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[quote author=baby.me link=topic=505023.msg6678798#msg6678798 date=1283345486]This Honeyboy dude is something else

Stud is he real? [/quote]4u i don't have your time now , and yea i'm something else better and bigger finer than your past and present b/f and husbands you ever had , B.S open your closed eyes and c dat i'm 4 real , dat is me u c on my profile ,

Studio CFR:
Go hang yourself se.x starv** moda4ker.

Listen 2 urself , who is talking about sex here , this is jokes forum and not a sexual forum so you should b the one hanging yourself by now because you got no brains in your head rather it's in your ass , LOL

Studio CFR:
Seconded!

By d way Mr seconded, I can see you put on pictures of Wines you can't afford and footwear you still can't afford on your profile , why don't you put your picture so i can c ur ugly Face ,

[quote author=baby.me
link=topic=505023.msg6678743#msg6678743 date=1283345112]Did u brush? [/quote]Same goes for you too baby me or what do you call yourself , put your pics up and let me c ur ugly face , Morons

Studio CFR:
Seconded!

I never invited you to read it , did i ?? So you can either read it and smile which will increase your life span and make you younger , or you keep saying it's seconded and end up like the rest of your mates with no sense of humor , Fool,

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=505023.msg6678743#msg6678743 date=1283345112]Did u brush? [/quote]What kind of question is that

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=502768.msg6676213#msg6676213 date=1283305959]Sweetie, I'm not saying that virgins suck. We all rock, both virgins and non-virgins .[/quote]Sounds to me like you are defending the Virgins , I bet you virgins sucks , Non Virgin Rule D World , LOL

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=496211.msg6676053#msg6676053 date=1283298822]What kind of situation would arise that would make it ok to cheat on someone?[/quote]A lot of situations could arise that will make me cheat in a Relationship ,i could still endure the other situations but my Sexual Satisfaction is important to me if i'm not satisfied i will cheat , and when i find someone better then i break up and move On ,

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=502768.msg6676042#msg6676042 date=1283298618]We all rock, both virgins and non-virgins.

Ok, well how can you guarantee that being a virgin will guarantee those things? It makes no sense at all. A woman can be a virgin and be nothing but rubbish when it comes to being a "good wife" or possessing the qualities that supposedly make a "good" wife.[/quote]If you read my comment carefully you will understand that we are both making the same point , Marrying a Virgin does not give assurance of having a good Wife , Virgins Suck ,

no way !!!

Dis same Word Love Love Love , Na wa ooo, I think it's time i arrest that word 'LOVE' and lock it up in Jail for a While , Sorry poster gather d strength and move on, remember for everything there is a Reason ,

Help me ask him oo , I don't understand the meaning of the letter @ all , It does not make any sense to me ,

Na wa oo , Women women women --- I Keep wondering if i'll ever get married with all the Weird ways women think and behave , Dis poster does not know the meaning of LOVE , Rubbish

MAYBE -It depends on the situation of the Relationship ,

Women initiate the break ups 4 so many Reasons , d best reason is because you are broke , lol

[quote author=nice.one link=topic=504415.msg6652875#msg6652875 date=1282941401]NYSC= National Year of S.ex & Comfort[/quote]True Dat - I can't wait to be a Graduate so i can Phock dem all , LOL

vivaladiva:
inked nerd----your absolutely spot on
non virgins rock and virgins over 16-18suck big time

@ ViValadiva -True Dat non virgins rock big time and virgins i can't even stand em , lol

[quote author=Ada_4u link=topic=502768.msg6670651#msg6670651 date=1283244264]Count yourself very lucky if u ve a virgin to marry. The world is so corrupt, for someone to be able to keep herself is kudos to her. Just as Stevetboy9 said, you will be happy u put someone in the hse not the  one maybe when u travel your heart will be pounding. Many married women are not faithful. They still sneak out when your not there to meet with former boy friend. So bros, if you have one pls hold her tight. By God's Grace and what she has decided to be, only u ll mary her.
Gud luck.[/quote]@ADA- There is nothing special in a Woman been a virgin , and let me remind you been a virgin is no Dignity it's only d lack of opportunity to get disvirgined , Every woman needs to be experienced before getting married to be able to satisfy her husband in Bed ,

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=502768.msg6670400#msg6670400 date=1283241379]Which conclusion are you referring to?[/quote]@Ink-I'm referring to the conclusion that marrying a virgin does not guarantee having a good Wife ,

Marrying a Virgin does not guarantee a Good Wife , I won't marry a Virgin even if i met one when i want to marry because virgins turn into something else when their cherry has been popped ,

Na so everybody want run for presidency , Only to Loot money and store in foreign countries,

Yorubah:
9ja no dey appreciate at all, see as u knock d person, "u heard it b4"

Na so 9ja no dey appreciate @ all oo , I come across am na him i laugh, i say make i put am on here make other people laugh , how i want take know say d nukkle head don see am b4,

yinkalink:
*stale* heard it here b4. you can do better than that

D only way i can do better than that is Making money and giving you maximum satisfaction in bed , So say my name ,

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."