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NYSC › Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by Holywizard: 6:38am On Jun 06, 2015

scarr:
OMG how did u know
When I was serving, one faithful day as I was going to maami, one fine chick called me, me shocked walked slowly to her, she threw a very lame joke but I faked a laugh only for her to request I help her with her form, I thought she didn't understand a few sections but it dawned on me when it was only her name and address she knew, she didn't even know what a next of kin is
To make matters worse and annoying she graduated with an upper class grade. How is that even possible
I wonder if all chinyere from IMSU are like that

my hatred 4 buhari will only change if he shud turn imsu into 'National Poultry' because they lack everything academically, socially, morally etc.

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NYSC › Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by Holywizard: 9:46pm On Jun 05, 2015

she must really be a graduate of Imsu

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Phones › Re: Galaxy S6 Or Blackberry Passport by Holywizard: 12:02am On Jun 05, 2015

u wan tell us say u na big rich nigga abi huh

na we go help u operate de phone?
OP U BE BAKED BEANS

Celebrities › Re: WHAT This Man Did While Having A Brain Surgery Will SHOCK You (photos) by Holywizard: 11:45pm On Jun 04, 2015

that must had been his last wish

Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Osinbajo Locked Out Of President Buhari’s Security Meeting by Holywizard: 11:38pm On Jun 04, 2015

VP look malnutrished!!! Is he a goat?

Politics › Re: Photo Of The Day: See Why We Will Always Suffer In Africa. by Holywizard: 11:35pm On Jun 04, 2015

that Hausa id1ot dat gave dat chinese d1ck his gun to snap shud be locked up immediately

Romance › Re: What Is The Difference A Prostitute And You That Dash For Free by Holywizard: 8:05pm On Jun 04, 2015

jrerico1:
lol bros you nor dy fear o, u wan suck ashawo breast, hope say they never give you pussy suck b4 o b4 o

Romance › Re: What Is The Difference A Prostitute And You That Dash For Free by Holywizard: 8:10am On Jun 04, 2015

AfricanApple:

dats de fact

Politics › Re: graphic image-Standing On The Toilet Bowl: This May Happen To You by Holywizard: 8:08am On Jun 04, 2015

londongal03:
#Toto# stupi.d comment

wot if her toto com tear u tink say person go gree fuvck wide sea?

Romance › Re: What Is The Difference A Prostitute And You That Dash For Free by Holywizard: 10:53pm On Jun 03, 2015

ashawo no dey gree my suck & press bweasts but i dey suck,bite, eat & swallow my girl or side chicks' bweasts

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Politics › Re: graphic image-Standing On The Toilet Bowl: This May Happen To You by Holywizard: 10:38pm On Jun 03, 2015

chaiiii but tnk God de seat no tear her toto

Politics › Re: Gov. Obiano Weeps As Petrol Tanker Burns 69 In Otsha (graphic Pic). by Holywizard: 8:59am On Jun 01, 2015

they are dead but their manhood lives...

Politics › Re: GEJ Trekkers Finally Leave Otuoke For Abuja(photo) by Holywizard: 8:40am On Jun 01, 2015

Farewell....laanu n'udo!!!

Politics › Re: Buhari Breaks 3 Campaign Promises Less Than 24 Hours After Taking Oath by Holywizard: 6:02am On May 31, 2015

They are all bastards!!! Greedy, selfish & biased goats!!! No hope for the poor masses at large.
PDP, APC, PANT, BRA, COWA, APGA, NNPC, NEPA, etc they are all de same.
I pity those fools that died for them during election

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Politics › Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Denied Access To The Inauguration VIP Stage. by Holywizard: 5:11pm On May 29, 2015

Mbkite:
thank you so much. I hv done d correction.

u re welcome

Politics › Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Denied Access To The Inauguration VIP Stage. by Holywizard: 11:21am On May 29, 2015

HEY!! ur sentence lack de rule of concord in English language.
'DID' dont go with past tense.
The correct sentence should be ...
'WHY DID THE SECURITY PERSONNEL STOP..."

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Pets › Re: The Smart And Trained Snake We Killed by Holywizard: 10:20am On May 28, 2015

no breastzs?

Family › Re: Photo: Parents Be Careful (viewers Discretion Strongly Adviced) by Holywizard: 10:51am On May 27, 2015

lets call it assumption....
But it's an advice!!!
He who has ear let him hear ( Malachi 5:7)

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Crime › Re: 34-year-old Shot By Policeman Over N2,000 (Photo) by Holywizard: 5:13pm On May 26, 2015

yomi007k:
And for this statement ur life is worthless.

u'll neva prosper!!!

Crime › Re: 34-year-old Shot By Policeman Over N2,000 (Photo) by Holywizard: 3:18pm On May 26, 2015

hansbad:
oga sir are u better then him? Useless

cow!!!

Crime › Re: 34-year-old Shot By Policeman Over N2,000 (Photo) by Holywizard: 2:55pm On May 26, 2015

since he is ab0ki man am ok with that....

After all his life worth a #500 (money for two litres of fuel in a black market retailer)

Health › Re: A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 11:02am On May 26, 2015

kilode100:
Eeyah. ... Has it subsided?

That girl tho

yes tnk u.

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Romance › Re: Is 1 Million Naira Too Much For A Bride Price? by Holywizard: 11:01pm On May 25, 2015

if only her breastsssz will neva fall & she will be a virgin wit tight toto forever

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Politics › Re: frustrated chinese Man Seats On The Ground In Filling Station. by Holywizard: 11:10pm On May 24, 2015

is dat not an albino?

Health › Re: A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 11:02pm On May 24, 2015

deeboiii:
Bro, go manual.

Nairalanders will neva take someone serious....smh

Health › Re: A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 10:51pm On May 24, 2015

hatbricker:
gay alert

chai

Health › Re: A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 10:45pm On May 24, 2015

hatbricker:
I suggest you sub your joystick with pepper or aboniki balm, works like magic .

Thank me later

this is serious dear

Health › Re: A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 10:43pm On May 24, 2015

Andrew114:
Look at how shameless you are,u can't even beg God

as in prayers will fall my d1ck?

Health › A Nairalander In Need Of Help by Holywizard(op): 9:04pm On May 24, 2015

Pls i need serious help. My temperature is increasing & as well as my heart beat.

How it started...

A girl friend of mine just called me this evening that in not less than 15mins that she would be on her way to my lodge since it has been long she last visited.
That she has been missing me & would like to spend some quality time with me bla bla bla....
Due to the type of girl she was & the type of sharp guy i claimed to be, i had to take a local herb which my lodgemate always take when planning to meet a girl.

Till now i ve not seen the girl & when i called to know her whereabout she told me that couldn't make it that lets meet by tomorrow.
The problem is that the effect of the herb that i took is seriously on me & my d1ck has risen.

Pls my fellow nairalanders am seriously in need of help because my head is banging & my heartbeat is increasing.
What am i to take to reduce the effects because am dyimg

Advice pls....

Politics › Re: I Don’t Give A Damn What Obasanjo Says About Me — Atiku Abubakar by Holywizard: 9:11am On May 24, 2015

birds of a feather...
Stup1d men!!!

Politics › Re: Buhari, Probe Jonathan For The Sake Of National Interest! - Theophilus Danjuma by Holywizard: 9:09am On May 24, 2015

u're an 1diot sir!

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Politics › Re: See Before & After Trek Photos Of The Lady That Walked From Enugu To Lagos by Holywizard: 9:07am On May 24, 2015

that girl na mumu.....

It's a pity dat no one gave her #100 to buy soap.

I wonder why my igbo sister would follow oda goatish tribes to trek for their useless cattle rearers

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