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I thought some bunch biafrans mumus once threatened thunder and brimstone never to allow the electioneering process to hold in their states nau. Kilo wa sele ? We never see una hand o

Shey dem don extinct broom for we country nih.... Just insert a broom stick inside his prick; he go confess

DammyGbade:
PDP few days to election Dollars fell like wall of Jericho. The exchange rate is now between 286- 310 per dollars.... PDP members are the problem of this nation

Tatu leleyi nau - who are these people NL is collecting application form from these days sef

Thales01:
A book shouldn't be judged by its cover.The dude also has himself to blame.He should have noticed enough red flags in their relationship that should have discouraged any prospect of marriage.He should have noticed that she had an implacable penchant for partying and hobnobbing with friends.I guess he did but overlooked it and went ahead with the marriage just to bask in the buzz and publicity that comes with a "celebrity marriage" as well as hoping that marriage would make his wife abandon her partying ways.
In a marriage,each partner must be ready to make favourable concessions and sacrifices to make the relationship work.Failure to do will only predispose that marriage to a divorce.That is why most celebrity marriages falter.

see you; Red Flag ko! Haven't you heard or read stories about some women forming holier than thou during courting and the real attitude starts to surface starting from the day the wedding band enters its cage ?

gambus007:
If you like system update,abeg stay away for Motorola(lenovo) they will disappoint you ooo...I left moto due to dat.

Wow! this is really an eye opener o; thanks you for this, Sir..

gambus007:
Available on Jumia and AliExpress,around 65k for the cheapest(4gb ram and 64gb rom).

Thanks you Sir

gambus007:
The thing is i'm an average phone user and i use mifi for all my devices. Meaning that the wifi of the phone stays on.I only Browse and whats up chat with the phones as my daily usage...let say the phone is fully charged by 7am with 100% before 12pm battery will be around 70-65% with minimal useage(whats up and light browsing)while my moto z2 play will stay around 90 to 85% (7am to 12pm)on same useage....and camera does not do well in low light condition but gcam software works well(E too dey crash sha)all other things are good.

Talking about Moto Z2 play; do you have an idea if the phone still dey market, how much it is sold for, and where can one get it from with ease ? Thank you !

Blessedhandsome:
I was calling Mizik and Lexus that promised to help other umidigi for me on Jumia none of them is picking their calls Mizik scared the hell outta me. he keeps busying my calls that make me conclude in my mind that they are scammers.

Baba, contact people who go give you rest of mind brother. Ifedith, Protein0, Macbeyland abi Noobody. Thank me later

Isabela Moner - I'll stay, Mk - 17, Westlife - have you ever been in love, The corrs - Runaway, Ella Mai - B'ood up, Ella Mai - Trip, Shania Twain - forever and for always, Shania Twain- you're still the one, Eminem - good guy, Chris Brown - undecided, Chris Brown - Should've kissed you, 6lack - sorry, Christina Perri - A thousand years, all Johnny Drille's masterpiece, Case - Missing you, all Nonso Amadi's masterpiece, Avril Lavigne - I'm with you........ Pls, don't thank me - ask if you need more

LuciferPastor:
So what should we do now?
What's so special about this?
Why is this two-legged squonk even in the Celebrities section?

Wait, was I supposed to hustle and share my income with him before?
Am I responsible for his disability?


If he likes, he can sit at home na. Na by force to work?
Like its not what he has been doing and hunger has finally forced him out to work.

Make everybody just answer him papa name abeg.

Rubbish.


*spits

Just because Nairaland allowed you to open account with them now; for your mind - you go dey think sey you get brain like this... Abi no be so

Make una continue dey mix una reaction dey go - who know go like abi sabi beta thing, tell me

Mckandre:
true true,when u feel like listening to something different or to get in touch with reality, radio is just a few clicks away.

I can't agree more

Mckandre:
exactly, not to even mention u get to record radio shows nd music, i cant remember how many times that feature really saved me from fruitless lyrics search on favourite nd catchy songs. whenever u hear something nice just tap record,u hit google and search the song and download. Now thats bae

Wow, Seriously! At first, i thought i was the only one that is guilty of this habit; especially when I'm having important discussions with my guys or fam and i'd suddenly beckon on them to stop talking - whenever a station plays any pleasing song to my soul in a bid to cram or note two or three lines of the lyrics; then search... Sometimes, my people would be like ''ki lon shey eleyi - shey o o ni problem sha - Jo, shey o ni lo check ara e ni odo Doctor koto aggravate ju bayii lo, ehnn damilohun - abi e ma a gbami'' ..... All in all, radio na boredom elixir for me

Search for ''Metrosmyth gadgets'' on Facebook. Thank me later

I like your write-up - very pleasing and well-composed

SCAM, SHAM, CRIME.... Feel free to call it anything related to duping people by false pretense

Ooomo, see subtle dig

I fought my best friend (competitor) when i was 15years in the presence of a girl we were both to win over till the extent we injured ourselves. Las las sha, na one big bros for street collect the girl.

MatthAnn:
Haha
I have already sent you a mail

seen and replied

MatthAnn:
Lol
OK now am on a revenge mission

Wow, i was even thinking because of me - you'd hit the gym first; get a bigger muscle, eight packs, fat abs and all - then launch your revenge attack with full force laidis.. Gbaaaaa!!!!!!

MatthAnn:
E-mail?
That's what am currently using

drealoluwasegunota@gmail.com.. Waiting for you to revenge

MatthAnn:
Lol
we are friends already.

lets get to know each other the more like newly-met friends do on a date..... Can you suggest a better chat platform where we enjoy our chat the better; in privy

MatthAnn:
Lol
What are you looking for?
And am very sorry can you interprete the Yoruba part of your comment?

''Ma a dawon loun'' means don't pay attention to what they're saying, ''awon oni katikati'' means comic people... At least, I'm glad that you could decipher it to be yoruba.... To your question; ''The monicker caught my attention as i was reading through comments; then should i say out of curiosity and inquisitiveness, i tapped on the monicker which i can't really explain why i did..... After checking the DP; i just found myself going back again to check again over and over and over and over and over and over and over - i can't explain why... hmm, but all the same; won't you think I've started asking for too much or going too far if i say i wish to be your friend - just friend

MatthAnn:
Cameroun ko, Kenya ni
This man should surprise for once and say something useful

Ma a dawon loun; awon oni katikati....... But seriously, can you explain to me why i keep on checking on your profile pics like a interviewee checking on his wrist-watch whilst waiting to be called upon for an interview.... I'm very very very serious

This one that Nnamdi Kanu is tracing people's root upandan...... Abeg help me trace my own root too nah - though my mind is telling me I'm a black Britainian sha

ddjay:
Ok but whats their prices like

you can link up with these NL guys - Noobody, Mizik, Ifedith, Macbeyland, Protein0. They've got the best deals

ddjay:
Compared to 3.1 plus,which do you think is better

Both are very good devices; it only bothers down to your budget... But specs wise - 8.1 has the greater features.

Hmm.... BTW when will David release these people from the punishment he'd subjected them for some weeks now... Even person slap Army Major General sef; E no go suffer reach all these girls jumping up and down all in the name of twerking

Choi! Mhennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.........

wizzie001:
Baba, ti n ba daruko, mo ti ba business je fun enikan niyen, people make income from that place bro. I like to give people benefit of doubt, I believe they will improve!

Emi nah understand better nah; i just wan try crack your defense small - i might be lucky to make baba budge

wizzie001:
Baba, ti n ba daruko, mo ti ba business je fun enikan niyen, people make income from that place bro. I like to give people benefit of doubt, I believe they will improve!

Emi nah understand better nah; i just wan try crack your defense small - i might be lucky to make baba budge

Horiolah:
redmi 6a

so nice... Chemo, Can you create a thread and do a rampe review for us.. Ose