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RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Start Life With Me In This Condition? by HomerTimpson: 10:10pm On May 18, 2021
SmellySperm:
U even get mattress and pillow with a big mirror grin

Boss abeg do small giveaway for niggas na
lmao I no even get boxer shorts,to talk of rent? Naa make this guy sponsor me abeg
RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Start Life With Me In This Condition? by HomerTimpson: 10:06pm On May 18, 2021
SmellySperm:
U even get mattress and pillow with a big mirror grin

Boss abeg do small giveaway for niggas na
lmao
CelebritiesRe: Shock!ng Photos Of Akon And His Father by HomerTimpson: 9:29pm On May 18, 2021
ashybabs:
Shocking Ph
The father be like average ondo man (the lips thou)
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing That Destroys A Relationship by HomerTimpson: 7:53pm On May 18, 2021
lavylilly:
How do drop the link now, because they just finished the Lectures today but I have the PDF document that you can read through
how bout my mail ? adesanyasijuade9@gmail.com or I drop WhatsApp?
RomanceRe: Someone's Wife Pregnant For Me by HomerTimpson: 8:39pm On May 16, 2021
akpunda86:
Yea if hubby dismiss her certainly I'll be taking her as second wife but different homes. I no grow with fear. Poverty no be my broda I'm asking a simple question how is postinor taken.
postinor 2 is taken when it has pass 24 hours of unprotected sex,hence the postinor 1 is ok


And boss man since you get bars small anything will do sir (2082538282 Zenith bank )

But having a coded runs girl on standby mode is better than another man's thing o,cos this kind thing dey reduce love for family if cast....just saying.....AGAIN PLS CONSIDER MY SECOND PARAGRAPH PLS
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Shameful! Naija Babe Went To A Club, Got Drunk, Took Off Her Clothes by HomerTimpson: 6:45pm On May 16, 2021
Lol I SAW THIS PICTURE IN 2016....Are we time traveling backwards or what?
veboram959:
Ladies will not listen if you tell them not to do something their heads can’t handle. This is the end outcome.

Yes, it’s a party, and the chick you’re seeing below was described as “not even a Stripper, but one of the “#holy-holy” students of Unical – Calabar.”
This happened after only 54 minutes of drunkenness.

Please advise her if a lady can be this crazy without being insane.

SEE PHOTOS: https://dailynubs.com/photos-shameful-naija-babe-went-to-a-club-got-drunk-took-off-her-clothes-party-on/
...
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing That Destroys A Relationship by HomerTimpson: 5:53pm On May 16, 2021
lavylilly:
So, would you like to learn CryptoCurrency?
WITH ALL MY HEART MAM...OMG why do i take so long for me to check back here?
RomanceRe: When A Couple Truly Love Each Other by HomerTimpson: 12:07pm On May 14, 2021
obembet:
When a couple truly love each other, they shower each other with gifts, love and affection as is within their reach. As much as showing love to your spouse is important, doing what is within your reach and capacity is VERY VERY important.

Nigerian men are after ur body.. no love. No care. All what they want is sex.

U will hear something like... if u truly love me, let have sex grin
you don't know how it feels like to buy someone a wrist watch on their birthday and to get abba singlet in return on your own birthday
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing That Destroys A Relationship by HomerTimpson: 12:02pm On May 14, 2021
lavylilly:
Yes, start with the schools in your area.
lol am not a graduate plus teaching is not my thing...am glad you respond thou
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Feed 2,000 Muslim Children (Photos) by HomerTimpson: 11:57am On May 14, 2021
I make sure that Northside eat---DRAKE 2020
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing That Destroys A Relationship by HomerTimpson: 8:19am On May 08, 2021
lavylilly:
Mention one thing that destroys a relationship
Pls can I get a job,I stay close to Lasu
Christianity EtcRe: Mermaids Dey In Existence Ooo.. by HomerTimpson: 7:51am On May 08, 2021
luminouz:
All these are stories.

I want concrete proof. Show me where you can find them,lemme verify myself

Been collecting data on these species for a while now. I have two solid as fuq videos showing them but none is african.

I have been to igbemo-ekiti, then to ijebu ijesha to investigate claims but only found dirty ponds/rivers and nothing else.

Can you get me more concrete proof? Hearsays and Dem tell me stories are boring me to death
I listened to one program on radio � one time,and people of the same or having children of sort called in live and asking questions...IF THERE'S PHOTOCOPY, THERE IS ORIGINAL MY OGA
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by HomerTimpson: 9:32pm On May 02, 2021
my anyanamisi
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Welcomes Twins, Jelani & Jalil, On His 27th Birthday (Photos) by HomerTimpson: 4:33pm On May 01, 2021
ukaface:
how can you call innocent kids that know nothing about their birth, unfortunate?

And you claim to be a CHRISTIAN?? Mehhhhhnnnn......Nawa o
leave that devilian alone parading himself as christlike
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Welcomes Twins, Jelani & Jalil, On His 27th Birthday (Photos) by HomerTimpson: 4:32pm On May 01, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Child of satan

I pity his Children, Born of a sinful father that produces satanic music
I can already see how sorrowful those unfortunate children will be in future
is this what jesus would have said?
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Welcomes Twins, Jelani & Jalil, On His 27th Birthday (Photos) by HomerTimpson: 2:00pm On May 01, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Child of satan

I pity his Children, Born of a sinful father that produces satanic music
I can already see how sorrowful those unfortunate children will be in future
is this what jesus the christ would have said?
CareerRe: What are The Best Handwork To Learn In Nigeria? by HomerTimpson: 11:22pm On Apr 30, 2021
iamadonis2:
I’m thinking an online skill, UI/ UX design
pls explain
RomanceRe: Another Experience I Had With This Entitled Elderly Bittcchh!! - Redpill by HomerTimpson: 9:33pm On Apr 30, 2021
Jmw2kblogposts:
How rude and unconsiderate of her! That you should do your usual demo to the shoemaking shop with my pam while i go bearfooted? Thats women for you! They will always want to be comfortable FIRST even at the detriments of every other thing, they don't care how its going to affect you, they just want to be satisfied before any other thing comes through the line!

I gave her a blatant NO! and she asked why, i told her i couldn't go shoeless and i don't like matching the ground on barefoot! Of course women can't handle rejections, when you give them a No they feel like you denied them of something that belonged to them even when thats not the situation. She gave me a scornful look and turned to start leaving, before she even completely turned i had already grabbed my phone and sat down back to continue the game i paused. I also realised she was walking slowly out of my shop grin bittch was expecting me to call her back cheesy

No let woman use you anyhow on top sey she be WOMAN!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!!
pls what was the game � you were playing?
RomanceRe: How Many Nigerian Women Can Do This (graphic Image) by HomerTimpson: 2:20pm On Apr 01, 2021
AsherAmari:
Not even in my dreams.

But how come I'm scared of chicken but not scared of goats?

I can't hold any bird. Even the gentlest of them ( dove) scares me.
cos your are from the BIRDGANG NA
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by HomerTimpson: 9:38pm On Mar 24, 2021
Exactly!! What's the payment like cos I dey iyana iba area,I just left a shitty job like that cos the team leader was milking us dry and can't afford to fall for another one
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrest Yahoo Boys Who Obtained $8,000 In Fraudulent US Covid-19 Benefit by HomerTimpson: 4:48pm On Mar 11, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss
Bros abeg show me love,am bout to take a certain step and am very low on resources...abeg atleast reply senior man
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 8:45pm On Feb 28, 2021
hayqiumba:
First ten moniker to quote me gets 2h
OR
How you go share 5k
hi bro bet9ja id?
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 8:44pm On Feb 28, 2021
hayqiumba:
First ten moniker to quote me gets 2h
OR
How you go share 5k
hi bro
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 8:31pm On Feb 28, 2021
emmaak2:
Who d sell weed give yhu?
just tell me have corrected my self
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2021
pls how can I fund someone else bet9ja account?...it's urgent pls
RomanceRe: Marriage, Virginity And Sex: My Experience During Youth Service by HomerTimpson: 11:34pm On Feb 16, 2021
Oh! So bride price is different from dowry ? I don't get
KidDarkness:
In summary broda is saying that in Nigeria, bride/pride price should be paid for only virgins. Female non virgins should pay dowry to male virgins
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 3:23am On Jan 17, 2021
coolB97TWSQECACQE-10921066 cool I need more money to stake this game,it's a good risk
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 3:12am On Jan 17, 2021
coolB97TWSQECACQE-10921066 cool
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 3:05am On Jan 17, 2021
Melaye2:
God bless mason mount last game on my ticket
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If 200h wont be too small for you drop id bet9ja only first 10people
10816604 homertimpson




pls stake this game B94TWSQASPSZT-10816604
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 12:31am On Jan 04, 2021
waploger:
E don done.

Bet king users
FG4N2

Remember to edit am oh
lool under? una sef
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by HomerTimpson: 9:04am On Jan 03, 2021
BetBuilder365:
then why are you betting
to make money of cos

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