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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Tinubu Is Mistaking PVCs For His Teeth That Have Expired by HonestFriend: 9:05pm On Jan 20, 2022
techmo:


What's the business of teeth with politics and governance if not idleness, pettiness and childish tantrums

When u want to present yourself as d number figure in any public office then u will know that even ur perfume maters..

Anything can n will b used against u... For instance if he cannot maintain is teeth which he uses on daily basis how will be able to maintain the Nigeria lopsided economy.. U don see am?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Tinubu Is Mistaking PVCs For His Teeth That Have Expired by HonestFriend: 8:57pm On Jan 20, 2022
Reminds me of mortal combat "Finish Him" grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Teaches His Son, Ifeanyi How To Run by HonestFriend: 8:55pm On Jan 20, 2022
His he a she or a he?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Teaches His Son, Ifeanyi How To Run by HonestFriend: 8:54pm On Jan 20, 2022
So na anything wen una see una dey carry come front page?
Crime / Re: Mob Set Truck Ablaze For Killing Motorcyclist In Ondo by HonestFriend: 8:52pm On Jan 20, 2022
BABYharder:
All these heavy duty vehicles should have a separate road

Bros what re u saying?
Crime / Re: Mob Set Truck Ablaze For Killing Motorcyclist In Ondo by HonestFriend: 8:49pm On Jan 20, 2022
No one is taking a chill pill....

There is anger in the land...
Politics / Re: Some Hilarious Photos Of Nigerian Politicians During Election Season by HonestFriend: 8:47pm On Jan 20, 2022
All of them na scam... But trust me, eyes don clear..
Health / Re: Lagos Mobile Blood Bank Vehicle (Pictures) by HonestFriend: 7:19pm On Jan 20, 2022
donbachi:
Dis kind period wey people no see food chop..na soso action bitters full dia blood.

grin grin.. People like me cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady Pours Water On Her Boyfriend For Proposing To Her In Public (video) by HonestFriend: 11:54am On Jan 20, 2022
Hot water would have been better... Useless idiot, u re suppose to know wen to propose to ur girl..

Person wen una never dey serious with each other or una dey fight every time over little issues nai u wan go propose 2..

On a nums there is no reasonable relationship that u will propose to ur girl that she will pure u water..
Crime / Re: Jonathan Ogbe, Bayelsa Corper Absconds After Defiling 12-year-old Pupil by HonestFriend: 11:50am On Jan 20, 2022
He just took a walk... Nobody can ascond for long in this global world..


Dem go soon catch am.. He is just postponing is sentence period.
Romance / Re: Lady Sacrificed UK Scholarship For Man Who Later Left Her For Another Woman by HonestFriend: 10:01am On Jan 20, 2022
Love is not blind, just that only fools fall in it..
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji & Husband, Ogbonna Kanu Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by HonestFriend: 9:54am On Jan 20, 2022
She is ugly, she is ugly nai I dey see people dey type here..

You wen no ugly why re u still single.. Carry ur fine face go marry na, continue complaining next year dey will post another pix to celebrate 6years own just to increase ur BP...

Corples re celebrating their anniversary u re here talking rubbish.. I know say ur plan na to hear say them don divorce but God no come from ur papa village.

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Health / Re: N50,400 For COVID-19 Test In Nigeria, Free In Cameroon by HonestFriend: 9:46am On Jan 20, 2022
No matter what no body will say pim.. If u talk u automatically become opposition party...

Usless set of people in power..

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Crime / Re: Suspected Vandal Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Kano (Graphic by HonestFriend: 9:34am On Jan 20, 2022
Na wa o... People no just dey hear word.
Politics / Re: Convention: APC Denies Zoning Party Positions by HonestFriend: 11:03pm On Jan 19, 2022
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Crime / Re: Mozambique: Ritualists Target Bald Men, Believe Their Heads Contain Gold by HonestFriend: 10:19pm On Jan 19, 2022
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doggedfighter:
I cover my sweetie's bald head grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin







They should keep that madness right there before our babalawos learn that one.


We have enough on our hands already.


We
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Sports / Re: This Super Eagles Team Remind Me Of Eagles Of '94 by HonestFriend: 10:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:
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They are good but can NEVER even be on the level of 1994.

Yekini Amokachi Finidi George in the attack

Okocha, Oliseh, Adepoju Midfield

Okechukwu, Iroha, Eguavoen at the back

Rufai in goal....

Only Moses Simeon can make the substitute bench. We never got a 9 like Yekini, a 7 like Finidi or a 10 like Okocha. No one close!
Forget that thing Chukwueze better pass Finidi George. And he still young...

As for Yekini n Jay I go no talk pim.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by HonestFriend: 9:29pm On Jan 19, 2022
So the guy who SawDick has finally seen the back of the net..
Business / Re: Help Me!! My Money Is Missing. by HonestFriend: 9:12pm On Jan 19, 2022
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Romance / Re: If You Are Looking For A Wife, Come & Marry Me - Nigerian Lady (Photos) by HonestFriend: 8:46am On Jan 19, 2022
angry
Sports / Re: AFCON 2022: Panutche Camara Says Guinea-Bissau Can Beat Super Eagles by HonestFriend: 8:27am On Jan 19, 2022
henrybangs44:
These people are very phony grin
I'm like hellooooo...
Is it us you are talking to? cheesy
Make we no use una count how many days remain for bubu grin

grin grin comrade that na basketball winning o grin

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Crime / Re: Chinmark Investors Cry Out For Help; Say "We Want Our Money Back" by HonestFriend: 8:21am On Jan 19, 2022
Poopypants:
thinking as a reasonable someone how? We warn people not to throw away their money. Someone wants to throw away their money, they successfully throw away their money, they come complaining that they have thrown away their money, we scold them for throwing away their money, and that makes us the unreasonable people here? You are looking for pity and validation you won’t find here.

U warn people u mean, Do u mean also that it's all the business u warn people about that end up like this?

what about those business invested on like this and didn't fold up.. Or those that meet up n pay their investors. Because this one couldn't pay means all of them are the same?

The bottom line is that people should have to learn to know the difference between a high and low risk and also how not to invest all their life savings in one particular business.
Crime / Re: Chinmark Investors Cry Out For Help; Say "We Want Our Money Back" by HonestFriend: 7:18am On Jan 19, 2022
Most of u people insulting those that invest in it lack manners.... If it were to be the other way around that these people took loan and the company took their collateral. U will jump to tell them to go n pay up without considering weather the company is registered under any financial sec. But now instead of u to start thinking as a reasonable someone u come here to type rubbish.

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Car Talk / Re: What’s The Best Car For Uber/Bolt On A Low Budget? by HonestFriend: 6:53am On Jan 19, 2022
tyeenigga:
If you can drive manual go for Peugeot very economical and cheap to maintain

Peugeot for uber angry
Politics / Re: President Buhari Unveils 1 Million Bags Of Rice Pyramids In Abuja (Pictures) by HonestFriend: 4:57pm On Jan 18, 2022
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Family / Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by HonestFriend: 3:37pm On Jan 18, 2022
I have same talent with almost dsame event, but my was that my elder has dis school bag that has light.. I went to remove the light and rewire it...

If u see the bitten wen she give me that day.. I just go sleep jeje.. Person wen b say if I sleep for afternoon then just know say I dey sick. grin grin
chatinent:
Mine:

1. When I was younger, I had this potential of being an engineer. You know, I made battery-powered fans, movable battery cars with that thing that usually rotates inside DVD, lamps using led bulbs powered by battery...name it! So I was known as sb who connects!

In fact, I could draw well too. The artistic/scientific urge was just overdue that I began to feel I was an inventor already that I no know wetin carry me enter my papa car go lose en car stereo comot that thing wey dey rotate. I chop beating that day say after I sleep wake, nobody talk to me I begin sweep the whole house, wash plates, go back to sleep again. My mum said “eh ehn, the evil spirit has gone out.”

When I remember that singular event, I cannot help but laugh.

2. Like earlier mentioned, I was the connector. One day, I really didn't know what happened to the compound light. Of course, I only do electronics...I don't touch electric..but Mr Base-K (as we called him) said I could be the one who disconnected the wire and cut it cos he saw me there.

You know there is an allegation that could tear your soul? The type that makes tears flow freely? That was it. I didn't even go near the wire! But I was flogged like hell. Normal normal, my dad don already dey find reason to flog..so it came on a platter.

I swore then to kill Base-K. I hated him with so much passion. It was until about five years later in school when I reunited with my friend from the compound that I came to understand it was his dad who cut the wire to help elongate his gen wire. How that part of their discussion fitted the scene of what happened that day was perfect cos it so dotted the lines. I remembered I saw the dad with a gen switch! I felt I had to vindicate myself and hurried back home with the news only for my dad to be like “is it because of an old event that happened that I can't even remember you called me?”


I died.



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Well fam,
Share your beatingsperiences.


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Health / Re: Human Anatomy: This Is What Your Body Looks Like Inside (Pictures) by HonestFriend: 9:24am On Jan 18, 2022
Hmm.... This na non smokers lungs because smokers own resemble roasted plantain..

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Education / Re: Dr. Ini Umoren, University Of Uyo Lecturer Accused Of Sexual Harassment (Photo) by HonestFriend: 9:18am On Jan 18, 2022
olisaEze:
Dis wan wants to embarrass her lecturer but has no experience in making case. As long as he didn’t rape any of you or had sex with any of you during classes, or threatened to fail any of you if his advances were rebuffed, he can have sex with any consenting adult that may come his way!

Do u know the kind of evidence they she said dey have against him.. Or u think say d evidence na for all of them to gather for panel say he slept with all of them?
Education / Re: Dr. Ini Umoren, University Of Uyo Lecturer Accused Of Sexual Harassment (Photo) by HonestFriend: 8:56am On Jan 18, 2022
I do work on bab wire sometimes.. This one choke me grin grin grin...
EmptyGarden:
Agbada don hook fence!
She no write her name o, yet found it very convenient to write other 'victim' name.
Business / Re: My Response To A Loan App Collection Officer That Threatened To Upload My Pix by HonestFriend: 8:53am On Jan 18, 2022
This thing no hard, just collect her phone until she pay u..

Very useless kind of person..
omoadeleye:
The tenacity of debtors using Nigeria debt as their reference to their creditors.


There was one time like that one stvpid corper mate that was begging me to borrow her money then and that she will pay within a week, week turns to month and month turns to 9month, and she was still rude and sending her friend's VN to me that she is going to move me and talking shii about Nigeria owing debt. Wtf?

I first told everyone around her about what happened that am about to do my own will ..

God, my conclusion was I'm going to beat her to coma and i don't care if they report me to my secretariat and send me away from the PPA then...

Ma something enter her mind ask for my aza then send the money to...


I told her the next say, God save you i swear. We for enter news headlines.

Pay your fvcking debt
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by HonestFriend: 9:30pm On Jan 17, 2022
Hmm... No risk no reward.

From there u go fit get another job or conduct after school lessons..

If I b u I will make d move..

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