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I was fortified when I was young (by my grandfather who is an herbalist), i can carry snakes, scorpions, wasp etc. When any of such bite anyone, people starts looking for me to use incantation to remove the sting (it works perfectly). I can even stop stomach ache and headache with incantations. I used to put on a ring, with this ring no evil dear come near us. To test the ring, i touch anything with my hand, remove d ring, said some incantations nd drop the ring. You know what? my hand will never reach that thing again. I grew up and willfully forget these things, due to Christianity. Was surprised after several years, a secondary school friend called and was begging me to give him juju… lol… I laughed tired. I said I have forgotten all, but this guy did not believe me. |
If you are following the news recently, we have now: Mother of all Bombs Father of all Bombs Mother of all Marches . . . . . . . pls add yours |
Move to front page, very useful to every Nigerians cc lalastica mynd44 |
Use the link below to check your unclaimed Dividend: http://www.sec.gov.ng/non-mandated/ Only requires your first name and surname Note: all investors whose name(s) appear, are advised to URGENTLY download and fill their respective Registrar's e-mandate form and submit same at the nearest branch of their Bank or Registrar to register for the collection of their unclaimed dividends and subsequent dividends electronically; as well as for the proceeds from their secondary market transactions, to be credited to their preferred Bank Account (Direct Cash Settlement). The Commission also wishes to remind the investing public on the deadline of 30th June, 2017, which will mark the end of issuance of physical dividend warrant, with a view to mitigating the risks associated with physical dividend warrants and improving investors experience. Furthermore, the 30th June, 2017 deadline will see the end of free registration of e-dividend, being bank-rolled by the Commission since the inception of the exercise in November, 2015. Hence, members of the investing public are encouraged to urgently key into the on-going free registration. |
emman44:floccinaucinihilipilification - the action or habit of estimating something as worthless. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust. |
Many years back, the longest word in the English Dictionary was "floccinaucinihilipilification". At present the longest word in English is “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” |
I ain't a participant of MMM but i read this morning that a lot of people are confused about BITCOIN the more they tend to find out what its all about and how to purchase it. Do one sell it to get money back? If you have an idea and/or important info on bitcoin, kindly educate us in less than 2 sentences. Epistle may only confuse the public the more. |
Came home from work very tired yesterday. I was thinking about FUOYE protest and lack of money at hand. Then my 4 year old daughter ran to me and said "Daddy! spell king and queen". Initially thought I should shout at her but I managed to spell these 2 words. After some time, she came and requested that I shd spell mother which I did, I tried to gaze at what she was writing but she hid it. This morning, I dropped her at school, got home, laid on the couch and found this amazing and hilarious letter: OneDay there was a nanny and a Boy The nanny is my mother And the boy is my daddy I love them I love all my family I love Steven to nanny and daddy you are a king and queen I love you fourever Good day To you mom and daddy I love you Fourever I love you The letter makes me so happy, Love you too My Loveth.
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Two ladies very close to me once complaint that guys matched with them by mmm were always toasting them through WhatsApp (after phone numbers have been exchanged). That was when I knew men would use any means to satisfy their libido. |
Vickiweezy:You right, even with PhD, things are not easy for me in naija. Wonder what ordinary Nigerian will chop in this mess. Cant wait to run comot naija ASAP |
Bad (foul) breath is a key signal that warn and inform us about bad health |
ogunsinamayowa:Will store ur mobile no. and contact you through whatsapp |
ogunsinamayowa:I will be willing to offer useful advice when the need arise. I m Dr OS Ayanda, nice meeting u. You may check my contribution to knowledge here: http://scholar.google.co.za/citations?user=HInA8H8AAAAJ&hl=en&oi=sra |
LordIsaac:That's true, flee 2.2. Presently @ Nigerian Federal Institutions, they no longer want to engage 2.2, 3rd class candidates as lecturers, even if such candidate has Masters. |
May your dreams be fulfilled. Amen. You can become a famous scholar by 1. your contributions to knowledge (publication of articles) and 2. being an authority in your field (PhD holders). Therefore, work and focus on your studies, obtain your BSc, MSc nd proceeds to PhD level. During your MSc degree, your supervisor will sure train you how to write papers for publication. However, you may start writing during your BSc seminar nd project, a 400 L student of Unilorin under my mentorship was able to publish an article even before he obtained his BSc. |
Everblazinggg:Many thanks to you |
Met in 2000 (secondary sch days), married on the 18 Dec., 2010. Now living with 2 adorable kids. Will always love you my Shade, Love and Steve. Dr & Mrs OS Ayanda...
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I started PhD at age 27 (unilorin, 2009), obtained BSc and MSc also @ Unilorin. I should have finished at age 30, but had to travel abroad to start PhD afresh in 2011. Finally obtained my PhD at age 31. So it is possible. Remember, had to waste 1 year on NYSC before MSc. |
A friend came to me tonight to inquire how he can obtain the Nigerian driver's licence. We called the FRSC office and internal revenue services, we were shocked when we are told the fee as from yesterday is now 22, 000 (for new applicant) and that expiration is now 5 years. Note, this may not be the official fee by FRSC, it also include all the documents needed to support the application. Some1 should please help to verify. |
Daboomb:You are awesome, can we be friends pls. |
She has been arrested
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mother-who-slapped-baby-42-9303846 |
According to an eye-witness, travellers and residents struggle to cross a dilapitated bridge, along Oko Olowo road, ilorin, Kwara State. Courtesy:djphotos
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Fortunately, my God Almighty neither spend money nor eat food. He inhabit in d praises of his people. |
The headline s misleading, Prof C has not plagiarised. He only uploaded the same paper on sites. During upload on sites, d sites would ask the lists of authors, author sometimes decide to put his/her name (possibly in a hurry). This doesnt mean he s d sole author |
Dont mind these yeye Dr on nairaland. i told u d solution already: point a touch-light to ur ear in d dark, d insect follows d light to come out.... |
tegak10:u only need a touch-light. once u point d light to ur ear in d dark, d insect follows d light to come out.... do this pls nd it will walk out |
Next time, u only need a touch-light. once u point d light to ur ear in d dark, d insect follows d light to come out.... hope u ve not killed d insect inside ur ear, by wat u pouring |
The scheme just crashed in South Africa, next target is Nigerians |
photoshop is the order of the day (to create trends)... check d pic very well |
Most importantly, never say u want to go and buy drugs (as we often refer to all medications in Naija). Simply say u wanna buy tablets, medicine or medications. Or else, they gonna think u doing drugs nd u know u be Nigerian (they suspecting u) |
Moreover, check the River Benue and River Niger on the Nigerian Map. God himself already tells which part of Nigeria is the North, South, East or West - Dr OS Ayanda. |
Geopolitical is different from geographical Zone. Dont be confused, Kwarans are yoruba and belong to South West. The present Emir of Ilorin finished from Offa Grammar School, am not sure the emir can even speak Hausa - Dr OS Ayanda (A native of Ajasse Ipo - Kwara State, i put Isanlu isin, Ajasse Ipo, Ilala on wikipedia) |