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Factfinder1:
There's no decent girl in a night club.... Some might lie that they came to cool off after they broke up or its their first time but you are gonna find out their real characters after few months of dating them

so so so myopic
and you are decent because you dont club??
its just like asking if you can find a wayward girl in church...hell yes!

Aufbauh:
The Biafra agitators never think it through the consequences of secession on their immediate socio-economic survival.

Now that the nonchalant Northern youths has taken their dream close to them couple with the seed of hatred they've sown all around, the eventual reality is starring them at the face with dreadful confusion.

we cant because of fear of the unknown not do the right thing...as if Nigeria is thriving socio-economically lik this...
you that you are a Nigerian now, are you happy with your life?

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DanseMacabre:
Lol. People too like dey cause problem for themselves. You no be big man, if not soldiers no for see you inside car stop you say make you go fetch water.


Since stream dey nearby, you for just do am, you go even surprise say as you dey collect bucket dem go free you waka.


Even if you fetch am, you and dem don turn pally for life. Everything na common sense o, abi you wan fight armed (and probably high) soldiers ne?


You no try for yourself o. You disappoint me o.

How old are you?
if you are past 18, then you are so so illiterate

NwaAmaikpe:
He deserves it...
How can a civilian disobey a military man.

You musnt be foolish all of the time.

mcbreeze:
It is a good news in positive direction.
if we leave, we will know who will suffer it most.
National assembly has failed to address the ravaging issue in the country.
Referendum is the only way to solve this problem.
let people decide where they belong.
This is democracy.
I learnt that yorubas are of the most educated tribe in Nigeria but my sadness is why they are openly supporting this blooding sucking northerner especially here on Nairaland.
Let me just believe that certificate is not common sense.

watch how each and every one of them will scare away from your wise post and thought provoking question.
well said sir. certificate is never sense.

IgboticGirl:
I have noting to say

BUT y do Muslims eat as early as 5am in the morning and still say they are fasting



is just a question pls don't be offended



We are one

somebody should please ans this question o

It has been disturbing me

bellong:
Apologies, I don't entertain private message. If you ask your question here, I believe justice would be done to it.

Thanks for the understanding.

i have been waiting your reply

TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista



When he was first elevated to the status of Acting President on 19 January 2017, Professor Yemi Osinbajo embarked on a tour on Niger Delta region. His entourage included Minister of State for Petroleum, Ibe Ikachukwu; Minister of State for Agriculture, Senator Heineken Lokpobiri, as well as the Minister of Niger Delta Affairs. A move seen as a welcomed development by the good people of Niger Delta who saw it as a new chapter to finding lasting solution to the seemingly unending Niger Delta question. Not one of the rhetorical promises made to the people of Niger Delta by Acting President Osinbajo was ever fulfilled or rather, is yet to be fulfilled.

Some of us, however, suspected that the Osinbajo was neither interested in proffering solution to the Niger Delta question but to start a clandestine move to build his political capital ahead of 2019 Presidential election having read his body language.

As Vice President and sensing that President Buhari is/may be medically unfit to stand for re-election in 2019, Professor Yemi Osinbajo shifted his attention to build network in the north all for 2019.

On Thursday April 13, he went to Adamawa state to acquire the title of "Jagaban of Adamawa Emirate". Only yesterday, he went to Cross river state to collect another traditional title in Efik kingdom, Ada Idaha Ke Efik Eburutu. For what reason if not political?

While I recognize that the Nigeria Constitution gives Yemi Osinbajo the right to contest for any office, including the Presidency, I must also state that his clandestine moves to succeed Muhammadu Buhari in 2019 is counterproductive to the interest of Nigerians and threat to the unity of our country, this is aside his sheer incompetency in public service since he assumed office as Vice President, Chairman of National Planning Commission and Chairman of National Economic Council.

This article is not to talk about his preference for employing only people of his Yoruba ethnic group as Personal Aides, all these are stories for some other time. This article is strictly about the injustice that his Presidency will mean to the rest of the country if we allow it to materialise.

1. HIS PRESIDENCY IS UNJUST TO THE SOUTH
In the history of Nigeria, the Southwest and Yoruba nation have led the country for a combined period of 11 years and 11 months; Chief Olusegun Obasanjo held sway for 11 years and 8 months (8 years as President and 3 years and 8 months as Military ruler) while Ernest Shonekan held sway for 3 months.

Meanwhile, the South-south only led Nigeria for only 5 years and 25 days through Goodluck Jonathan, while the Southeast has NEVER led the country in Executive capacity save the 7 months under the military reign of General Aguiyi Ironsi.

Under this present democratic dispensation, SW and Yoruba nation has led the country for 8 years and has been occupying the Vice President office since 2015.

The Southsouth led the country for only 5 years and 25 days and occupied the office of Vice President for 3 years through Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

The Southeast has neither produced the President nor the Vice President.

Being a multi-ethnic region, it will be highly unfair for one region and ethnic group to seek to occupy the slot of the South in the Presidency in 2019 irrespective of whether it is the office of the President or the Vice President. It will amount to injustice to the ethnic nationalities in the South save the Yoruba for Yemi Osinbajo to succeed Buhari in 2019..

2. HIS PRESIDENCY IS UNJUST TO THE NORTH:
Since the return of this democratic dispensation in 1999, while the South enjoyed power for a total of 13 years (SW 8, SS 5), while the north only did for 5 years and counting through late Umaru Musa Yar’adua (3 years) and Muhammadu Buhari (2 years and counting). If the status quo remains till 2019, the north will haul a meager combined period of 7 years; a far cry when compared with the 13 years that the South held sway.

It is both morally and politically just that the North be allowed to produce the President of Nigeria come 2019 for another 4 years period. We must realize that injustice is injustice anywhere. Allowing Osinbajo, a Yorubaman/Southerner to succeed Buhari in 2019 will only cause disaffection among those in the northern part of the country. There will be feelings of marginalization will crept in. This is a situation the country cannot afford to entertain at this period.

MY SUPPORT FOR NORTH/SOUTHEAST TICKET IN 2019
Nigeria belongs to everybody, it does not belong to a section of the country. While it is fair for power to remain in the north, it is also fair for the Southeast to be part of the equation after years of absence. The only way to allow justice prevail is for a North/Southeast Presidency in 2019.

This arrangement, I strongly believe will calm the nerves of the people of the Southeast, give the Igbo people a sense of ownership in the Nigeria project and a sense of belonging in the affairs of Nigeria.

The Yoruba nation has always stood for justice, I am optimistic that they will stand for what is right come 2019. I have no doubt in my mind that they will not oppose the aspiration of a credible aspirant from the northern extraction and an Igbo man to assume the office of the President and Vice President respectively in 2019.





May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria

i have successfully fought and defeated the urge to insult you.
Now did you say a credible northener
so its only the northeners we have in this forsaken country eh?? i always thought you made sense but right now, ....infact i dunno

bellong:
Apologies, I don't entertain private message. If you ask your question here, I believe justice would be done to it.

Thanks for the understanding.

OK sir.
Thanks for the prompt reply too
I just concluded my degree programme, and i want to further in Australia. Sir, i have read from the start but i still need to be certain on some issues.
1. I like working or planning with a budget, now that am starting the whole process from scratch, sir pls can you give me an estimate amount i can budget

2. Is it really possible to school and work in Australia and if i do, do you think the pay will be enough to see one through an M.SC programme?

3. How long sir do you think the whole process might take?

some of the questions might sound stupid compared to your knowledge of these things, but please sir, help as much as you can.
God bless.

bellong:
This thread aims at providing guide, instructions and genuine advice to prospective applicants for Australian permanent resident visa through the skilled migration program. For those looking to apply for study (student) visa, the link below will be more useful as it has enough information about applying to schools and Australian study visa. This new thread is specifically for permanent resident visa application.

Prospective students, follow this thread.. https://www.nairaland.com/2338380/general-australian-visa-enquiries-part

By way of introduction, Australia has a number of pathway to getting permanent resident status but the easiest is the skilled migration. Skilled migration, as the name implies means opportunity for both "academic skilled and technical skilled" people to migrate legally and permanently to Australia. The program was originally designed to address skill shortages in the country generally, so they came up with a system that attracts people who can meet the minimum requirements.

There are five visa subclass in the skilled migration pathway namely Subclass 189 (Independent), 190 (State sponsored), 489 (Regional/nominated provisional), 132 (Business Talent) and 188 (Business Innovation and investment, provisional). I will be talking strictly on the first three. See link for Australian Border Force's website for the skilled migration.. http://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Work/Skil

The three visa subclass, 189, 190 and 489 are for professionals, technologists, artisans and trade workers who can meet up to minimum of 60points for 189, 55points for 190 and 50 points for 489. I will explain how the points are calculated, occupation list and application in the subsequent posts.


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Please, avoid sending PMs, except for special circumstances, ask your question on this thread so others can benefit from it to prevent unnecessary repetition of questions. Thanks.

For easy access, I have attached the following documents . There will not be need resending or asking if people do read.

1, Reference letter sample
2, Statutory declaration sample
3, Vetasses general occupations list/instructions


DISCLAIMER:

THE CONTENTS OF THIS THREAD ARE STRICTLY THE OPINIONS OF THE AUTHOR. NONE SHOULD BE TAKEN AS MIGRATION ADVICE. FOR MIGRATION ADVICE.

hello sir
can i send a direct mail?
my mail is Ejikesuccess@gmail.com

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This is the condition of Akirika, Azumini road leading into Aba, Abia State. The road has been a death trap over the years for traders and travellers who ply the route. The state of the road has made business between the two states hit a minimum low over the years.
To make matters worse, there are army and police check points where public drivers on this road are extorted of money. Nigeria we hope, will be great again

A clear case of thief thief thief...

Nigerians go carry am for head now, begin call davido names, even tho they know its clearly a joke...

abouzaid:
this is a limestone river gorge and water fall, the whole area is definitely a karst region. excellent tourist resources going to waste, it reminds me of ogbunike cave in neighboring anambra state, a real limestone cave going to waste.

i once took a group of students to visit Ogbunike cave when we attended a national convention in Umunya from Uyo (am from Anambra, never visited Ogbunike tho)
I was shell-shocked at what was going to waste. Nigerians dont even know such places exist!

fuckerstard:
When they've robbed you or you closed relatives, you would understand. Have you ever wonder how much profit they actually make from those things they hawk. It's not enuf to get them thru the day.

brother, i am a Legosian and i can tell you firsthand how those people survive. am not encouraging their criminal activities, am against your view of locking them all up as uf they are all demons. They did not choose that life, they did not tell God where they wanted to be.

fuckerstard:
RIP bro.

These street trader that sells stuff in traffic are always ready to cause havoc, LASG should arrest them all and jail them. Most of them have weapons and they rob at nights.

I was driving on Ozumba Mbadiwe one hot afternoon, this angry looking street hawker intentionally hit my side view mirror and i pulled over to teach him a lesson. To my surprise the guy didn't feel sorry and was ready to fight me , the moment i saw his fellows drawing close i just drove off.

They are very mean.

If you lived a moment of their life, if you know what they been through, if you had care for humans, if you had love in your heart. You wouldnt have written your first paragraph.

jamson:
Sure ask away

i am currently serving, i have Australia in sight, can i work and school there? For my MSC...
how best do i go about it. thanks and God bless

jamson:
Ok folks,

Been itching to come around and drop my memoir. It's been quite a while isn't it? Will be 2 months old in Sydney, Australia in a few days time. I missed you guys no be small

Same same story with medicare, centrelink and Tax file number. Tyosho did justice to those already.

Well, as planned, we hit the Aussie's ground running. Got white card within 3 days of arrival and a forklift license within 2 weeks. On the side I kept applying for the pro job. I got a Forklift job immediately I got the license and the pay wasn't bad for someone who just arrived. Turns out if you want to get a job on time, you do not only push out your CV but also call the advertising agencies to follow up on your application. More often than not, I got to secure interviews with recruiters I called up after applications.

Accomodation is story for another day, but in the end, God win and devil lost...lolzz. I'll advise those coming to start hunting as soon as they arrive so they don't fall under intense pressure like I did to get a place. It's not mere gainsaying that you must come with enough money so you can get what you want without sweat. Real estate agents give preference to people with:

1. Good rental history (sorry, your Akowonjo or Okokomaiko rent does not count)
2. Enough payslips to show you have a job (so for house rent sake, don't mind picking up any ok job as soon as u land as the payslip will work wonders for u)
3. Fat account balance (like one month of average wage sha)

House rent in Sydney is not cheap, but at the same time, it's all about location and individual preferences. So it's hard to a 1 bedder goes for this or a 2 bedder goes for that. But all I can say is that, Sydney hourly rates will definitely pay your bills if you are not lazy or unnecessarily choosy.

Agents usually organise general inspections for properties they are letting out. Na there you go see crowd wey come check house. There is a tendency for you to lose the house to some other people who have better credentials than you do (JJC). The secret here is to call the agents ahead of the inspection days and request for a private look and feel of the place not forgetting to mention how serious you are in getting the place. At least, that's how I eventually got my place after more than 3 weeks of fruitless house hunt.

It's good to get a car for job and domestic purposes. But I advise you get from a dealership where you can cause trouble if your car coughs.
The story about getting a car for job purposes is not one size fits all. Within 2 months I have worked in 3 places, 2 of which requires a car.

I failed my first driving license test (didn't have time to prepare for it well, was busy making money...lolzz and looking for house too sha). You must be more than prepared to leave behind you the insanity of Lagos driving and become a born again driver. Use a drivign instructor ahead of your test and pay attention to traffic signs and other details. Enjoy your 3 months of naija license while it lasts.

Happy to say I'm on my first professional job and I have every reason to be thankful to God and to friends that helped make my journey so far as smooth as possible: Bellong, Ibiyemiara, Iceberg54 and Bnimz.

Now that I'm settling down better than ever, I hope to be here on the forum make we dey gist like before.

Love you guys!!!!

bros can i ask you some questions..
would appreciate

awesomely:
People with criminal mindset, always think they are clever n smart when committing crime.

When they eventually get caught, they will start blaming the following:

1. Devil.
2. Grandmother in the village.(Aka village winch)
3. Their father's third wife.
4. Some will blame Buhari(Aka Wailers)
5. Some will blame GEJ((Aka Zombies)
6. Some will blame Nnamdi Kanu(Aka Afonjas)
7. Some will blame Nigerian Army(Aka Ipobs)
8. Others will blame Niger Delta Militants (Aka BMC)

I just weak for this country.

If you had stopped in your first paragraph, you probably would have made more sense

A clear attack on Anambra
some will revel in the news after so much good news from that state. We all know its a lie

kuchikau:
bro, pls i have a challenge. Am currently serving (stream 1) but i got to go 4 my msc abroad by august. My Li cant do a tin about it because clearance is done by biometric. Wat ur advice?

there is no stream 1 currently serving...
unless u made a mistake