₦airaland Forum

Wow!

Shoot those Islamabad

Keeping a wild animal as a pet is just like falling in love with a random prostitute in the street

We all know that with diplomacy they will all be sent free

See dick sucking mouths.
I love it when girls with fleshy lips suck my dick

That's y I'm a virgin so that when my children grows up, I'll tell them what I did

Thanks but u won't understand.
I ve less than 1k in my account for the past 1month. It was even a guy that helped me with last month's glo subscription.
I'm down wit depression.

JimaeChinko:
Don't give up..

70% of Nigerian graduates experiences this.

Keep pushing.
Never quit.

My guy lemme tell u.
I've been in ur shoes before.
I served in Ijebu East LGA of Ogun state.
Most female corps members want someone in whom they will lay their shoulders on for that service year.
Many guys fell for it.
As a sharp Igbo boy that was staying alone, I used the opportunity to fučk all fučkables during the service year including my fellow corps members and villagers as well.
Once u stay in a comfortable zone and luckily for them, u got no roommate...u are a fly guy.
Guy if u don't fučk her, another guys will.

Lemme inform u that after the service year, she will go back to her normal life in which she left for service.
Well I'm not surprised bcoz during my service year, it was u Yoruba guys that were spending foolishly on girls but we de wise Igbo would be fučking them without pity

...and I'm yet to make a dime since this year since I passed out from NYSC.
I don't just want to regret yet y I went to school.
No family member to assist me.
No friend to assist
I'm only on my own. God is this how I'll end up?

Pray that God should open ur eyes

chamberlinco1983:
MAY GOD HAV MERCY ON UR IGNORANC.

Those years in Nigeria they used to forget scissors and knives inside the patient's body.

Idol worshippers

Nonsense!
The worst thing is that ur statement government is paying ur school fees via free education.
Chai Abokí.
How did u manage to create an account for yourself?
Oook! I get it. U went to a computer center and u paid a stipulated amount for them to create an account for u.

RIP English

BABANGBALI:
Did you tooked the girl out for lunch or dinner?

What about Patience Ozokwo?

Sure. The good thing they did for us was to allow us socialize, maybe because we were mostly boys. I can go to field back then by 11am and come back by 6pm during holidays and weekends because we all could play ball perfectly and they wouldn't do anything rather my mom would be worried bcoz of hunger. Mind u, I'm from a responsible and Christian background. My dad is a Deacon in Assemblies of God Church.
The only thing they discouraged us from was having girl friends. Girls can't just find us to our family house.
Even now I'm a graduate, whenever I'm in my family house and I want to control a girl to my house, I'll simply wait for my parents to leave for work and I'll still discharge her before 4pm

DonPiiko:
I am not a game freak. I only owned 1 PlayStation that I bought myself I grew up in an antisocial environment, maybe when I have kids I will acquire gaming devices for them, as for me it's a no no

Lol. Urs is far different ooo.
Another thing is that my dad loves playing game either with his phone or laptop. Zuma returns precisely.
I believe that's where all of us got that blood from.
We all love playing games. Right from the days of Nintendo to Sega to PS1 to PS2 to PSP and PS3

DonPiiko:
I find it annoying, at some point I will slow down on social media especially when I am older, mine is a chronic addict, he carries a powerbank everywhere, its lack of socialization at a young age that caused it

I don't blame mine bcoz whenever he is less busy he will start surfing the internet as if tomorrow no dey. I could remember years back when he asked me what whatsapp was

DonPiiko:
My Oldman has 4 facebook accounts a twitter account, an instagram account and uncountable emails, if I told him about NL I am sure he will open an account immediately. He always has a question to ask about my photos so I tone it down on FB

Amen

boolet:
May God answer your prayer

Hahaha if na me dem go just crucify me bcoz of my family background.

Papaaldrich:
Oboy u don mad oooo,I remember the day wey okigwe police raid that gariki joint My friend obinna dey with one olosho na so police carry him with only boxer go that station for saint mary church.Come see the look em mama dey give,I miss O

My dad keep creating accounts as if tomorrow no dey.
I dey mad to accept his request

He resemble imbecïle

But some girls like to dey resist men even if they are in the mood for sex.
Girl go use her hand pull pant but will be like "what are you trying to do?"

I've tore a girl's pant before and I'm used to tearing bra hook.
My friends hear am.
I sabi tear bra hook as if tomorrow no dey knowing fully well that some girl's weak point na for breasts.
U go dey suck, dey press and she go dey talk say noooo I'm not interested but she go still dey moan.
Chai!!! Zinny, Onyi, Tope, Chioma, Joyce, Amarachi, Ada, etc I miss all ur breasts

Lol. Her customer service skills are out of this world.

jagorinho:
For an adult to conjure this, amarachi must have been a "good" girl

Hope they didn't touch Amarachi wey dey give me discount of 100 that year?
Those years doing my I.T I dey enter there on Sundays scatter.
That place has two names namely Senegal and Garigi.
Nawao.
Those years wey Amarachi's toto tight pass my girl's toto.
Dick sucker.
Amarachi wey fit hang one leg for window say make u hammer her well.
Oh Amarachi, I remember those years u dey suck my Nîpples, dey play wit my balls.
After every every u go collect Less than 1k even after spending hours with me.
Amarachi! Oh my Amarachi! I missed ur tight toto

Both of us really need assistance.
I'm in dire need of a job

Black dicks rock.
At least I'm better than Ronaldo in bed.

I'm on my period

Buhari

BanevsJoker:
CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE CIROMA

Hydrolic soup(ewudu) causes loss of memory.

Can you help me to rewrite mine?

Product of a failed educational background

Hysaac:
Where did he broke it

My dear the story Is 50-50 to believe

mummy345:
According to the lady, she claimed she was hypnotized after being touched by some people with diabolical powers. She said she lost concentration after being touched and followed her abductors to their hideout.