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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Justus Esiri Is Dead by hoochay: 7:32am On Feb 20, 2013
lets pray is not seun n mukuna2 next
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Justus Esiri Is Dead by hoochay: 6:31am On Feb 20, 2013
Okworigeorge: ... n dat is y i dislike T.B JOSHUA. He sees bad tynz in his visions, he prophecies buh wont stop dem or evn pray against dem....Y?

U NOR FIT PRAY?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by hoochay: 10:56am On Feb 08, 2013
not2long: If nigeria wins they will play at the next confedration cup

what is confedration cup pls?

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Romance / Re: The Worst Valentine Gift You Ever Received by hoochay: 10:20am On Feb 08, 2013
Abdul Adam56: The worst valentine gift i received is private jet. grin

bros i hail oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,any how sha well done
Sports / Re: Dangote Rewards Super Eagles With N130 Million For Reaching AFCON Final by hoochay: 8:04pm On Feb 07, 2013
FXKing2012: That's less than $1million, how dem go share the money?

na ur money

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Sports / Re: NFF Thanks T.B Joshua For Eagles Victory by hoochay: 6:42pm On Feb 05, 2013
the_rip

per2:

What if he predict se Mali go beat us 2mao, una go still thank am?

say wastin?
Sports / Re: NFF Thanks T.B Joshua For Eagles Victory by hoochay: 6:40pm On Feb 05, 2013
what did he say?
Politics / Re: Sanusi Receives N25,000 Allowance Daily For Local Trips by hoochay: 6:34pm On Feb 05, 2013
op how do u expect me to readings all this storys,pls make una help me scan am
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Terry G And Son by hoochay: 6:30pm On Feb 05, 2013
[quo
te author=baba dey]Its like u guyz are new... The "quilt" guy is jast being sarcastic....smh for u novices[/quote]


who ask you bros
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Terry G And Son by hoochay: 6:29pm On Feb 05, 2013
Believe IB: The baby is quilt!

see watin gej don cos,lack of job
TV/Movies / Re: Patience Ozokwor Vs Camilla Mgberekpe: Who Is A Better Actress? by hoochay: 5:14pm On Feb 05, 2013
watin come happen nah,no be their money dem they work for,make i go drink my garri jor
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Terry G And Son by hoochay: 4:28pm On Feb 05, 2013
ist to see the picture?any price for me pls

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Sports / Re: Activist Prays For Mali To Defeat Nigeria by hoochay: 4:27pm On Feb 05, 2013
how did this trash made front page,just asking
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by hoochay: 12:18am On Feb 05, 2013
ubong560: At times we take things too serious. This is the same reason i asked that day what will be our gain if we support super eagles to win the match. Now the man has died just like that and nothing will go to his family whether super eagles win the match or not. Think twice next time. U are neither the owner of super eagles nor a beneficiary.

how old are u sir?
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by hoochay: 11:59pm On Feb 04, 2013
okorafor aboy: thank you boss!!i will shut up.

lol
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by hoochay: 11:51pm On Feb 04, 2013
watin happen to the man?
Sports / Eboue Apologize To Nigerians by hoochay: 5:46pm On Feb 04, 2013
Was on twitter some minutes ago and caught a conversation between eboue and donjazzy.

Donjazzy made fun of eboue a couple of times, later eboue apologized.

EBOUE

"I apologies to all Nigerians that might find my tweets offensive or sensitive. It meant to be Jokes and funny. I am sorry. #moveon"

"Thanks @DONJAZZY for the advice. Respect you a lot brother. Peace and love to Africa. I hope Nigeria wins the #NationsCup. Amen"

Same eboue that wanted to eat super eagles like super fried chicken. Defeat is fun
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria : Who Is Your Man Of The Match by hoochay: 7:45pm On Feb 03, 2013
hoochay: 1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had
gathered in the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the
leader of the delegates gave directions to the
people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my God, please
do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord
heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered and said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew
that the lord had heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears
to the voice of the spirit and heed the
commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again,
saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles recorded their first
goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard
box again and caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians which made
the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him
unwisely and got a red card from the
Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit, said unto
Moses "because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses
brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians
by placing the ball beyond the reach of the
make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians
had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this
things, he became jealous and said in his
heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go
dey think say him play pass me now because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon
do ham watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye
go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was
said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would
go to war again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was
captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard
these words, he cried unto heaven and said
"My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty,
else the lord send a Prophet

AND THE PROPHET WAS SUNDAY MBA,A GAME PLAYED ON A SUNDAY,AND A GOAL SCORED BY A WARRI WOLF SON CALLED MBA SUNDAY

@op,sunday mba is my man of the match

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2013
js_pac: Hahaha who is the super fried chicken now :p ,Silly Eboue eat your heart out! grin Super fried Elephants.

calm down pls
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 7:31pm On Feb 03, 2013
hoochay: 1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had
gathered in the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the
leader of the delegates gave directions to the
people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my God, please
do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord
heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered and said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew
that the lord had heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears
to the voice of the spirit and heed the
commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again,
saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles recorded their first
goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard
box again and caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians which made
the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him
unwisely and got a red card from the
Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit, said unto
Moses "because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses
brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians
by placing the ball beyond the reach of the
make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians
had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this
things, he became jealous and said in his
heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go
dey think say him play pass me now because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon
do ham watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye
go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was
said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would
go to war again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was
captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard
these words, he cried unto heaven and said
"My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty,
else the lord send a Prophet

AND THE PROPHET WAS SUNDAY MBA,A GAME PLAYED ON A SUNDAY,AND A GOAL SCORED BY A WARRI WOLF SON CALLED MBA SUNDAY

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 7:21pm On Feb 03, 2013
huni_naija: Iv already bet £200.. Ivory coast berra not ferk up oo

Predicted score. 2-1

Team elephants to win!! cool kiss

shame on you
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 3:32pm On Feb 03, 2013
zeefa:
People should get ready to receive the clueless eagles 2moro Cos CIV team will give them hard game that wld kick them off the tournament.

Better we advise all Nigerian supporters with hypertension to stay off from viewing the match or else
Gongo aso o!

Abo oro lan so fun omoluabi to ba de inu e a di odidi!

lol
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 3:26pm On Feb 03, 2013
naturalwaves:

cheesy grin cheesy grin. U just too funny. Who will the Prophet be this time around? My mind tells me it's gonna be VINCENT ENYEAMA.

i think yobo
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 3:09pm On Feb 03, 2013
1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had
gathered in the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the
leader of the delegates gave directions to the
people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my God, please
do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord
heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered and said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew
that the lord had heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears
to the voice of the spirit and heed the
commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again,
saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles recorded their first
goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard
box again and caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians which made
the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him
unwisely and got a red card from the
Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit, said unto
Moses "because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses
brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians
by placing the ball beyond the reach of the
make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians
had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this
things, he became jealous and said in his
heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go
dey think say him play pass me now because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon
do ham watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye
go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was
said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would
go to war again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was
captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard
these words, he cried unto heaven and said
"My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty,
else the lord send a Prophet

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Health / Re: Photos Of Man With Butt Implants by hoochay: 10:36am On Feb 03, 2013
dotcom_na_me_na_me:

You're not first to comment.. grin

u da drag position abi?
Sports / Re: Algerian Referee To Officiate Nigeria & Ivory Coast Match by hoochay: 3:01am On Feb 03, 2013
red light pls tell mukuna2 make she unbarn me as banga soup n avwenagha in d sportys sectionh
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 2:53am On Feb 03, 2013
in olamide voice,other rappers be like naija dem nor they reach final.will this prophecy come to pass today?yes or no.if no click like.hapi sunday pals
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by hoochay: 2:50am On Feb 03, 2013
CFCfan: I have a feeling that today's match will not end in regulation time, extra time would have to be played.

Also, the Ivoriens may be under immense pressure to perform well, which will adversely affect them. We all saw what pressure did to the Bafana Bafana, against Mali.

bros you nor da sleep,i hail ooooo,hw mkt la
Sports / Re: Ways Nigeria Can Beat Ivory Coast by hoochay: 10:36pm On Feb 01, 2013
but if u think naija will lose the game click like now

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