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SMALLPENIS: what is this one saying?

Lorlaahlozz: I can't play this game,because I don't know how to lie

Spaxon: ..lol.. I bet datz no lie... Lmao

deolama: I know somebody who did his for 3wks so, don't judge with mine.

deolama: I applied January and received it in April. So not recent.

deolama: Saqa didn't reply my mails too. One of the easiest and fastest ways of getting to them is through twitter. They respond in less than 20 mind and it is a good way to follow up.
If ur application is suspended the problem usually is from the school and not them.



Pls who knows what grade WAEC is in South Africa.

Emasel: Bro,how far?
Have u heard from SAQA since then. I still haven't gotten notification from them and they don't reply mails either.

holusormi: you have to be intelligent to fully use and appreciate what apple has got to offer
bro, sell ur ipad and go buy tecno,, ull see many dummiesss that u can share your knowledge with. however, if you are willing to stfu and be a good boy, ill help you drive your apple device to heights you never imagined in your wildest dreams free of fuk**ng charge,,

fyi... apple can do virtually all what the moronic op posted, the only thing apple doesn't have is external sd card slot and even if people buy external sd card, dem wan buy pass 4gb , 8gb and 16gb ?? and apple has it as inbuilt memory, so it means apple will be definitely faster when loading apps

imagine the mumu op blaspheming that apple doesn't have app integration with operating system ...biatchh,, stfu!!! do you even know what app integration means ,, fyi, apple makes their own o.s and their hardware, that is why apple's seamless integration is the best in the world, followed by blackberry,, dont even get me started abeg,, i just dey reach ouse from church

judaboom: SEE NEW EBOLA INFO : http://thesagemusicgroup..nl/2014/08/ebola-meet-nigerian-doctor-stopped.html

Chimax15: NAME: chimax
COUNTRY: Nigeria
DATE OF BIRTH: 15th sept.199..
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
-Catching lizards, snakes and taking
hyenas for
walk;
-Catching bullets with bare hands.
MY RECORD:
-Killed superman;
-Skinned a crocodile alive;
-Held my breath under water for 2months.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-The very first man to walk on the sun;
-Fluent in 10,565 languages.
SILLY THINGS DONE:
-Drank the red sea dry;
-Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
-Couldn't kill 1,000 lions with a single
punch, only killed 999
instantly, then tamed the last one.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really dont like to brag
PS - That's for those always asking via
Pm 'can I know you
more'... now you know...

emeraldoe: ceaserean section- delivery tru an incision made on d abdominal wall . Catheter- a tube inserted into d vagina to assist urination. I explained it to u cos i tink u dont knw wot google is. *ready for blows*

eagleeye2: how young are you?

emeraldoe: Wen i had a Ceaserean section, a male doctor inserted the urinary catheter. Twas professional, no qualms abt dat

edozie04: There was a time that I went to the hospital when I was having muscle and chest pain then went to the consulting room to see the doctor,immediately I saw this doctor everything about me froze,this doctor was just so beautiful that mere seeing her alone made the pains to go,I later did tell her that I had muscle and chest pain but miraculously the pains are no longer there at the sight of her,till today the only woman that I have seen more beautiful than her is merieam16,my nairaland crush,but sha two days later the pains came back and even worse,@ d end I prefer male doctors cus of tat event then

thorpido: Na today....e don tey!