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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Tinubu Is A Proud Graduate Of Chicago State University by HolyPussy: 10:39pm On Nov 19, 2022
This idiot is always talking from both sides of the mouth.

Well, he needs to that because he is a seasoned gambler and all gamblers know the significance of 50-50 markets.
Education / Re: Several Nigerians Graduate From University Of The West Of Scotland by HolyPussy: 8:16pm On Nov 19, 2022
advanceDNA:
All i see is.... tuition fees, Visa fees and IHS fees..

. UK goverment dey enjoy from Nigerians ooo

Na dia oyel be dat o.
Politics / Re: I Don't Read Social Media Anymore, They Abuse The Hell Out Of Me - Tinubu by HolyPussy: 5:34pm On Nov 19, 2022
If calling him Bishop Agbado is one of such abuses, then count me in as one of his online abusers.
Travel / Re: See this Hilarious "Road Bump" Spotted In Nigeria (pics) by HolyPussy: 5:09pm On Nov 19, 2022
Ademola47:
See this trending hilarious road bump grin grin

What you can't see in Nigeria doesn't exist cheesy

Must be photoshop.
Romance / Re: Is It Right For Me To Be Sexually Active Now? by HolyPussy: 9:19pm On Nov 15, 2022
Bloommax:
I'm not a lesbian.

You better watch out.

It's only a matter of time.

The human mind can be so deceptive at times.

The suggestion is being thrown your way now and before you know it, curiosity will take over.

One or two trials, and you are sucking pussy every morning, day and night... forever!
Politics / Re: Sobur Olawale Slumps, Dies During APC Jos Presidential Campaign by HolyPussy: 8:17pm On Nov 15, 2022
Consequences of eating too much agbado in the morning and too much cassava in the afternoon?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:28pm On Nov 13, 2022
divineuk:
wait and see
Before nko?

We shall all see it happen again, the same way it has happened before so many times.
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N10m To Release Corpse Of Man They Killed After Collecting Ransom by HolyPussy: 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2022
Those bandits will definitely end up in the hottest part of Hell for sure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2022
divineuk:
bad belle which club you de support, we no tell you say we want win league, we no de drag am with you, you fit go win am, all Arsenal is aiming for this season is top 4 but if the league comes, that would be a plus
Saynotoapc:
No Arsenal fan said we will win the league..
If it come fine, Arteta priority this season is Top 4... If the league comes, it a win win bro.

Who even dash una top four?

Na Europa be una limit abeg.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:20pm On Nov 13, 2022
Fulham is a very stupid team.

They have lost again. cry

The same way they lost to Manchester City.

I will never support Fulham again in my life. angry

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Romance / Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by HolyPussy: 7:17pm On Nov 13, 2022
humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.

Don't rush it.

Think twice and even thrice.

Most people are not as they appear.

If you want to marry her and bring her over to the UK, it is your choice but make sure you protect yourself legally and emotionally because most of these Nigerian women become something else once they cross over to abroad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:12pm On Nov 13, 2022
divineuk:
wait for that to happen, but for now we are enjoying what we have at hand, enemy of progress, no go face your problem, de carry another person own for head

For your information, I am enjoying una yeye initial gra gra because the more una dey deceive una sef dey think say una go carry the league, the more una downfall go sweet me when it eventually happens.

It's just a matter of time before it starts.

Even you sef wey dey talk know say na true me I dey talk.

Top of the table or not, Arsenal is and will always be a useless team.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:05pm On Nov 13, 2022
flexyrule:
Eriksen is currently the heart of ManUtd.

Take out Eriksen and David DeGea.... You will see how pipish the team will become.

You are right.

Na Eriksen dey hold that nonsense team together now.

If the guyman come get another heart attack, na straight to relegation for manchester united.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:03pm On Nov 13, 2022
Godisfaithful:
That’s why Arsenal is top of the league with 14 matches played. Keep leaving in a bias world. Just check the gap between them.

Man Utd going to lose this match…

If Man Utd lose the game, I go happy wella.

Between Arsenal and Manchester United, I don't even know the one I hate the more.

I am inclined to say it's Arsenal that I hate the more.

Such a useless and usually underperforming team that is now doing initial gra gra come dey give their useless fans mouth to brag. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 7:01pm On Nov 13, 2022
Saynotoapc:
Which of the Arsenal Team, these same current players or gaffer?

There can only be one arsenal... one useless and unpredictable arsenal.

You guys think you can win the league?

Just watch and see how you guys will still use una own hand destroy unaself.

Na dat time you begin hear Arterta out from every corner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 6:55pm On Nov 13, 2022
Folawealth090:
How arsenal lost to this man utd is still a big mystery

Arsenal is a very stupid and unpredictable team.

Anyone who doesn't know that for a fact is stupid.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 6:54pm On Nov 13, 2022
Kyase:
How many Ronaldo miss when we put am
Just accept it
Cr7 is damn useless

For now, that guy is completely useless.

I wonder what he is still doing playing in Europe.

His mates are already in the MLS by now.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 13th November 2022 by HolyPussy: 6:53pm On Nov 13, 2022
My love for Fulham will never end.

Win this game for me, Fulham.

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Politics / Re: ICPC Freezes 1,233 Bank Accounts, Ex-gov May Lose 29 Duplexes by HolyPussy: 6:12pm On Nov 13, 2022
Stealing is in their blood.

They just can't help it.

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Business / Re: Politicians With Billions In Cash Move Against Naira Redesign by HolyPussy: 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2022
The Bullion Van man with his Billions will be so much affected by the design.

But forget o, President Buhari is a very strong chess master.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by HolyPussy: 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2022
kushma:
I will say you acted too quick and insecured, rushing to block her is not so good although where her acts seems to be leading to might not be so good. In my own aspect, I will tell you to allow her and see how it plays out don’t put your mind too much into the relationship again. Moreover menopause will soon hit her. But why is a 35 yrs after 34 when you can get someone younger, do you want to settle with someone past her prime for me I don’t mind those her acts or good woman thing, she is just desperate to get married and when she gets that you will see another part of her.
Please next time don’t act like a teenager still lost in love you just need peace of mind in your life.

That's just the part I don't understand in this whole crap of a story.

How can a 35 yr old nigga be going thru emotional damage over an ordinary evening newspaper?

To me, that is so lame.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Woman Linked To Pakistani Syndicate, Recovers Cannabis, Tramadol by HolyPussy: 2:51pm On Nov 13, 2022
Chicago Trainees.

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Business / Re: Young Billionaire Who Was Richer Than Dangote 8 Month Ago Become Poor by HolyPussy: 2:33pm On Nov 13, 2022
I read that the idiot gave the money to his bitch so that she can gamble with it all.

And that's exactly what she did.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Loses Three Million Oil Barrels Monthly – FG by HolyPussy: 8:31pm On Oct 25, 2022
So many things happen underground.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Obidients Want Us To Vote Obi Because Of Beer by HolyPussy: 6:50pm On Oct 25, 2022
OneCandleAway:
Reno I know you're on nairaland and will read this.

Seems when you sleep you dream of Peter Obi, everytime always talking against him as it he's the only contestant against your Atiku.

You're making him more popular if you don't know because you'll keep lying and get busted.

What I like most about Peter Obi is that he will never reply this stupid Reno no matter what Reno does or says.

By doing so, Reno is never ever going to be able of orgasm.

He will continue to masturbate with Peter Obi on his mind but he will never get the satisfaction that comes with having orgasmed.

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Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by HolyPussy: 6:38pm On Oct 25, 2022
Cutehector:
If you cannot forgive him and you also want a father figure, what do you want nairalanders to tell you now?

Pls seek professional advice from Pst K.

The thing just taya me.

I been wan insult am sef but as e don already beg say make dem no insult am, I just say make I cool down, dey my own lane.
Celebrities / Re: Adidas Terminates Partnership With Kanye West by HolyPussy: 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2022
Illuminati Corporations are withdrawing their support for their former strong member and promoter.

What an Irony?!

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice Now In Your Area? Oseni Rufai Asks by HolyPussy: 6:33pm On Oct 24, 2022
PointZerom:
If Buhari didn't overthrow a democratically elected president and return NIGERIA to military rule, the likes of IBB, ABACHA etc wouldn't hv ruled and destroy NIGERIA.

Buhari is total EVIL.

Okay, I see your point now.

Let's blame Buhari.
Sports / Re: FIFA Under Pressure To Hand Iran's World Cup Place To Ukraine. by HolyPussy: 6:32pm On Oct 24, 2022
The Ukranian officials must be mad for making such a selfish request. grin
Food / Re: You Are Given Only One Option, Which Are You Taking Home With You? by HolyPussy: 6:29pm On Oct 24, 2022
I am taking the one that doesn't contain so much oil.

I am not from that side.

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