₦airaland Forum

LebenNG:
i remember vividly when i was in school in a city with just 3 letters which starts with U. After having hectic lectures that ended around 5-6 that day, i decided to go to a shopping mall to get all my provisions for the month.

During schooling, i made sure i have my personal intentions of going to church whenever i get back from school, cos i stayed in a hostel. That day i came back late and tired so i did not go to church as usual. So after buying all my things at the mall i decided to flag down one keke like that.

There were just two guys at the back so i entered last(sitting outer). All of a sudden, the driver stopped, The guy sitting in the middle had to get down, of which he did, so we continued our journey. Then again, the keke man stopped, this same guy entered again, which made me automatically sit in the middle. I was just unsuspecting of anything. They started enticing me with expensive clothes, shoes and bags that is kept in some warehouse, one was speaking french the other one was interpreting to me in the local dialect. I just sat and not utter a word, as a sharp lagos brought up, we were always warned not to put mouth in wetin no concern us. So as were still moving, the guy speaking dialect to me after seeing i did not even respond to him at all, thinking prolly i was new in town or don't know the language, immediately told the keke driver to drive straight to the 'warehouse' without my consent. That was when i shouted and spoke very aggressive to the driver, i said "if i slap your head from back you go carry me go main gate, abi you dey mad?". Dear Brethren in Christ,you needed to see how this keke man packed by the side of the road and ordered me to come down with immediate effect, and hurled all sorts of names at me at drove off...though i was pained because they dropped me just half my journey and it was getting dark, but i was happy and grateful because the devil missed me. They were about taking me down the airport road if not for my stern hesitation. We need to be careful.

Brightale:
So soon, maybe he is known for not liking corpse preservation, as per the muslims way.
RIP pastor

Holycity:
This is the chat Uduak Akpan has with the girl but she didn't see, when she saw it, it was late and she had already gotten a job else were

AntiAPC2023:
same uyo wey I dey?
you must be joking

nedekid:
The only guy I know that resides in Abuja, but from Benue claims to be a "we" and makes barbeque vulture meat.
Seems people with such discription, their ways are not always pure.

goryorhal:
Where is your location ?