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Idowuogbo: ^ na wa o! Dis love dey deal wiv u tru tru!

You wish she was you

Took her out to the theater, we spotted a nice tree, sat under it with scrabble and choppies for the afternoon, before then we walked round the theater before settling down under the tree. I got her engaged in a convo while teaching her how to play scrabble. knowing fully well how she loves the fairytale gist, lifestyle and dreams, I went serious with her,started talking reality, she starts crying and won't answer questions i sent her way, always saying when we get there, we'd cross the bridge, wants a perfect love but can't define how to get there. sometimes i get scared, i hope she won't start comparing me with romeo, Shakespeare, Diego, Salvador [b]if [/b]we end up together.

Leyqute: Oga abeg park well, no dey 4orm Metuselah 4 hia

Body dey scratch you abi u use water mixed with werepe drink garri?

calebo101: When I look into my girls eye, I see GREED and a potential that she would run away if my money gets finished!

And what are you doing about this? getting services for your money's worth right?

LOL.. now acidtalk don mad o..haba, guy we still need you in the business section, this section is owned by kids from the top to the bottom.

Only come here when you want to play with kids.

[quote author=Okija_juju]My Fiancee.. Numero uno..

Ask for the rest of my concubine..

All I see is a black empty hole!! [/quote]Hmmm, you have a fiancee but have concubine? when you look at your babe with the same eyes you look at the rest, does your heart tell you the bitter truth?

[quote author=Okija_juju]I see the mother of my unbornkids.

My strenght and my helper.

The keeper of my home.

The juju to my Okija

The fuel to my fire.

My greatest achievement

My strongest weapon and my most vulnurable point.
[/quote]Which of them do you see all these? GF number 15 or?

Hmmm, use to wonder why my girl squeezes my azz, hmmm now i know.

sosoluv: I like a guy who let's me squeeze his behind when no one is watching....I still can't figure out why I'm so fond of it

Hmmm, use to wonder why my girl squeezes my azz, hmmm now i know.

Selling silver from 27.55 for 27.05, SL at 27.75.

Selling EJ at 96.30, 96.60SL and 95.50TP
Selling CJ from 80.15, 80.45SL and 79.50 at TP
Selling EU at 1.2290, 1.2320SL and 1.2210TP
selling GU at 1.5590, 1.5630SL and 1.5500TP



See me at the top.

airfinance: Dis is one of the most honest comment have ever seen on issues. My broda God bless you. You are one man I will like to be associated to. True man of concience without religion discrimination. Don't mind those other fools pretending to be holy [color=#006600]

I am not perfect, i commit sin but i always show remorse and i won't condemn another based on religion when i myself isn't perfect. we all strive to be perfect and my prayer is not to end up in the wrong place after death, i don't care about religion, all i care about is not to live and exist for vanity.

2 selfish people

Daddy we love you.

Da infamous: na lie, i saw two Muslim girls in the restaurant eating with their hijab while they are fasting!they are hypocrites too dey pretend... these boko haram Muslim are not fasting beacuse a hungry man cannot carry AK47 and start shooting people and police,you have to eat belly full..and boko haram represent true Islam

Were you expecting every muslim to honor the fast before? you believe there are no hypocrites in Islam/Christianity e.t.c?

Let me shock you, i believe 80% of every religious followers are hypocrites starting from you and i.

Can you say you behave the same way you behave at home in your church/mosque?

edgefeat: She will tell them that she is HIV positive

akpanbaba: Please dont say a thing like this to an armed robber.Say....Please use condom "in your own interest".He will quickly ask why in my own interest then you tell him that you are HIV POSITIVE and you are traveling Abuja or Lagos etc for confirmation test

Unless you want to die quicker, DO NOT SAY YOU'RE HIV POSITIVE!, when traveling on road, stop wearing tight clothes that exposes your shapes and all that. also put on alot of things that will likely make it hard to pull off in such situation. the quicker to UnCloth you, the easier for them to have you entered.

Lastly stop dressing as if you're going for a beauty pageant while traveling on Nigerian roads.
(By all means, get a female condom if possible, wear it always before traveling at night)

buchi4action: *thinking*
tell them YOU carry AIDS

A candidate for bullets since you're of no use to them.

USD/JPY intraday: key ST resistance at 78.3

Pivot: 78.30.
Our Preference: SHORT positions @ 78.25 with targets @ 78 & 77.9.
Alternative scenario: The upside breakout of 78.3 will open the way to 78.4 & 78.65.
Comment: the upward potential is likely to be limited by the resistance at 78.3.

USD/CHF intraday: intraday support around 0.9745

Pivot: 0.97.
Our Preference: LONG positions @ 0.975 with targets @ 0.9865 & 0.989.
Alternative scenario: The downside penetration of 0.9745 will call for a slide towards 0.969 & 0.965.
Comment: even though a continuation of the consolidation cannot be ruled out, its extent should be limited.

GBP/USD intraday: under pressure.

Pivot: 1.5730.
Our Preference: SHORT positions @ 1.572 with 1.563 & 1.559 in sight.
Alternative scenario: The upside penetration of 1.573 will call for a rebound towards 1.5775 & 1.58.
Comment: as long as 1.573 is resistance, look for choppy price action with a bearish bias.

EUR/USD intraday: consolidation.

Pivot: 1.2330.
Our Preference: SHORT positions below 1.233 with 1.222 & 1.217 as next targets.
Alternative scenario: The upside penetration of 1.233 will call for a rebound towards 1.239 & 1.244.
Comment: as long as the resistance at 1.233 is not surpassed, the risk of the break below 1.222 remains high.

Dreams..

How can you discover a woman who's more confused than a one-eyed dog?

Jenams: Ђδω old r u?

How does this answer the question?

@OP

It's wrong if the person is your bf or gf except if you do not have problems with sleeping with each-other before marriage.

Secondly, hotels in Nigeria is seen as a place where immoralities are committed especially when it has to do with 2 opposite sexx.

kenny1984: Also on the GJ, price soon to break the neckline.let's see where it goes...

121?

rozayx5:

see response. Anyways who's on silver here?

rozayx5: welcome back, lets stop all this confusion and get back to business, we have a lot to do, Remember when we host our first meeting at The Golf Club we can talk more then, till then

selfish people, how many of una dey plan this meeting?

building up, building up. Hmmmmm

Oh, its already here.

Nice story though.

WOW!!! I just had to share this story!
CONTINUE.....
My name is Dayo. I’m a typical Nigerian guy
and I cherish my Fridays a lot; I get to hang
out with the sickest guys every Friday night
and secondly, It’s another escape from my
nagging and boring wife. I get confused
sometimes on whether she’s my mother or
my wife. Don’t get it twisted; I love her
pieces. It just gets complicated; like I wish we
never got married…marriag e has turned her
into something that doesn’t amuse me. I wish
she was still the adventurous, charming, high
spirited lady I dated for five years.
A lot of people say its unethical for married
guys to be found in a club, but I wish
everyone won’t be too quick to judge and
understand that people look for fun to run
away from their problems; they just want to
breathe, like me.
I forgot to say that I work in Guarantee Trust
Bank along Lekki, I love my job and my job
loves me, maybe its because I’m the senior
banking officer. Lol. This particular morning, a
lady breezed into my office. My heart raced
faster because I had not sighted anything
this beautiful in a long while. She wasn’t the
typical slender Barbie, in fact, she was a bit
chubby but her smile, cuteness and…I was
tripped.
“Hi Good morning! Your ATM has swallowed
my card!” She laughed, unlike a typical
customer that would ram you.
I just tried to form Boss laughter…
“Good morning, You know what? I’d
personally make sure they get it out for you,
but not today. Can you wait till Monday?” I
smiled
“GTB shaaa! OK, can I just drop my number so
you could call me up or just text when its
ready so I don’t come twice? Please? My
name is Nancy” She blinked her eyes in a
funny way.
“Sure” I smiled
We exchanged numbers. What a lucky Friday!
So it was 10:00pm and I headed to the club…
as usual my friends were chilling for me. My
wife had called a couple of times, I just
ignored it. She knows I’m never home Friday
nights.
“Look at you!” I heard someone say. I raised
my head and it was the ATM lady-Nancy.
“Wow, look at you too!” I was surprised to
see her but I was happy I didn’t have to wait
till Monday to see her again.
“Happy Friday!” She screamed because of the
noise, “Wanna dance?”
I didn’t even have the chance to answer, she
already pulled me to dance floor. I really suck
at dancing but she helped me; she was a
great dancer! I had fun! At some point we
decided to go to a private area and we talked,
ranging from work, business to personal life.
I tried to hide my ring as much as possible, I
certainly didn’t want this to end now.
“You are a really wonderful lady. You are so
interesting…any guy would want to be with
you all day” I said.
“I wasn’t always like this but I have learned
the hard way that life is just too short to be
sad” she sang
Then her phone rang…
“Hey baby! Yeah I’m at the private lounge, I’d
like you to meet someone…alright boo” she
talked excitedly as usual.
I was in shock until this tall handsome man
walks up to her and kisses her.
“You were late. Meet Dayo; I met him this
morning, he’s helping with your ATM I told
you got swallowed and Dayo this is my B to
the O-O,” she laughed “Meet my husband
Kolade, we only come here to dance every
fortnight Friday; away from work, stress and
kids.”
“Wow, a pleasure” I managed to shake him
Then she stood now excitedly holding her
husband’s arms.
“Why don’t we invite Dayo for Mimi’s 16th
birthday tomorrow?” Her husband said
They have kids too? How long have they
been married and they look like a couple just
dating!
“Silly me, please come for my second
daughter’s 16th tomorrow. It would be an
honor” She brought out an I.V from her
purse.
I began to feel so ashamed of myself…this
was another guy like me, getting it right with
one woman.
I collected the I.V and promised to be there.
“See you tomorrow! Have you had
something to eat Kolade?” she talked and
dragged her husband along.
They left and I kept staring at the thin air like
I had seen a ghost. They come just to dance
together every fortnight Fridays? Why didn’t
I think of that! Temi loves to dance…she also
likes long walks, she loves to talk…she loves
jazz music, there’s this vivid picture I have of
me putting her hand on my chest when we
danced at a jazz club on our first year
anniversary…I found myself typing all the
things I knew Temi loved to do on my Ipad
and I realized I had denied her of all…I had
made her the old woman she acts.
What the hell was I doing here! I didn’t even
tell my friends goodbye, I walked out of the
club into my Jaguar. Temi’s call came through
and I picked at first ring.
“Temi?” My heart raced
“I know you are not coming home…”
“I am, stay up so we can gist. Been a while” I
decided to do everything on that list and to
even add many more for the rest of my
lifetime with her.
“Are you alright?” She was shocked I
suppose
“And I’d like us to go for a birthday party
tomorrow. I want you to meet this amazing
couple”
“You sound different Dayo”
“Maybe I’m different”
“Don’t say it! don’t say it! when you come we
will gist very well” she laughed
She laughed!!! In just that laughter that I
hadn’t heard in a while, she sounded like the
lady I married six years ago…
Dear reader,
I wrote this natural piece just to remind us
that creating memorable moments with our
partner matters. Do you know that little
things are the sweetest things? Just creating
time to gist and laugh with your partner,
having a day in the week that’s exclusively
for you both-No friends or kids allowed.
Lady, when last have you told your partner
he is so darn hot? Guy! When last have you
told your lady she is the sweetest thing?
When last have you whispered ‘Thank you’?
When last have you been quick to say ‘I’m
sorry’?
Do you even have a clue on what your
partner loves to do?
When you ignore little things, they are the
little pieces of rocks that build up to become a
mountain you can’t easily break down.
Pay attention to little things, believe that they
work and experience new bliss!
Yours Truly,

Culled from a FB page

sweetcocoa: Omo no be small thing sha.

Fine people,their mother is really handsome .

Don't you know women (most) are generally handsome, thanks to weave-on, wigs and ghost/human hair.

ifihearam: In all honesty you are a very dull and clumsy suporter of useless buhari,when you have nothing meaningful to say you resolve to insult,bring home your point intelligently,what do i even expect from an aboki

Why you dey cry now, e pain u reach like that? just because i said na Jonathan lecture you, you come dey para, you mean Jonathan can't lecture you?

After the noise, what next? back to your cages right?

Can a transgendered apply? is yes, is the contract binding on a transgendered?