₦airaland Forum

I love nairaland, you guys always make me smile

My girlfrnd bought me a car, can't stop loving her.

alorauzoms: dump question

You mean dumb question I guess.
@op why not ask him, atleast the pay will be attached to the letter of appointment

The topic should have been
'The reasons Why no sensible nigerian should vote for Apc'
They are still recycling thesame thieves that contributed to the problems of nigeria, the only difference is the new party name attached to it.

@op you have no fact to prove GEJ looted such amount of money, as far as am concern I still have a reason to vote him come 2015
Kill yourselves

When am not mad
May Allah forbid

What do you expect from an apartheid nation, they hate themselves not to talk of other countries.
The question should be why do nigerians love being maltreated? Is south africa the only country one must do business?
I wish our government can be strict enough to pay them back in their own coin.....

Junior Sali: Why wont Roman Catholic church accept Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is civilization. Jesus said, 'ask through me n u shall recieve. But they keep praying to Mary and now Rev fr Tansi. May God open ur eyes at least as He did to Church of Nigeria.

Are you alright?
You are so lucky that we are in the season of lent..... Some people are soo anoying

.....And the hunter becomes the haunted.

hurricaneChris: Lame comment!! Keep living in hatred, ur life span is reduced wen u hate.

@Pics, nwanne onweghi ihe mere gi inugo?
All these picx dicha so cool.

Liye nsi gbaluka
I dnt hate the igbos, I never imagined an igbo man leaving biz for pleasure, but he just proved it.

Look at the mirror and you will surely see him.

So igbos can afford to leave business for pleasure? Shocking
btw nice pics you have there.

acidtalk: *Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.

A Northern African country will lift the cup while another West African country will come 2nd.

Finally super eagles not only made it past the group stages, they are now the new champions of Africa.
Acidtalk the prophet where are you?

[quote author=slim fit ]Inufele the second ignore that sir madam she is totally benefiting from the corruption so don't w waste your text on a blocked head like that joor.[/quote]So because I didn't pray for the death of mr. President I am now a beneficiary of corruption?
I wouldn't want to waste my energy on a sadist like you who lack proper upbringing, but just to sound a warning to a fool like you to take your hate to another person, mr president is not the reason for the pain and misery in your home. Mumu

inufele2: Shut up jor! if you don't have anything to say, have you and your family recovered from the calamity that Jona and other Nigerian politicians imposed upon you? stupeed id!ot.

Eediot you think all nigerians reside at ajegunle with you? GEJ did not impose calamity on me rather he is a blessing to me.
Kill yourself pig

mimifonwon: excuse me were they thinking of your wellbeing when they stay stealing from the people, and taking themselves outside the country to get treated, while the people they are serving wallow in poverty. I feel sorry for you, its sad that youths like you refuse to see the harms and are morally and ethically corrupt. Dont tell me God forgives us, and am a christian bull, do unto you neighbors or turn the other cheek rubbish. In my culture, The God who created the universe isnt so forgiving, he takes revenge, and all i did was get down on my knees with a clean heart and clean hands and begged God in tears that he avenge nigerians from its wicked leaders. Then i poured wine on the floor, and called my ancestors to punish the top looters one by one, and the next day i had a strange dream, and it will happen. If any member of my family is corrupt( yes i have uncles in politics and i dont care for them for they shall answer to the crimes they have committed against the people). My ancestors and God knows who is at fault and like i saw 7 coffins with nigerian flag wrapped around it in my dream, believe me, it will happen unless they do right by the people before years end. It is youths and so called christian heart of forgiveness that cause many nigerians to be fooled into repeatedly putting thieves into office. 7 will die or terminally ill and maned where they cannot enjoy the loot, if they dont turn a new leaf. I have said(pours wine to the floor) and it shall be done ho-ha. If their hands are clean in corruptive means and destroying nigeria then they will be okay, if not they they shall face the judgment. And holyvirging my dear, i dont care if they have families, their families should have told them to do the right thing and they enjoy stolen wealth without having conscience to atleast put the money back into the country atleast through charity. They are equally at fault and what ever befalls them, na their parents caused it, not me, for my hands are clean!!! .. As for praying for them, i pray that they realize their mistake and do what is right before the end of this year or they will die a slow and painful death.. nite!!! My ancestors and God will bear me witness!!

Please save the epistle, and like I said, the calamities you wished them will befall you and your family.mtcheww

Greatken007: who made u poor,wh said u shouldnt go to sch?what av u done in ur community?pls go and occupy our ZOO we need more animals there,especially in Yankari game reserve

Who be this orangutan? Park well jare, defending a lady as daft as you? Bwahahahahahahaha I wish you all the evil you wished mr president.
now go back and tell your frustrated ass# that mr president is not the cause of your misery, your dad squandered the money meant for your upkeep on a wh*ore that's why your condition became worst than it should be.
Ape

Pray together...

mimifonwon: omg i am loving this and more of them will get sick if they dont do right by the will of the people and return what they have stolen and make nigeria realize her potentials. I said it and it will be done or all of them will get sick one by one, and if they dont start turning a new leave 7 of them will die before year end. Am not a winch, just asked my ancestors to take revenge for the people. am glad his not well...sadistic i know, but until nigeria changes it leaderships and start doing better for the people, pessimistic thoughts are all i have for its corrupt leaders.

7 of them will die? Madam that prayer will return to your entire family, if you don't modify your post, 7 of your family including your mum,dad, brothers,sisters and relatives. (Mods better dnt hide my post,cos GEJ is smbdys parent and relative).

I wonder when nigerians will learn to stop laughing at others travail.learn to pray for your leaders

Tolexander: is it the duty of the executive to be constructing roads, Make bridges, and working in the power station to generate electricity? So what is your point? What the executive need doing in this situation is to command and activate the process to search for the evil perpetrators

My point is that you go and prepare for jamb abeg...

Silly

tashanja: If you are getting more than 18hrs per day, then you must be among the previleged because apparently electricity for Nigerians is no longer a right but a previlege , and you sir are no doubt among those that are previleged.

Not blaming you for supporting Jona, because if I too were to be getting more than 18hrs electricity per day, I would probably be on his campaign team here on NL trying to defend the indefensible, in an attempt to pay him back for his selective previlege to me - 18hs ehn, you must either be from his state, town, village or even household, so pls tell us more.

No maybe you are living in chad republic cos if truly you live here in nigeria, previleged or not, you will notice light has changed from what it used to be.

That lady amanfool is no different from other whites who hardly sees anything good in Africa. But one day we must surely get there.

pDude: Thats all he can do. Condemn.

Yeah actually the journalist forgot to add that mr president left aso rock yesterday in search of the killers,
Since its now the duty of the executive arm to catch and purnish offenders.....

Akshow: Will this phuckin butt licker okupe jus Shut it already?

No u should rather shut up.
I love the part he said buhari's time has passed and so true, buhari is a displinarian but we don't want old folks anymore, we want young blood,intelligent,innovative vibrant, non fanatics and not religious extremist like buhari.

Finally #in okupe's tone#
The country is drifting towards success, the country is drifting from hopelessness, lack of power,lack of focus, the country is drifting from crisis to where it should be........ Success and power house of Africa

Their's Hope for nigeria...

Yeah girls hostels are usually dirty, even here at moddibbo adama university yola,nana hostel precisely is one of the dirtiest but you hardly see em shyting inside the room.
I just feel being dirty is peculiar to some tribes in nigeria.
Yuuuuk

She doesn't look her age to me.

Please somebody should give me link to any ghanian website, I wanna have a good laugh b4 bed.
After hearing their rant on tv3, gloating is on ma mind

Dignitary: Interesting!!!

I guess GEJ and his acolytes cannot wait 4 d Super Eagles to bring the cup home...that will be termed GEJ's achievement!!!

Hen hen, Mr. President, since u talked about d S'Eagles spirit...when will u flush out the evil spirit of corruption from your govt? When will you wage war against the spirit of unemployment, poverty etc

The most stupid comment so far...

Enyeama all the way...

Who say we no go win o...ayamma
Catapult fire I'm ....
The super eagles are bigger than the eagles

Mega party abi fools party are just wasting their time. Buhari is a failure and since he is one of the founding fathers, I dnt want to associate myself with failure.

Sai jonathan
Sai pdp

Mad Cow: [b]A merger...

A Merger of;

CPC - A Northern Political party whose sole aim is to return power to the North by any means necessary. The same Northern Party that threatened Nigeria with blood shed should their preffered candidate fail to win which they eventually did. The political arm of Boko Haram.

APGA - An Igbo Political Party. coFounded by the late Biafran warlord. A party whose sole objective is an Igbo president by any means necessary. A party that cant even comfortably deliver the East. The political arm of the Igbo terrorist association MASSOB/BZM.

ACN - A Yoruba Political Party. Headed by Bola Tinubu. A Party that has so many internal problems of its own. A Party that seeks to represent only Yoruba interests. The political arm of the Yoruba terrorist groups OPC & NURTW.

ANPP - The older brother of CPC. Yet another Northern Political party.




All these parties all have selfish interests. And this merger is riding on the back of extreme desparation to unseat the ruling PDP. Sadly, all I see is another mass failure in the making. All President Jonathan has to do is ensure minimal rigging. Let Nigerians vote and you will see that we all dont want the North in power again.




Come 2015.. PDP shall reign supreme yet again..

FRESH BREEZE 2015.. [color=red]In Joe we trust[/sub][/b]

Say it as it is......

ritux: I am me. It is only in nairaland that u see pple calling Buhari's name for president. But just take note of this, BUHARI will never never be president again.

Please say it again and again and again......

Sai jonathan
Fashocrook and Tinubu can kill themselves for all we care. After jonajona come 2015 another pdp will be president

ritux: Mark my words also. BUHARI will never, i repeat never be president of the federal republic of Nigeria again.

GBAM! Northerners would rather vote for ATiku to that failure buhari.

Sai jonathan

Baba mai mangoro is an oldman who has nothing to offer us as Adamawa indigenes....