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Na so one bad SS1 girl wey dey my neighborhood take run away go meet one boy for same village. After 2days some group of cultists caught them having sex in an uncompleted building and the boys insisted that dem go follow do.
After every every up to 8 boys fučk her.
They collected their phones and monies.
The girl had to run back to her family that she was abducted by the group of cultists just to punish them.
Omo no be small case for them.
SARS use them shine sha.
Up to 200k per head.

I'm really impressed

Change ur topic to Juju yahoo boys aka yahoo plus

Yawns.
If only I can see a job to support myself and my family.


God please remember me

MayhorE:
Why not create one instead of looking for one, u can be ur own CEO

I'm a fresh graduate who is need of a fund if I should reason being self employed

Please how can I use this narration to get myself a job?

Help me out

The truth is that I don't know what to type

Most of the Yoruba houses lack toilets and u want to celebrate a bridge?

Oga count me off.
I just passed out from NYSC and I have a lot of responsibilities which am yet to accomplish bcoz I'm still jobless. This should be for people who are working.
If God should remember me soon, I might think about it

Sayboy:
There is no monetary reward. It's a charity.

But you will be given accommodation and there is provision for feeding at our programmes.

The charity also gives you a robust package if you win the member of the month.

Run culture test on her.

Even if say na person wey finger dirty girl wey Neva bath for the past 5 weeks.
This should be a warning to those guys that lick and suck toto.
Imagine say this infection na inside toto wey no get side mirror to know wetin dey inside and u go the suck, dey lick, dey tongue-fućk and after u go use condoms fučk.
Nawao

Oga take her to a hospital let them run culture test on her.

Is there any monetary reward?

Boss how can I contact Bebbie?

Kill them all

Lol. It's beta not to give people hopes when u know they can't be fulfilled

Femsyn:
Don't worry, very soon, not too long, you will become an uncle. Perhaps, you might understand.

Urs is far different from mine.
U are just like Paddy, de billionaire's son who is still inspired but wit a good background
My parents are mere civil servants.

askibee:
everybody is on his or her path,if I tell you my trials and how determine I am to succeed I know it will inspire you,I have a broda who owns his own house and a manager in tincan wharf a father who work as a cso in a big company but I dnt see that as anything but am on the path of success

Exactly. I'm kinda depressed bcoz I'm just on my own

askibee:
truth be told our world is wicked nobody will hlp u except God,lets trow away this entitlement mentality and Be focus.it reduces heart break

I believe that each and everyone of us have an uncle who disappoints as if he is being paid to do so.

1. Back then in primary and early secondary school days, I have this particular uncle that will contact my parents to measure all our sizes and preferences that he would buy Christmas gifts and clothes for us while coming back from Lagos. Sometimes he would use sticks of broom to collect our measurements via shoes but we never got anything from him rather he would come and collect foodstuffs (mostly garri and red oil) that is being lacked over there.

2. While in school, this particular uncle would call u only to request for ur account details, promising to deposit money into my account. As he ends that call, u will never receive any dime. Call him tomorrow, he would give u one excuse that his mobile transfer app got blocked for or that his bank branch caught fire or that his goods are on the high sea.

3. Few months or weeks to my Industrial Training (I.T)
My uncle disturbed me severally that I should start coming over to Lagos and I should also send my IT letter that he had secured a nice job for me. When the time came, my uncle changed tone that I should give him some time, that he will get back to me. One week, 2 months, etc my uncle was yet to get back to me. Omo I had to find my way.

4. Right now someone has graduated, my uncle whom I know can help has changed dramatically.
While I was still serving, he promised me that once I passed out, he will refer me to any of his contacts who are bosses on their own.
I have been calling him for weeks and he told me that he would send an email address in which I'll use to forward my CV. For two months now, I'm yet to receive any text.
I called him today and he told me that the person he had in mind just left his office and that will be tomorrow then.
I wanted to curse him. How can he disappointing and daft as well? Well lemme just say that is because I'm not his son. Nobody wants to help but they will rush to identify with u once u make it.

I have a lot of experiences and stories to tell but lemme just stop here.
Fellow Nairalanders do u have such experiences to share?

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All na man-made.
No perfection!
Only God saves

Lets go this way.
One round with Femi- Battle
One round with Ngozi- Battle
Rounds with Femi,Ngozi Aisha (foursome)- war

Afonjas useless I swear

Even most of their graduates are educated illiterates.
How can u be in a social and official gathering and u will be communicating in Yoruba language.
When u are asked to speak English, u start getting angry bcoz u can't.
Back then, even my colleagues saw me (an Igbo) as a threat. Ibo this, Ibo that while they have never been to any South Eastern state before.
They dare not travel to other regions.
Stupid set of tribe!!!⚠️

Do u know that Afonjas don't cook with crayfish?
Back then when I was serving, anytime I wanted to cook all of them would come out only to watch me cook.
Their level of Amebo and Apkoroko is too bad that even ur Yoruba landlord would send his children to beg salt, oil, matches and maggi.
I once came back from the East and I gave my landlord's mother stockfisk,driedfish and 5bars of soap. Due to the fact that she saw me came back with 3 big traveling bags, she never appreciated me, rather refused to talk to me for 2days because she expected a lot from me...An ordinary Corp member. Her senses regained when she came to beg me matches.
It is only Afonjas that used to marry many wives and they will still be sleeping with their daughter's friends.

Thanks bro.
Could u imagine that my so called corps members from Yoruba lands couldn't speak English fluently like graduates?
It was so shameful that simple problems that secondary school students could solve were brought to me to attend.
My colleagues from Osun, Ekiti, Ondo and Oyo were all embarrassments. It was so bad that even exam questions were brought to me for final corrections before typing.

hornyofife:
It boils down to onw single factor also..#poverty.

But the will never accept that they are the poorest of the southern regions. They dont go out hence dont know other are living better than them. They use lagos to cover face which is actually the effort of non yorubas

I served in a Yoruba land.
Do u know that these guys don't joke with soaked garri.
Their pattern of eating is zero.
No wonder their new born babies are like lizards

Y is that most of these Yoruba guys are so stupid?
Sincerely typing, I'm furious at ur stupidity.
Nonsense.
U must be a kid without sense.
Woman dey carry guys come fuçk for ur house wey u dey pay wit ur sweat and u dey here dey open threads for us.
Goat!!!

No bro. November

CrescentMoon:
I do all these. Were you born in February?

Amen. I'm tired of staying at home.
The worst part be say I no sabi anybody

anayolity:
As eh do am for me this year with employment ...Him go do am for you!!!

Amen. Make God help me with employment

anayolity:
Lordddddddddddddd see my brother ooooooooh

eh go better my brother!!!!
We must succeed