Baba, kini oruko hotel nah ?.... Just the prefix and the last 2 letters of its name would be okay to serve as a wake-up call for impending Benue travellers. Ose

Blood of Jesus! see super-perfect 10/10 babe toh tun duro dede - can the OP refresh his browser again and share with me the good news that she survived the attack, pleaseeeee.... So, just because of ordinary mansion sha !

henry007:


The name of the seller is "Gooshopping COD".
As soon as I connected to the internet and checked, an update was already waiting.

Shey 4G don finally show and on which Network provider ? Ose

chuknonozi:
Hi guys... Good morning. I'm new here, decided to create an account cos I trust your judgement and can always count on you guys.

I'm in my mid-twenties, and in all these years, I have never had a serious relationship. I get bored easily. Highest 2weeks, I'm done. Now I know this is a problem and I've been trying to get things right. Sometimes I might even be asking a girl out and after a few days, I forget totally that I even have a girl I'm chasing. I'm a very private person and always like to have my space. One of the reasons I've never dated a girl who lives close or has the tendency of visiting me at will.
I moved into my present apartment barely 2years ago and I've been on my best behaviour.. No scandals or any embarrassing sh*t. Everyone holds me in high esteem. But right now, I'm about to lose my home training. There's this girl on my street, guys forget, this babe make sense die. In as much as I don't talk much with people or react to happenings around me. Whenever this girl passes, I can't help but take a 3rd look at her. This has been happening for like 6months and I'm sure the girl has also noticed this. But I've not really mustered the courage to made it known to her cos of two (2) reasons. First, street disgrace. The last time I asked out a girl who lives on my street was in my teens. She was a Major's daughter, the father found out I was chyking the girl. You guys don't wanna know what happened afterwards. Since then, any girl wey I see for my area, e no concern me. Secondly, this girl is young, quite young. So I don't know how to go about it without getting complicated. But recently, her younger brother approached me, that was late last year. He said he wanted me to be his God-uncle...whatever that means. I said okay. The boy should be 13yrs. He visits me almost everyday. Now, everyone in their family knows me. And my likeness for this girl keeps increasing, though we hardly talk, just greeting cos she hardly comes out.
Now, I'm thinking of giving it a shot, but... The same street factor. I'm really worried. She hardly comes out as well, so it'd be difficult seeing her. Would it be a good idea if use her kid bro as a link or what do you suggest guys? And I'm not gonna end this the way I did with others. I wanna be responsible. I'm just confused, I need suggestions before I put myself in another trouble.
And please to those deviants that would tell me to go get a job, I have one and I'm very independent.

lalasticlala

Dude, why you dey dull me nau ? Don't you see for yourself that you already have the necessary tools and machinery at your reach - her younger bro as your god-bro, being a constant visitor to their home; from there engaging her bro and family member in a social discussion thereby asking for her opinion about the discussion - from there, commend her for her opinion even if it makes sense or not, then smile and wink subtly at her..... Make it a duty at seeking for advice on lotta things from her and keep commending her on how her advice has really been working for you, she'll learn to trust you and be super-free with you.... Best of luck on your quest, brotherly!

PapaNnamdi:
Higuain
Hazard
Hodson odoi


TRIPLE H to the rescue
sh*t just got real

Triple H; i swear it's gon be real dope especially when they're in a blistering form - but when Willian no wan get acute cruciate ligament injury nko bayii !!!!

Don't you think it's hightime we consulted the gods about this menace ?

Thank God sey na loan e dey; with option to extend loan further or buy...... But i trust my Maria - the guy no go fit use a season before she go dispose ham. Wetin i sabi sef

No, you're just plying a toxic relationship train that is unfortunately headed no where. I know you love your girl really deep; proly thinking she might come around. Are you scared of what heartbreak might caused you whenever you see her on the social platform whilst stalking her ? Hmm... Don't you think it's hightime you dealt with your worst nightmare now than later. Now lemme teach how real men break up without feeling much pain - DON'T tell her you're done with her; cos if you do, her response will surely bring you pain.... Break up with her from your end ONLY and leave her to keep guessing if you're in the relationship with her or not - Don't call; don't text... Even if she calls or text; don't pick up; don't busy her call, don't reply her texts - Cut all attentions both on air and physical. Add this to the tips; after exercising the above tips, she'll try to locate your home to know your mind when you've not been picking her calls or replying her text - let it be the time you should be heading somewhere and you wanna lock your door OR attend to her outside your home stating the fact that you don't entertain strangers in your home - Don't let her fool you crocodile tears, cos you should be expecting some............................... Lets see who the Boss is!


NOTE: Never allow your hastiness take over your cool to achieve this - just sit back, grab some pop corn, relax your mind then watch as the scene unfolds. Note my monicker; HolyTitus and share with me the testimony...

Hmmm... A day will surely come when she'll wake up in the middle of the night; stroll into the kitchen; then boil water - thinking sey na tea abi coffee she wan help you prepare..... Ori e ti o pe yen a she wa pe wale

Students; a very sound round of applause for him

AleksAndria:


LOL...you know some people can be very silly. Someone's trying so hard to cool off, and you're pulling them back by their pants. Wetin you want may e happen? Anything you see, you take, abeg.

Wow, ''anything you see, you take'' that statement kinda sends shiver down my spine

Easier said than done sha.... What if you tried walking away without uttering any word and your opposition draws you back like ''Alaye, bo sibi; iwo ni mo b a wi(Man, come here; it's you I'm talking to)''....

spartacus11:


Baba u see y i dey shout magic, me self fear ohhh, i never even expected dis to be sincere, yesterday self na 10hrs SOT. For a 47k phone. i swear Nokia make mistake

Na to just get Max 3 and iPhone 8plus join dis device I'm dome for phone be dat.

Tor, i think I still one more testimony from a testifier (a gamer to be precise)..... Btw, which outlet did you got it from for 47

Gptech:

But wetin spartacus11 post show say the 3100mah battery go outperform many 4500mah phones na.

I know that was what he meant.... It's just that it sounds too good to be true

spartacus11:


Nokia 5.1plus (X5)

Wow, I dey reason that device before this Jan. runs out.... But na that 3000Mah wey dem knack the phone still dey hold me back

pyyxxaro:
See as the lap thick like Aguero own

Wicked man

CreepyBlackpool:
oshey!

leaders of tomorrow.



Them future Dino, Buhari, Adeleke them.

I mean who needs school anyway, when you can do WAEC malpractice, forge NYSC cert, present NEPA bill, become a leader of PhD holders in Nigeria and fvck the citizens up big time, with displays of tree climbing, fainting and other drama as bonus.

Good one

lol

Look at yew - haven't you answered yourself already ? Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar abi how can you be dancing like a Maddog in the church... Go away jhor.

bongolistik:
The year is still fresh and we are sure that some of you are already looking forward to changing your phones and you might be looking out for nice android phone to buy immediately in 2019.

Well, you should bare in mind that if you are looking for a phone to buy at this period, you should know that they will definitely be devices manufactured at some point in time last year. So don't expect to see 2019 manufactured phone to buy now, since virtually all the devices for this year are still upcoming.

Well, if you are looking at snapping up a very good android phone this early 2019, we have 5 best suggested phones for you, which can ease your worries or confusion in choosing the right one for yourself.

Without any ado, here are the best 5 android devices that we believe you will surely like and that will be excellent for you if your budget is between 45k to 50K

1. Nokia X5 – The Nokia X5 is first in the list of our high quality phone that you can buy within that price range. The Nokia X5 is also known as the Nokia 5.1 Plus and a very cool device that you can easily look towards its direction for such an amount. And here are some of its major specs that will surely convince you to go for it;

• Display – 5.86inches IPS LCD touchscreen
• 4G Band – LTE supported
• Processor-1.8GHz Octa core MTK Helio P60
• Memory- 3GB RAM and 32GB internal storage
• Camera – Dual rear of 13MP and 5MP with 8MP selfie shooter
• Android 8.1 Oreo based on Android One
• Battery – 3060mAh

So, you can see that the Nokia X5 is a really good device that you can pick and you can get it for exactly $125 (N45,000)

2. Samsung Galaxy J4+ - This is another cool device that we have for you at the stipulated budget above. With this device, you are sure that you will really kick-start your year with a nice phone within your budget. And you can see the major specs below as a convincer;

• Display: Display – 6.0 inches IPS LCD touchscreen
• 4G Band – LTE supported
• Processor- 1.4GHz Quad core Qualcomm Snapdragon 425
• Memory- 2GB RAM and 32GB internal storage
• Camera – single rear 13MP with 5MP selfie shooter
• Android 8.1 Oreo
• Battery – 3300mAh

You can also get this device currently for exactly $125 (N45,000)

3. Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus – This device also known as the Xiaomi Redmi Note 5 is yet another cool device that we are presenting to you and that we are certain it will give you a good run for your budget. Although it runs on Android 7.1.2 Nougat but easily upgradable to Android 8 Oreo. Here are the specs to convince you

• Display – 5.99inches IPS LCD touchscreen
• 4G Band – LTE supported
• Processor- 2.0 GHz Octa core Qualcomm Snapdragon 625
• Memory- 3GB RAM and 32GB internal storage
• Camera – Single rear of 12MP with 5MP selfie shooter
• Android 7.1.2 Nougat with Android 8.1 Oreo easy upgrade
• Battery – 4000mAh

With your $136 (N49,000) budget, you can currently buy the Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus device.

4. Tecno Camon 11 – This device is one of the devices within the stated budget that is known to support wide arrays of 4G bands; including the not common band 28 that Glo network runs its 4G network on. It is a highly recommended device for you if your budget falls within the range. Below are its convincing specs;

• Display – 6.2 inches IPS LCD touchscreen
• 4G Band – LTE supported with wide bands
• Processor- 1.5GHz Quad core MTK Helio A22
• Memory- 3GB RAM and 32GB internal storage
• Camera – Dual rear 13MP and 2MP with 16MP selfie shooter
• Android 8.1 Oreo
• Battery – 3750mAh

This device is currently selling for about $140 (N50,000)

5. Infinix Hot 6X – Our last suggested device for you within the above budget range is another cool device that you can equally get for yourself and be happy that you did. With strong battery and also wide arrays of 4G bands, you are rest assured that you are good to go with this device. Below is its convincing specs for the said budget;

• Display – 6.2 inches IPS LCD touchscreen
• 4G Band – LTE supported with wide bands including band 28
• Processor- 1.4GHz Quad core Qualcomm Snapdragon 425
• Memory- 3GB RAM and 32GB internal storage
• Camera – Dual rear 13MP and 2MP with 8MP selfie shooter
• Android 8.1 Oreo
• Battery – 4000mAh

This device is currently selling for about $140 (N50,000)

Source: https://www.highteknology.com/2019/01/phone-suggestion-5-best-android-phones.html

Where can the Nokia X5 be gotten for 45k in Nigeria ?

NL Moderators again tun gbe their Codeine addiction wonu 2019... Smh

Wow! Egbon, lemme koko commend you on your suuru and perseverance; i know you did all those things you did for her thinking pe o si ma ni change of mind for the better - only a few men could do that.......... But don't you think it's hightime you gift her the ominira she'd been craving for all these while before she gives your life ominira away this earth; i believe you got my illustration..... Move on with aye yin cos this life ehn; o simple gann, Olorun..... Pls, do the needful on time and let her learn the hard way. Peace out

Ki leleyi

The Great Gatsby, My wife is a Gangster, The thieves, This is the end, power, 24 legacy, Adura, Hitman Bodyguard, deadpool, My Ex and why's, The do over, Zootopia, Kingsman(all pts) E.T.C ....... If i list them all, Ten NL page go full

Cho!

Op, Those people you saw there only trooped out en-masse to see if truly he's truly still alive just as his goons had claimed or he's cloned just as kanu had claimed. What do i know sef

Christianos:
They're both idle...

aswear

This one don go fa Reno loyan

Thank God for His divine grace. E-Money go soon replace ham with...................... Me sef never know; lemme keep my hands folded first

The earlier the better all the security outfits in Nigeria should realise that there are some classified information that is not meant for the public knowledge. Without adhering to this, you're all bloody civilians too as you always tagged us