oman Cries Out by Holocene(m): 8:37am On Jul 06, 2019
Watin wan carry me go Arab land to look for money.
PoliticsRe: Hon. Wole Oke Expresses Shock Over His Suspension By NWC of the PDP by Holocene(m): 8:36am On Jul 06, 2019
This one go soon decamp.
PoliticsRe: Anambra, Rivers Get New Police Commissioners by Holocene(m): 8:35am On Jul 06, 2019
Wike go subdue that one. Wike my man
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Temporary Forfeiture Of Diezani’s $40m Jewelery, Gold Iphone by Holocene(m): 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2019
Don't worry...a bigger looter will loot it from the looter. Naija is where dog chop dog
EducationRe: Umaru Shehu, Biography Of First Professor Emeritus In Northern Nigeria (photos) by Holocene(m): 6:49pm On Jul 05, 2019
This one no be your normal aboki....looks more Arabian than naija....no wonder he is that smart.
Reminds me of the previous minister for environment.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Holocene(m): 11:58am On Jul 01, 2019
I had a dude always trying to rub my dry chest as an 8 year old boy. I couldn't tell anyone but I still get mad when I remember the incident. Happened like 4 times though.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Clean Up Ikeja As It Celebrates Army Day (Photos) by Holocene(m): 10:11pm On Jun 29, 2019
Lol.....make them see you drop pure water sachet and you go see say all na dagbo
SportsRe: Super Falcons Arrive Nigeria After Being Knocked Out Of FIFA Women's World Cup by Holocene(m): 10:30pm On Jun 24, 2019
You'll made us proud...

Good job girls

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CelebritiesRe: Woman Blasts Regina Daniels, Her Mother & Ned Nwoko by Holocene(m): 5:36pm On Jun 22, 2019
All na hustle oh.....as far as you no kill or use jazz, make e pay for them...
SportsRe: Top 10 Premier League Stars Who Drive Reasonably Priced Cars by Holocene(m): 11:04am On Jun 18, 2019
I drive a 25k 2016 Camry. Very humble dude.
RomanceRe: Lady Loses Her Boyfriend To Another Lady After Twitter Bet by Holocene(m): 11:01am On Jun 18, 2019
Na small boys heart heart girls de carry play Koso. I doubt any girl can make me fall like that out of the blues. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France: FIFA Women's World Cup (0 - 1) Full Time by Holocene(m): 9:31pm On Jun 17, 2019
I no de hear anyone talking about tribal sentiments again grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: Meet Olumide Olulade, Medical Graduate From Howard University by Holocene(m): 6:57pm On Jun 17, 2019
I thought it was Havard University but its Howard University.....choi....congrats to the bobo sha, e no easy
CelebritiesRe: Father's Day: Nadia Buari & Husband Kiss As Their Daughter Watches (Photo) by Holocene(m): 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
blackaxe78:
Jim Iyke really missed a great opportunity!



More reasons he is roaming the Earth single.
What about this?

CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Ibile Performs In University Of Uyo, Students Carry Him Up (Photos) by Holocene(m): 3:35pm On Jun 16, 2019
The difference between Naija and Akata...In Niaja shows, all I see are guys, in Akata, na babes go carry you for head...

Babes wouldn't go to these jam packed shows cos some guys with too much kongi go wan begin press bobbi
TravelRe: Fulani Man Helps A Stranded Lady & Her Friends In Jos (Photos) by Holocene(m): 9:16pm On Jun 15, 2019
Shebi she be hausa girl na...dog no de chop dog na
CrimeRe: MC Truth Accused Of Drugging, Raping, Robbing And Assaulting Lady by Holocene(m): 3:44pm On Jun 15, 2019
Make una leave am....na this type de collect HIV for free.
Karma is a biatch
RomanceRe: I'm About To Lose My Fiancee, Please Help by Holocene(m): 3:43pm On Jun 15, 2019
Lol....you ain't sorry for nothing.... You only sorry because you got caught....

Forget the babe and move on with your life
PoliticsRe: Filth In Lagos Gutters by Holocene(m): 3:41pm On Jun 15, 2019
I de laugh una....S ou me will come here and say "Nigerians are too dirty, but same niggas will drink water, chop kpekere, and just toss the nylon and empty can outta the window so they don't have trash inside their car.


Charity begins with you....
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Appoints 8 Special Advisers (See Names) by Holocene(m): 3:37pm On Jun 15, 2019
This country tire me. Every riff raff is now an expert on tribal bashing. If a white dude call you nigga, you go de vex, but cannot tolerate the name of someone from the same country as you who share the same language group as you and skin colour.

The only time Nigerians don't look at tribal names is when the Super Eagles are winning.
SportsRe: Nigeria To Play Offensive Football In Egypt - Gernot Rohr by Holocene(m): 3:33pm On Jun 15, 2019
I saw the list and we pack strikers full like say we be Barca. Remember if you aint got a good defence and midfield, then we will crash out especially against teams who sit back and strike on the counter offensive.
RomanceRe: It Gives Me Pleasure When A Woman Makes Me Her Slave-nigerian Man Cries For Help by Holocene(m): 3:32pm On Jun 15, 2019
I guess this one was abused by their house girl when he was young. Keep being stupid, na your life sha
TravelRe: Isawo Road, Lagos In Worst Condition (Photos) by Holocene(m): 3:31pm On Jun 15, 2019
This is sickening. You budget money for a road, move in contractors and equipment, then abandon it leaving ot worse than it was. What kind of mind do our rulers have sef.

These ain't leaders but rulers cos they are all about their own personal agenda which is money making.

I weep for the black race in Africa.
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Meets Masai Ujiri, President Of Toronto Raptors In Canada by Holocene(m): 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2019
Saraki has lived a big boy life since he was born. Son of a governor, was a governor for 8 years, and also a Senate President for 4 years with all the perks and money involved.

Why do we always like to yarb people as if we are better. Nobody said any shit when Obama finished his 8 years and stepped down. He even started going to public secondary schools to talk to kids.

Let's grow up and use our upper jare.
Car TalkRe: Does It Matter If A Used Car Was Used By A Woman? by Holocene(m): 8:49pm On Jun 13, 2019
Women use cars terribly in my opinion. Start and go. All they do is tell when you don't allow them change lanes but they would never allow you change lanes rather they would speed up.

Banker used may be due to the fact that they work long hours and barely use it, and also need the car to be in good shape so they can catch chicks
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CrimeRe: Chetachi Onwume Rapes Hotel Worker Who Came To Serve Him Food In Abuja by Holocene(m): 7:08pm On Jun 13, 2019
festacman:
Police should collect sample of the semen and do DNA test to bring the Rivers State ANIMAL to book for violating a helpless young Nigerian citizen and destroying her psychologically . The hotel should cooperate or shut down.
Only if the police can afford it. This one is payment for life if it was in a developed country where things work. People de beg make dem rape dem here sef so they fit hammer.
CrimeRe: Off-duty Lastma official deflates driver’s tyres for asking him to pay(Video) by Holocene(m): 2:23pm On Jun 13, 2019
Absolute nonsense. So did you buy fuel for the driver?
TravelRe: Hailstones Damaged Dozens Of Cars And Several Buildings In Romania by Holocene(m): 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2019
I have driven under a barrage of hail stones but I swear they were not as large as this. You better have good insurance coverage or you're fuckeddd

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