LuciferPastor:
So what should we do now?
What's so special about this?
Why is this two-legged squonk even in the Celebrities section?

Wait, was I supposed to hustle and share my income with him before?
Am I responsible for his disability?


If he likes, he can sit at home na. Na by force to work?
Like its not what he has been doing and hunger has finally forced him out to work.

Make everybody just answer him papa name abeg.

Rubbish.


*spits

Just because Nairaland allowed you to open account with them now; for your mind - you go dey think sey you get brain like this... Abi no be so

Make una continue dey mix una reaction dey go - who know go like abi sabi beta thing, tell me

Mckandre:
true true,when u feel like listening to something different or to get in touch with reality, radio is just a few clicks away.

I can't agree more

Mckandre:
exactly, not to even mention u get to record radio shows nd music, i cant remember how many times that feature really saved me from fruitless lyrics search on favourite nd catchy songs. whenever u hear something nice just tap record,u hit google and search the song and download. Now thats bae

Wow, Seriously! At first, i thought i was the only one that is guilty of this habit; especially when I'm having important discussions with my guys or fam and i'd suddenly beckon on them to stop talking - whenever a station plays any pleasing song to my soul in a bid to cram or note two or three lines of the lyrics; then search... Sometimes, my people would be like ''ki lon shey eleyi - shey o o ni problem sha - Jo, shey o ni lo check ara e ni odo Doctor koto aggravate ju bayii lo, ehnn damilohun - abi e ma a gbami'' ..... All in all, radio na boredom elixir for me

Search for ''Metrosmyth gadgets'' on Facebook. Thank me later

I like your write-up - very pleasing and well-composed

SCAM, SHAM, CRIME.... Feel free to call it anything related to duping people by false pretense

Ooomo, see subtle dig

I fought my best friend (competitor) when i was 15years in the presence of a girl we were both to win over till the extent we injured ourselves. Las las sha, na one big bros for street collect the girl.

MatthAnn:

Haha
I have already sent you a mail

seen and replied

MatthAnn:

Lol
OK now am on a revenge mission

Wow, i was even thinking because of me - you'd hit the gym first; get a bigger muscle, eight packs, fat abs and all - then launch your revenge attack with full force laidis.. Gbaaaaa!!!!!!

MatthAnn:

E-mail?
That's what am currently using

drealoluwasegunota@gmail.com.. Waiting for you to revenge

MatthAnn:

Lol
we are friends already.

lets get to know each other the more like newly-met friends do on a date..... Can you suggest a better chat platform where we enjoy our chat the better; in privy

MatthAnn:

Lol
What are you looking for?
And am very sorry can you interprete the Yoruba part of your comment?

''Ma a dawon loun'' means don't pay attention to what they're saying, ''awon oni katikati'' means comic people... At least, I'm glad that you could decipher it to be yoruba.... To your question; ''The monicker caught my attention as i was reading through comments; then should i say out of curiosity and inquisitiveness, i tapped on the monicker which i can't really explain why i did..... After checking the DP; i just found myself going back again to check again over and over and over and over and over and over and over - i can't explain why... hmm, but all the same; won't you think I've started asking for too much or going too far if i say i wish to be your friend - just friend

MatthAnn:
Cameroun ko, Kenya ni
This man should surprise for once and say something useful

Ma a dawon loun; awon oni katikati....... But seriously, can you explain to me why i keep on checking on your profile pics like a interviewee checking on his wrist-watch whilst waiting to be called upon for an interview.... I'm very very very serious

This one that Nnamdi Kanu is tracing people's root upandan...... Abeg help me trace my own root too nah - though my mind is telling me I'm a black Britainian sha

ddjay:

Ok but whats their prices like

you can link up with these NL guys - Noobody, Mizik, Ifedith, Macbeyland, Protein0. They've got the best deals

ddjay:

Compared to 3.1 plus,which do you think is better

Both are very good devices; it only bothers down to your budget... But specs wise - 8.1 has the greater features.

Hmm.... BTW when will David release these people from the punishment he'd subjected them for some weeks now... Even person slap Army Major General sef; E no go suffer reach all these girls jumping up and down all in the name of twerking

Choi! Mhennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.........

wizzie001:


Baba, ti n ba daruko, mo ti ba business je fun enikan niyen, people make income from that place bro. I like to give people benefit of doubt, I believe they will improve!

Emi nah understand better nah; i just wan try crack your defense small - i might be lucky to make baba budge

wizzie001:


Baba, ti n ba daruko, mo ti ba business je fun enikan niyen, people make income from that place bro. I like to give people benefit of doubt, I believe they will improve!

Emi nah understand better nah; i just wan try crack your defense small - i might be lucky to make baba budge

Horiolah:


redmi 6a

so nice... Chemo, Can you create a thread and do a rampe review for us.. Ose

Call her bro.... Don't let church matter be the preamble of unsettled misunderstanding in your relationship...... Talk to her like a husband should her wife; one thing i know is that if truly she's into you, she'll come to understand you better and accept you for who you really are NOT what she wants you to be....

Baba, we gather buy the B*** S*** together; we no remember price ham.... I regret screaming ''Sai Baba'' till the extent i lost my voice when He was leading Goodluck with wide margin of votes in 2015.

He reiterated the readiness of the nation’s security forces to confront any plan or attempt to interfere with or disrupt the process whether by elements within or from outside the country.


[/quote] Abeg Malam, which security forces are you referring to, Sir abi no be wetin i dey think ni ?... Anyways, Na person pikin we dey always send on a dead night errand - i see sey una Babalawo don dey demand human lives again

Eeyan, helpless dog.... Maybe na one of the babe big god wey wan dash her money call. And as per sey the babe no dey where phone dey; dog wan quickly try pick the call, tell big god sey sista dey toilet dey pupu before big god misinterprete unanswered call for yanga, then change mind.... Make sense no leave us

Kinda wedding i love; no aso-ebi abi and co, no rice, no cow, no drums of drinks, no small-chops.... Just pick the date of the revival - you pray and you go your different homes.

Hunger is hurting the society real bad