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Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With A Million Naira by HomerTimpson: 11:40pm On May 08, 2023
Satanistx:
how much is the bike, how much is made monthly, how much is your salary and how do you get constant offers ?
you don’t understand
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With A Million Naira by HomerTimpson: 4:39am On Apr 27, 2023
dawnomike:
block industry, mini distributorship, frozen foods, Okada hire purchase, bike logistic biz, Agriproduce etc
pls sir link me up with any okada hire purchase you kknow in Ibadan. Thanks
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With A Million Naira by HomerTimpson: 4:38am On Apr 27, 2023
Greatdand007:


Which one do you know about that you can put me thru
Buy me a TVs bike and I will deliver well for you sir
Romance / Re: Somebody Help Me I Am The Verge Of Commiting Suicide by HomerTimpson: 4:36am On Apr 27, 2023
Dshocker:


This time around, you have to put shame away and do what ever business that will bring you money.

Keke, bus or okada rider.

Or better still, look for a hire purchase system of transport and start up.

If you were good at driving a 22 tyre truck, i would have linked you with one.
boss! Pls link me up with the okada hire purchase plsss!!
Car Talk / Re: Who’s Into Motorcycle Business?? by HomerTimpson: 4:28am On Apr 27, 2023
Pls someone should help me with this ASAP
Car Talk / Who’s Into Motorcycle Business?? by HomerTimpson: 4:27am On Apr 27, 2023
I need motorcycle for business with installment plan in Ibadan.
Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For As A Nigerian? by HomerTimpson: 5:30am On Mar 07, 2022
UndauntedYOCA:
As a Nigerian, I'm thankful for life and sanity because if not for God, person for don die. Everyday in this country, one is most likely to die from different things such as bad roads, insecurity etc.
I'm thankful for the numerous meals we have such as my wonderful amala that goes with any soup apart from egusi (I don't fancy it grin), ofe nsala, ofe oha, ofe onugbo, edikaikong, tuwo shinkafa and Mia, etc.
I'm thankful for the numerous clowns there are in this country because if we didn't have them, depression fit don kill someone.
Ability to make jokes our of different issues.
These are some sha.

PS: I'm thankful for pidgin and Nairaland because this place has many silly and funny people and I've come to like some people here.
ChiefSosa ( grin grin grin oloye himself)
TheSourcerer (my very own padi)
Chantinent
Determination26 (brotherly!)
BigNuell or is it BigNuel?
Magnoliaa
Homertimpson
Righteousness (all
And some whose moniqers I can't remember. grin grin grin
hmm am honored and blushing between dear...all thanks to God
Foreign Affairs / Re: Police Raid Gay Wedding In Uganda, Arrest 44 by HomerTimpson: 12:54am On Jun 02, 2021
Pussy ass nigros
Education / Re: Kaduna State University Students Protest Hike In Tuition At Government House by HomerTimpson: 12:23am On Jun 02, 2021
I think this governors are the real OG telling us to grow the Bleep up!
Romance / Re: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by HomerTimpson: 12:17am On Jun 02, 2021
evil1:


Let her go by Passenger
Jealous by Labrinth
or 27 years by passenger
Career / Re: Woman Caught Having Sex During Zoom Meeting: Pics & Video by HomerTimpson: 12:01am On May 27, 2021
triple996:
grin.
Meanwhile somewhere in aba
this is not Igbo land na

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Education / Re: 'Lost Beauties': The Incredible Cars That Time Forgot (Pics) by HomerTimpson: 11:59pm On May 26, 2021
I don't see what drive people crazy in that mustang sef
Food / Re: This Big Bush Meat Could Worth More Than #20,000 by HomerTimpson: 11:52pm On May 26, 2021
Ryan14:


20k is around $49 Bro. Buy even at $49 is far too expensive for a midsize grass cutter.
This should cost maximum USD15
what's up with you guys using USD? Are we now spending USD or what?
Business / Re: Jumia: 'africa's Amazon' In Landmark Stock Market Listing by HomerTimpson: 11:40pm On May 26, 2021
Virus99:
Well Kwarasell.com is coming... And we gonna knock them off the chart soon. cool
bro I understand your plight and all but I think you should consider the name too if you are aiming the wide market..

For example I once heard kwara used to be the capital of this nation or something like it was where queen Elizabeth landed or came through when she came to Nigeria then,so you can do research on the name of that place or something that relate to it...it doesn't matter where it's coming from,as long as it's attractive and stuff just my opinion...

Keep the good work sire and I stay in Lagos around ojo and very close to LASU,BUT am currently in ogun state Remo precisely....IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO TO EARN MONEY AM IN SIRE and not a graduate... thanks AND STILL WAITING FOR THE DISBURSEMENT on the other thread SIR LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by HomerTimpson: 11:05pm On May 26, 2021
Virus99:
55 mentions so far...just 5 more and we go started the disbursement.
Oya cool
I hope am not late bro 2082538282 Adesanya Zenith bank o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by HomerTimpson: 11:05pm On May 26, 2021
Virus99:
55 mentions so far...just 5 more and we go started the disbursement.
Oya cool
I hope am not late bro 2082538282 Zenith bank Adesanya

Congrats Bro you be life saver o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by HomerTimpson: 8:30pm On May 26, 2021
chatinent:
It's time exhausting for that amount.
I am a freelance writer based on academic research writing.


How about I teach you freelance writing and you earn more than that weekly?

Send a Whatsapp message: 08121443666.
pls I can even come and learn this thing I'll message you on WhatsApp now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by HomerTimpson: 8:28pm On May 26, 2021
SUPERPACK:
Why not go into freelancing and stop this slave job hunting. That amount is something you can get in two weeks from the comfort of your home. All you need is an android phone, and a little capital of 10k.
can you elaborate pls,I have android phone but useless to me...I can raise 10k later plss elaborate sir

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Religion / Re: Temiloluwa Adeboye Celebrates Her Birthday (Photo) by HomerTimpson: 7:57pm On May 26, 2021
midep:



Your maturity in responding to the provocation message deserve award.

Weldone
as in, I hail am big time
Romance / Re: My Patiance with Her Has Turned To Waste Of Time by HomerTimpson: 1:27pm On May 24, 2021
Kings999:


You wey don grow, see i be fresh blood, woman no suppose do shakara for me, na money wey i no get and i believe money go come...

Convincing a woman is like begging her, for how long will i beg a woman to love me..
but you should atleast act like your moniker na

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Politics / Re: Agitators For Biafra, Yoruba Nation Are Illiterates - Olawepo Hashim by HomerTimpson: 1:25pm On May 24, 2021
Built2last:
Take it from me. The greatest problem of South breaking away from Northern Hegemony is the Yoruba Muslims.

Their appendage and slavery to the fulani caliphate is customised.

I don't know any Yoruba Muslim who strongly supports the disintegration of this evil marriage.

What is the fear of Muslims in Yoruba nation. Why are they opposed to both restructuring or disintegration.

What makes a Northern muslim so special than you?

Break free, The Yoruba nation will be paradise on earth without the North.

The North doesn't give a flying Fok about you. They have no regard for you.

I was shocked in Abuja when my muslim class mate told me they won't allow him lead prayers in the Hausa/Fulani dominated mosque.


you know all the cows and Salah rams are coming from the North
Politics / Re: Agitators For Biafra, Yoruba Nation Are Illiterates - Olawepo Hashim by HomerTimpson: 1:24pm On May 24, 2021
PeaceforNigeria:
Educated Illiterate talking rubbish as expected.
imagine this one as president, isn't that 4 solid years of suffering?
Politics / Re: Man Cries Bitterly As His Wife Was Kidnapped Beside Him In Abeokuta Ijebu Way. by HomerTimpson: 1:21pm On May 24, 2021
Besides him? If this people kidnap me enh na to submit my CV o
Romance / Re: I'm The Most Handsome Guy On nairaland. Check My Profile by HomerTimpson: 1:16pm On May 24, 2021
Jackofall:
wink
delusion et grandeur
Well monkey no fine but em mama like am

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Romance / Re: I'm The Most Handsome Guy On nairaland. Check My Profile by HomerTimpson: 1:15pm On May 24, 2021
Jackofall:
wink
delusion et grandeur

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Politics / Re: I Think Government Should Reactivate SARS by HomerTimpson: 1:12pm On May 24, 2021
Ever8090:
We prefer the civil war to SARS,
and yahoo boys will always be the winter soldier
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Left Me For A Yankee Boyfriend Few Weeks To Our Marriage. by HomerTimpson: 1:04pm On May 24, 2021
Ay77:
Painful
painful ? How?
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Left Me For A Yankee Boyfriend Few Weeks To Our Marriage. by HomerTimpson: 1:04pm On May 24, 2021
Easyincome24:
Here is another way a relationship turned awry as a lady left her fiancee to hook up with her abroad based boyfriend without the knowledge of her fiancee.
This is 21century relationship goals...he should be happy na

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