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dorothy111: Ibramovic cost Barcelona 60m euro, Song is your latest acquisition, Marcelo, Contrao, Falco, Alvex ( Barcelona right back), Alexis, Macherano, let me know if you need more

what are you saying? i'm lost

dorothy111: David Becks, Owen, Rud Van Nisteroy, Ronaldo Delima, Ronaldinho, you want more?

Your TV is upside down

nitlad: Oh Critiano Ronaldo is a product of Real's Cantera? La Masia maybe?

A product of the Portuguese League. say something else.

dorothy111: Yet super Barcelona can't beat 9 men chelshit, la liga is a crap. Barcelona finds it so hard to play Celtic, tell you what, Barcelona won't survive stoke, Sunderland, Everton without dropping a point.

Messi is good, better than Ronaldo, He is the greatest, but la liga makes things easier for him.

Stale news, la liga is this, la liga is that.

Before i proceed, can you tell me the top 2 clubs in the EPL, then we compare with the top 2 clubs in La liga

Then we compare teams that go to Europa cup in both leagues

We can then arrive at which league has mediocre teams among both leagues.

chukxy44: Story, with d way dat Laliga is, CR 7 go soon break him own. Na free goals dem dey score. I just don't see hw a league will be about just 2 players and dia teams.

You mean the same league that has Athletico Madrid that disgraced Chelsea and also the league that has Bilbao that disgrace Man United home and away? wake up, there's nothing bad with the defenders, just that Messi is just too good, if you doubt me, ask Leverkusen and co.

y Leika Kihara and Kaori Kaneko
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's economy shrank in the September quarter for the first time since last year, adding to signs that slowing global growth and tensions with China are nudging the world's third-largest economy into recession.
The 0.9 percent fall in GDP was in line with expectations, although a decline in capital expenditure was much steeper than forecast. Sony Corp and Panasonic Corp have slashed spending plans to cope with massive losses as they struggle with competitive markets and a strong yen.
The fall in GDP translated into an annualized rate of decline of 3.5 percent, government data showed on Monday. While U.S. growth showed a modest pick up in the third quarter, Japan and the euro zone economies are shrinking.
"The GDP data confirms that the economy has fallen into a recession," said Tatsushi Shikano, senior economist at Mitsubishi UFJ Morgan Stanley Securities in Tokyo. "It is set for a second straight quarter of contraction in the current quarter."
A recession is commonly defined as two consecutive quarters of contraction.
The data kept government pressure on the Bank of Japan to boost monetary stimulus even after it eased policy in October for the second straight month as a strong yen and a territorial row with China exacerbate weak demand for exports.
Economy Minister Seiji Maehara said the central bank should pursue powerful policy easing to boost the economy, although BOJ Governor Masaaki Shirakawa shot back that the government should do its bit too.
Many analysts expect the BOJ to leave policy unchanged at a review next week, but some see it boosting stimulus again at a December 19-20 meeting, shortly after the U.S. Federal Reserve is due to meet.
External demand accounted for 0.7 percentage points of July-September GDP contraction, matching the median projection. Japan's exports fell 5.0 percent in July-September, the biggest slide since a 6.0 percent decline in April-June last year, the data showed.
A row with China over sovereignty of some islands in the East China Sea sparked violent protests in China and the boycott of Japanese goods, which added to the slide in exports, particularly for automakers such as Nissan Motor Co.
Private consumption - which accounts for roughly 60 percent of the economy - fell 0.5 percent in the third quarter against a median forecast of a 0.6 percent drop.
Capital expenditure tumbled 3.2 percent, the fastest pace of decline since a 5.5 percent drop in April-June 2009, as companies turned more pessimistic about earnings from domestic and overseas markets.
In Japan's ailing electronics sector, Sony plans to reduce capital spending by 29 percent in the year to March 2013 and Panasonic plans a 27 percent cut, after incurring huge losses in their TV manufacturing businesses.
The companies are struggling to compete with more nimble rivals, such as South Korea's Samsung Electronics and America's Apple Inc, and with a steady rise in the yen, which makes exports from Japan more expensive.
Analysts said Japanese companies face too many uncertainties to plan future spending with confidence and that is unlikely to change in the current quarter.
Resolving the protracted euro zone debt crisis is no nearer, U.S. tax increases and government spending cuts in early 2013 could tip America into recession unless Congress acts, and adding domestic uncertainty Japan's Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda has promised to call a national election "soon" to break a political deadlock.
Masamichi Adachi, senior economist at JPMorgan Securities, said business investment would fall again in the fourth quarter as the global economy recovers only gradually.
"If some of these uncertainties are removed, it is possible for things to improve," Adachi said.
He forecast capital expenditure will fall 0.5 percent in October-December and then rise 0.7 percent in January-March.
Japan's economy outperformed most of its Group of Seven peers in the first half of this year on robust private consumption and spending for reconstruction following last year's earthquake.
But growth has stalled since then. Indeed, second-quarter growth was revised down in the latest figures by half to just 0.1 percent. The last quarterly economic contraction was in the Oct-Dec period of 2011, when GDP fell 0.3 percent.
With the economic affect of rebuilding from last year's earthquake and tsunami fading, the government acknowledged last week that its index of leading indicators gauge fell to a level suggesting the onset of a recession.
"I can not deny the possibility that Japan has fallen into a recession phase," Maehara told reporters after the data was released.
He said he expected the BOJ to pursue powerful policy easing, although in a speech BOJ head Shirakawa stressed that flooding markets with cash alone wouldn't inflation the economy when interest rates are near zero. The government should boost the economy's growth potential with deregulation and structural reform, he said.
"Exports and output are likely to remain weak, and domestic demand won't increase enough to make up for the weakness in exports," he said.
The BOJ set a 1 percent inflation target and eased policy in February. It followed up with further stimulus based on asset buying in April, September and October on mounting evidence the economy was on the cusp of a recession.
The euro zone is expected to report on Thursday that the economy shrank by 0.2 percent in the third quarter, extending a 0.2 percent contraction in the second quarter.
(Editing by Neil Fullick and Tomasz Janowski)

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/japan-economy-shrinks-0-9-032756882.html

saxywale: some pros.titute would make heaven while some pastors would be condemned. It's not for you to judge.

Remember the story of the harlot with the alabaster box, what money do you think was used in buying the ointment.

44 And he turned to the
woman, and said unto Simon: Seest thou this
woman? I entered into thine house, thou
gavest me no water for my feet, but she
hath washed [b]my feet with tears, and
wiped them with the hairs of her head. 45
Thou gavest me no kiss, but this woman
since the time I came in hath not ceased
to kiss my feet. [/b]46 My head with oil thou
didst not anoint, but this woman hath
anointed my feet with ointment.
47 Wherefore I say unto thee: Her sins,
which are many, are forgiven; for she loved
much, but to whom little is forgiven, the same
loveth little. 48 And he said unto her: Thy sins
are forgiven.

So in your understanding, it's the gifts she gave that made Jesus forgive her?
From my understanding, i think she sought for forgiveness and SHED TEARS while anointing Jesus's feet. holding on to someone's leg is a symbol of you asking for favor and help.

duality: sentiments aside. Rino has a point.

Myself2: Reno,thanks for stating the obvious and bitter truth o jare

Which is?

I don't even greet anyone in the morning until i brush not to talk of swallowing food before brushing.

RUbbish talk

so if i have to eat first before brushing, that means when i eat in the afternoon too, i should brush and then night too brush?, that's how many times? how many offices in Nigeria have where to brush in the afternoon? are those working in the office suppose to go to work with toothpaste and brush?

adjain: Phew. Compared to you guys, mehn, I don't compare...but here goes nothing.

No matter what I do, I just cannot ejaculate. Honestly. It scares me. Hehe. It means I get an erection which lasts for as long as I want.

When walking down the road sometimes, I have to resist the strong urge to stick a leg out to 'rake' an oncoming vehicle. True also.

I prefer sleeping on d floor to sleeping on the bed.

When I remember other stuff, I'll be back...

The bolded
I have urges to slap pastors when they talk about tithe with threatening voice.

vivacious vivi: Damn Bro! U r WEIRD! At least, u probably have good skin from all that water!!!

You're not far from the truth, i look younger than all my younger ones
I don't swallow drugs, they get stuck in my throat, the last time i took injection was 1992, haven't taken drugs for ages now and have not been to the hospital for 19 years now. water, fruits and vegetable has been my weapon plus God's grace.

kingron: Very simple na.. U re d biggest fool.. 4 dis piece of shi't

You must be the yoruba man? because they are the ones with foul mouth and with the 2 people that liked your post, i guess they are trying to count their tooth with their tongue as i type now.

Demdem: i agree with u. the truth still needs to be spoken and that we will continue to state however discussing with these KNOWN fools is a waste of time. They have made a choice to be foolish, there is absolutely nothing any of us can do about that. its a choice on their part.

Not discussing, rather shutting their mouth before they spread more lies.

May the grace of our lord Jesus be upon you sir. Happy birthday sir and may the oil to speak against evil oppressors never run dry.
Amen

Demdem: I can see fools still abound here linking the General with evil boko.
I av since stopped reasoning with such misfits. Av come to realize that they are eternally foolish. Just enjoy reading them display their foolishness to all and sundry.

No we must not allow them continue doing that, you should know that majority of Nigerian youth lack a mind of their own and can be easily brainwashed, so fire for fire is needed for worthless people who love to hide the truth while playing ostrich just to eat crumbs from their corrupt master's table.

The world is only going to turn worse when good people refuse to speak out and act!

Adeks: Guy what are you talking about this guy's case is not about 'morning attention' ooo. 4 solid hours of erection everyday! i don't blame your gf for thinking u're an alien @honeric

Na storage dey cause am.. blame it on religion

Idowuogbo: I no deny!
Homeric! 4hrs everyday? Like seriously? Ur babe dey try mehn....

Well she knows and cool with it, funny thing is that my boy o boy don't control me, i do the controlling, even when i am alert, i don't even pay attention because i run things, things don't run me.

cantell: Sports minister, you be weirdo!
Imagine a 4hr long john everyday.
You should stay away from kids!

You won't even know that this happens to me unless i state it myself. i know how to package it and sorry i am not an animal, why should i stay away from kids? i have 10 nieces and nephews and they're all okay because i know my place.

ItsModella: you call having an er.ection of 4 hours being in control?

yes because i don't misuse it. I'm always warm down there and i believe this's why it stays that long, i can watch an adult movie for 10 hrs without sound and i'd be normal, but with sound, can't watch 2 minutes without boy o boy nodding all through.

ItsModella: Prayer is the key, it will be well.

funny enough, i love it that way, the fact that i'm in control gives me joy.

kavey10: Mehn, this guy is way more screwed up! Wonder what the Mods and Seun's confessions would be like?

see you, if i tell you more about myself, then you'll run.

ItsModella: Prayer is the key, it will be well.

funny enough, i love it that way, the fact that i'm in control gives me joy.

Idowuogbo: Madness..

i believe you're more qualified than me in the league of mad people. Funny enough i look 'like a doll. Sometimes i scare myself. My thoughts scare me like a rat getting bigger, then swallowing the whole house or a todler beating up his/her parents.

dubem3: you see the asking question thing,
wallahi,them use am swear for me
i could ask endless questions
u'll wonder where i get em from.
i talk too but i can control it if i wanna
plus i can be loud too.

none of my siblings argue with me, both young and old, i store things i see/read or hear and hardly forget a thing. My girlfriend thinks i'm an alien.

Idowuogbo: For real?

you think that's all?
You can't see me spit outside
When i talk, you won't see my teeth, just the moving lips
you can't walk side by side with me, i must always be ahead so that my shadow can take your place.
I stay indoors more than outdoors
i think for people sometimes
every femine sounds get me errrected
i have an average of 4hrs errecction everyday even if i'm in public.
I smell things from afar
my hearing is not normal, i hear whispers
i intentionally shed tears
i drink water every 1 hour.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Narcissistic

Do you converse with your shadow?

Do you feed it?

Do you comb its hair?

Do you play scrabble with it?[/quote]i play scrabble alone
i feed my shadow via scents from afar
my shadow's got no hair so no combing
i converse with myself in my thoughts, i find answers @ all cost to my endless random thoughts

i talk alot
i think alot
i can drive you crazy with my questions
i always want to know everything
also asked my girl if i could see how the stuff drops when she's on her period

infact i even asked if i could help wear her pampers/pad for her

but if i don't know you or don't want to know you, i can play deaf and dumb for 1 week plus.

I like my shadow more than anyone else.

1. Hausa man who was watering his garden while it was raining.

2.. An Igbo man who saw ripe mangoes on the tree, then decided to climb the tree to confirm, came down,then started stoning the mangoes:

3...A Yoruba man who saw something that looked like sh.it and he touched it wit his finger and tasted it, then said "hmmm na shit o thank God I no match am".

taharqa: http://www.elombah.com/index.php/latest-news/11620-jonathan-is-a-weak-president-azazi?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

I just provided the info; however, I cant bring myself to 'debate' with an Agbero like yrself. At least, @others were silly, but not utterly gross as yrself. Bye...

LOL, elombah.com? as popular as the article was, it's elombah you have to prove your lies? elombah? lol the same report that was shown live on TV? you need to be beaten in the middle of the market.

taharqa: I said it @Elueme that he is not capable of getting the logic of that statement of yours. So let me make it simpler for him, maybe he can get it now:

@Dishonoric, Azazi said that some of those PDP memebers from the north who contested with GEJ in the primaries and said they were going to make the country ungovernable for him if he won, may be involved with some other northern elites in supporting the BH; he also said that Buhari was also involved in this northern plot.

So if you believe almost as a simpleton that the northern PDP members are BH members (and you are using Azazi as a source), then you must also accept as a simpleton still that Buhari is also part of the sponsors of BH since your source also said so (in any case, Azazi's point was always that some Northerners were trying to get Power from the backdoor and so trying to discredit GEJ govt as they promised. By the way, this is also the position of the United States Government).

So your choice: either you believe Azazi as a simpleton and call some northern leaders in PDP as well as Buhari as BH members or sponsors OR you step back and think. You cant have it both ways.

Does he even understand nw

As usual, they're good at twisting

Azazzi SPECIFICALLY mentioned PDP = Boko haram so keep your worthless mouth shut, you can call more members of your shameless gangs together just to try to spin what sensible people already know but you won't succeed. quote where he included Buhari in his speech, you are not dealing with a fool like yourself here, wake up oga liar.

Tell GEJ to go arrest Buhari if he has anything on him.

ballabriggs: Was Azazi under the influence of Jona's Sapele water when he was speaking?

No Buhari bribed him with 2 oil blocs.

ballabriggs: Did Okupe and his Oga not release a top Boko Haram commander from prison yesterday?

Who is fooling who?

They can't even hide their in-competencies.. worthless set of people in government!

taharqa: Goon cool down, dont kill yourself now; there would be lot of time for that.

I have NEVER said that Buhari is a terroist, NEVER; I dont play silly games like that. Unlike stu.pid people like you , there are things people like us would not play with. It is Buhari and many other Northern leaders Irresponsibility by indirectly supporting the insurgency going on in the end (and dont get it twisted, it is an insurgency of some Northerners against the Nigerian State for Political power) by not doing anything to stop it while a few others support it directly, that am against. But that is a different matter.

For your info, I supported Buhari in the last elections; i regret doing so now though.

Lol, foool, you think i am one of those zombies that you can fool with "i pooooted for burari"? go eat Manuel because you need to grow some balls. If Buhari is supporting Boko Haram which is an arm of PDP, why hasn't PDP arrested him having all the powers in Nigeria to arrest? you know why? because they know they have got nothing on him like Ndume and co. even Sambo has a link with Boko haram yet no one is calling for his head, you know why? he's PDP and PDP is boko haram!

EOD!

Better don't cross my lane, i am no pushover when it comes to this level!

Chrisjane: thats me

fuuuffuuuuu