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Business / Re: Setting Up a Cyber-cafe: What Does It Take? by holyghost(m): 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2006
not yet but may be in 6months time
Computers / Re: How Do I Get Bandwidth Via SAT-3? (NITEL Wholesale Internet Services) by holyghost(m): 8:15pm On Mar 13, 2006
in fact nitel exchange "D" and "E" at broad street are next street to my cafe
Computers / Re: How Do I Get Bandwidth Via SAT-3? (NITEL Wholesale Internet Services) by holyghost(m): 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2006
well you should know better i gave u my phone and email
why not come to my cafe and have a fill of what is true and lie
i have no time to waste let alone giving u my Gsm line to call

all am doing here is pure marketing (is it just the SAT-3 that scares u or the price of the system or the cost of setup?

well Nigerians doubt any thing that is stress free
cos they have been stress institutionalised by the Government and it's policies

well SAT- 3 does not mean you have to die 3times to pay for it.
it is the technology that made it cheap so get the gains ow before it becomes band wagon affair
come to my cafe@ Lagos Island
No 3-7 Daily times Building behind 1st Bank Head office off Marina
or call me when you are at 1st bank gate
Computers / Re: How Do I Get Bandwidth Via SAT-3? (NITEL Wholesale Internet Services) by holyghost(m): 1:07am On Mar 04, 2006
I market Broadband internet conections as well as bandwidth and IPs

I setup office or home users @70,000 cost of equipment no more no less and 24/7montly subscriton @=N=11,000


i can set you up an Fully active cafe with just =N=280,000 Link and 10systems of PIII with 5web cams how? very easy like reading ABC in the university
well, let's get down

the total cost for equipment and installations is @ =N=150,000
the cost of 10 PIII systems is @=N=13,000
and Five(5) web cam @ =N= 2,000
total = =N=280,000

then montly subscription @=N= 60,000

contact for details samholyghost@gmail.com
080 34 73 23 23
Business / Re: Setting Up a Cyber-cafe: What Does It Take? by holyghost(m): 12:55am On Mar 04, 2006
ruky_ivy:

What do i need to set up a standard cybercafe

@ ruky_ivy like isaid before

i can set you up an Fully active cafe with just =N=280,000 Link and 10systems of PIII with 5web cams how? very easy like reading ABC in the university
well, let's get down

the total cost for equipment and installations is @ =N=150,000 Maximum
the cost of 10 PIII systems is @=N=13,000 each
and Five(5) web cam @ =N= 2,000 each
total = =N=280,000

and u are setup
Computers / Re: Broadband Internet Services in Nigeria by holyghost(m): 11:37pm On Mar 03, 2006
and my contacts
email: samholyghost@gmail.com
080 34 73 23 23
Computers / Re: Broadband Internet Services in Nigeria by holyghost(m): 11:36pm On Mar 03, 2006
I market Broadband and it can be tested before the subscription is paid
and it's the cheapest around
one more thing the FAQ "how do i know if it's broadband"

check out our equipment or bring along your broadband equipment for less charges
Travel / Re: What Is The Best Way To Get US Visiting Visa? by holyghost(m): 11:29pm On Mar 03, 2006
Its easy but expensive from $3800 to $6000, but it a sure thing I know of a travel agency that has the right contact with the American embassy

all the do is find a seminar that is on going or will be hosted in the USA and register you so get a visa and you may come after the even if you like and do what they call drop box and go back again as you like.

in fact this travel agency has being arranging such travels for four years now and they even carry top government officials as well
Computers / Re: 256k/512k Broadband Internet In Lagos? by holyghost(m): 10:58pm On Mar 03, 2006
so simple contact me on 080 34 73 23 23 I have a way out
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 4,000 Naira? by holyghost(m): 9:18pm On Feb 28, 2006
well let him eat it now while he can because na hunry man business that money go start and na mouth go finish am in two weeks
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by holyghost(m): 10:32pm On Jan 15, 2006
typewiter, his wife SNazzy? and Seun abi i no miss una?
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by holyghost(m): 12:58am On Jan 11, 2006
I miss them....

yes the new couple( Snazzy and typewriter) hope they fine?
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by holyghost(m): 12:29am On Dec 21, 2005
well am happy snazzy has make up the you man so come to my church for more blessing and who knows you may even wed immediately
don't mind what people may say since you have made up your mind to love him. am waiting at the altar
Religion / Re: Is Bill Gate a Muslim or a Christian? by holyghost(m): 2:39am On Dec 15, 2005
well i must say what i wrote has noting in common with that you pointed to
as i want to establish Mr. Bills religion but lost out as he has being upgrading and getting worst and finally remain Mr gates(of many religions)? so whats ur point
Computers / Re: Cyber Cafe Network by holyghost(m): 2:07am On Dec 15, 2005
you need to explain your points or idea clearly. like this
1 the need for this big cafe network
2 the profit due to members
3 clear examples of similar network in existence if any
4. the needed items to qualify etc
thanks

e.g as a mode of selling school forms. they now pay to a joint association. account and get the equivalent value of forms and then sell at their approved price while they also charge for their services like filling the form online and scanning the pictures of candidates etc.

1 the need for this is to make forms nearer to prospective candidates and also help them fill/process the forms properly(to avoid disqualification)

2 this will boost sales to cafes as people will entrust them with such responsibility as time goes on

3 a clear case of this kind of network exist with local postal agent and courier service companies to NIPOST ( saves you the need to going to far post office for just to buy a stamp of =N=20

4. the point of sell must have the needed training and equipments to qualify etc ( at the local postal agent he helps sell the right cost of stamp and help to address your envelop properly, they have address book and chat for you to locate the right destination of your letters

so tell us your point in this format or a better way

thanks


holyghost
Computers / Re: I need a Internet connection by holyghost(m): 1:27am On Dec 15, 2005
Hi Eddy Wehbe,
cobranet is just all you need for now! it is quick 270 -300 Kb/s cheap as you already know.
am one of their agents and own 3 call centers connected to their link at lekki and UBA house and it works steadily just Like MTN compared to other GSM networks and they have true broadband not just a fluke like Direst on PC (sic).
just call them up on 2704588 -9 or 4445656-8 mention my name along with your request ( i need my commission from them(it will not add to your cost in any way). and you will get a good deal[b] or mail me to handle the whole  issue on your instance at no cost to you cool. [/b] I have been in this connectivity stuff for 10years but no Isp come close to cobranet, though Nitel tried but it soon develop cow diseases like foot and mouth and so went dead, now they are up again, with IP wholesale(expensive) but experience has shown that they are to be watched for two more years before one market them again.

Bye

Holyghost
CEO
PrimeAccess Inc. (Prime Call)TM
Business / Re: Setting Up a Cyber-cafe: What Does It Take? by holyghost(m): 3:46am On Dec 14, 2005
sorry i was out this long. thanks to seun who called my attn.
well,
i don't know if it works in outside Lagos i will make inquires then report back 2u all
about the system

i said PII 450- PIII600MMX , 128mb ,min of 6gig hard disk and
New server, a new lan card, hub and cabling)
Religion / Re: Is Bill Gate a Muslim or a Christian? by holyghost(m): 3:27am On Dec 14, 2005
well the last i know of Bill is about this story:

Bill died and got to gate 2 of heaven where he was warmly received by Saint Peter:
and St. peter said going by your works on earth you have a choice of going to Heaven or hell so which do you prefere?
we all know bill is not a fool by any means, so he asked St. Peter "sir i hope you also know that going by work on earth i 1st produce bete version a kind of demo for people to fill the need to buy my products e.g ms word viewer, 30days trial period for winxp and so on. therefore, i demand for Demo version of these two choice before i finally choose or buy one. St peter Looked up and said that will be fine for 60days, now go to heaven gate 1. and so went Mr Bill. while he was in heaven gate 1, this was the activities and mode of life there.

prayer and praise singing 5hours a day
preaching and fasting every Monday
dancing and singing it's worthy we praise the lord hallelujah 3hours everyday
bowing before God every one hour a day.
so it went for 60days. and bill has this to say to St. peter " sir God's selfish you know? and no form of entertainment for his vistors, in short heaven is as boring as Ms Dos 3.1 and like running win2000NT on 486, infact He need to upgrade heaven but, i think am through with it any way.

"so can I have a 30days demo of hell?" Mr Bill asked

St peter said very well be my Guest go to hell Gate 7 its the highest version for now hope you find it pleasurable this time, Bill said you will be the first to know in 30 days, so Mr Bill was welcomed by the gate of hell by sweet looking Jezebel and daughters, boy this look like fun already he said to himself, while in hell this was the the activities and mode of life there

Good sex rounds with any Girl of your choice any time of the day
milk is served by robots just give the command "milk please" and they are before you in 2 seconds with chilled Milk
dance to any rap or R&B or any Music of your choice
have a super computer read your e-mail to your hearing while you have free access to top prone sites, hell has to offer, and it sure has a lot
in the evenings you take a sauna bath with sweet Daughter of Sheba, Jezebels, Rachel and other pro sex workers, while you sip your Viagra mixed with brandy or alcohol of your choice, and smoke it down with weeds or cocaine, heroin etc the choice is just yours
on Sundays that the climax of the week everything is taking in multiple of time and a nude party to consummate the day.
boy am having the best of time bill told his host in hell, so devil promised him thatt the best is yet to come as He knows tha soon an upgrade will follow just like his products on earth,and i will make you my deputy said the devil."you are kidding me?" bill said, i can't wait to come back after this demo! and so went 30days

again St. Peter, was waiting at gate 2. as Mr bill showed up here's how it went.

St. P: Bill whatz up! my Nigger

Mr Bill: am cool Nigger
St. P: am sure you can make a choice now
Mr Bill: certinly i told you you will be the 1st to know, didn't I?
St. P: so split the bean then, i can't wait to get it on paper
Mr Bill: I hope the hell will have its final upgrade today as i can't wait to have it, that's the best of all choice
St p: very well then sign the agreement by simple yes or no then enter the keys then you are off to hell.

Bill Quicly signed enter the Keys (hell 2u I com. now 'n'4ever)
Mr.Bill to St.Peter " please come visit me in two months time and i I'll surly give you a treat of your life sir! one more thin bring God along with you
he needs to understand what hell has in store for him, cos am going to add windows to it.

in two months time St.Peter went with God to see how Mr. bill was doing. as they enter hell and found Mr. bill bleeding all over,

St peter asked Hi my Nigger how's it going? and
Bill look up and said can't you see am in the dark here bleeding to death?
St. Peter but you sign it yourself so why the complaint?
Mr Bill: yes the package in the demo are no longer there why?
St Peter: Hell just got better bill, am sorry but this version 10.5. God decide to try the upgrade as you said your works on earth are always upgraded.

Mr.Bill yeah but this is worst.
St.Peter: no i disagree, one winxp crashes faster than win98, two update is faster with win me compared to winxp, 3. there are more virus and parches to winxp compared to win 98, so which is worst? God just followed your patterns that's all. so have a nice day Bill my nigger.
as St peter was leaving the gate of hell, Wise Bill followed but the security at the gate got him pinned at the gate of hell. so bill now has a name as Bill Gates

so going by the gates he has passed through it's difficult telling his true religion
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by holyghost(m): 3:34am On Dec 11, 2005
Hi guys, cool
in as much as we want to have fun we should try not to hurt the feeling of anyone, snazzy, made a mistake and should not be killed, it was partly our fault, cos she brought this topic for better approach, but unfortunately she got the wrong one from one of us here.
all we have to do is to tell her the right things and not to make alamesia ("the only fraudulent Gov" sad) out of her, cos some of us would have done worst going by some things i read from contributors on this issue. life is all about learning, and no one knows it all, some time a fool may carry out the best of idea while the wise will act otherwise,
with this i beg una to let this issue die lipsrsealed, a natural one for that matter, as it is getting too personal embarassed for crying, cryout aloud!!!!!
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by holyghost(m): 11:49pm On Dec 09, 2005
Hi Snazzy, have gone to the boy to correct him the civil and matured way? I need to know how the boy will react to this new version of correction

Cos if you leave the boy to suffer more frustration going by how you treated him the boy will grow to be a super monster, and girls will suffer from this monster you have created

So we all are saying you did not handle it right, so go and do the right thing
The boy will not touch you unless you have been playing rough ply with them and when they touch you smile which now gives him the right to go further

Are you with me? So go and call the boy to order the right way unless you want innocent girls to suffer from your monster.

Again the girl that advice you on this forum is not saying anything on your behave at least a word or two will be fine as an apology to you for giving you the wrong advice/coding. That advice is made for a married man of 60 going after young. As a shut measure

Am waiting on you.
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by holyghost(m): 11:32pm On Dec 09, 2005
HI snazzy,
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by holyghost(m): 9:32pm On Dec 07, 2005
Hi SE...., have gone to re correct the boy as supposed? i need to know how it went
Jokes Etc / Re: 24 Ways to Confuse, Worry People in the Cyber-cafe by holyghost(m): 7:30pm On Dec 07, 2005
go find a job and get busy
or else u will find yourself in Police net. and to come out will be like the dead coming back to life rolleyes

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